How can you not choose this cute frog as your starter?

How can you not choose this cute frog as your starter?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty simple actually, you press 'right' once or twice, then 'up' once, and then 'A'.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a frog

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now go online and search dicynodont

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay but it still has characteristics of a frog

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            And an onion apparently

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name three anuran traits bulbasaur has, go on

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    social media zombies saw a meme on 9gag says "Bulbasaur worst starter" and they believed it for decades

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it pretty much is because way too many trainers throw bird, bug, grass, and poison types at you in RB. relying on bulbasaur in those games feels like hacking through a jungle with a plastic bat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game is about catching all pokemon and use a team of 6
        >anon thinks you are supposed to only use 1 pokemon for the entire game
        Charizard sucks ass at every gym but 1, and E4 yet people consider him the single strongest pokemon of all time

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          gyms are like 4% of the game tops, and if you're already talking about using pokemon other than bulbasaur to make up for its problems you're proving my point. charmander don't give a frick bout no birds and bugs and neither does squirtle.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            90% of the game is rock/ground/water and guess who rape these?
            also, Bulbasaur being part poison makes it immune to poison status which most bug pokemon cause

            it still has more advantages than Charmander

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >90% of the game is rock/ground/water and guess who rape these?
              extremely false, but squirtle does without getting raped by everything else
              >it still has more advantages than Charmander
              it might seem that way to someone who hyperfocuses on gym matchups but if you actually spend time playing the games and trying things out you will find charmander shredding through birds, bugs, plants, and rocket teams where bulbasaur isn't. and there's a hell of a lot more of those than gym fights.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the worst thing against Bulbasaur in RBG/FRLG is unironically Zubat/Golbat

                Flying types are weak
                Fire types are rare
                Psychics aren't common either
                Ice pokemon are mostly part water
                Bug type doesn't have moves

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is why I say you really have to spend time on the ground actually playing the game and not theorizing about it from afar. you're not considering a lot of things that become obvious to you once you actually sit a bulbasaur in front of a bug catcher.

                here's what that little moron learns. grass moves do 50% less damage to bug types. is it starting to click yet? jungle. plastic bat.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                so I sit there with Leech Seed and stall like a homosexual

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, plastic bat, just as I said

                you didn't need every move to beat the game
                >Razor Leaf with its insane 100% critical rate
                >Body Slam for everything else
                >Leech Seed/Toxic
                >Sleep Powder/Toxic
                is it optimal? no
                but every movepool in Gen1 is garbage

                and bulbasaurs is particularly garbage for handling the average trainer battle. and wild pokemon too. birds and bats and bugs and plants fricking everywhere. he doesn't even handle tentacools properly so the water isn't great for him either.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least Bulbasaur doesn't need 10 potions to beat 1 gym like Jobberzard

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you've never used bulbasaur and it shows

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't need every move to beat the game
                >Razor Leaf with its insane 100% critical rate
                >Body Slam for everything else
                >Leech Seed/Toxic
                >Sleep Powder/Toxic
                is it optimal? no
                but every movepool in Gen1 is garbage

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bird type
        So they use Missingno?
        also Bulbasaur line destroys the first 3 gyms and does well with the 4th and 8th

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking about mentioning how much brainlets who actually don't have a lot of on the ground time in red and blue tunnel vision on gym match ups despite them being an extremely small portion of gameplay but I mistakenly thought /vp/ might be better than that.

          most of red and blue is hacking through a bunch of trainers throwing birds and koffings and oddishes and ekans at you and bulbasaur just doesn't like it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you still haven’t correctly named Pidgey’s second type
            so I have to assume you’re talking about Missingno

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bulbasaur is actually EZ mode for gen 1. Razor Leaf crits everything to death and you rape most gyms outside of Sabrina and Blaine

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gyms are <4% of the game and it doesn't matter if you crit everything when you do 50% and even 25% to lots of the most common trainer pokemon.

          you've never used bulbasaur and it shows

          We're not talking about FRLG in here buddy. