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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what zoombies actually, unironically believe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 25

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oldest zoomies are turning 26. Or 28. Depends on whether you go with the '97 or '95 cutoff.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >12 when brawl came out
        yeah, i'm thinking zoomie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying too hard

      For anyone else seeing it, it's bait. Don't feed. Lurk moar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked it but I was 12 years old at the time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers grew up with 4 and Ultimate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. zoomer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 33 and I thought it was the most fun thing in any of the smash games, I also loved all the boss fights in ultimate, that's it.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how Ultimate, the supposedly ultimate Smash game and vidya crossover, only had characters interacting in the opening animation.
    Did they blow all their money on reveal trailers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats what I'm saying, I really wish they didn't spend their cg budget all on character trailers for YTgays to soijak to online, frick hype culture, wish we actually a campaign with scenes that are in context with said campaign or at very least make them intros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats what I'm saying, I really wish they didn't spend their cg budget all on character trailers for YTgays to soijak to online, frick hype culture, wish we actually a campaign with scenes that are in context with said campaign or at very least make them intros

      entire subspace emissary got leaked online before brawl came out, sakurai was pissed and i guess continues to be to this day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get back to work sakurai sub count growing sir

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats what I'm saying, I really wish they didn't spend their cg budget all on character trailers for YTgays to soijak to online, frick hype culture, wish we actually a campaign with scenes that are in context with said campaign or at very least make them intros

        I think it may also be because the game has too many third party characters now and they would have to get approval for everything they do/how they are portrayed on a story mode

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they'll probably downscale for the next one so maybe it'll be more viable then

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smash sells because of the roster, they can't just bring everyone back then cut over 20% of the roster. If they have to cut 3rd parties, they'd probably cut the Squeenix reps (except maybe Hero) and maybe one or two from Konami, Sega and Microsoft.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        might as well not make a fricking game then since everyone's going to upload LPs of it
        what a fricking Black person excuse made by a Black person dev that's repeated on loop by Black person players

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it when my crossover game story consists of countless scenes of characters nodding at each other and a 99% OC enemy lineup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 99% oc enemy lineup ain’t bad. I thought the specimen room on the halberd where I can look at them all was so cool and made me appreciate them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, enemy variety is ass. They could've used the Meta-Knights for the Halberd segments and Zelda enemies in general given Ganondorf's influence in the plot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of liked the primids but everything else just felt like edgy kirby enemies. smash run had way better variety, although having like a dozen fricking kid icarus mobs versus like 2 fricking earthbound or dk enemies was pretty fricking dumb too
      ultimate having the regular fighters be controlled by a fricking jpeg is a thousand times worse than either though, still feels like such an awful fricking idea.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adventure Mode
    >Subspace Emissary
    >Smash Run
    >World of Light/World of Darkness
    When will Sakurai realize that the best part of Smash is being a crossover platformer with a vague chuuni story, and prioritize that over the competitive community?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gave us some cute character interactions, so I agree

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU JUST KNOW

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        know what?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was that rat.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Subspace Emissary was a huge disappointment at the time of release but it's better then nothing unfortunately.

    It's like what happened when Dragon Ball GT 1st aired everybody trashed it and thought it was absolute dog shit but once Super came out and turned out even worse by a huge margin people started to realize GT wasn't so bad after all. Same shit here.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought Ultimate purely because I thought it would have another kino adventure mode
    Boy was I fricking disappointed

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks doc

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play Melee for many hours
    >finally unlock all the characters
    >see this
    No moment in any subsequent smash game was quite as cool as this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop with the melee. Its over its surpassed. N64 had better unlock moments.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop with the melee. Its over its surpassed. N64 had better unlock moments.
        Now that's just nonsense

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit tier kirby game with cringe cutscenes
    take off your nostalgia goggles

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just play it for the first time or what
    Yes it was back when smash bros was soulful and sakurai cared more about quality singleplayer, rather than inserting literally who third party characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you calling fricking Sora and Minecraft Steve literally who’s?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've wanted Erdrick in Smash since 64, and not only did I get Erdrick, I also got Terry (as the alt pallet for Eight).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        DQ was my most wanted and he got not only one of the longest and best trailers but also 4 separate skins

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's completely fricking dogshit. Anyone that says otherwise hasn't played since they were a kid or is sub 80 iq.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun. Sucks they never did it again. Ultimates campaign or wtfever you want to call it was alright but it wasnt subspace. And i also lost interest and never completed it but thats a me thing I think.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point in making a new Smash if we don't get another one of these. I don't care about 50 non-nintendo characters that I will play as for 5 minutes. Give me a new Subspace.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could they improve this mode if it had made a return?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What website is that from?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smash Power Rankings
    1. multiplayer Smash with friends
    2. Subspace Emissary
    3. All-Star Mode
    ...
    ...
    ...
    9997. Ultimate online
    9998. World of Light
    9999. Brawl online

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4. Coin Launcher

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed
        >Zoda
        good trophy, Death Anchor rules

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of it was kino including (and especially) the Great Maze.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never "got it".
    The big thing is a bunch of mediocre cutscenes with unrelated characters vaguely working together.
    Shit, you don't need smash for that., every fanboy that knew how to make flash animations made barrels of these.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people still pretend SSE was good?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking Black person

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worse than every single kirby game ever made, but it wants to be a kirby game
    >everyone says its kino exclusively because of the shitty cutscenes and crossovers
    >bosses are just damage sponge simon says fights
    literally only zoomers have nostalgia for this trash

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