Horizon Forbidden West

What went WRONG?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    null lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to watch his streams until it became 2 hours of him bitching about Ralph, I know kiwifarms has been up and down since last year but did any thing else happen? Also link to the site if it still exist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ralph married his horse face wife
        I guess null lost technically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What world are you from?
        On my world line, he complains about how the world is fucked forever and the wrong side won WWII and how young men who watch anime are betraying the white race. Making fun of people like Ralph are rare moments where he is both happy and being entertaining. There is something called the Kini Cainso that is just 6+ hours of them complaining about Ralph and America First though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sick of everyone just talking about Ralph and Fuentes. They're not interesting enough to warrant dedicated alog shows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't like Metokur, Ralph, Catboy Fuentes or Ralph, and I really hope this period of time is forgotten about like a fever dream.

      I used to like Metokur, but his nihilism became tiresome and I moved on. I am genuinely surprised Kiwifarms is still around.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I used to like Metokur
        Same but when you finally leave his sphere you realize that he was never actually funny and is in fact a smug, unlikeable gay.
        >his nihilism became tiresome
        I dont even believe he's a nihilist. He's just extremely insecure and tries to pretend he doesnt care so that he couldn't "lose". That retard Sargon was right, ironically.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KF still up
      >every T1 provider stopped blackholing, meaning that the only thing they effectively lost is Cloudflare support
      >MATI back on Youtube with an average of 2500 viewers
      Jersh is doing a lot better compared to a few months ago

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He really won in the end didn't he?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets bullied into putting on a wrestling show
      >loses money on wrestling show
      >gets served in public multiple times on wrestling show
      I mean that's a terrible way to start the year on its own. But then there's the other thing too. Just to think it all started with an ill fitting t-shirt.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boring, safe snoyslop. Its okay, just pointless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the same as nuGoW

      Those games are completely forgettable. Story and the gameplay has no replayability. Story is delivered to you so on the nose that there is no reason to revisit it again.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is ethan ralph anyway. what makes him more interesting than dsp, jonathan niehaus or chris chan. why do kiwtards keep making threads on a place they will never belong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who is ethan ralph anyway
      A fat gay who streams about right wing politics since the gamergate days
      >what makes him more interesting than dsp, jonathan niehaus or chris chan
      Has no spin, spiteful as fuck and constantly get his ass handed to him because of his own retardation
      >why do kiwtards keep making threads on a place they will never belong?
      Lurk more newfag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DSP and Chris haven't filmed themselves sticking their thumb into a woman's asshole and licking the shit off.
      Neither have they gone to Portugal twice to "own" someone they were having an internet spat with only to be beaten up both times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty boring streamer who got famous for "internet blood sports" where people shit on each other, usually just a mess of people talking over each other though. Has drama with a bunch of people including null so the kiwis go after him to protect nulls honor, lronically calling any who defend ralph "gunt guards" after ralph's rather large gunt.

      Just a bunch of people siding with one retard over another.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even like garden gnomesh but Ralph is objectively hilarious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ralph is a white trash dumpster fire, he's fun to observe during his monthly meltdowns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some guy who made fun of the owner of Kiwifarms, Null. Null is a pretty big sperg and has made it his life's mission to harass him 24/7 for it. Ethan Ralph is a fat gay retard, but he's not close to DSP or CWC. Null just has thin skin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao groyper gay

        Is kiwi still dead?

        Working fine at the moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no idea but he got his shirt kicked in by Alberto Barbosa and that's funny

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't make her a semen demon, simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I can play literally any game if the protag is hot. Hell, I'm playing Horizon right now with nude mods and face fix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did though?

      https://i.imgur.com/YEKnwBK.jpg

      What went WRONG?

      >What went WRONG?
      Your mom bought you a nintendo instead of a playstation so now you have to cope over not being able to play it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not looking straight at the camera
        >helmet to hide her weird pointed egg-shaped skull and gross mullett
        You're going to have to try harder than that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They removed the little abs she had instead of giving her more. I'm just waiting for the PC version so I can fix it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the WEBM I want to laugh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn I love you bastards sometimes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he making that face at the end? What emotion does it show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      'cado in the 'log

      obligatory

      kek

      Goddamn I love you bastards sometimes

      POST IT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is full of reddit newfag cancer too afraid to post anything like that.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine marrying your anime obsessed shota watching wife in Las Vegas with zero family members present and Elvis waking her down the aisle

