How can we rectify all the terrible things we have done to the salmonids in splatoon 3?
How can we rectify all the terrible things we have done to the salmonids in splatoon 3?
How can we rectify all the terrible things we have done to the salmonids in splatoon 3?
state provided inkling wives
This. Also have you licked your squid's pits today? (By now she should be craving it and will be antsy all day if you don't do it)
Why the pits?
Because squidpits deserve licking during mating press
There has to be better places to lick while balls deep.
That’s what her mouth’s for
lick her weird flesh hair, maybe the tentacles are sensitive
I put 2 and 2 together and decided you are pissing me off. You must be special type of stupid to religiously focus on one specific body part, chanting this mantra until your hands fall off like a complete fricking lobotomy. Just constant disappointment all around here, I swear to Cod. Any functioning human with a modicum of self-respect knows, that the only way to properly love Woomies is by vigorously worshipping EVERY single molecule of their divine bodies.
>state provided inkling wives (male)
ftfy
ew yikes salmoncel
Total Salmonid Death
Anal sex with big butted octolings
Join SR lobby squidiots
I dont play with fishfrickers
They want war, we gave them war.
Find new and even better ways to kill them all in Splatoon 4?
Find ways to kill quicker to spare them suffering
homies who dont paint and use their special get the frickin AXE
By finishing the fricking job. Total Salmon Death.
this rotation hasn't been kind. cant get past 50 evp with these buttholes
I did freelance this morning since nobody in the pool was apparently on, it was painful. Managed to get my 1200 and instantly stopped.
Might host a room later on today since I ended up with full boss meter.
same brothers. I got off as soon as I got my 1200 bonus
Any rooms open?
>luna blaster tryin to get a lone fishstick
lmao
Don't care how wacky the weapons are ill take any reprieve from the shitty maps the past few days
Don’t worry, the final Big Run will see the extinction of all salmonids. And the best news: Salmon Run is removed entirely from Splatoon going forward
Are we getting this or any of the cool shit Japan only gets
If you're willing to pay extra for international shipping, yes.
tsd
hosting salmon now
going for a boss
2/4
still got room?
>dominating in anarchy
>power in the entire local area goes down
I’m gonna slap a fish I stg
It's over
Come on anon, you know the answer already
these randos sure are chatty…but i want my king
well that was an unlucky fug kill
ggs
fricking squidiots
it’s over
anyone wanna SR? two kings long
Sure, send an invite.
sent
SR room 2/4 strating
just missed it. i'll join next
room opening soon
Why japs get soulful memes and we get troony chimpouts and john?
Nuke every anglo
Such as?
No wonder they reached such a meme status if after a year nothing was done to them
they had one significant nerf early on and it's all they really needed
Was 2 nerfs actually. First one nerfed their speed and health, and the second changed their spawn rate so they can’t spawn one after another. Not to mention the accompanying change where their cannonballs shot from the cannon would leave a trail so you knee where they were
I don't think their health was changed. Everything else, yeah
May be misremembering that, I just know they took a massive slap
>they can’t spawn one after another
which changed nothing because they still chain spawn but with tiny intervals
Hey, when did the gootuber get 2 charge cycles like splatlings do? I dont fricking remember that
it was about 2 months ago or something. Mostly to help in pvp so people know when it does 100 damage. for SR it's to show how when it does 160
GGs SR room
it's purely visual
Any SR rooms?
Kill salmonids. Behead salmonids. Roundhouse kick a salmonid into the concrete. Slam dunk a salmonid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy salmonids. Defecate in a salmonids food. Launch salmonids into the sun. Stir fry salmonids in a wok. Toss salmonids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a salmonids gas tank. Judo throw salmonids into a wood chipper. Twist salmonids heads off. Report salmonids to the IRS. Karate chop salmonids in half. Curb stomp pregnant salmonids. Trap salmonids in quicksand. Crush salmonids in the trash compactor. Liquefy salmonids in a vat of acid. Eat salmonids. Dissect salmonids. Exterminate salmonids in the gas chamber. Stomp salmonid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate salmonids in the oven. Lobotomize salmonids. Mandatory abortions for salmonids. Grind salmonid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown salmonids somehow. Vaporize salmonids with a ray gun. Kick old salmonids down the stairs. Feed salmonids to alligators. Slice salmonids with a katana.
