How am I supposed to pick a romance option when all of them are used goods?

How am I supposed to pick a romance option when all of them are used goods?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come they all so ugly?
    Actually that's subjective, I think there's something to this sort of current year Western Fantasy D&D art style I just don't like

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 is fine, if I was gay I'd suck his dick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Used goods

    How about the fact that they're either men or ugly as frick. Wouldn't doubt the one on the left having a penis either.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 males
    >2 females
    Why?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      second is a girl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it worth losing karlach and wyll for the drussy?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is it worth losing the worst 3 companions for the best one
          Yes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >3
            wait who else leaves?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Halsin will never join in the first place if you killed the grove for the drussy.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Wyll fricks off
              >Have to behead Karlach
              >Halsin is fricking dead

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't even have to lose them. You can skip the Druids vs. Goblins plot entirely to avoid killing either the grove or Minthara, and then she'll show up in Act 2 and you can recruit her there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait to recruit her.
        What's her class?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paladin

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah. Does she synergize well with Shadowheart? I kinda don't want to replace Astarion since he's my main damage dealer and Karlach just requires too much savescumming to play due to her bad attack rolls.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shadowheart, Astarion, Minthara is a solid party yeah, depending on what your Tav/Durge is.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm playing as a Paladin and Shadowheart synergizes with me extremely well. Warding Bond and a paladin with high AC/Heroism is one hell of a combo.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vengeance Paladin

          is it worth losing karlach and wyll for the drussy?

          Someone posted that if you ignore the tieflings she fails and you can recruit her after Thorm humilates her, maybe you need to save the druid prisoner so he doesn't show the grove location.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that bone structure he's not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      marketed for women

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no bear?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how much they marketed this thing I expected more options to be honest

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no b***hes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game has an actual undead chastising you for getting no pussy?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A god pretending to be an undead, technically.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 5

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder people keep shilling shadowheart, it's the only heterosexual option. The other girl is a literal frog.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People in real life are "used goods". But if that's the kind of lens you view others through, then perhaps it's for the best that you are alone in life. People are more than their sexual exploits, and this poorly defined pursuit of purity is not the key to sexual or romantic satisfaction.

    Also, pure girls can't frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fine, I can't frick either

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and this poorly defined pursuit of purity is not the key to sexual or romantic satisfaction
      Divorce stats disagree. The key to happiness is not being a prostitute or frickboy who sleeps around

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but when people say they want a girl to be pure, they mean that they dont want her to have any previous romantic or sexual experiences
        That's what the entire bodycount and roast beef rhetoric is about
        Fidelity and trust is something that's absolutely crucial to a functioning relationship, I don't dispute that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And the stats show the more a girl has slept around the more likely she will not remain faithful. I trust the science do you?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What stats?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People in real life are "used goods". But if that's the kind of lens you view others through, then perhaps it's for the best that you are alone in life. People are more than their sexual exploits, and this poorly defined pursuit of purity is not the key to sexual or romantic satisfaction.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who add sex or "romancing" npcs to their tabletop rpgs are cringe as frick and have always been weird creepy losers. The people who make these shit games are the same losers

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 companions
    Surely there three times as many right??

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 guys
    >Only Astarion is any decent
    >Shadowcute and Frog barely has what makes Asuka/Rei or Betty/Veronica work
    How to make an otome game without knowing what makes otome games work.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is pretty much pure.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty much
      What did he mean by this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can't exactly frick anyone if she's having a hellfire engine in her chest

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all 6 romances
    wheres the bear?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      These were the romances in the Early Access version. Halsin wasn't romanceable and Karlach is burning hot to the touch at the point EA ends.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 men
    >2 'women'

    this doesn't seem balanced at all.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >males are better looking than females
    can"t make this up

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt bother you in bg2 when all of the gals there were "used goods" too but of course how would you know it you fricking tourist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerie is a virgin, busted troony.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        instant sneed from circusthotgay
        beautiful

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          get fricked lying homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying i didn't torment aerie repeatedly and help put keldorn's wife to the gallows.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 girl
    >4 dudes
    >1 fish
    it's all so tiresome

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    le ebin memers pretending not to notice that 2 is female

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no secret Minthara/Halsin Origins that let you start from where they begin

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Obviously trans trying to pass.
    > Crackprostitute with a black spade neck tattoo.
    > Ghetto buck homosexual.
    > Screaming Queen homosexual.
    > Alexios' older sleazy gay brother.
    > A sideshow freak.

    Wow, I just can't hold all these hot romance options.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see only one suitable option, not à hard choice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the red skin one was a romance options too?

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