HOLY SHIT THE LEAKS WERE REAL
SUPER MARIO WONDER
NEW 2D MARIO
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HOLY SHIT THE LEAKS WERE REAL
SUPER MARIO WONDER
NEW 2D MARIO
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super mario LSD
I can dig it
-ACK
holy soul
less
Super Mario Bros. Trans Rights
deeply and profoundly mindbroken
Bubblegum color
KINO KINO KINO
>New powerup turns Mario into a Hindu god
What
we're so fricking back. I thought that Peach game was the 2D thing
looks SOUL as hell
problem with 2D mario games is that after mario maker and mario maker 2 they are all too easy
2D Mario has been easy since Super Mario World.
I was expecting NSMB tier shit but this actually looks amazing.
This is literally the exact opposite of New Super Mario Bros. They kept the general style and characters from Super Mario Run, but everything else is wild as frick.
2D Mario is finally back after years of NSMB trash
idk, it's looks a lot like a NSMB. Also, doesn't feel like rayman too much?
Its a step in the right direction, NSMB was very sterile in comparison to this. It reminds me of SMB3 and World
>they actually allowed a Mario game to have some style
holy shit
>they actually allowed a Mario game to have some style
this looks like the funnest Mario game since forever, since like SNES days
game looks fun. hopefully yuzu runs it flawlessly.
pirate vegans, everyone
MANDATEBROS ITS OVER
Time for us... to bid farwell to this world...
Why does mario look so angry when running
Looks inspired by Rayman Legends but it could be just my bias talking
I like it
nintendo loves michel ancel so it's not far fetched.
>mario if he acid
and my immideate thoughts at the end was "oh no,the furry community will shit up the board with elephant mario art"
How many times they're going to make the same stale shit game
...but enough about Zelda. The new Mario looks great!
Anon, what the frick are you talking about? BotW and TotK exist specifically because they were worried the formula was getting predictable. They're far from stale.
If it's good why change? I hope you are critical of fps, cinematic ots shooters and open world nuRPGs because the industry is exponentially more saturated with those types of games than 2d platformers
It's just boring and too easy, they've been rehashing the same game for like 15 years
>It's just boring and too easy
That is a universal problem with modern games
Pizza's a fairly boring concept, and yet millions of Americans eat millions of the stuff every year.
Why? Because it's good, simple, and infinitely modifiable.
SOUL
more like Super Mario Wonder who will ever buy this shit
There were leaks
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I MUST SAY IT....
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mariophant
Any porn of it yet?
I hope this becomes the next Bowsette
can't wait to see Peach and Daisy's massive elephant tiddies
What will Elephant Daisy look like?
Holy fricking, Mario is Dandy!
i feel like this is gonna turn into the whole bowsette thing again, but with elephants. we've come full circle.
Babario
Good post.
>trans color scheme
Well then
Daisybros we eatan good
>"no way that leak dude is real, his leak is fake and gay"
>"ok, maybe, but WE ARE NOT GETTING A REMAKE OF SMRPG NO FRICKING WAY"
>"shit, well uh, there's no time left, so no 2D Mario so he's wrong"
>"see there's only two minutes left so-"
>"WHAT THE FRICKKKKK"
Tell me Ganker, have doubters EVER been THIS BTFO BEFORE?!
Anyone who didn't think we were getting this after the smrpg remake was gunually braindead, 2d mario is way more believable than ninty and SE playing ball on the remake
Leakdicksuckers won. Awe worship leaker wiener now
Only dick worship of that one guy though, until he fricks up. He has a lot of pressure riding on him now, so its only a matter of time until he falls out of favor.
actually looks promising
>Same low effort NSMB art style
Pass
bait
Watch it again. Completely different and with incredible amounts of personality.
>NSMB art style
what?
Mario's got this weird Super Mario 3 box art look going on
Some of the enemies look like they’re still in the NSMB style but Mario himself look soulful
Big Mario is soulful, small Mario looks like goofy NSMB Mario
Holy fricking soul
Looks, dare I say it... "fun"?
I'm a little worried about the design, though.
Looks a little too NoA PR for my taste.
I wonder if there'll be even MORE playable characters? Big visual shift. New power ups and playable Daisy!
Am I the only one who thinks it looks off?
Especially Mario's animations.
It probably looks off to you because you and other nu-fans have been spoonfed the same style for 17 years now.
Except the new game doesn't look anything like classic Mario or even 3D Mario.
It unironically looks like
Uncanny valley.
It's like someone at nintendo looked at
and said "this is shit, but I can make this look good". And he succeeded.
Today is a good day to be a Mario fan.
>GOt a good Mario movie
>Got a good remake of Mario RPG
>Good a cool take on NSMB
It's like they fixed everything wrong with Mario in one fell swoop.
>Warioware is back to using fun motion controls
ONE FELL SWOOP
>Got a good remake of Mario RPG
It look soulless as frick.
No it doesn't. Shit, do you even know what soul is?
Soul is sure as frick not generic 3D models replacing charming spritework.
You have no standards.
Says who? Models aren't automatically inferior to drawings. Get off the weed, dude.
Mario RPG was always 3D models.