gg team
>Drown salmonids somehow.
that's going too far
im stumped
Drown them in a vat of motor oil
>didn't theme it to splatoon
Never gonna make it
Wrong Answer inkfish, we will be VICTORIOUS in Big Run, we will TAKE your land and you will KNEEL and BEG for mercy as you recognize Salmon Superiority. And you will beg, lest we deliver TOTAL RUNNER DEATH
Splat runners. Behead runners. Roundhouse kick a runner into the concrete. Slam dunk a runner into the seawater. Crew wipe filthy inkfish. Defecate in a runner's life preserver. Launch Steelhead bombs at runners. Trample runners with a Griller. Toss runners into a Maw's jaws. Urinate into a runner's ink tank. Judo throw runners into a Horrorboros bomb. Steal golden eggs back. Report runners to OSHA. Slice a runner in half with cookware. Curb stomp runners as they use crab tanks. Trap runners underneath a Slammin' Lid. Crush runners between two Scrappers. Liquefy runners with a Drizzler storm. Eat runners. Devour runners. Exterminate runners with the Mothership. Crack runner skulls with a 13" pan. Surround runners at high tide. Demoralize runners. Mandatory pay cuts for runners. Grind up runners with a Steel Eel. Drown runners in green ink. Vaporize runners with a Stinger ray. Kick runners off of the Fish Stick. Feed runners to the glowfly rush. Flatten runners underneath Cohozuna.
One whole silver, nice.
>Be Squid boy
>Get Tall Tan Octo gf
>Childhood friend Squid girl is sad.
Squids just can't compete
>See octo girl
>love octo girl
It is really that simple.
Yeah, anyways, good games. Was fun playing with you two.
Any open SR rooms before i create one?
Wake the frick up salmon runners.
We have a badge to earn.
(join room)
2/4 Open
I'll stay for one king probably.
Holy shit I hate open clams so much. Why is everyone such fricking pussies? I kill three of the other team and they still don't want to push in on the basket
hows the current salmon rotation
It's ok
evp 220 room up
Let's kill some kings !
I like it.
2/4
im gonna boot up now give me a sec
Send invite
Salmon room still going? I'll join if there's still room.
opening
Bretty gud first round, of course map rollover happens immediately.
>room hosts are in my blacklist
Oh god, oh frick, oh jesus, whatever will they do without some whiny little b***h dying at shore
Why should anybody care if you don't want to play with them? Are you a top 10 player worldwide?
lmao, mad as frick no one is joining your blacklisted lobby
Don't give the blacklist schizo any attention
I don't want to play with bottomfrag, melia simp or gooneytunes.
Even the worst of the gays on Ganker are better than the vast majority of freelance dunces so I don't really care who comes into the lobbies.
they are all fun to play with!
I live rent free in your head
and you'll never evict me
Enjoy your 1/4 rooms like Fangofox's
Is this "blacklist" in the room with us right now?
We always hear about the blacklist but how come no one talks about the whitelist? Who are the players you SHOULD play with?
While part of me wants to shout out my exceptional teammates and friends, I also don't want to namedrop under any circumstance
DEENS.
Me
Male inklings should be forcibly drained of all bodily fluids via violent invasion of their abdominal cavity until loss of consciousness.
Rectify?
3/4 room up
let me know when it's open again
Open
Geez this is miserable
Frick it filled up already lol
lmk when a spot frees up
Oh my god
Wtf was that wave 1 kek. Still managed to clear the 3 waves, gg.
The wave 2 was also way too close for comfort
Good games, shame about the king. I'm done now, too tired for this. Good luck!
Game really went "have 15 steel eels" gg
Food's ready so I gotta dip, an attempt was made.