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone post that maleloy pic with all the facial hair and one eyebrow raised thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's an ugly nothing game with zero creative idea

    and yes it's fucking ugly, no one cares about le details in the overworld the art direction is atrocious, characters are offensively hideous and environments being so lush actively works against the experience because what you're supposed to do becomes unreadable and so the retard devs have to use shit like detective vision of the protag never shutting the fuck up as crutches

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >matt's career is destroyed on ralph's show
      >ralph's career is destroyed on matt's show
      it's like uhh pottery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny how Ralph damaged his career harder then Matt
        And Matt admitted to being a flagger

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ralph is a bigger flagger than Matt was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's also my favorite MC Jarbo song

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's your favourite hard men working hard song?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hate Crime, I used to be a huge dickhead until the Cuties shit. Shame he went full retard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based and same. hard to enjoy the show when he kept guesting every weird redneck with an internet connection and a problem for their 15 minutes of fame.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He went from getting people like Metokur or the Earthworm Jim guy to letting literal who's on. And he got that weird contrarian thing where he feels he needs to defend disgusting shit to feel validated. I can look past letting e-boifags on, but the Cuties shit is a line for me, even if the show was as good as it used to be.

              [...]
              That's brilliant, but I like this

              My 2nd favorite MCJarbo although Heaven and Hell is good too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the end point of living in California and leaning way too hard on the "this show represents free speech" angle in the beginning. It felt obvious it was a shield to talk about edgy stuff, which was fine early on. but what do you expect when he refused to listen to warnings about Vito the Pedo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can look past degenerate shit but feel shame at least. I posted a suggestive straight shota image as my first post ITT. But retards like him feel the need to put that shit out in the open or defend it to be edgy outside of an anonymous imageboard. Maybe it's a fetish thing I don't get but I keep my degen shit to myself outside of here.

                The sektur really doesn't deserve MC Jarbo

                TOP IN DA SEKTA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The sektur really doesn't deserve MC Jarbo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's brilliant, but I like this

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >9th best selling game in NPD in 2022
    Nothing, Xbox chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh sells
      Dosen't matter, people still buy pokemon despite the fact it's gone down the shitter so this is a mute point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in development for 5 yrs
        >easily had a budget of OVER $200 million
        >only 9th best seller
        LMAO.

        >These sad attempts at damage control
        kek

        >"Exclusives"
        Fail
        >Zune
        Fail
        >Bing
        Fail
        >Windows Vista
        Fail
        >Microsoft Band
        Fail
        >Windows 8
        Fail
        >Windows Phones
        Fail
        >Mixer
        Fail
        >GFWL
        Fail
        >OG Xbox
        Fail
        >360
        RROD
        >Xbox One
        Fail
        >360 Kinect
        Fail
        >Kinect 2.0
        Fail
        >Sea of Theives
        Fail
        >Crackdown 3
        Fail
        >Halo 5
        Fail
        >Halo Infinite
        Fail

        Reminder they also killed Rare, introduced paid online to online console gaming, want to strip all ownership away from the consumer by making everything digital-only on Xcloud and Gamepass, and all off their exclusives are mtx-riddled pay-to-win garbage like Sea of Thieves, Gears4&5, and Halo 5.

        It's also funny that some of you think buying Bethesda is going to save them. Bethesda hasn't made a good game since Skyrim, the rest of their games can't even hit metacritic scores of 80. Let's not also forget they let Bethesda put the Horse Amour DLC on the 360 marketplace back in 2007. If they hadn't done that, microtranstations and other bullshit greedy DLC practices wouldn't even be a thing today.

        Microsoft is the most greedy, anti-consumer, monopolistic, disgusting company there is. Stop defending their shit, Ganker.

        The SERIES ASS is an shit cucksole designed to scam the consumer renting chud indie games and 14 year old 360 games like goyim cattle.

        If you buy and/or support Microsoft in any way, even ironically, you deserve death.

        Based

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron all you do is damage control
          >b-but
          Don't care, continue dick sucking for Sony you worthless gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stay mad, gay. You lost.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Funny, because all I see for Sony moron like you is cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >inflated numbers to trick investors
        >units shipped =/= units bought by humans
        Strange, you would think a game that sold millions would get a few awards, right? What do you mean it got zero awards? That's impossible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in development for 5 yrs
      >easily had a budget of OVER $200 million
      >only 9th best seller
      LMAO.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Exclusives"
        Fail
        >Zune
        Fail
        >Bing
        Fail
        >Windows Vista
        Fail
        >Microsoft Band
        Fail
        >Windows 8
        Fail
        >Windows Phones
        Fail
        >Mixer
        Fail
        >GFWL
        Fail
        >OG Xbox
        Fail
        >360
        RROD
        >Xbox One
        Fail
        >360 Kinect
        Fail
        >Kinect 2.0
        Fail
        >Sea of Theives
        Fail
        >Crackdown 3
        Fail
        >Halo 5
        Fail
        >Halo Infinite
        Fail

        Reminder they also killed Rare, introduced paid online to online console gaming, want to strip all ownership away from the consumer by making everything digital-only on Xcloud and Gamepass, and all off their exclusives are mtx-riddled pay-to-win garbage like Sea of Thieves, Gears4&5, and Halo 5.

