How are these Japs so fricking RETARDED?

How are these Japs so fricking moronic? Imagine struggling for money when you can have free money, LITERALLY FREE MONEY by releasing the games on Steam. You pay for a port and then boom, hundreds of thousands of sales.

What the frick is their problem?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why Sega hasn't bought them already

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring it to Pc already, you stupid fricking VaBlack folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never, I hope all PC gamers get the whoopin cough and bleed out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already bleeding out from my neo vegana, now give Unicorn to me you little jap frick.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why steamdrones think the platform can do miracles?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stfu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT’S GOING TO SELL A TRILLION OF GAZILLIONS !!!!1111

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it can. When's the last time you heard of a game getting saved by getting a console port? That's right, never.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toddler logic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Games get more sales when getting ported from one console to another console all the time. What do you think happened to 13 sentinels?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they are moronic half of them don't even know they don't own the shit they buy on steam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh Steam!
        Westoid market HATE breasts, stupid troony. Japs are right.

        Based moron.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick screenshot tool are you using that you ended up with aberration on the font
    have a nice day immediately

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gb2r, autismo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does being a moron and using some garbage compression or third party screenshot tool have to do with using that site in the slightest?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old school Jap companies operate like that. They literally put everything they can into the games.

    The reason they don't work on a PC port is because they're probably don't have the manpower to do it. I think they're studio is only like 30 people.

    And it's not a question of why hasn't a bigger company bought them out. Its why they haven't sold.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why Sega hasn't bought them already

      They're owned by atlus which is owned by sega moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except they aren't. They're an independent studio

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you play this emulating it?
    I will buy it but frick Switch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you play this emulating it?
      Yep.

      Old school Jap companies operate like that. They literally put everything they can into the games.

      The reason they don't work on a PC port is because they're probably don't have the manpower to do it. I think they're studio is only like 30 people.

      And it's not a question of why hasn't a bigger company bought them out. Its why they haven't sold.

      >Old school Jap companies operate like that
      That's a case where shareholders would help, they wouldn't let the company leave money on the table like that
      >The reason they don't work on a PC port is because they're probably don't have the manpower to do it. I think they're studio is only like 30 people.
      Atlus publishes their games, surely they can work a deal for the ports, it doesn't cost that much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't know the contract that Atlus has with Vanillaware. Because 100% if they could they would have milked the frick out of the VW catalog by porting it to PC.

        Who knows, they might be doing it now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more private companies should sell out to shareholders
        You fricking fsggot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's a case where shareholders would help
        >actively wanting a company to go public
        Frick right off
        You are the cancer killing videogames

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing it for a few days now, yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can get it on PS4 if you want.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PCbaby still seething and port begging lol.
    Do you have a job or any responsibilities today?
    Oh wait you just sit on your PC browsering Ganker 15hrs a day lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget watching streamers 24/7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll emulate moron, I just think they are dumb

      So, one flop and they are done? They must love living on the edge.

      Vanillaware's been around for a while now. Are they still surviving from game to game? Has everything they've made been at best a moderate success?

      basically yes. 13 sentinels sold 1 million after 4 years and that's a big success for them.

      Corrupt management. They just pocket the money and milk the next project

      I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, one flop and they are done? They must love living on the edge.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corrupt management. They just pocket the money and milk the next project

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are literally moronic
      kamitani spends his own money on their games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And where does this money come from?
        >inb4 his private savings
        You're literally braindead if you believe this

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanillaware's been around for a while now. Are they still surviving from game to game? Has everything they've made been at best a moderate success?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, if your girl of choice had to only get 2 or 1 rapport events due to these constraints, then she’s worth less than the furry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every human girl is worth less than Dinah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean provably in the eyes of the developers. Who deemed her to be a higher priority for that.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PC tribal warrior nation is just insane lately with their entitled portbegging. Literal temper tantrum.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game gets released on steam
    >YARR HARR HARR TIME TO PIRATE LADDIES
    >or if there's denuvo
    >NOOOOOOO NOT LE HECKIN DRM NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME WITH YOUR BIG troony wiener EMPRESS KUN
    >70% of the playerbase is playing normie shit or troony indieshit and doesn't give a frick about it
    >25% are playing the current FOTM (Helldivers)
    PC is where games go to die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really hilarious cope considering all fromsoft games are way more active on PC than consoles.

