Holy shit it's tongue is a fricking table? Why? Why is modern Pokemon like this?

Holy shit it's tongue is a fricking table? Why? Why is modern Pokemon like this?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The design is actually very subtle and the nuance is lost on morons like you. You're the kind of mongrel that still doesn't get the design theory behind Trubbish.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dondonzo
      >subtle
      ???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dondozo*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "subtle"

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO WHY ISN'T IT JUST A GENERIC FISH WHY DID THEY MAKE THE DESIGN INTERESTING

    if blastoise came out today you would be b***hing about the literal cannons coming out of its shell and whining about how it isn't "subtle" enough as if something being "subtle" somehow makes it good

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because THIS IS HOW IT USES ITS ATTACK - Serve up

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you rather a dondozo that always stupidly carries a table around with it instead of naturally incorporating it into its design? fricking gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of naturally incorporating it into its design
      How is a table for a tongue natural? What natural purpose do those legs serve?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For pinning you down while a bunch of sushi swims up your butt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is my issue as well. Unlike

        >Holy shit its tail is a fricking bag? Why? Why is modern Pokemon like this?

        , where the tail is a bag because it uses it tail to store items like a bag, or even

        >NOOOOO WHY ISN'T IT JUST A GENERIC FISH WHY DID THEY MAKE THE DESIGN INTERESTING

        if blastoise came out today you would be b***hing about the literal cannons coming out of its shell and whining about how it isn't "subtle" enough as if something being "subtle" somehow makes it good

        where there are cannons coming out of its shell that function like water cannons in order to attack, there is seemingly no benefit to the tongue having table legs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it does spawn a little wooden table when it uses its Order Up move. I thought that the animation was serviceable enough, but now that I've seen its tongue like this, I kinda wish the move animation had it use its tongue instead. I don't think the tongue actually has the table legs on the model, though, nor is it probably even modeled to stick out, so they'd have to update the model a bit for that.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I disinterested because the animation don't reflect that.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's tongue in-game and in other artwork looks round though.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they rename the sushi, which had a Japanese name, and give it a DIFFERENT Japanese name in the English version?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're moronic homosexuals

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh, I liked it otherwise, having a literal table tongue drops it from an 8/10 design to a 2/10. Would've remained an 8 if the table didn't have legs, a square tongue would've been good enough.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's canon though. In-game the tongue looks pretty normal and circular to me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't look like that in this TCG art either

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this actually makes me like the design more tbh

          it triggers me to no end that a Tatsugiri using Commander just disappears inside Dondozo’s model
          it should be hanging out on the tongue like in all the art

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't look like that in this TCG art either

        Tongue is a muscle, it can change shape when elongated

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy shit its tail is a fricking bag? Why? Why is modern Pokemon like this?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy shit it just carries around a pendulum? Why? Why is modern Pokemon like this?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this actually makes me like the design more tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What purpose do they serve?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some ESG diversity hire got paid a lot for this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free, mentally ill

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed, political reject

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is ESG the new buzzword?

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