how can you be an RPG if you're missing vital features??

how can you be an RPG if you're missing vital features??

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which feature? You literally just posted a clickbait article.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teeth for the characters. No one in Starfield has teeth.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone in spaces eats astronaut food in paste form. Teeth aren't necessary and only slow you down in space.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn't need teeth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        or long hair
        why can't it be included out of the box, and why modders have zero problems adding it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because of gender stereotyping.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          clipping

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bethesda doesnt care about clipping.
            try some other excuse.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Always wondered this myself. If it's really just clipping they're trying to avoid they could at least give us some big buns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ground vehicles. I don't see how that's a key rpg feature though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not really; but these clickbait shit articles exist because some higher up demands there to be SOMETHING written in the dead air between major gaming events and launches and shite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but when they have them it's always great.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can name more good rpgs without vehicles than I can good rpgs with vehicles. I just hope there’s fishing eventually

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Equine defense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no fishing
      ITS OVER.....

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        skyrim didnt.
        fallout didnt.
        has todd EVER made an rpg?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can be a chef
        >but can't catch fish to cook
        its over

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Skyrim has it
        no it doesn't you clickbaiting homosexuals can't even get basic facts right god I hate journos so fricking much

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fishing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >creation

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So why is the Black person journalist complaining?
            There is a ten year window before fishing needs to be added. Just wait for SFSE.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its also a mod.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it didn't ship with the game? Cool article dude maybe you should edit that sentence so people don't keep making fun of how poorly you do your pathetic job

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're kinda dumb bro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can name more good rpgs without vehicles than I can good rpgs with vehicles. I just hope there’s fishing eventually

        Why do so many games having fishing anyway? Is it every gamedev's personal hobby?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese games include it because it's like a weird cultural meme. Others started including it just as a novelty timesink.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >weird cultural meme
            Explain, please?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Island nation has obsession with fish and fishing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet the UK doesn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you count Brexiters that seethe over EU countries fishing in our territorial waters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's an industry rather than a hobby.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                eating fish is for the dirty and uncivilized, which is why you don't see any of it in proper god fearing nations (aka civilization)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Japan also has shit for farmland.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know that. I assume the UK has some great farmland given how swampy it supposedly is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pokemon is an RPG, but Starfield isn't
        TODDBROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No fishing
        YOU LET ME DOWN TODD!
        NOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN NOTHIN'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      non-potato character models

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      character builds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot save

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Bethesda games are action-adventure. If you want a RPG go download Roll20.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to search for this moronation but here's your (you) for pissing me off.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they really should have made this PC exclusive, its has to run on the Series S for christ sake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >buy Series S during covid since its the only one available and not being scalped
      >ends up being the correct choice
      feels good bros

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought a Series S because it saves so much space being digital only, all those useless disc boxes cluttering everywhere, owning all my games on Gamepass is just so much simpler it makes me cringe knowing I used to actually buy so much plastic waste before I made the leap to an all digital future

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >series S
      >cpu is equivalent of i7-9700 or newer
      >gpu is equivalent of GTX 1650 Super or newer
      Amount of memory is the only issue but even that can be alleviated by the SSD. Truth is, it's probably better than your PC.
      You are too stupid to understand how scalability works too. moron!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell, I knew it was bad, but we are really getting held back by 1650 equivalents may as well be 2012

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask the copegays saying FFXVI is an RPG

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First thing that came to my mind when reading 'vital features' is breast physics

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In true Bethesda fashion, it'll be extremely limited dialogue options and 3 different colors of how you can be a good guy, or maybe a sarcastic jerk good guy.
    Also full to the brim of immortal essential NPCs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fly down to planet
      >encounter man with basket of alien puppies
      >do you stomp the puppies into red goo or collect some food for them to eat?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a chance, this aint your daddys Bethesda, this a Microsoft owned Bethesda. expect the same amount of content of all their previous games combined, the financial might of Microsoft, the technological marvel of the Xbox Series console line and the multi-decade spanning expertise of Bethesda are going to coalesce into something so staggeringly bold it will define not just this generation but many yet to come

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny that some people genuinely do believe this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sold

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST FRICKING SAY WHAT IT IS!

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it doesn't NEED land based vehicles
    *sips*

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