Telling you guys the two things this loadout can't do is Fug and Grillers. It's fine for everything else but actually farming good scales this rotation is gonna be miserable.
I just got a fug with freelancers so I dunno about that.
The only weapon capable of really hitting the ball consistently is the Tuber so you're forced to almost exclusively launch eggs to daamge the ball. It's doable no doubt but hardly ideal.
>1 away
Pain
Gay rotation
No u
And thus, the cycle
continues
I love this map. These weapons just suck together
>Oh shit, is that a Bamboozler, Inkbrush, Gootuber, and L-3? Sounds like a good rotation
so what's the updated blacklist?
DEENS.
Love you too anon
>p-please namedrop me
shut up
Str1d3r
G!!!
Why is there even a blacklist? Don't bring drama into the Splatoon threads, nobody needs to be "outed"
There isn't a real blacklist it's sone homosexual trying to stir shit.
There isn't.
I mean, the game doesn't even let you kick people from rooms.
hello laphi
You should avoid bad players.
Yep, that’s why nobody plays with (You)
>(You)
[redacted] is already in my blacklist
Post your stats.
How can he post stats for a game he doesn't play?
What attracts people to frequent threads for games they dont play? Is it a zoomer thing?
Sex appeal or just nothing going on in their life probably
Please us your specials
Please don’t use your specials on wave 1 mothership
We’re a god damn joke
Oh shit next rotation has Tristringer and Painbrush
Oh my god really? Salmon raping time
>paintbrush
more like being raped by salmon time
It also has Clash Blaster.
Normally you guys are great to play with. Must just be something in the air. One king is enough. One gold is plenty. Thanks for playing bros see you at the junction
Well the gold scale was worth it all.
Inseeat the more I suffer the more I get gold. My switch is dying so I'm out. GGs
>her
Post your splatfest ideas here
"Which cap is best?"
Wing Cap, Invisible Cap, Metal Cap
The inevitable hot drinks fest will be the one and only time I roll with Shiver.
What would that be? Cocoa, Tea and Coffee?
Yeah, and I'd be rolling whichever side gets tea.
Shiver = Tea, because Japanese
Frye = Coffee, because hyper
Big Man = Cocoa, because it's the different one lol
frye wants cocoa because shes an obnoxious mega homosexual
Gay options. Give me Hot Chocolate.
>B-bu-bu-b-but Cocoa-
Shut it. I said Hot Chocolate.
Isn't that the same thing, just a different name?
No. Cacao =/= Chocolate. Chocolate is made from Cacao, but they are not the same.
Oh I see, well I'd be totally fine with hot chocolate being the option, such a delicious wintertime drink
callie anal
>ABC
>123
>DO RE MI
>anti semetic
>racist
>wholesome
Also Ive recently discovered the brushes require zero aiming which is good because i cant aim. Ive gone from 3 or 4 kills a match to 15 now. Its sort of life changing.
Goku
Bejita
Broly
Who is the best Saiyan
>Get a Mario & Luigi remake next direct
>This Splatfest pops up
Shiver once again gets the best choice
>more shillfest
It's a close match between PM and M&L for me, but PM would be my pick
Guess I'd go with M&L cos those are the only ones I ever played.
>When you're outside, where would you rather be?
Mountains
Beach
Back inside
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas...and everything chilling underwater? Please.
That's a good one but I would opt for
>Woods vs Beach vs City
or even phrased as
>Camping vs Swimming vs Shopping
Red is my favourite colour
So gotta go with Shivers option
What's the best way to travel?
Air/plane, water/boat, road/car
It was successful enough.
Dont know if there wil be a season 2. They never find the one piece so continuing the show is kinda pointless. Normies wont stick with it forever
what did he mean by this
also season 2 already got confirmed by oda on twitter, teasing chopper
I'm pretty sure I can beat an inkling or octoling in combat as a human that I am.
Humans have bones
Humans can swim in water
And humans can't be splatted by ink.
All I would need is one of those old timey diving suits to not drown in ink as my equipment.
