how big will the nuclear meltdown be once it wins an award in TGA?
how big will the nuclear meltdown be once it wins an award in TGA?
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What could this mediocre trash even be nominated for?
The 42% award
are you retarded?
chud journalists and the garden gnome Geoff Keighley will never in a million years allow that to happen.
>implying they support trannies
They absolutely do. What fucking rock do you live under? Or are you one of those trannies that always victimize yourself and pretends that the whole world isn't bowing down to your mental disease? Did you miss We Are OFK getting 3 years of TGA advertising?
Also, we both know that Geoff and the others will defend the game from those freaks.
>Literally who chud game that Geoff personally had front and center at his show three time.
You sound so fucking stupid.
And everyone already forgot about it. No one like woke shit
Are you stupid? The entire world literally hates us and hunts us down in the streets. We literally can't buy food without being in danger of getting killed by you white supremacist fascists.
i'll take the bait.
anon, if anyone's killing trannies, it's black pipo
>bland art style
>not technically impressive
Sorry potterfags, this dogshit won't even be nominated.
>defending bland goyslop to trigger the libs
Take your own advice fucko, this is now babushka thread
Cope and seethe. Your boycott failed and no one respects trannies after all the harassments.
Tell me then, what's your favorite part of the game? What makes it good to you?
Beating up black wizards
the part where you wander into a camp and murder everyone then the mc says "THIS WAS RANROK'S FAULT HE KILLED YOU"
thank u beautiful babushka
thank u beautiful babushka
But enough about Elden Ring.
are you kidding me
in term of environment design it's top notch/
The combat is honestly decent for a kids game, it lacks a high skill ceiling but for teens and children who are the intended audience of Harry Potter it’s probably quite engaging
People have this really bizarre line of thinking surrounding HP because the books were intended to match the age of the audience that read the first one as they grew older so they all believe they violate some rule of children’s books but the reality is even the last book is meant for a 16-17 year old.
TGA has actual chud segments so they'd never do that but on top of that it's simply not a good game
There wont be any.
This game already proved that the schyzo wokes are just a screeching minority that wouldnt have any influence if companies decided to ignore them
Can a community even be considered oppressed if the worst thing they have to worry about is someone playing a fucking video game?
Nice seeing trannies fighting each other
>Be autistic coomer
>Brain has rotted from being terminally online
>Lose sense of identity
>Turn to chudism in a desperate attempt to make yourself whole
They’re not oppressed
Fuck off with your shit projections
You’re seriously going to sit here while posting on this very site and tell me you’re not a porn addicted coomer, chud?
Trannies aren't coomers and they never will.
>chud seething about being called out for being the coomer he is whilst posting from a device with terabytes of degenerate porn on it
Unironically kys, coomer
Most trannies are porn addicts who took autogynphelia too far
The stench of rot, blood, and fecal matter will linger in the streets for week. As if a million phantom dicks suddenly cried out in pain.
they'll give it best representation of a hecking valid & brave transwoman in a chud video game
>Mostly boring characters
>You don't even go to class
>Learning spells is a piss easy QTE
>Only 27 spells that are just crowd control with different colors out of 80ish that exist in the lore
>Flying is stiff, you can't even look directly down
>Little to no enemy variety
>Castle is boring to explore, all you do is cast Revelio every 5 steps to collect pages and the exact same numbers puzzle is on every "secret" door
The only good thing about it is that the combat flows nicely and the recreation of Hogwarts is top notch. I wish we can get a better game out of this franchise in the future
>Cant even pick the locked doors that are everywhere until 2/3rds of the way into the game
>Get the killing curse right before the final mission where it has next to no use because the boss is immune
>chud Game Awards
It's not going to win. They failed to cancel it, so they'll switch to plan B: just quietly pretend it doesn't exist.
