How about a glass of wine, sir. It's to die for. *winks*

How about a glass of wine, sir.
It's to die for. *winks*

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are people in the hitman universe moronic or something? The poisoned glass has a cartoon green skull emitting from it after being left in the open for 10 minutes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Im sure the irony here, is that the green fumes are for (you), the PLAYER , so that you can recall the glass is in fact, poisoned. Aka the devs are treating us like morons lol.
      And for the actual in-game world npcs there's no actual gas visible.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the devs are treating us like morons
        someone on this planet PLEASE name one game where this is not the case

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cultist simulator

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Riven
          >you have to use a children's toy to decipher a completely foreign numeral & math system in order to get past the game's halfway mark

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Souls 1

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's worse than that. The NPC's can't see anything because they don't have eyes and aren't conscious.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the devs are treating us like morons
        someone on this planet PLEASE name one game where this is not the case

        It's worse than that. The NPC's can't see anything because they don't have eyes and aren't conscious.

        that is the price of appealing to the lowest common denominator and profitmaxxxing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it could be that you get interrupted irl mid-mission and then only get to play a day or two later and thanks to the green fumes you remember you poisoned that shit and which way (lethal or not)
        The previous games didn't have that but the previous games didn't have nearly as many things in 1 mission you could poison in different ways
        Still should be possible to turn it off but it's literally impossible to get mad over something so small

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agent 47's target likes brap so it makes sense, as a matter of fact the thick cloud of green stinky gas is what entices him to drink it. If you use Gameshark you can even have 47 take estrogen and fart in the glass himself.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How's freelancer mode? I didn't get into the third game because I had hitman fatigue and just pirated it at the time to check out the levels. I've got the World of Assassination version working now with mods and the peawiener thing so I can get progression offline which is pretty nifty.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's a lot of fun but if you don't have pretty good knowledge of the maps it can be a little hard sometimes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      freelancer carries hitman 3 real hard, it's fun as frick

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sure the wine will be a hit, man! *winks at the camera*

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Extra butter today, sir?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Robert, you look... different.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking SBI censored Robert, they don't even respect the classics...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He just forgot his name badge. It's probably on his raincoat.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think he got a tan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is paradoxical
      47 is so good at disguises that he can imitate Robert
      Robert is so distinctive that nobody can imitate him. others have tried but none have succeeded

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    test

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Game is so kino in first person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not bad
      can I see some action as in choking someone out or shooting the silverballer™

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ye1sec

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          thank

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            shooting might be a bit better in the 40fov version but everything just felta bit close

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Choking also goes into 3rd person

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              that looks pretty good

              Choking also goes into 3rd person

              that does not lol
              I imagine it's the same for pushing people over railings and throwing stuff

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah there was probably quite a bit of clipping in the cameras, I used to use a first person mode where it glitched in from the camera item and it stayed like that even when I garroted but it doesn't work with the new version. There's a clipping bug fix that is used with this mod but it hasn't been updated. When you're hanging from ledges it's not very good either because you can only looking straight up and to the sides a bit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There was actually an option to keep in in first person, bit of clipping but not really bad.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                almost perfect outside of 47's sunglasses clipping into the view. would probably not be an issue at all if you're wearing a suit with no face wear

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute Kino level
      Comparing it to 47s first visit to China in C47 also shows off well how scary China has become on the tech front with all the surveilance drones everywhere which are just made to look cooler in the game but it's not like real China isn't full of that shit now.
      I guess the body control tech isn't truly fictional either, Elon did it on pigs (with implants but the goal is to do it without)

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Freelancer mode is pretty fun, much more chaotic than just rerunning the missions aiming for SA. Just made it to the 2nd showdown for the first time, now that I have a few silenced pistols and snipers it's gotten much easier to progress in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tacked on after thought chalice dungeon lite mode toddlers first extraction shooter but single player lite mode is le ...good!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2/10 not enough buzzwords.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes the hitman series is a 2/10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the Ruger .22s are the best guns in the game, you can shoot it right behind someone and they won't know unless they see the bullet impact.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I haven't seen that one yet, I'll keep my eyes peeled for a drop.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >get silenced sniper in freelancer
    >aim down the scope
    >this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVXrBXGCYk8
    cute

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let this be a lesson: if you're bald then the only look that works is being a stoic badass.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >STILL haven't seen any gameplay of the 007 game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks there will be gameplay in the new 007 moviegame which will be released over 6 installments
      the only thing you'll get to do is hold forward like the last train mission

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Contracts is the best hitman game and the only acceptable remake in the history of vidya.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it has some of the best levels and the best music and art design, but the gameplay is too archaic. even blood money feels like shit to go back to after playing the new games, which is a shame because the vibe isn't quite right on most of the missions. hitman 3: hitman 6 actually has some cool missions though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Exact opposite for me. I can't play numan after playing BM and Contracts. Too casual and generic for my tastes. Feels like generic ubislop but with good level design and attention to details.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I used to post about that a lot here but after actually replaying blood money the controls are just stiff and awkward, like having to hold shift to run at all times. I do wish numan had more features like guards noticing blood and stuff though, if it weren't for freelancer I wouldn't have bought hitman 3 at all.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock more suits in freelancer mode? is it a case of me having to grind missions in the regular game to get them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes or in the other god damn game modes that suck complete ass. luckily one of the best suits is easy as hell to obtain, Agent 17.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I really want the blood money suit but it's seemingly locked behind elusive target kills. Are those all available or are they still cycling that shit in and out like a bad GaaS title?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you know I can see right through you, baldie
    *drinks glass anyway*
    sweet release

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros should I buy hitman 3 if I've naver played any game in the series? Or is it better to start with older entries?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's no problem starting with 3.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there green smoke coming out of my wineglass?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because you're a stupid robot that exists to be murdered, now drink up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        alrighty

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bald barber
    >gives a haircut to his client
    >"just a bit more off the top"
    >slits throat with a single edge razor
    >"great job 47, looks like he's ready for his date... in hell"

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a screenshot awhile ago where it looked like some woman was in a bikini dancing in a hotel room for 47 and the person who posted the image said it was from the Haven Island DLC. Does anyone know what the frick I'm talking about and how to get to this in that level? I am a coomer in desperate need of help

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