Neither octoling nor inkling will stand a chance against bigger boot!
Innings can swing a hydra splatling around like it's weightless and can leap 20 stories flat footed, they wouldn't even need a gun to tear your ass in half.
How much would that shit even weigh?
very heavy
A human can probably lift it and move around with it if the mental limiter is removed, activating hysterical strength.
Humans use only a lower percent of their muscles.
Even when doing activities that require some muscle.
With the right conditions, humans can access 100% of their muscles and pull some crazy feats of strength.
weyy?
I like the idea that cephs are a lot stronger than they let on
Imagine Frye playing fetch with her eels by throwing the dead Octostomp
Smash bros inkling would annihilate anyone here
Havent drawn in like 8 months, saw that cute Veemo and wanted to get back into it again. Might start taking requests once im back in my groove.
She's throwing my runs on purpose, I know it
perhaps she needs correction
Cute stuff, would be nice to see what else may come from you
I just permanently fricked my joy cons. 3 series in a row and it’s just straight fricking losses the whole time. I need a pro controller and to stop fricking with ranked.
It’s annoying as hell how the explosher can singlehandedly prevent a zone from being captured and avoid conflict. Lost a game because while we kept killing everyone else the explosher singlehandedly kept us from being able to recapture and lost in overtime
>Matching for 174 secs
>One or more people disconnected
salmon room up
3/4
Lenny-sama… i don’t think you’re ready for vp…
The only way to get used to it is to experience it
I will carry your baby ass
I’m not Lenny. I just like playing with him
Goo goo gaga
I can’t wait to watch paw patrol
What the FRICK?!
we watch bluey you little octomoron
I'm usually better than this
The weapons are a bit technical, don't sweat it
no they are not
Next challenge in 2 hours!
>Inkjet weapons only
>Meter fills fast
>Primary abilities only
just blacklist him
>no rotation with weapons I can use for the foreseeable future
Next mystery rotation when...
You wont ever learn to use them if you never play them shitterkun
I play my strengths. Is that so wrong?
What's this black schizo endgame anyway ? Making players anxious to play together and afraid to join the pool ?
Don't worry anon, I play with everyone and if you're having a bad game I'll do my best to carry you. As long as you're trying you're good in my book but I never saw a single anon in the pool throwing on purpose.
I’m not even mad I’m just saying maybe practice a bit more solo is all
Who should play solo more? And what’s your name so I can know whether to take you seriously or not. Often times it’s the biggest shitters themselves namedropping and criticizing their teammates.
I feel bad for even saying anything at all I’m just trying to say it in the nicest way possible. Just earn your stripes in the hell pool that’s solo que before trying to take on 200 hazard level vp
What’s your name? Im not even playing right now but I want to know who this player is who thinks they’re in a position to lecture others. What’s your name? Without it I cant take you seriously
nauic
Have gotten gold in big run with him multiple times, good ranked player too. You pass the test
What’s every shitposter’s endgame? To be an attention prostitute and farm (You)s, but nobody can resist feeding them. They get guaranteed replies every thread so of course they keep coming back with the same spiel. Most everybody plays with most everybody, and most everybody knows that!
The same reason anyone fricks with people, because they get attention. There is no global blacklist, and there will never be one, because it would turn into a huge clusterfrick of people adding newbies and people who are having a bad day, which would end up in the pool being empty, or "closed" if you prefer.
Also as a rule NOBODY should reply to the blacklist schizo, ignore him and he will die
>having a bad day
peak cope excuse
stop being shit and you will stop having "bad days"
a shitter like you doesnt have a blacklist because you need to be carried by the good players in the pool
the good players have a blacklist and will avoid playing with people like you
Don't turn into that player that has like 50 people in his Blocklist, it's a bad way to live
see
stop replying to known shitposters. Stop giving them free (You)s. That’s all they want. They dont play Splatoon
Why did you close the room then?
lenny you really really need to work on dying less
But I was born for the near grinder
Which one are you?