        It's also funny that some of you think buying Bethesda is going to save them. Bethesda hasn't made a good game since Skyrim, the rest of their games can't even hit metacritic scores of 80. Let's not also forget they let Bethesda put the Horse Amour DLC on the 360 marketplace back in 2007. If they hadn't done that, microtranstations and other bullshit greedy DLC practices wouldn't even be a thing today.

        Microsoft is the most greedy, anti-consumer, monopolistic, disgusting company there is. Stop defending their shit, Ganker.

        The SERIES ASS is an shit cucksole designed to scam the consumer renting chud indie games and 14 year old 360 games like goyim cattle.

        If you buy and/or support Microsoft in any way, even ironically, you deserve death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9th best selling game in NPD in 2022
      Wait, what else came out last year? There was Eldenring and GoW. That means there's 6 other games that did better than it. Guessing they were indie games?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably pokemon and splatoon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking modern warfare 2(.5) and fifa 23

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GreenGiant313 defending sloprizon forbidden fun after getting felted by Fritanga so badly he blocked him
      kek

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'cado in the 'log

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden trannies shilling and astroturfing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Souls with a bigger draw distance and eveneasier gameplay
        Woah...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't even imagine the state of mind of someone getting uppity about Assassin's Creed with robots.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ali Jamal won

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe don't make the most boring person in your setting the main character.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should put the genshin model on the game

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the game itself since it hasn't inspired any discussion here in the last 10 months.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not going to lie, I keep forgetting this is a franchise

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Western Developer.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit AI
    >Muh black tribe power, whitey evil
    >Shit animations
    To name some.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstalled it after 2 hours, fucking dreadful

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try finger, but hole

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Ralphamania so shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ralph was never the interesting person. He's a charisma vaccum. Killstream was successful because of the tards and funny people on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Compilation?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy has all the highlights, it was pretty shit overall though
        https://twitter.com/kinocopter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >kinoshit
          I'll wait for the godwinson coverage, thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol his pedowife got walked down the aisle by an elvis impersonator in a chapel that specifically caters to chuds and other subhumans
      really livin that tradlife now aren't you, ralphamale?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game where you scour the sektur searching for the lost ralpharelics so you can claim your throne from the top on down all while taking down the turncoats including pedo null and mr medicare when?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is kiwi still dead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been up for a while on the clearnet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what's Lucas doing now that the Farms are back? How much closer before it joins the 52%? God knows we'd lose so much if the Fart Queen would up and -ACK!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          destiny slapped him with a lawsuit basically, one lucas can't win so he might neck it after that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the fuck did Lucas buy with that 100k scammed donation money? How much chudshine and dilators does one freak need?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. Lawsuit is off apparently.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marxist politics and woke crazies.
    Marxism is not known for it's intelligence or humor.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get the feeling no one posting in the thread actually played the game.

    It improved gameplay from HZD in several ways, and all the new enemy types are fun. New elements are cool, but some feel really pointless like Plasma.

    But game stumbles with equipment bloat. It’s very hard to have all the ammo types you would regularly use accessible at one time. So you either need 4 of same weapon type, or go into inventory and swap something mid fight, then swap again for a different enemy. But they probably arnt upgraded and it’s just tedious. So you just forget about it and kill stuff with regular bow and go for weak spots, takes 5x longer than using a Smart Selection of tools, but who can fucked organising for tons of possible combo’s of weapons. My best bow happened to also shoot acid arrows. So I had an easy time with anything weak to acid, but I had no way of inflicting fire damage, so I just didn’t, and whittled down their health.

    They also massively nerfed stuff like trip wires, ropecasters and stuff from HZD, because they trivialised a lot of stuff. But now there just feels like little reason to ever use anything that isn’t a bow. Using more awkward weapons made sense when they were very good, but taking up a weapon slot with something that’s marginally better in niche circumstances just isn’t worth it. Despite bigger weapon variety, I used less variety because I needed 3 seroerare bows to meet basic combat needs. And other stuff was useless in 90% of fights.