      DS3 released 7 years ago and still has ~10K players every day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fromsoft
        So normie games then

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You zoomoid homosexuals have been corrected again and again. “Normie” isn’t a thing you braindead failed normalgay

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They hate you pcgays. And rightly so.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing it on my PC right now; it's a great game. If it comes to steam I will definitely buy it.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting for Dragon Crown on PC, but I'm thinking of just emulating it on my legion go

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam sucks

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't really too surprising for a small, niche developer like Vanillaware. Ganker sucks them off so they might forget that they're small but a game from them selling 1 mil copies is like a monumental success.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nips are scared shitless of video game piracy (even though by releasing it on switch you have literally made it more accessible to pirate than releasing it on PC)
    It doesn't help that vanillaware is particularly autistic when it comes to going multiplat, they were sony exclusive for fricking years despite never having any kind of exclusivity contract.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You pay for a port
    Ports require the game to be done first, moron. Adding more workload to the devs to make the game supported on yet another (non standardised) system could conceivably diminish the quality of all the other releases. We aren't at the point where devs can just flip a switch and the game works, but AI might streamlne that process in the future.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because PCtards are the Black folk of gaming.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.destructoid.com/unicorn-overlord-devs-talk-history-card-games-and-that-delicious-food/
    >Unicorn Overlord is heading to PlayStation, Xbox Series consoles, and Switch, but not to PC – is there any reason in particular you chose not to aim for PC at launch? Has there been any discussion about a PC port later on?
    >Yamamoto: As a publisher, we would like to deliver it to PC users as well, but per our agreement with Vanillaware, we are only releasing on console. In other words, there are no plans to port it to PC currently.
    Kamitani literally hates you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, wtf is his problem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pirates
        literally

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's easier to pirate switch games than pc.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is still seething decades later over how poorly Muramasa performed on the wii, and he continues to blame piracy. PC is synonymous to piracy in his eyes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          crazy, as if we can't pirate through emulation anyway, i have a jailbreak ps4 as well.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you "pay for a port" with no money?
    Absolute fricking galaxy brain.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steamaggots do not buy games, and Epic**ts play only free games.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But they ran out of money before releasing the game dumbass. They could even release it for the Wii and it wouldn't have mattered.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't this mean the game is going to be cut short and unfinished?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You pirating the game on day one would have had no effect on how much money they had during development.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't port any game to the pc
    >Spends money to remaster games nobody likes or cares about like grimgrimoire
    It's like they want to go out of business

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So happy to see PC tribal warriors lose their shit. 2 portbegging crybaby threads about this game. What a mustard race of losers.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they have high moral integrity and don't want to sell their kino to fat redditors and third world pirates

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASED and SOULFUL. resetera Black folk are crying about this

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just Vanillaware
    That's just their modus operandi
    Kamitani just really likes making games

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You pay for a port and then boom, hundreds of thousands of sales.
    Tell that to games like NEO TWEWY
    Steam release didn't do shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that case the Playstation release didn't do shit either. That game is just unpopular in general. Vanillaware games would be much more popular.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It came out simultaneously in both platforms
        Then on epic then on steam
        But the point is, PC ports aren't an "instant million seller, just add water" solution

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem NEO had was no marketing and the game's title put it in a Wii U-like state where the people who did hear about it weren't sure if it was a remake or a new game.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.resetera.com/threads/destructoid-unicorn-overlord-dev-interview-vanillaware-denied-atlus-permission-to-release-the-game-on-pc.824958/

    a realization came upon me. pc cucks are resetera trannies lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These type of people I hate. Frick steamgays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you browsing and linking Resetera?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to resetera disgusting homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Resetera when I browse it GOOD
          >Resetera when you browse it BAD

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

            I browse it so you don't have to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Absolute braindead move by Vanillaware and if they go bancrupt they deserve it.
      Resetera gays love trans and gays but hate it when a small japanese company doesn't have the money to port to PC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SMOR NIPPON COMPANY, PRS UNDERSTANDU
        get fricked with that shit
        i'm tired of fricking weebs like you making up every excuse under the sun just because you have yellow fever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          back to sucking troony wiener Black person homosexual

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why this game mindbroke PCgays so much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't you speak English properly?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LITERALLY FREE MONEY by releasing the games on Ste-ACK!

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DIDN'T HIRE SWEET BABY INC OR ANY OTHER MEDIA ETHNIC GROUP TO FUND THEIR GAME

    STINKY STINKY POO POO

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the fricking NSP out or what?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have a clause in their contract that forbids their publisher from releasing it on PC. They literally don't want PC money. They feel its beneath them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They feel its beneath them.
      >This source of money? Beneath me.
      >Consoles are the future.
      Nobody can be this out of touch.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if it runs better on PS4 than Switch? I know Octopath Traveler 2 was around 30 FPS on Switch, but actually got a full 60 FPS on PS4.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam steals dev money so you can get a hat or some shit. pc players pirate everything. theres no reason to release anything on steam. pc isnt a real platform. just a homosexual simulator.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a turbo moron (and possibly korean). PC beggars get the rope.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TFW I have a switch and a PC and never have to complain or act entitled about not having PC ports. Also YWNBAW, Japs won.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release the physical version for PS4, morons

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