9 days until the Ganker vs. /vg/ Tournament!
>will it be streamed
Yup!
https://www.twitch.tv/whatatweest
>what if i don't remember?
just bookmark this
https://itsalmo.st/v-vs-vg-tourney-sjfb
Nobody is actually doing this, right?
There’s a dozen players each on both sides, yes it’s happening.
>play with Ganker
>eat shit
>freelance
>get gold
I swear if it's not one it's another
reminder not to feed the blacklist schizo, ignore and report
Never engage with the blacklist schizo, from now on don't even mention it or reply in any way.
I pledge to not interact with him ever again. I’m doing my part.
Agreed
Post your money sinks
I never realized how low res it makes the stickers when viewing the lockers that way
Also the fact that pictures in other players' frames never display photos
I mean what's the point if they don't?
I really wish there was more to do with lockers sometimes.
>picture with callie and not friends
All they want to do is SR
Someone made a locker out of Splatoon 3's design document.
SEX. With Shiver.
My luck have been insane this rotation and the weapons are fun to play. Reached evp 350 and already 4 gold scales.
Challenge time
Would be excited but hard to given there’s only 3 2-hour windows to play it
Yeah time blocks fricking suck
Frick Japan
man frick this challenge, how the frick are people so good at air to air?
Just spaz out in between shots and nobody can hit you
turns out the secret to victory is using Ballpoint or Rapid Blaster Deco and just sniping them out of the air while never using inkjet yourself.
>the key to winning is to not use the special
Wow just like the zipcaster one
For me it’s the tri-slosh
>main already deletes anyone up close
>toxic mist to slow down enemies and give free kills to others using inkjet
Just shark around the zone, spam toxic mist, and delete anyone who tries capturing the point
As for inkjet, time using it just as everyone else’s runs out so you’re the only one in the air and harass everyone. Also git gud with it obviously
>t. won first 5 games via KO with the tri-slosj
because inkjet has been meta since forever including 2 so obviously there are enough sweaties?
im glad im no longer worried about missing challenges just for a single roll
i haven't been around but what the frick is challenge mode?
limited time events where you compete against everyone else to climb a power ranking, and to get a free roll at the gacha machine.
Screw this shit I'm going back to SR. Terrible idea.
Is there any reason to keep playing challenge mode after i get my token
If you want the badges you'll have to grind for them.
Token? You get tokens? For what?
Shell out machine
Win 5 games and you get a shell-out token for a free roll
You can only get 1 per challenge though
I don’t give a SHIT about that
I like how the next challenge is literally just clam blitz
nothing else
Anyone up for some Splat Zones Open?
Sure, but I’ll be playing sploosh neo
Dude i just re-tried some of the single player levels i had the most difficulty with but instead of using stick controls i turned on gyro and my god i passed each one first try
glad you took the gyropill, squnon
I really wish I could have a good time in Splat Zones. Everyone loves this mode but I always get absolute fricked with people intentionally griefing or they may as well be with their play or build.
I'm just tired of getting Full Ink Recovery Undercovers, Charge Up Tteks with no Special used, and Blobs trying to go for trick shots when can't even hit a standing still target
I hate that Freshest Fits don't keep your gear altering. I want to have my cap flipped but I have to change every time I swap to the set
Gear altering feels like such an after thought of an addition
>yeah you can change your gear to suit you!
>lidded hats only
>and only select t-shirts
It seems a bit lazy. Notice it's only the shirts with the default "tee" model into the default "baggy shirt" model so they don't have to adjust more complicated textures to fit
how hard would it have been for them to remove detached accessories like the wristwarmers or Marina's necklace?
