How can anyone be hyped for this souless slop?

How can anyone be hyped for this souless slop?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noone is hyped for it, it may be fotm, but most likely won't, some rts players will try it out.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people want to see a delicious disaster.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that they talked about making a game about aliens kidnaping animals and them an army of hamster were supposed to fight them or something like this.

    That actually seemed to be pretty fun, I wish that they truly had done that.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's how desperate RTS fans are.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure why every new rts copies wc3 when 1v1 in wc3 sucked. Stop with the fricking creeps.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with creeps?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        consolegays who cant micro and wanna pretend to play "RTS" (moba)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1v1 in wc3 sucked
      What's wrong with it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok chang

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The equally early-development ZeroSpace looked a lot less hideous and more like an actual playable and potentially fun RTS. I might have some bias though becasue like this anon I do kinda fricking hate WC3 as an RTS and Stormgate does seem to share more DNA with that than SC2, which is what ZeroSpace seems closer to.

      Reminder that the studio founder of Stormgate was the producer of C&C Generals 2. If there was ever a product to hide and scrub from your resume, that would be it but instead he shows it off proudly. I'll call that alone a solid red flag.

      Remember what they took from us. Don't let the same man do it again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zerospace also has creeps and heroes. They think this is the key to get casuals but casuals will ignore the game as usual and we will be left with a bad RTS.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has capture points with a trivial amount of neutral creeps that are only relevant for the first minute of the game, after which it's your enemy that's guarding them. It doesn't have tough camps scattered all over the map. The heroes aren't dominant like WC3 ones...

          Shit games don't deserve popularity for rushing out first or nepotism and shilling so I'm glad we're getting this wave of several at once so they'll properly be compared to each other. There's plenty of design space in the RTS genre to attract all kinds of preferences, and the variety lets people that are bitter about minor mechanics to frick off to other ones and be happy there. SC's cancerous fans will always threadshit everywhere though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so I'm glad we're getting this wave of several at once so they'll properly be compared to each other. There's plenty of design space in the RTS genre to attract all kinds of preferences
            Which game is the no creeps preference?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this game is shilled so hard because devs are friends or family of most SC2 ecelebs

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want more of SC2 coop and blizzard has declared their game to be on life support.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are throwing a bunch of money into advertising it with big events and shit and they still can't keep a minimal audience, there's not a single person hyped for this game, even the RTS people that only live in that world only care about it at a "oh this is happening right now I guess, I need to be part of the conversation" level, it's quite sad to see

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good because it's a breath of fresh air from SC2 but frick the art direction seriously what are they thinking

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ex blizzard employees
    >literally copy paste the art of their previous game for everything and make it an RTS
    I sincerely don't like how soulless the gaming companies are these days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I wish they'd copy it in full.
      Could've had a neat mechanic with recovering the pilot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >neat mechanic with recovering the pilot
        I've seen that done in Iron Marines as a researchable upgrade. It was useful.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could do it in reverse in Command & Conquer. Big robutts would leave behind a wreck that you could then salvage with an engineer reviving the unit.
          But nah, let's just have flat damage vs flat health result in flat death.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Restoring wrecks has been done in various games already. Keeping fragile pilots alive until their mechs respawn is a bit different.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In generals elite pilots would drop out of parachutes and you can bring them back to base, to make a standard plane elite.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        medics that retrieve downed units for an MP boost are a thing in company of heroes, as are recoverable wrecks and salvaging.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's your overwa-i mean stormgate character design bro.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        legit looks like it was AI generated.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he have long painted fingernails

        How gay is this slop?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's californian, so pretty gay

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a term for this kind of setting? Soulless slop doesn't do it justice, there's something really tedious and boring about it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless
      the thing is target of stormgate is the multiplayer competitive gays only and those morons don't really care about whether the factions are mechanically/aesthethically unique or anything about art design/world building etc, in other words, they dont care about "soul". all they want is a elite RTS fight club to sweat it out with other sweatlords.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that game exists already, it's called brood war.

        stormgate is simplified bulbous chungus deathball dogshit by comparison.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >brood war.
          >soulless
          no

          Zoompost

          kys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoompost

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        zerospace is also another one of these games.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sci-fi units
    >fighting jungle camps in wc3/ASShomosexualS style
    What were they thinking ? How does this make sense ?
    It totally ruins the RTS sci-fi part.
    >my army of mechs is running around the forest looking for jungle demons to shoot at for cash and loot
    What the frick ? Has the MOBA/ASShomosexualS genre rotted their brains ?
    It makes sense in WC3, but it is moronic in a sci-fi setting.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tempest Rising is the only decent thing coming out.
    Stormgate is sc2 bait for the twitch crowds.

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