Holy shit this feels so good to control. I will never go back to SMB1.

Holy shit this feels so good to control. I will never go back to SMB1.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they changed the controls because it's a different kind of platformer, it's like a proto wario land. 3, world, and later games have way less stiff controls though true.

      lol

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    recently played both
    it's a bit better but still not amazing tbh

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Forever is actually the best controlling Mario game

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Converting some random ass game that was promotional material for a TV station into a Mario game ended up being one of the best decisions ever.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I had Super Mario All-Stars, and this one was just so much more fun than the others, I could replay it forever.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that this was originally an entirely different game known as "Doki Doki Panic"? It was changed to a Mario game for the US release.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK NINTENDO!
      THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS PLAYING SOMETHING ELSE AND NEVER GOT SUPER MARIO BROS 2!?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shiggy seethes to this day that the 2 best mario games are the ones he had nothing to do with - sml and smb2usa

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Mario Madness" is in fact part of the title. Super Mario Bros. 2: Mario Madness. It details Mario's descent into insanity following the events of the first game.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never played this game without choosing the princess so I wouldn't know how it controls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a slippery, floaty fun game
      t. only played Luigi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this was my dad watching me play the game as a young lad and exclusively choosing Toadstool

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my dad literally called me a homosexual when I was under 10 and playing as the princess and he couldn't get it through his boomer mind that she can float around and it's easier than the other characters

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was right to call you a homosexual to play on easy mode. Real men are Toad mains.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Real men play only the way I like to play because I SAID SO, OK!
            How fricktarded of you, Mr. shitbag.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >trying to defend yourself acting like a homosexual
              >getting pissy, like a homosexual would
              Your dad was right about you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wrong. real men pick mario or luigi. two strong, masculine blue collar American patriots. only homosexuals and trannies picked toad or princess

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If they're American then why do they have thick Italian accents?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >picking fat ass mario or mama luigi
              >real men
              yeah maybe on planet moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >easier than the other characters
          That's why you're a homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my dad literally called me a homosexual when I was under 10 and playing as the princess and he couldn't get it through his boomer mind that she can float around and it's easier than the other characters

        My dad did the same but unlike you losers I asserted my dominance by ramming my face into his crotch and going "om nom nom".

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was all a dream tho

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you play a mario game and dont choose mario then your a failure as a man

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did mario survive after this? this game is so damn mediocre

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a good one, always played as peach since she could hover a bit. then i know luigi had like low-gravity high jumps, but i can't remember if mario or toad had any special abilities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toad's special ability is being fast at everything, and thus the most fun character to play as if you're good at the game. Mario's special ability is that he looks like Mario, so that when you play as him you feel like you're Mario.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly if Toad wasn't in SMB2, Mario would probably be the speedrunning choice. That said I do like that he has the most balanced stats. Mario shouldn't ever feel tough to fully control

        Honestly the Princess does feel a bit like easy mode - she is more slow and boring to play, I almost never use her when I play the game now.

        It's weird how the platformers are the only games where Peach actually feels like an easy mode and in shit like Smash or Mario Kart she feels like a crutch or such a technical showcase that it's hard for casuals to get into her. I feel like developers don't really know what to do with Peach

        It was so bad they refused to even release it as a Mario game in Japan so they rebranded it as "Doki Doki Panic" and did a bunch of sprite swaps.

        Funny shitpost, but the opposite actually happened. They literally did rebrand Doki Doki Panic as Super Mario USA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toad picks stuff up faster and runs faster while carrying things.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I had Super Mario All Stars which I played all the time, and yet I don't think I ever put more than 30 minutes cumulatively into SMB1 (even less into Lost Levels). It just felt so OLD and clunky compared to 2 and 3. As an adult I learned to appreciate its more unwieldy physics, but you need to get good before it feels as smooth to play as the later games.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the Princess does feel a bit like easy mode - she is more slow and boring to play, I almost never use her when I play the game now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Peach is easy mode for little girls can play.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never liked the Arabic art design in Mario 2, it's because of the art design that I've never been able to stomach playing through the game entirely, I always get sick of looking at it around World 3.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was so bad they refused to even release it as a Mario game in Japan so they rebranded it as "Doki Doki Panic" and did a bunch of sprite swaps.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I was a contrarian little shit that played toad too. I liked kid icarus and metroid. Why didn't I just like the shit you were supposed to

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact: smb2 was originally an entirely different game called okey dokey picnic but then it got romhacked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >okey dokey picnic
      I'd play it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario 2 USA is for Toad Warriors only. No fat plumbers or toadstools allowed!

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