>a bit lazy
>a bit
>they literally took oversized tee rig and stretched other t-shirt textures over it like literally stretched look like images on shirts that have them change
Giving the benefit of the doubt, my guess is they added it in as a small “bonus” thing rather than a fully-fledged customization addition
Not hard to change some hats around, and we already had the oversized blobmob tee’s so they just copy and pasted that on every basic tee. Was easy enough to implement all that so they did it, which is at least better than nothing
If interest is there we could maybe see it expanded upon in future updates or the next game, but at this point i’m coping at best and making excuses at worst. Overall it’s a step in the right direction
Splat Zones Open 2/4
we're in game rn but let us know if anyone wants in
I miss splat 2
Anyone have that pic of the idols at the pool with their splatfest win count having shiver being hoisted, big man drowning, and frye underwater?
>How can we rectify all the terrible things we have done to the salmonids in splatoon 3?
Post MOAR squid. It's the on;y way forward!
You know exactly what’ll happen if you do. They’ll get way too riled up!
Imma make a da spaghetti (kill salmonoids)
Alright, i've gotten used to gyro aim and my god the tri slosher is so good
Also and salmon run rooms?
Mama Mia (they were brutally slaughtered without mercy)
Are you this game’s target demographic?
Are you daddy’s little gamer????
No I’m serious, are you a child or just really autistic?
Look bud I SHIT in a TOILET just like everybody else
Ah, so both.
Your ass hole is the perfect demographic for my penis
Remember my name (OntheHook)
>slow/dead thread
>all these recent blatant bump post
People talking about video games, huh. That’s what you gays say about these threads supposedly, but it seems like you gays are just bumping to keep your general alive
YWNBAJ
I don't think they're even doing that intentionally, I think it's just some autist shit spamming.
This rotation's pretty good
didn't the spam start once gibbs was thoroughly btfo again? autistic subhuman trash like that fits perfectly in wannabe janny posts and spamming threads
Was that the guy who loves painting floors?
yes the btfo'd shitter, those like to get asshurt
You're obsessed with name-dropping
Frick off wannabe Janny
I guess Coho jumps to basket if he has no valid target or landing spot something
any open spots for SR?
i'm idling if you want to make a room
Sure
>Splatana on Cohocks three times in a row
sometimes this game loves me as much as I love it
Wow 12 bronze we did it
Salmon room open 2/4
We’re gonna hit 999 in no time
yeah this is kind of ridiculous, we haven't lost a game since I joined 9 games ago. Wish I wasn't so behind you guys.
Found Real Life Shiver
https://twitter.com/deepseauwa/status/1705065894848954674
Apologies for the Twitter link.
sexo
>infinite flyfish for fug so we just spend all the eggs killing flyfish
that sucks man
is it really so hard to disable shore boss spawns during extrawave?
more than a certain amount of their spawns is pretty much a guaranteed loss this is fricking moronic
Having an L4D AI director to balance out the spawns would be great.
Starting to feel the heat now.
We can handle it because we are Grizz's finest
we can handle it, this is fine, everything is okay
Flat as an ironing board
Had to switch controllers let me iiinnn.
rotation soon, we'll get you
butt
Side orders of fries with that shake
nice n thick
holy shit that fug was too close
we got 2 silvers and a gold tho, fricking noice
i hope side order doesn't have a single living squid in it
Damn, not sure what went wrong that time.
Shitty shore spawns
So we’ve won 17 in a row so far
awwwwwww that game was so fricked. Flyfish out the ass and we couldn't get a break to get the eggs off the bridge. Good run while it lasted.
And I jinxed it
>game has been out for a year and EVP shitters are STILL doing wall strat for glowflies
>on Hydro
>when we have a fricking roller
jesus christ mate, if we lost that I would have been so fricking pissed
most of my randos never paint the walls
>He believes any freelancer is capable of competency
>He believes anyone is component
Tbh I forgot I was the roller for a good half of the round
namedrop them so they learn their place
I think his name was homosexual
haha so funny
I ain’t callin out my teammates, they can take my name before theirs. We all frick up sometimes.
im gay and i find the phrase "homosexual" to be really offenseive
i'm gay and i don't
Ganker
sorry I called you a shitter bro, we're all just trying to have fun, I'll calm down
im getting 8bitdo pro 2 for splatoon and mario maker. I hope the analog triggers dont feel To AIDS with the Video game Splatoon 3.