>Soul is sure as frick not generic 3D models replacing charming spritework.
anon you know that SMRPG was always just 3D models right
>>Got a good remake of Mario RPG
it's a 1:1 remake but with worse graphics
what's the point
>worse graphics
Have you fricking seen the original?
Yes, I've played it many times.
>Worse graphics
I know this place is going to parrot that unironically for years. But man, you're moronic
If this was fan-made, you'd be shitting on it and posting LE HIRE THIS MAN
But it's official so you're pretending to like it
HELL YEAH IT IS:
>"here is a remake of SMRPG"
>"also, we are making a new Peach game"
>"also also, we are porting over Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon"
>mario segment ends
>yet at the ending of the direct
>"oh by the way, here's a new 2D Mario game coming too lmao"
Honestly, between the SMRPG remake, plus the new 2D Mario game, they could have saved one for the start of next year, and one for christmas season, yet BOTH are coming out around christmas NEAR the SAME TIME that's crazy.
hope it's not too easy since it has co-op (game might be designed around it)
other than that, KINO
When 3d mario
>unironically dude what if the mushrooms were drugs xd
Koizumi is such a fricking hack holy shit.
Who's making this game? Is it outsourced like Cadence of Hyrule?
>boxart style Mario
HOLY SOUL
What? It doesn't look like that at all.
Get some glasses bro
It doesn’t look like that also nobody calls him boxart style mario you disgusting frick.
>Peach and Daisy are playable
>in a game with an elephant transformation
OH GOD
Oh god the furries are going to have a field day
elephants don't have fur, homosexual
What do you call them, then?
Oh frick I didn't consider that
good
I can believe that each character gets a different animal.
let me lie to myself
The power-up seems to center entirely around being big and heavy.
They'd still be turning into a hippo or a bear or something
>Luigi gets a tapir for some reason
>Peach gets a pig
>Yoshi becomes a triceratops
gets a pig
anon please don't play with my heart like that
>More variety of TF content
I'm more worried about Yoshi.
Yoshi frickers are on another level.
Yoshi was a mount Sadly. I was hoping he'd be playable after seeing the elephant thing but on rewatch he's a powerup as per usual.
He’s playable, watch the trailer again
They showed a level that had four people as Yoshi. He might be his own character or the other characters transformed into a Yoshi or there's Yoshi-exclusive levels.
There was a shot with 4 Yoshis and no Marios, he's playable.
As a power up
The UI icons didn't change when Mario transformed into an Elephant or a Spike Ball in the trailer, so I doubt it.
Solo Yoshi is playable in Mario Run, like Daisy. I think he'll be both a mount and a character somehow.
Maybe he has unique powers and the mounts are for other players when the level requires him.
>yoshi riding a yoshi
This is not the way God intended things
Yep if you connect a controller then select Yoshi he will be manually playable, but if playing solo then I guess he'll just show up at certain points and act as he always does, like running away if he gets hit
I wonder how power-ups will work with Yoshi, though, since he's always had his own unique ones
There was a short moment of multiple Yoshis running by themselves, and even the lives counter shows them. So I think they it's both, yeah.
Yoshi wasn't shown as a mount
That was my bad, I didn't notice that he was being controlled by another player in the earlier section where Mario jumps onto him
>ICBM bills
UNHH THICKER
Quite the Monkey's Paw, I once dreaded a game where Mario would get a clown power-up but Odyssey ripped that bandage off with the costume.
Still long for this in a game where Peach, Daisy and/or Rosalina is playable.
>inb4 3D World
not the same size or form, lacks intimacy.
oh no how terrible haha
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
Looks like pure soul. Except for that talking flower, that shit's getting muted
It make me giggle, tho maybe it get annoying with the time.
Legit lost my shit at the elephant Mario
How the frick is that going to work
Like prööööööh.
SOUL
>SOUL
SOUL
>SOUL
SOUL
>SOUL
SOUL
>SOUL
I hope you can turn off the talking flowers but otherwise this genuinely looks great
What if Mario did drugs
Replacing numbers with phrases when you combo kill enemies is a nice touch
>Super BAHrio
Not interested
Looks fricking great but it will still be worthless baby shit press right to win cancer
I'm coping for custom hack levels because the engine looks FUN
It's gonna be the engine for mario maker 3.
Switch games are always fricking impossible to make significant hacks of but expect Super Mario World hacks to have every feature from this trailer by next tuesday.
Looks alright. Not a huge leap from NSMBU but they're trying. Playable Peach/Daisy's a sell, goddamn princessgays had it good this Direct.
YOOOOOOOOOOO MARIOOO LETS GOOOO
I like his animations but that artstyle is fricking ugly
>troony colors
xiiiiiiiiii......
you might need to take a break from this site if this is the first thing you think of
MarioChads, we eating good tonight
those talking flowers are annoying and cringe as frick, i imagine they'll ruin every single levels music
Mario Wonder looks great, just hope you can mute the "UM, THAT JUST HAPPENED" flowers
>dude what if mario was on drugs XDDD: The Game
>
FLOPPIER
That's immediately where my head went too
I was wondering how long it was gonna take Ganker to make this comparison.