    But real problems were story. It completely jumps the shark in terms of sci fi. First games story was actually good, learning about history of world, not the current day tribal conflicts. Silly sci fi nonsense, but it felt grounded and serious.

    Then forbidden west just drops “rich people developed tech to become biologically immortal within a very short amount of time, and one guy could *almost* do it by himself living in survival bunker. Along with other eye rolling plot points.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It improved gameplay from HZD in several ways
      >They also massively nerfed stuff like trip wires, ropecasters and stuff from HZD, because they trivialised a lot of stuff.
      >now there just feels like little reason to ever use anything that isn’t a bow
      >very hard to have all the ammo types you would regularly use accessible at one time
      >But real problems were story.
      >First games story was actually good (lol)

      >It improved gameplay from HZD in several ways

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Character design is actually important

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone posting that Avocado webm but the one in the game with floating white dudes is even more hilarious

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see this game I think of coke heads, most of the girls I know who do a lot of cocaine have a bloated face, they look fat and ugly even if they are skinny.
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  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prettiest rose of the west coast

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alloy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      almost 1 to 1 with cado

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Embarrassingly unappealing.
    You won't change teen and young adult's tastes from tasty yummy to fat dike shaped manjaw lean-back ugly cunt.
    fuck thisn fuck snoys fuck you.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Portugal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literal garden gnome paid some 70IQ chav and bought him a plane ticket to stalk a guy over internet drama
      >ambushed and suckerpunched him
      >got up immediately after being beaten 2 on 1 by garden gnome-hired muscle
      you lost, chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ambushed
        Lmao, Ralph was the aggressor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the garden gnome and his goon chased him across half the planet, what kinda bullshit are you trying to pass around?
          lying garden gnome

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we all watched ralph shit talk coggay and cog went there only to have gunty charge him on camera and get beat so hard random people had to save him as he screamed for the police.
            you're the disingenuous one here.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how is talking shit over the internet comparable to hiring a guy and flying him across europe to beat up a guy?
              who's disingenuous here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >come and fight me
                >okay
                >noooooooooo i didn't mean it
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he paid another guy to fight

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post the video and tell me precisely who started the confrontation
                you won't, and you will concede by deflecting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horizon is a quintessential example of committee approved shit.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generic ass movie game.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10 million copies sold
    cope xtard.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, the game did great and they're making another horizon because the ip has proved to be profitable
    what else? are you going to complain because people don't talk about it here 24/7 like they do with pokemon or undertale? pick your goalpost

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being sabotaged not only a game from a rival company for your first game, but then another one from your own company for the sequel

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are sexy
    >THE WEST HAS FALLEN, THE garden gnome WANTS TO PERVERT YOUR CHILDREN AND TURN THEM INTO COOMING DRONES AND FEED THEM THE BUGS
    Women are not sexy
    >THE WEST HAS FALLEN THE garden gnome WANTS YOUR CHILDREN TO BECOME ANDROGINOUS HOMOSEXUALS AND TURN THEM INTO FURNITURE
    it's all so tiresome with these morons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because your brain goes only to "sex" and "not sex".
      How about beautiful and modest instead?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But anon
        Japs are massive degenerates

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ralf will always have a special place in my heart for hosting the debate where Sargon got BTFO'd by Richard Spencer.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99%of people from the age of 8-40 have had their brains turned to mush by the garden gnomery. These sorry sacks of shit pretend to be into furries, feet, wanna suck shemale cock but pretend to be straight and sane. They listen to auto tune mumble rap. There's hundreds more I can add, but you guys get it. That is what went wrong, these people buy this shit and think its good. HZD3 will have her grow a dick.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to avacado man?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the hate for this guy. I've yet to see a single person who really hates him who wasn't 100% more cringe than he is. He just seems like a kind of fucked up guy who's trying to make money on the internet. What's so especially cringe/bad about him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He eats shit

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went WRONG?
    Kiwitards taking L after L and are still seething about it.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got through the first game and I felt fucking insulted when Aloy never shuts the fuck up about what you need to do in quests before you even have a chance to figure things out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon this is a thread about rightoid ecelebs

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adventure Game 2: Forbidden Originality

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guerilla is just a shit company whose leadership have no imagination, copy too much of everything, and the grunts are impressionable gays and/or meek shitters who don't dare to oppose the groupthink, who are way too quick to say ''wooooww so awesome!!!'' at any boring fart in unison

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Matthew the FagTanga simp on suicide watch
    kek

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