Going to end it with that gold. GGs guys.
Guess we'll call it there. GGs everyone. I thought I was just dropping in to get my bonuses but that win streak was fun as hell.
I finally got Shiver Fan from the catalog!
I swear to god Rank Up battles pit you up against a team of the rank above you while matching you with team mates who are a rank below you.
Seriously what the frick is up with rank up battles? Where were these god awful teammates on my climb to 1000? Why am I suddenly now getting the rollers with 400p and only 1 kill but 9 deaths? How did these morons make it this far?
>Where were these god awful teammates on my climb to 1000?
ruining other people rank ups
>How did these morons make it this far?
by playing too much and getting carried
same as putz somehow ends up really high even if this moron is like S at absolute best
How is explosher balanced in sz
>Almost October
>No Splatfest announcement
Splatoweenbros...
It was datamined and does exist, don't worry
I guess maybe it's closer to Halloween rather than the usual early-middle of the month. It makes you wonder if November's getting one if that's the case. We don't have an Eggstra Work either which is weird considering we have like four stickers in the game and there's ten bosses left
it's probably gonna be a boring theme like "favorite candy"
my favorite candy is skittles
Do you guys think We WIll have a thanks Giving splat fest ?
nobody cares about your indian genocide holiday shart
by being slow and easy to rush in a rush meta
assuming some eshitter doesn't just keep it permanently dead
It doesn't exist in Japan so no
No it will be octoling slaughter festival where they kill octolings and they put them on pikes and burn them and parade them around it’s very grim
Any rooms open rn?
At 4am? Probably
I demand entry
Jesus christ Clam Blitz on Um'ami is moronic. It's just a stalemate in mid for the whole game until one team gets lucky and their specials align allowing them to push through the bottleneck.
Seriously frick this map on this game mode. And honestly just frick this map in general.
Gold Steel Eel badge!
gg anons
GGs, I’m getting close to 999
Good luck with your climb
You still playing? I’m down
What evp are you at
640
Room up
Shit it just qued me
Bedtime it’s like 6 am
getting both #1 enemy/overall splats and #1 turf inked should transfer all losing penalties to the shittiest performer on the team in turf
I’m wiped I can’t function anymore, imma sleep
deranking with season end was a fricking moronic idea
who the hell wants to slog through 10 ranks of S+ every season just to be able to keep playing X and not fall down to subhumanland?
I'm so SICK and fricking TIRED of these bottom of the barrel trash infecting games in S+ because Nintendo refuses to demote these fricking losers to where they actually belong. Fricking 2/17 Clash Blaster, fricking 5/13 Splattershot, fricking 1/1 charger, so glad I'm down over 100 points because Nintendo decided I have to babysit three god damn paste eaters in a row. God forbid they be punished for actively feeding games they're too shit to actually contribute to.
Putz? Is that you?
>fricking 5/13 Splattershot
how
Any tips for playing dualies? Pic unrelated.
Dodge first, then shoot.
anyone up for some salmon
ended last night with full boss meter
Where's octo anon?
hopefully raped by Black folk
Hi I'm from /vg/ and I'm joining
post ceph
salmon is so boring
then don't play it and feel free to leave
Just stating my opinion. I think salmon is boring because it takes too long to get games which are actually fun to play.
and pvp is not interesting because it's episode after episode of 3 moron timmies do literal nothing going on for 8 years now so what
That's not an issue if you're 2500+ in jp X rank
Why is no one joining my room?
You smell like salmon.
It's camouflage you big dummy.
explain the semen
wdym? We're all seamen in the end.
>someone disconnects at the start of the game 3 times in a row for no contest
Guess I'll take a break.
SR 2/4
What do you think of the Mini-Splatling?
It's very cute
I don't like it, just feels like a shooter with extra downtime.
utterly mediocre, L3D is a straight upgrade to vanilla and zimi is bore incarnate
it's a weapon that lives on its special output and it's gotten no favours in that regard with its kits
I hope for curling/missiles for the third(?) kit