>"Hold on one freaking second"
>"you're telling my my name is Sam Porter Bridges"
>"my job is to transport cargo to connect america"
>"and because Im level 4 dooms I can kill oily monsters with my piss and shit?"
>"did I just hear that right?"
>"Hold on one freaking second". >"you're telling my my name is Sam Porter Bridges"
How many time do we have to repeat it to you, Sam?
I ain't reading those gayass emails homie
Your name is Diehard because you 'die hard', your argument is invalid
Wake
I JUST KILLED BTs
WITH MY FREAKING PISS!!!
And blood too. That’s why blood ammo guns is basically what you’re using after you unlock it.
All that matters to me in DS2 is I can still take out an encampment of insane delivery men with a suitcase full of Ibuprofen to their faces.
If they bring back the Strand to just CQC everybody again would be fun asf.
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The fact that one crazy guy is doing a bunch of weird stuff and attacking everything should tip him off at some point.
Monster comes running up to him.
Wait, let me pull down my pants first!
ya
Fat ugly old man with a teenagers hair cut
mad cuz ba(l)d
Why do people like this trailer trash looking guy? Someone should give him a razor so he can shave those pathetic random hairs coming out of his face.
Wasn't it like episode 1 or 2 of The Walking Dead when Daryl shows up? That's the entire point of him, when he shows up, he's a criminal redneck trying to get revenge for the criminal brother that gets left with a bunch of zombies.
He has a comforting face.
>yEAh?
Hey Sam. It's me. Die Hardman. Remember you can adjust the camera angle using the right control stick on your Sony DualShock 4 (TM) to get a better view of the surroundings. Die Hardman. Over and out.
Hey Sam. It's me. Die Hardman. Remember how good it felt when at the start of the game the camera zoomed away and gave you a really nice comprehensive view of the environment?
Well, you CAN'T do that of your own volition. It will only happen when Kojima deems it necessary. Over and out.
Why do corpses cause explosions that make nukes look like firecrackers?
cuz it's cool
is it worth getting the director's cut if I already have the original on steam?
You get better fps in directors cut which is nice, as well as some gear changes, like taking floating carriers on ziplines. However they removed the Monster energy drink, so original is much better.
The real question is, how do you get the original if you have the Director's Cut?
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>he didn't get it from timmy
>twice
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It was literally free
I always forget to check the free games. and most the time when I do, they are dogshit.
although he did give me KC:D and I ended up loving that game.
When will Kojima go back to making good games?
Did you miss Death Stranding?
>sam carries an unborn baby in a jar
>the baby is called "BB"
>the BB is taken alive from a mother's womb and stored alive in the jar
>this is an inversion of the "pickled punk" phenomenon in which a dead stillborn baby is put into a jar
>"bb" is an inversion of "pp"
Was it ever explained why Cliff keeps calling his son "BB"?
I can sort of accept that he decided to go along with the scientists at first, but past a certain point it's completely baffling that he wouldn't drop the moniker - beyond the necessity of preserving the plot twist of course.
I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.
>Sam wakes up handcuffed to bed
>Struggles against handcuff by weakly pulling on it
>Deadman enters room
>"Why am I being held prisoner?"
>"Oh, those aren't handcuffs"
>opens them with a gesture
>later on, Sam handcuffs himself to the bet right before going to sleep
This is the kind of stuff that drives me nuts.
They're shaped like handcuffs, they function like handcuffs, and Sam was handcuffed with them.
>"No, they're not handcuffs"
I understand that they probably made the device shaped like handcuffs because of the practice of handcuffing yourself to a briefcase containing valuable stuff, and also the restrictive nature of shackling yourself to other people and so on, but why did they have to make such a moronic cutscene to introduce them?
Imagine walking into a room and somebody tries to stab you with a knife, but then he goes "this is actually a syringe, you were poisoned and I need to give you the antidote" and nobody bothers asking why it's shaped like a knife or when you were poisoned.
why does he handcuff himself to the bed again?
>Why am I handcuffed?
>Sam, the ESRB looks down on holding people against their will. These may look, feel, and function like handcuffs, but since that is a no-no, these aren't handcuffs.
Kojima = hack and a moronic one at that