This was the greatest Nintendo Direct in some time.
looks alright. i mean it's hard to frick up 2d mario. it's probably fun enough. i hope the flowers don't speak constantly and not big fan of the dialogue boxes appearing all the time. but essentially just looks like nsmb again but small change but that's to be expected. it's the default what nintendo games do
DRUGS ARE GOOD
Why the frick does this look like a fan game This is awful
When the drugs are kicking in
Was it leaked?
I'm crying.
I'm actually crying.
Congrats, Daisygay
Daisy is finally in a mainline game again after all these years
Mario mandategays BTFO
To this day, I do not understand why anyone has any attachment to this non-character.
That's fine. Doesn't change the fact that I do and have for a long time.
Not everything requires a fine latticed deep lore and a 40,000 page backstory to be enjoyable.
Everyone loves Peach. So almost everyone loves Daisy by association since she's a perkier, more active Peach. She's great
>Martinet is gone
well yeah after the aligations...
Wait what?
OH MY GOD IS THAT LE NEW BING BING :OOO(le söy face)!!! I AM SO EXCITED TO PLAY THE SAME GAME FOR THE 549TH TIME AGAIN!!!
This is the art style progression that should have happened about 10 years ago, but it's nice we're finally getting somewhere.
>flowers talk to you
>world shifts and moves
>daisy is there
Super Mario Schizophrenia
>ResetERA absolutely SEETHING that it isn't pixel shit and saying it looks "bland"
You love to see it!
Glad they're finally willing to experiment with the artstyle in main games
I couldn't care less about 2D Mario games but may this get good feedback so Nintendo gets out of their corpo phase
They put in a little effort to give it some soul, I can definitely respect that. I'm never going to like this music direction though.
Really? The Mario music style always had that jazzy ska-type vibe. Maybe Acapella is going too far though, so I suppose we'll see if it affects more than the trailer.
SOUL
>Super Sloppio Bros
>Literally the same game for 40 years and counting
And that's awesome. The best thing. Go live your miserable and gray life somewhere else.
>you know what I want?
>a mario game where some homosexual won't shut the frick up in the background talking to you while you're playing
yeah frick that not buying it
Looks interesting, I'd like to see how the gimmicks are like.
More like Super Mario Blunder
>mario if he did LSD
>Peach and Daisy playable
>elephant power up
>mobile game artstyle
Some good, some bad. I'm intrigued, but what the frick was that voice? Did they really replace Charles??
Sounds higher.
But then near the end it sounded like him.
Luigi was the same too
Charles can't pull out the same voice anymore anon.
They used the same voice clips for 20 years
An LSD themed Mario game wasn’t on my Nintendo direct bingo card.
im gonna say the thing. If this werent a nintendo game, i wouldnt play it, look very eh.
Playable Daisy tho.
I hate those talking flowers man, that shit will ruin the game for me
yeah, i was wondering about that too...maybe they wont talk too much.
Um.../v/...?
I think you're just fricking colorblind anon. It's closer to the bisexual flag if anything
Consider the fact even a good chunk of Ganker didn't notice this, that's how rent free they are in your head
>Consider the fact even a good chunk of Ganker didn't notice this
I attribute that more to the fact that 90% of this board is unabashed tendies
Trannies don't own colours, as much as they want you to think they do.
KYS immediately
OH NO NO NO NO NO
The music goes hard
https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ
>3:00
sounds absolutely fricking sick but this isnt from the new mario wonder game is it?
where does this song come from?
That's actually pretty okay
You fricker i won't let you get away with this you zoomer
>Making music this good for a fricking mario if he real fnf mod
Why
Holy shit that's some wasted talent
>MARIO IF HE PRÖÖÖHHH :D:D::D
Saved
It looks weirdly like New SMB but also not at the same time.
It looks like what the second NSMB should've been
Love this new artstyle tbh, especially after we've had so long with the New Super Mario style
Game itself looks decently fun, too. The only thing I don't like is the combo/style points text, I don't think that fits in a Mario game
Well since we aren't getting any new Wario Land games at least Mario is going to have fun gimmicks and transformations.
It looks fun and neat, but man i am blueballed so hard wanting wario and waluigi in one of these 2d mario games
Looks pretty cool, but that's a really bad title lol
Is it basically Super Alice Bros?
why do japs LOVE alice in wonderland so much?
>blonde e-girl goes on a magical adventure
Of course they love it.
Because their country looks down on drugs and there's virtually no white women in the country.
Pretty much this
Also the book was first translated in Japanese in 1910 so it's had plenty of time to worm it's way in Japanese pop culture.
What's there not to like about young Caucasian girls?
(Except for what the Western media have turned them into recently.)
This looks like shit if you're over 12 imho, looks like a game my 10yo nephew would play.
How is it different from literally any other Mario game in that regard? Did you think this was a meaningful comment?
I don't know about any Mario games except that first one everyone played, I grew up.
What was the sequel to that 1st party game in the leak? Did i miss something?
Modern israelitetendo is so Disneyfied that is not even funny. Talk about soulless uninspired trash.
mario if he 2d
what a stupid fricking concept
Super Mario LSD
>new 2d Mario game
WHERE MY HEADBANGAS AT THEY BETTER RUN THIS SHIT NEXT ESA
I want to play it but then I remembered how shit the dpad is on all switch controllers so I'm guess I'm waiting for the PC version to drop.
