Honestly gen 9 is a failure of game freak. >Stiff, robotic animations. >Dead overworld

Honestly gen 9 is a failure of game freak.
>Stiff, robotic animations
>Dead overworld
>NPCs have little to no expressions
>Graphic looks sometimes good sometimes bad
>Raids are bugged as frick
>Online features are worse than in SWSH, literally castrated
>Everything feels like beta version of the final product, game glitches or slow downs there and there, water bodies drops fps

Game freak is truly the worst game developer of all times

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are not problems of gen9, those are characteristics of all pokemon games since gen4.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlet and Violet are going to age horribly both in graphics and in gameplay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch 2 will brute force the performance issues and everyone will love it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > better hardware can make shitty software good

        No, it will be a little bit nicer but that's all, the shit is rotten to the core - see terrain textures for example

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          star ocean has better overworld textures, witcher 3, skyrim, pokemon is a fricking joke, and game freak should be fired

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah for the Gen 10 games, SV needs to be left in the dust, they should have tried on the Switch to fix it's performance issues.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad Scarlet and Violet have many more issues than just performance problems
        but you're also 100% correct and that makes me angrier.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your seething sustains me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are definitely better than sword and shield just by having overworld shinies be visible
      legends arceus still mogs both of them but let's not pretend scarlet and violet aren't good, especially with the item printer bringing back every single pokeball and making them available

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Overrated reskins autistics obsess over being visible in the overworld does not fix the broken fricking camera during battles, the endless glitches, the awful lag and frame drops, broken raids, shit online. Scarlet and Violet are the Sonic 06 of Pokemon and this franchise is on too high a pedestal for people to call attention to it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are going to

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you described every pkmn game past gen 2

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    , robotic animations
    you're frickling moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep, both games are ass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Man this game was shit
      >OH YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THIS GAME THAT'S ALSO SHIT? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
      Are you some kind of professional moron or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your kusoge isn’t as shit as THIS kusoge!
      Kusoge is kusoge.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell by your critiques that you’re not the sort of person whose thoughts on the Pokémon games should matter to anyone.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a pasta for gen 8 isn't it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how both can be applied to both Gens

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, not really. Just glitches and graphics apply to both everything else is just gen 8.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Gen 9 has all the same issues

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uh because Gen 5 wasn’t completely 3D open world?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stiff, robotic animations
    Nah, they were a huge improvement over the Sword and Shield animations. Play the game again, the characters turn around like they're in a 2d game.
    >Dead overworld
    I agree with this. They clearly built the map with the ride pokemon in mind. They should focus on how it would be like to traverse the map without it.
    >NPCs have little to no expressions
    They're an improvement over Sword and Shield, but yes, I agree.
    >Graphics looks sometimes good sometimes bad
    Agreed.
    >Raids are bugged as frick
    Agreed.
    >Online features are worse than in SWSH, literally castrated
    Yeah. They fricked up in focusing any amount of time on the Union Circle. No one asked for it, and not being able to play with random people made it so most people ignored it.
    >Everything feels like beta version of the final product, game glitches or slow downs there and there, water bodies drops fps
    You're exactly right. Place where the game doesn't drop fps are extremely rare. Even the credits have frame drops, which is just embarrassing.
    >Game freak is truly the worst game developer of all times
    There are worse game developers, but they're certainly the biggest to be so awful. The way SV was released was sad, few games run as badly. At least it seems they finally caught some flak over it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play the game again, the characters turn around like they're in a 2d game.
      I think a lot of that is how they changed the camera angles so that you can't see them turn on their heels, even though they do...
      But nta, but also how we are on gen 9, and still don't have even the beginning of voice, even animal crossing/sims nonsense would at least be something substantial.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and still don't have even the beginning of voice
        Because it doesn't need it, no game does.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet it's still the best Pokemon game on the Switch. Man, Pokemon fans sure have low standards huh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's debatable, but yes pokemon fans have low standards the game is garbage.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dead overworld
    That's something I really had an issue with at all the Pokemon Centers dotted around; despite the seats and tables there was never anyone hanging out at them except at (from what I can recall) Cabo Poco, the south entrance to Mesagoza and the center before Porto Marinada. The rest had none except the same two attendants at every single one with the odd Pokémon League representative. It would have been nice to have a couple of npcs hanging out at each of them saying things while they took a break but they didn't even bother with that. Funnily enough they did actually decide to fix that with the Terarium since they did have a few different NPCs at each of the rest stops which was nice, though it couldn't make up for Paldea's issues there.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    , robotic animations
    yup

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate Garchomp so much

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blames Garchamp for SV being shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not doing that, I'm saying Garchomp is shit
          No other fricking Pokemon in the entire game looks this fricking bad when it moves

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus H. Christ, this game man.......wtf were Game Freak doing with this shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Early PS2 game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I laugh but then I remember Haven which had a fully open and explorable seamless universe with no loading times when traveling from planet to planet and that game FRICKING SUCKED

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Garchomp is just a very shit design in general like most gen 4 mon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not doing that, I'm saying Garchomp is shit
        No other fricking Pokemon in the entire game looks this fricking bad when it moves

        I fricking hate Garchomp so much

        >Flygay claws typed this

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like shit when it's "flying" mate, just look at it
          That being said Flygon also looks like shit cause it flaps its wings like a bird and not like a fricking dragonfly
          What the frick were they thinking

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It looks like shit when it's "flying" mate, just look at it
            SV issue
            not Garchomp issue

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No that looks fricking moronic too, open your fricking eyes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              A WINNER IS GABURIAS