Literally nobody is going to even remember that this pozzed flavor of the month ubishit exists by the time the event rolls around
ahh yes, only trannies can possibly see through pozzed dogshit ubishit that has literally zero value beyond its IP and even that IP is massively raped by the game so not a single real potter autist even wants to look towards that dogshit. fuck off back you youtube comments or wherever the fuck you and your 14 year old shitskin friends get "hyped" for every single new ubishit and EA games as a service open world kino that gets announced
>coping this hard
Over 12 million sales, groomer.
thanks for confirming that im "talking" to pic related, last reply youre getting retarded incel. but ill let you know that you arent allowed to play zogwarts anymore either (not that you even do regardless since youre just a buyers remorse kid) because it didnt actually sell enough, ask mommy to buy you a Fifa game because it has the most sales
Ganker isn't for posting selfies, and you have to be 18 to post here.
>talking to pic related
>doesn't post picture
>has to reply the picture instead
NTA, but you're retarded anon
Money well spent for JKR to end trannies, it's a win-win.
>ignoring the trannies and journos that did brought the game and review
The story isnt perfect, but it's better than Goyslop of War and Foreclosure
>ugh its better than OTHER goyslop
wow, is that the best you can do to defend zogwarts? go give some more money to your libshit god who loves morons so you can get a sequel with two chud bartenders instead of one
>You dont get it....the cars 3 tie in chinkshit mobile game warner brothers devs are actually le BASED...dont you understand....they put the chud voiced by a chud in the game to MOCK trannies...this retardproof AAA ubishit "game" owns da trannies...
The game is objectively mediocre, anon. The only argument you’re using is ad hominem. Try to defend the story oh wait you can’t cause it’s dogshit
The story is perfect in recreating the "preserve the way things are" ways that were presented in the books and movies. Harry fought to keep mugglefuckers around, as it has been ages ago, and your character gets the good ending by keeping ancient magic hidden, as it was ages ago. That you didn't see how the story pays tribute to the source material speaks to your lack of braincells.
It won't lmao, TGA is not meritocratic institution, it just bunch of paid journos and trannies
This won't even be mentioned at that award show. They'll treat it like it never existed. Your Vtuber chud drama will be the only drama you get out of this trash heap.
Every vtubers are taking the redpill now
As a Harry Potter fan I ask earnestly: Why would this win ANY award? This is a painfully dull, beige,uninspired and mediocre game, that screams "mid" at every opportunity.
In 2023 we have Octopath 2, Dead Space Remaster, HiFi rush, A new Fire Emblem, Like A Dragon and probably some others I've forgotten.
Then we have set to release in 2023: Jedi: Survivor, FF XVI, Starfield, Diablo IV, Street Fighter 6, Dead Island 2, BotW2, Alan Wake 2, Resident Evil 4 remake, Stalker 2, Hollow Knight: Silksong, System Shock remaster, Baldur's Gate II, Pikmin 4, Homeworld 3, (maybe) Tekken 8, Ark 2, Armored Core 6, Hades 2, Spider Man 2, Payday 3, 40k Space Marine 2.
Honestly, 2023 seems pretty stacked release wise, and if even half these games are somewhat decent, I don't see why Hogwarts Legacy, the mother of bland games, should win fucking ANYTHING.
And again, I'm a huge HP fan.
What do you like about HP?
I was born in '90, so I grew up with it. They were never amazing books, but they were just the kinda escapism and "What if you were secretly a super famous and also super famous and also super rich and also good at sports" fantasy I liked. Plus I fell in love with the world.
Oh, uh, no reason.
they all hit the wall
If you were born between 93 and 97 it was hard not like it. It was everywhere much like Fortnite today for late Gen Z and Gen A.
>Journos voting for the Game That Should Not Be Named
Come on, anon...
Look at the post above you man. Journos shouldn't be avoiding it because "evil transphobia" Jounos should be blasting it because it's a mediocre fucking game.
I think it should win something just for being a licensed title made by literal whos that's still managed to mog Ubisoft at their own style just by being the same thing as an all-in-one complete game instead of piecemeal garbage.
i think they weight journoscum votes much higher for the nominees so it's unlikely to win unless nothing else comes close. Ultimately, this is an industry award show so sales play a part in it. If there's not another blowout game like Elden Ring level this year, then it might win GOTY by default.
It's too lukewarm in all respects asides the castle's atmosphere, which it absolutely nails.
Is there an award for something like that? Don't pay attention to GTA. It'll be like Phoenix winning best actor for an Oscar in Joker the sense that there will be screaming and seething it happened then.
rate my mc
>not wearing the suit of armor