>lots of new playable characters
>new level themes
All I wanted
Playable cast:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Yellow Toad
Daisy
Yoshi (who is also ridable on the fly)
Wasn’t there a leak that said DK and Wario were playable too?
no
Put Wario in and I WILL buy it.
Feels like they got inspiration from Super Mario Maker levels and made some fun wacky shit.
Snoys already coping.
gay
>not a single jrpg sword guy games
>All scrimblo bimblo
I buy nintendo consoles for my japanese games not this shit
Star ocean remake tho
I’m just glad Daisy is playable in these games for once. She haven’t been in a platforming game since what, Mario Land?
She was playable in that Mobile game for years.
They don't drug test at Nintendo!
>dude what if drugs lmao
Since when is nintendo this degenerate? Mario is supposed to be a kid's game
It looks so fricking FULL OF SOUL
THIS IS WHAT NSMB SHOULD'VE ALWAYS BEEN
I love this new age of Nintendo regaining their personality with Mario we're entering
I guess the movie helped them
Nu Super mario bros was
>let's do what we can woth our current hardware
Wonderful LSD is more like
>forget the hardware, let's get creative
those flowers need to shut the frick up but otherwise it looks cool
Looks like a real game this time, rather than something they literally shat out with premade assets, so that's cool. Guess I'll play it if I hear particularly good things.
>tendies whine about mandate all the time
>game that slightly deviates from the mandate is so unfamiliar they think it's on drugs
Reminds me a lot of how wacky SMB3 could be.
BRING BACK THE BOOT YOU COWARDS
Good fricking riddance.
S
S
>New Super Mario Bros is now officially Old Super Mario Bros
never thought I'd live to see the day
>elephant Peach
it looked really soulful.
like it has such a distinct style to it, it's not bad. It's a very suitable subtitle: "Wonder".
REAL
>no more BAH BAH
>instead youll get flowers shouting HEEEYY HIIII at you
still an improvement
reminds me of ring fit adventure, but idk people will learn to deal with him. unless they add a 'mut e the fricking tuba flower please' option.
>everyone cheering for the same New Super Mario slop but with a different coat of paint
Now wonder why non-Nintendo fans look at us weird.
go back
>Now wonder why non-Nintendo fans look at us weird.
What? You care?
>roll roll ROLLLL
So fricking sick.
Shocked at playable Daisy, rest of the game looks fun.
Talking flowers may get annoying though
The talking flowers sound like they'll get old real fast, hope you can disable them
god just have a nice day already you joyless husk of a human
It fricking looks like New Super Mario Forever. Uncanny as hell.
i miss the original super mario forever, i wasted a lot of time playing that.
>No Wario
It’s shit. Frick daisygays.
We fricking lost bro
Wario isn't supposed to be a hero, he's supposed to be a self-serving jerk.
So how long until the flower guy has art of sucking a dick or being pissed into
You can thank Mario Maker for this. That game put a logical end to traditional 2D Mario for good. They had to go batshit to stay fresh.
I'm genuinely excited for a new game for the first time in years
Heard you was talking shit
>silhouette levels
MAXIMUM LUDO
>two currencies
MTX confirmed
>5'11" vs 6'0"
You vs. The Sakeru Gummy she tells you not to worry about
to me, it reminded me of rayman origins and legends
Looooooong mario
Odysey was the first Mario for me.
I unironically had fun with it. But now i want to try Side scrolling Mario games.
Which one to begin with ??
Please dont list me 80s 90s Mario games
Mario World/Mario 3 are the best the series has to offer in terms of 2D. Outside of that would probably be NSMBU or DS
Super Mario World + Super Mario Bros. 3 are some of the best 2D Mario games.
mario maker 2
Maybe I'll try this if you can eliminate those annoying flowers.
...Probably not
Play the 80's 90's games homosexual
>Please dont list me 80s 90s Mario games
why would not want the best games to be listed to you?
it's agreed upon by everyone that super mario world and mario 3 are the two best mario 2D mario games. play either one. world is way easier though.
SMB3 holds up to this day though. You should play it.
I hate kids so much. Get off the internet.
SNES era is best for 2D, sorry man.
Can go halfway and try 3D World, probably my favorite Mario ever.
>Please dont list me 80s 90s Mario games
Bitch, play World at least.
>Please dont list me 80s 90s Mario games
Sorry but SMB3 is one of the best games of all time. You must at the least give it an honest try.
>I want to play mario but not the best games
Ok Which one is the best Mario game ???
Now you can list the 3d platformers as well as 2d side scrolling
I only played
- Mario Odysey
- Luigi Mansion 1
And thats it
SMB3
SBW
SM64
Play Galaxy 2, and SMW
TOTAL FROGPOSTER DEATH
super mario world and super mario maker 2
Super Mario Bros 3
>But
Super Mario Bros 3.
>But
Fine. OG NSMB then EITHER NSMBW or NSMBU
New Super Mario Bros
New Super Mario Bros WII
New Super Mario Bros WII U
Is there any difference ?
