Horizon: Forbidden West

Monster Hunter, but if it was actually good and not janky as frick.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And gay.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot! I never understood why incels hate lesbians. Two women making out is sexy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The character she meets in the DLC for HZD was hot, if she's gay, they should have just made her the girlfriend not this ugly c**t.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        brainrot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is every female protag a lesbian? Whenever I play a woman protag I always pick the straight option so I don't have to deal with homosexual woke shit, can't believe western video games ruined lesbians for me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a choice at the end, but Im certain they will make her canon. All throughout the DLC they are flirting and its so uncharacteristic for Aloy to be this nice to some Literal Who. I prefer Aloy's autism to be so strong it makes her incapable of maintaining romance

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When playing female MC, I always choose no romance with anyone, because she is saving herself for me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it's the only one that doesn't just gross people the frick out immediately (gay men are utterly fricking repulsive in every sense of the word), but it's still fricking gross and weird to me. It's also because noone actually believes lesbians are real and that's demonstrable, every woman that claims to be a lesbian winds up getting with men. For example Sam Maggs claims to be a lesbian but married a man, and still claimed to be a lesbian.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like
    >Monster hunter if it was a bad ugly western game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most beautiful 35 year old man I've ever seen.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally the only complaint you ever see with these games. Aloy ugly. If you think about it, it kind of is a compliment to the game if the only major flaw is how the MC looks.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the rest is so generic and shit there's nothing to say about it.
        >1 weapon
        >10 enemies
        >for 200 hours
        >shit story and setting
        >fetch quests
        >empty world

        Basically your average open world, nothing to see here. The homosexuality is simply the funniest thing to talk about.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forbidden West doesnt have any of these problems

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forbidden West has 43 monster types, and then they often have variations. Also wtf, 200 hours? now I know you are just shitposting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, you Black person. people call this game a ubisoft open world clone all the time. botw too but at least that game has le funnie physics going on for it.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's funny? Horizon 1 came out literal weeks around Zelda Breath of the Wild and was forgotten. Buried even. Horizon 2 came out literal weeks around Elden Ring and was forgotten. Buried even. Sony PR has sort of soft-announced the Horizon multiplayer game and watch that thing drop when Elden Ring DLC comes out or something equally as funny like GTA6.

    This franchise has some of the most unlucky release cycles. If Aloy was better looking like her concept art she wouldn't be this cursed.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously. Im looking forward to you Black folk pirating the PC release because Horizon is single-player Monster Hunter mixed with Witcher. Gameplay is genuinely fantastic, and the story isnt too bad thanks to side characters like Sylens. Aloy is still the worst part, undoubtedly, and it sucks because they removed SO many dialogue choices that HZD had, so Aloy comes off as an arrogant know-it-all instead of however you could make her be. She's not a Mary Sue in HFW, she's autistic and her worst qualities are her lack of people-skills, but she comes off so unbearable. I liked her more in HZD

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horizon is janky as frick in its own ways and heavily relied on bullet time.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf people actually played this game?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did, it was fun but very much up its own ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you put a code in half of all the PlayStation boxes some people are bound to actually try it.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me fix that for you
    Monster Hunter, But if the primary gameplay loop was boring and you only had light Bowgun as a weapon.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horixon bit with more soul and actually fun.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only played the first one the only character I liked was this guy off John Wick, is he in the 2nd one?

    I might play it for him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Lance was easily the best character in the game. I didn't play the 2nd one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might like Quantum Break.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give it a go!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might like Quantum Break.

      RIP

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is but they don't do anything with him interesting because everyone has to revolve around Aloy. For example half the game she is angry at him for intensely childish reasons when he'd already helped her save the world. Then he comes back to help again but it's all in the context of how Aloy wants it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He is but they don't do anything with him interesting because everyone has to revolve around Aloy
        I think its really interesting that they justify bandit camp clearing with the fact that Sylens is gathering them to create an Army to fight off the ancient ones which gave Main Story importance to side content, but thats all they do with him, besides have him scold you over the Focus for most of the game

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game's biggest issue is Aloy is the most boring character on screen at any time but she is also the only one allowed to be truly important so much so she is almost like a black hole. She is a clone and the OG aloy was the most important person in the past. There is another clone who is on the bad guy side and of course she is the most important person in that group. There are scenes in this game where Aloy 1 talks to Aloy 2 while Past Aloy is talking in the background, and Aloy 1 and Aloy 2 discuss Past Aloy's merits.

          The shit is fricking insane. Even minor supporting characters are superior to Aloy. Also Aloy is an ugly fricking dyke.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its monster hunter, if you remove the monster hunter parts and focus on ubisoft open world.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Anon, it has monster parts and you need to get specific parts to build armour and weapons.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reading comprehension is hard.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust your opinions on video games if you liked that first one. That was the most generic waste of time game I've ever put three hours into.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 2nd game blows the 1st out of the water in every way, but I understand someone's apprehension towards the series after the 1st game. Sony sequels have all blown the 1st out the water in gameplay improvements

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt this shit coming out like.. next month on PC?
    damn i totally forgot about it. Hopefully no Denuvo shit

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I hunt monsters in this with a big sword?
    If not, it is complete garbage

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more forced franchise than Horizon.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would play this game if it was like 15-20 hours. As it stands the only open world game from sony I will give a chance in the future is ghost of tsushima 2

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