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was this supposed to prove your point? It looks fricking awful

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It flies because it looks like a plane
              >How? Idk it just does xD
              >It also doesn't have levitate or flying type because...uh...it just doesn't!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignoring Garchomp's stiff animation, this game looks fricking gross

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sega 32x game

      >It looks like shit when it's "flying" mate, just look at it
      SV issue
      not Garchomp issue

      in this gif he's outspeeding a jet, in the webm he's slowly flying in a circle while stopping and going

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ewwwww the game looks so god damn ugly, people paid for this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They paid 60 bucks plus 35 tip.
        95+ bucks for a game that still hasn't fixed glitches and performance issues that have persisted since day 1.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, still better than gen 4 and 5.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    because it is le ummkay when "ds golden era" shit games do it!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a Pokemon game.
    Its funny how the game being portable really fooled you into ignoring that Pokemon games have always been a generation behind most games in their respective platforms.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >say another gen is bad
    >someone goes "b-but gen 5 though"
    Never fails

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like shit
    >is shit
    Many such cases.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Stiff, robotic animations
    >Top-down pixel based 2D RPG

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have low standards from never playing any good pixel based games so that must mean pixel based games can’t have good animations!
      aww that’s cute

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GF is intentionally holding back

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sold over 23 million copies
    I hate Pokemon fans so much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Pokemon GO, which literally started as a Google April Fools Joke that normalgays ate up so much that they wanted it to be a real game.
      Without GO, GameFreak might have actually been forced to make good games in order to recover from Yo-Kai Watch completely mogging Pokemon in Japan prior to GO.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop talking don’t say another damn word

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people who don't like Pokemon come to the Pokemon board? Go back to Ganker or Fortnite or whatever you zoomer Discord trannie crossboarders do for fun.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When you realized Game Freak moved their offices into Nintendo buildings because someone was actually going to KyoAni them.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything you listed is worse in SwSh other than the graphics which is better in SwSh

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >removed set mode so text boxes keep disrupting battles
    >removed the option to turn off battle animations
    >removed over world effects of abilities like Synchronize
    >forced EXP share
    >dexcut
    >transfer exclusive moves gone forever, the game forces you to forget them
    >horrendous graphics
    >constant lags and bugs take you out of any potential immersion, even in opening cutscenes there's awful lag
    >still relying on shitty soulless cheese the game gimmicks for marketing (most other 3D games might have this flaw too but at least they have more good things going for them)
    >SJW art style and character designs filled with homosexuals and trannies made to appease amerimutts, like Rika and Grusha
    >no battle facilities
    >botched trainer customization
    >nerfing HP recovery moves to put emphasis on the "spam super effective move to win" philosophy that the game already way has too much of
    >none of the buildings have interiors, even SWSH did a better job in that regard
    >player models glitch the frick out in online as shown in numerous webms
    >no level scaling so the game might as well not have open world
    >had to patch the game in order for pokemon to close their eyes when sleeping in battle despite the fact 3D games from other devs 20+ years ago, such as Stadium, didn't have a problem with this
    >reducing the number of NPCs and Pokemon displayed in the over world is their solution to avoiding bugs and performance issues
    >Pokemon in battle have less dynamic and slower animations compared to PLA, a game that was released BEFORE SV
    >Convergent Evolutions and Paradox Pokemon are just a dishonest way for Game Freak to pretend they introduced a new feature even though it's the same thing as Regional Variants except with a different name, Toedscool is literally just a Tentacool recolor for example
    >game ends with a scripted fight that you can't lose
    >Toby Fox still ruining the soundtrack, bad soundtrack in general

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >worst overworld trainer battles in the series
      >worst overworld trainer designs in the series, no trainer classes anymore
      >every town almost exactly the same, besides maybe Levincia and Mesagoza it's all unmemorable, boring, repetitive shit with no unique design or appeal
      >cutscene skipper only skips the fully animated "pre-rendered" cutscenes, you still have to slog through a ton of text and useless animations and fades to black
      >following Pokemon still tend to lag far behind you and just go back into their Pokeball, and if they're too fast they catch up quickly, stutter and stop, and then resume when you get far away enough again
      >breakable TMs return just to shoehorn in an awful crafting mechanic
      >removed overworld shiny indicators that were present in PLA
      >worst player character designs in the series
      >no options to skip tutorials like the catching tutorial
      >no forecast of levels of the haphazardly organized gyms/bases/titans, so you have to just wait for the slow attack animations to wipe your whole team if you end up in the "wrong" area
      >sandwiches are tedious and glitchy
      >raids are worse than they were in SwSh - they are slow and buggy, often forcing a loss
      >raids can also crash the game
      >Home support took forever because everybody at TCP and GF is incompetent
      >worst Champion in the series
      >GF is trying to be Bethesda without realizing that the company is only succesfull through singleplayer games modded to hell and back by users
      >Pokemon center nurse gives you tips every time you visit
      >Ride pokemon is slow
      >Constantly running into microscopic pokemon in the overworld you cant see
      >Breeding requires you to make a sandwich and wait in real life minutes instead of biking steps for each one

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started playing recently, why is it so hard to make my character not look gay or effeminate wtf

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazinf how despite all the issues, swsh and sv manage to look 3x better than xy. Unfathomable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is complete bullshit. i'd play x/y again before i ever played swsh or sv

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're all shit

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked all Pokemon games I played despite their issues.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Paldea so boring?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imo it lacks interesting cities, and the fact you can't get into shops or centers anymore, thus forcing you to roam outside except when going into school,.makes the game feel less lively despite being open world.

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