Yes. All three are different games. NSMB has a few unique things going with for it like bosses and general aesthetics/music. Though it should be pretty easy.
NSMBW and NSMBU have significantly more overlap, hence why I recommended you choose one of them.
Well what do you expect? It's basically more levels and powerups and a few new gimmicks in each game.
>Please dont list me 80s 90s Mario games
But that's Mario's foundation, otherwise you'd have to be recommended the NSMB titles -- original, Wii, U Deluxe and Mario Maker.
If you can manage to find the 3D collection, just go straight to Galaxy because I think that nails a first earnest attempt at a 3D Mario game with the spirit of 2D games in mind.
RPGS are the best aspects of the franchise so play the early paper marios, mario & luigi series and original mario rpg (or the remake when that comes out)
They should have brought back the Super Crown and replaced Toad with Toadette
so is "wonder" like "wonderland" or some shit? Feels like it
yeah i took it to mean like a daydream or something, considering all the weird things going on
This feels like a fan game. It's pretty apparent they were looking at what everybody else wanted them to do and decided to just do it. It has a unique art style, it added more animations to give Mario personality, it has a really weird gimmick with bizarre level design, it has a bunch of playable characters, it has really unique power-ups that feel almost out of place, etc. The 2D Mario team did say that they weren't sure what to do with the series next and that they were going to be looking at Mario Maker for inspiration. It's pretty clear that that's exactly what they did, and I wouldn't be surprised if they also looked at some fan games as well though they would never actually officially admit that. It just feels like something I would have played off of Mario fan game or romhack site like 15 years ago
>troony colors
You talk like if the homosexuals created the pink or the blue. All is in your putrid head. Mario is not and they'll never support imaginary sexuality.
>Leakdicksuckers WIN
>NoSpoilergays BTFO
Best timeline
Wonderful
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL
Kek
Hey guess what?! Nintendo are working on a new Zelda game! I'll spam this before every Direct.
>5 years from now:
>zomg the leaks were real!!!
moron
Its about being able to predict that THIS direct out of all the directs would have a new 2D mario game.
>zomg you actually are moronic
They literally said the new game was called Super Mario Wonder
>Time to fly!
I'm worried this flower is gonna end up being some handhold-y thing giving hints throughout the level
That's exactly what it is. It's the motivator. It's the chat to your streamer.
who the frick are these things?
Funny toad
I thought it's shoe was a turd
Baby wriggler
Mandate killers
Wiggler as a prince, just like the first Mario movie only without the Peach cucking at the end.
Those are Wimblos and Truggles, Mario's new lovable friends. Look out for Wonder-ful amiibos and plusses of them coming to a Gamestop near you
An actual NEW 2D Mario for the first time since 2006. Took those homosexuals long enough.
the title feels like a romhack
NOOOO TALK ABOUT FF 16
GET HYPED FOR FF 16
Strange of them to actually acknowledge dark bowser or Dark JR in this case
not gonna lie the whole thing looks very generic, even more for mario garbage
>Sonic Team hypes up Sonic Superstars as a new 2D Sonic game with local multiplayer and everyone's favorite characters
>Nintendo just announces the same thing but with Mario and a more appealing art style a few days later
JUST
>Nintendo tactically drops an SMRPG remake announcement the day before FF16 comes out
Sonic used to be so good at this style of turning retro graphics into landscapes, what happened? Superstars looks like a gacha game
>Nintendo poach Unleashed and Generations' staff
Less appealing, more like. It looks cheap..
Would you rather the "new" style? This new style looks so good.
>Mario and a more appealing art style
It looks soulless, I thought it was a NSMB game at first
i think the colors stand out a lot more, and there's definetly some different shading and design on the characters. but yea i do get what you mean, not everyone's gonna like it.
>more appealing art style
It looks like shit tendie. have a nice day.
>more appealing
It’s babby slop
As a Sonic fanboy I gotta say
This game looks 1000X more creative and fun
As a fellow Sonic fanboy, I have to admit that Mario has always been way better and this is no exception. Sonic games have always been pretty shitty in fact, I don't even know why people play them.
As another fellow Sonic fanboy, part of me is fully set into consooming Sonic gameslop (that being said I haven't actually paid for them since Mania)
Why do you play them?
I play them because uh
uh....I guess...I have to....?
I can't remember the last time I bought a Sonic game because I WANTED to besides Mania...
Frontiers was decent at least, right?
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not him but as an age old sonic fan, Sonic Mania is the only truly great Sonic game that Sega has released ever since Sonic and Knuckles, and it's not even by sonic Team.
Nintendo are just the better developpers and it's unrealistic to expect sonic to be comparable to mario in terms of quality anymore. There's no real talent or direction at sonic team since the Saturn days and they just chug out games that are sure to make some quick buck on whatever budget they get. Every single decision they made as a creative team since Sonic Adventure 1 has only made the franchise more pointless.
I like both.
Legends can co-exist.
THE RIVALRY NEVER DIED
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER DIDN'T YOU MOTHER FRICKER YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT NINTENDON'T SHIT UNTIL THE END OF TIME
Funny shit
Art style put me off at first glance but grew on me as the footage rolled.
