Holy shit, this game is bad.

I know im late to the party, but i just remembered this game came out and i had not played it despite being a fan of bioshock, dishonored, prey etc.
>nonstop cringe dialogue instead of just having a mute protagonist with good atmosphere. Or hell make it so the glove is the only one talking/commenting
>clunky combat, unsatisfying powers, only 5 powers, shitty crafting system with very limited resources/ammo on normal difficulty, flying robots annoying you nonstop
>shitty puzzles over and over like i am in portal or something, but at least that was a good game
>CANT FRICKING SPRINT
>just got to the open area and theres a frickton of enemies (not worth killing because of limited resources) and i cant even figure out wtf im supposed to do for the first objective
Jesus christ.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All you said except the dialogue one is good though

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you thought western moronic nepo baby normaltards who party, suck and frick their way to jobs were incompetent? wait till you see the russian version of that
    quoted for the truth!
    he's right, you know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wut

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        HA HA VIDYABUTTS SO FUNNY!!!!!

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED JANNY'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE JANNIES HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE VIDYABUTTS, OR /misc/, OR THE BBC POSTER WERE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY ANTI JANNY PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF THE BOARD

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE JANNIES GET PAID LESS THAN SHILLS FOR THE SAME WORK

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE MODS HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE AK-12 IS ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE USE INCORRECT PUBES EVERY DAY

        CUZ ITS NOT LIKE JANNIES HAVE THE BOARD AND THE POSTERS AND THE THREADS AND THE SHITPOSTS ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever troony

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know well why Vidya Butts Poster is a hero, jannies and mods have enacted rulings against culture of the boards out of pettyness such a vidya webcomic threads, you chose to be the cop of every rebellious 15yo fricktard, and you chose or never stepped up against those that choosed to fight against their culture, vidyabutts is example of perseverance, thats why he is people's hero, not because he moral, or decent, but because he is the shining example of why board culture is still alive, even if its just a shadow of former days.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CANT FRICKING SPRINT
    what?
    No sprint button?
    Is he always running?
    Also can you not turn on the russian voices?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't sprint
      This would be a + if the movement speed was faster.

      You get sprint later, the default speed is like walking in COD.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    r*ssians can't make games, we know, anon.
    There's a reason why everyone besides literal subhumans like Indians hates them.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't go so far to say it's bad really, but it's pretty mediocre. It's passable, and maybe worth if on sale (or other free-er means)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do agree it's sometimes unclear what you are meant to do next in the overworld

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I do agree it's sometimes unclear what you are meant to do next in the overworld
      stick to ubisoft

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh the only annoying things were the enemies respawned infinitely and the powers felt lack luster. Strongest thing in the game is a melee weapon. The "open world" part didn't serve much purpose either. It's also a shame that not only does it cliff hanger you with the story as DLC bait but its spread over 5 dlcs.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >puzzles in video games
    instant uninstall.

    i saw it on gamepass, installed, finished the intro tutorial, got to the first puzzle, got to the second puzzle - realized 90% of my gametime will be just solving puzzles in a MOTHERFRICKING FIRST PERSON SHOOTER.

    uninstalled.
    i also hate Prey (walking and email reading simulator) and nu-wolfensteins (walking around bases simulators).

    frick i hate modern games so god damn much.
    stop wasting my time with time wasting bullshit.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CANT FRICKING SPRINT
    That's a positive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember playing HALO for the first time a few years ago and laughing my ass off the Master Chief can only walk.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you laugh your ass off when Doomguy moves at 50 miles per hour?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you laugh your ass off when Doomguy moves at 50 miles per hour?
          i clapped, cheered, and jumped from ecstasy.
          >finally!!!
          >a game i can ZEEM ZOOM BLAM KA-SHLEEM KABOOM ZEEMBAZOOMBA AROUND THE MAP
          it took 20 years for FPS games to be exciting again.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Surely the atomic heart dude does not move as slowly as master chef

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you laugh your ass off when Doomguy moves at 50 miles per hour?
        i clapped, cheered, and jumped from ecstasy.
        >finally!!!
        >a game i can ZEEM ZOOM BLAM KA-SHLEEM KABOOM ZEEMBAZOOMBA AROUND THE MAP
        it took 20 years for FPS games to be exciting again.

        console trannies killed the entire FPS genre for almost 20 years, DOOM 2016 and Eternal were a god-send.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree about the dialogues being awful but everything else you listed here is just you getting filtered. Combat is awesome, I played on hardest difficulty and always had enough resources, I loved that the open world segments are constantly putting you under tension, I legit think it's one of the best mix of survival horror, somewhat tactical but also purely arcade FUN gameplay, in some ways it reminds me of RE4 for the combat design. Puzzles are a lot of fun as well, like you said strong Portal vibe, loved their designs. Also the dungeons/Bioshock style bits had great level design, great environmental exploration, and the art direction/atmosphere/sense of scale are god tier. This game really exposes whiny shitters it's insane.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it. What's the problem with this? Reasonable movement speed and fire rate. Maybe it could do without the reload. And there's no weapon limit, right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It does the thing where you start with shitty weapons and weak stats, and keep upgrading so of course adhd morons who only play one hour get bored and call it "clunky".

            Why wouldn't there be weapon reload?

            There's an inventory tetris limit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            enemies are bulletsponges

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1 shot with shotgun puts them down
              >sponge
              yeah...okay moron

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good enough for me to but finishing it.
    So it’s better than RE4

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was okay. I beat it but I doubt I'll ever replay it or buy DLC or get the sequel unless it adds and changes a lot.
    I wouldn't describe it as terrible though, a lot of it is competent, but the majority of the interesting mechanics just go nowhere.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, game was a massive disappointment on my part as well. In isolation it has good parts in it, like the environments and art and so on. The powers and guns by themselves also feel pretty good. But somehow it just feels like the parts don't fully connect in a meaningful way. For example movement felt fine most of the time, but every so often you'd get stuck on a corner or be spit out in a weird direction, making the movement feel unsatisfying in general. But it was also often hard to tell what the intended route was. The worst was when I got to the open world part and assumed that the game would have me running around doing main story missions in that area, so I didn't do any of the optional dungeons and went straight to the next story mission, only to find out that you never return to the previous area again, missing out on unique upgrades for the weapons.

    On top of that the absolute idiocy of the English dialogue and as a result it was just hard to enjoy the good parts of the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was also often hard to tell what the intended route was.
      IQ issue?

      >The worst was when I got to the open world part and assumed that the game would have me running around doing main story missions in that area, so I didn't do any of the optional dungeons and went straight to the next story mission, only to find out that you never return to the previous area again
      You have to progress pretty far to reach the point of no return, you can complete multiple dungeons and still go back to do all the testing grounds, they're also pretty obvious on the map, do you not pay any attention or explore on your own? I swear most of the criticism I see targeting this game is just morons getting filtered.

      I don't understand how this board praises games like elden ring for being challenging, focusing on exploration, not constantly being handholdy, for doing their own thing instead of following stupid trends... but when other games do it, morons here just whine and get confused.

      enemies are bulletsponges

      That's the hardest difficulty and no they're not.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clunky combat, unsatisfying powers, only 5 powers, shitty crafting system with very limited resources/ammo on normal difficulty, flying robots annoying you nonstop
    moron

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