Levels look interesting to say the least.
Seems less like another Mario game and more like something new involving Mario.
Ok, i admit that the "high as frick" style has me intrigued.
This game looked so good at first, like a modern, stylized Super Mario World kinda game. Then it just goes apeshit insane, like no Nintendo game can exist without a fricking crazy gimmick anymore and fricking soils it.
>more BAH BAH and everyone stopping to count the bahs on their fingers
I hate this. I hate British people. Why did Big Ben influence this game?
Does the game look weird to anyone else? I thought it was gonna be a phone game
Finally, we're out of the NSMB ghetto
Would you?
Why does this promo art feel like it uses the old renders kek, also is Yoshi playable too?
Yoshi carrying things in his hands feels cursed.
>no Roselina
fricking gay
Better quality.
That blue toad hat on a goomba probably means there's a goomba power-up too.
This really will just be the TF fetish Mario game.
Cappy?
Probably Blue Toad with a Goomba powerup.
>is Yoshi playable too?
Yeah look at the life counter
>Collective life counter
im gonna need to stop killing my friends
How will this work when there's also Yoshi as a mount in the game? Surely Yoshis won't ride another Yoshi
Frick the Yoshis, look at rocket bill. Immediate favorite right there.
>Bowsers Castle has a flower bud turban
Yoshi was in the trailer.
why do people get so excited over a shitty platformer for made for literal children? is it a nostalgia thing? i'm genuinely curious
Mario platformers are excellent.
Minors aren't allowed in this website.
>has likely been sucking Nintendo's wiener since they were sucking on mama's teat
Better to be a youngin' with good taste in games than a neckbearded manchild wearing something as irrelevant as age like a badge of honor. have a nice day dweeb.
>admitting you're a no-taste underageb&
lol
homie i'm 27 years old. i grew up playing nintenbro and yet i grew out of it. not my fault you guys are tendies for lyfe.
>i grew up playing nintenbro
fricking your friends doesn't count
>homie i'm 27 years old
All frogposters are underage, so no
>I grew out of it
That just reads like peer pressure to me, anon.
But you’re still here, in this thread. Imagine going into this thread just to seethe while everyone else is having fun
I can feel the insecurity in this post, anon. You just come off as utterly pathetic.
>imagine not having the security that your friends, gf or close ones do not know that you play games like this, and that they care little or nothing about it
your life sucks bro
I started Mario for the first time at 22.
Its Fun.
shows you never had friends to play these games with. great times throwing buds into lava
'all ages' is a thing dipshit. and don't just say it's nostalgia bait or anything. there's clearly an interesting style and effort put in that i'm all for.
>"all ages" is a thing dipshit
And yet the game's artstyle and the way it plays SCREAMS "made for kids". It's inoffensive, safe, and simplistic. Perfect for tendie fricks like you.
And what games do you like exactly?
so nice of you to ask.
here's my top 10
1. Smackdown vs Raw franchise
2. Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
3. Dark Souls trilogy
4. Elden Ring
5. Bully (PS2)
6. The Warriors (PS2)
7. Tony Hawk's Underground 1 & 2
8. Gears of War franchise
9. Halo franchise
10. Max Payne 1 & 2
>Gears of War franchise
>Halo franchise
>a fricking licensed wrestling game
Most 2d SMB games are more challenging than all of these games, funnily enough
who's even talking about how challenging the games are? i'm talking about the fact that nintenpoo games are meant for children based on their aesthetics and gameplay style. there's no blood, gore, not even an interesting story to follow. it's babyslop. it's low-brow entertainment. you're all a bunch of autistic tendie neckbearded homosexuals.
Being excited to play Mario as an adult is weird because it's the video game equivalent of pic related
The game is guaranteed to have more challenge than any open world or cinematic ots slop and probably right up there with elden ring or whatever Souls derivative you zoomers circle jerk over
>Sometimes you have to time your jumps you don't understand how hard it is the cow goes moo
> you just have to put your cursor over them and press button before they do to win
You can make anything sound like that when you distill it to such fundamental mechanics you bed shitting inbred
>probably right up there
Soulshit is more casual than even the most basic of platformers funny enough.
>I need my media to be edgy!
Sounds like you were the one who never grew up buddy. The 90s were like 25 years ago edgelord lmao
this in fact i asked a qt zoomer streamer recent which was harder between dark souls and smb3 (she recently had played both) and she said Mario definitely. the chat was in an uproar but it was obvious most had never actually played the latter
i remember nsmbu having a challenge mode with some really diificult levels in it. they can be hard if they want to, and i hope they do something like that for wonder.
>all
i implore you to jump into a multiplayer match on any of the gears of war games and promptly have your fricking shit stomped in you bum ass homie.
Pick a shooter of your choice and I will beat your little enby quadroon pussy in
gears 5
>muh "X is for neckbeards"
>gif
gifs are still cool, unlike your fedora webm shit
>i have nothing of value to add so uhhh LE GIF INSTEAD OF STILL IMAGE LOL AMIRITE GUISE LOOK AT THIS MORON POSTING GIFS AND SHIET
I don't think you understood.
Chaika is too normalgay to be for neckbeards.
I don't think any casual anime watchers know Chaika to be fair
>weeb
Tendie-level autism masquerading under normie tastes, lmao.
I like those games, because I have a great affection for the PS2 era, and also xbox og and 360 games, and, except for souls games, I also liked this mario game
It's Mario.
It's a series that can experiment over the years with fresh blood at the helm, much like how Mickey Mouse, Barbie, Transformers and Bugs Bunny experiment with their look. Nintendo treats the franchise as a brand just the same.
It's not gonna adhere to just one visual style if it doesn't have to.
>Perfect for tendie fricks
why are you here? seriously, if you don't like nintendo or their games I don't know what you are doing in this thread
>while posting space marine
If you're bitter that your thing is too niche to be a conversation starter, just say so.
What do you deem something worth getting excited about?
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Based.
IIRC for SMB3 they had pitched a Centaur power up but never got past that.
The leaks said Donkey Kong would be in it. Where?
Kinda expected them to ride out 2D Mario with just Mario makers from now on but this is genuinely surprising
>appealing art style
>almost a stop motion look to the characters
>great theming
Just seems like a fun time and they look like they had fun making it
but why an elephant?
You're asking that when they made pipes grow eyes and come to life?
Artsyle looks interesting, especially for a 2D Mario where they are usually cookie-cutter nowadays
this is basically just NSMB though, except with a keyframed jump animation
>boxart mario
sovl overload
Honestly reminds me of this with his eye placement now
Old school Mario Best Mario
Frick perfect Mario
NOOOO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE BOXART MARIO THIS IS WRONG
With how the characters move it reminded me of what a remade Mario World would look like
Mario looks like he was plucked straight from 1993 and turned 3D
it looks fricking great
It looks legit like a cutout of the art from the old game manuals I love it
Looks like fricking shit, is it made with unreal engine?
Interesting color choice for the word "wonder"...
>Miyamoto too busy with movies and theme parks to enforce the MANDATE anymore
Probably too inspiration from Mario maker, and Mario run
Can Yoshi ride another Yoshi? The game seems so willing to embrace the weird/silly side of Mario that it seems possible
>troony colors
They know their audience well I suppose.
>LONG PEACH
>LONG DAISY
>ELEPHANT PEACH
>ELEPHANT DAISY
And that's just what they showed
Imagine what "horrors" await in the full game
Yoshi is playable btw
>classic yoshi
YES
YES
The life icon proves Yoshi is a playable character.
It's probably like in Kirby where one player can ride another.
Peach looks like a plastic bobblehead
>hillclouds
>the clouds are hills but canon
>elephant yoshi
Looks like bootleg Mario.
Should have been named Super Mario Bros Weird
It sounds like it's not Martinet.
It looks pretty good.
Art style looks off. Like they were too afraid to deviate too much from the NSMB aesthetic so it ended up with this weird half step.
congrats 2d mario bros...2d zelda bros we forge on
Our time will come bro.... Grezzo have been awful quiet lately besides that cheap apple arcade shit.
>there's already fat fanart
The more I watch the trailer the more I love how it looks and the more I dislike how it sounds
Holy shit! my new waifu!
Prince Haru?!?!
>Bowser spiking the Mushroom Kingdom's water supply with LSD
>only $60
Thank Christ I would’ve consoomed if it was $70 anyway though
Seems ninty's sticking to their word with $70 being just for totk because of the filesize.
IT BEGINS
Holy shit don't make me coom to fricking Mario
Took it long enough, also GREAT
source?
uniparasite
there it is
jesus
RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
>RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
>RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
>RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
>RELEASES THE SAME DAY AS SPIDER-MAN 2 NINTENDO IS FRICKED!!!!!
You realise the port of New Super Mario Bros U sold 15million? A brand new 2D Mario is going to steamroll whatever comes out the same day and then sell on for years even after the Switch is replaced.
>Nintendo made the same game again
>Peach when she sees people draw Elephant porn of her
>Flower Kingdom
Bros..
>kingdoms that aren't just Ice Water Sand Grass
I think the flowers are awesome theyre so silly. They remind me of that "we're not candy!" Pills ad that was circulating youtube recommended. I think if they just say hi to you that would be really cute i think.
The Mario mandate has finally been defeated! Mario kino is back on the menu for the first time in years.
They finally did it.
They made a 2D mario that wasn't the same soulless shit over and over again.
I don't really get why i should play this over NSMBW, looks almost the same.
Because you already played NSMBW
NSMBW doesn't have Daisy, Luigi as a wrecking ball or Tripping Balls Flowers
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1671536534183612417
kek
Yeah you like the artstyle now, but will you like it when they release Super Mario Bros Wonder 3 DLC in two years?
no. let us be happy for now
Why do Daisygays get what the want when Wario doesn't get shit? If they aren't going to give a new Warioland and keep sticking with microgames please just have him playable too...
Now that Miyamoto seems to be letting the Mario guys do what they want, I wouldn't be surprised if we get a new Warioland game soon tbh
sorry to say it but, pizza tower and antonblast will completely overshadow waeio as the standard for that type of game.
It quite literally does not matter at all since Nintendo doesn't care
>new original 2d Mario
>looks amazing
>Ganker hates it
>even pretend to like Sonic games to shit on it
Every time. Why do I still come here?
>Ganker hates it
where? most people seem pretty positive about it
Nintendo fans are notoriously sensitive to criticism. One guy says he isn't into it among a thousand others saying it looks great and that's all it takes, he'll be whining about how there's a massive shill campaign against Nintendo.
Not him but I can't really comprehend how someone could say that the new 2D Mario looks soulless. Or even the Mario RPG remake. If you think these look soulless then you probably spend too much time in here and get more enjoyment for finding stuff to complain about than actually valuing things on their own merits.
Whatever expectations you have on what videogames should be or look like at this point are completely unrealistic or pointless.
Bro other people said its soulless just agree already
I'm not going to say soulless but small Mario and friends always looks awful on anything not sprite based
Ganker's always got a very mixed atmosphere, it's just how it is and i guess they're only seeing that bad side of it. plus it does overshadow the good comments quite a lot.
I'm sorry I ever doubted you ZIPPO
What the frick
>Zippo
That c**t was parroting the legit leaker.
Nope, he said all of this 12 months ago, try again
>no blue toad
0/10 it's shit
considering multiple color yoshis exist I can bet toad colors are there
It looks like that stupid 16 frame mario meme
are you all 11 years old, who the frick plays mario lmao
Millions of people.
t. 11 year old
fitting that I'd get nostalgic for memes in a thread for this game
video games in general are for children, anon.
People with loving families.
People who like fun
We don't use the word fun around here. You will play your miserable third-person cinematic experience filled with intentionally-ugly female characters that bludgeons you over the head with leftists politics and you will like it.
I understand why the Mario Mandate exists, look at this game, it doesn't feel or look the same as the SNES Mario games. Miyamoto is correct in limiting the character roaster of these games.
It's all about gimicks instead of gameplay.
the mario mandate doesn't exist though you fricking moron
It used to and it should still exist.
moron
sneed
may i ask for the sauce my good sir ?
Now put all of that in mario maker 3
Let me tell you as an adult gamer who likes adult games like the last of us, this looks shit!
>THAT'LL HURT IN THE MORNING
>HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN'T HE
>OOOOOF TOUGH LANDING
>THAT JUST HAPPENED
Frick these flowers
Joss Whedon dialogue is SOVL now because it's in a Nintendo game.
Did I just do that?
Behold, the future of the Mario franchise
fatter
I'm envisioning the scene from The Mask where he says "SOMEBODY STOP ME".
DICK SUCKING TRUNKS
New Super Mario Bros. 5.
“Amazing”
Pure kino
WAHOO
The art is starting…
>the new sexy bara icon
it has to be this. it MUST be this.
Are people in this thread really pretending like they are too core and mature and important to enjoy Mario?
What did they mean by this?
Chaos is a ladder.
nintendo fears no spider
They probably didn't even knew that other turd is coming out the same day
>Sonic Superstars still has no release date
Imagine
>The Sonic Superstars release date is Autumn 2023, as confirmed by Sega.
>Autumn
Anon I am IMAGINING
>movie vs video game
I see no problem here
Mario has historically had October releases and not every child and family has a PS5.
so does that mean mario will beat spidey 2 in sales?
Yes, but not because it's a better game but because the userbase suggests it will have a better outcome in sales.
I don't know if it would help at all if it was released on pc too
maybe?
Sonic chuds.... It was our turn...
>new brand new 2d Mario AND Sonic this year
Honestly I couldn't be happier
Mario says TRANS RIGHTS
What's his deal
Hats off for looking different, I hope this breathes new life into the Mario formula.
This and the Peach game both at least look somewhat original.
Terrible graphics. Looks like a Wii game.
>Mario gets some attitude and style back in Wonder
>new WarioWare looks bland and sterile
AAAAAA
everything looks too animated and these talking flowers are annoying
Have you considered that this might be another world like the Sprixie Kingdom?
it still looks awful
what did they do to Bowser jr.
Nega Jr
He drank the goo
>It's not a phase, mom!
Peach needs to help her son, clearly Bowser isn’t doing his job.
Bowser needs to stop the facade and let her move in with him already, it's affecting Jr. negatively.
kirby true arena evil soul chaos darkness lookin ass
Given Bowser's freaky new castle, I'm guessing the Koopa family overdosed on Wonder Flowers and are going on the trip of a lifetime
DARK BOWSER JR
What the frick is going to be the final boss of this game? Emo Bowser and Bowser Jr?
A LeapFrog is literally a children's educational toy.
This strawman is the equivalent of comparing Dragon Ball with Bluey just because their target audiences are around the same age.
>KYM filename
Crazy how Ganker is ready to instantly call out any AAA release as slop yet soi over the first Mario game they see.
Nintendo actually makes video games, sweetie 🙂
Actually true though
crazy how frogposts are literally always horrible and worthless
here's your (you), now treasure it you raggedy coon
HOT SOVL INJECTION
It's not so much NSMB it resembles. But the 3D Mario World option from Mariomaker 2.
So Yoshi is 100% playable but he has an ability where you can mount him with another character (like in NSMB where you can grab other players basically)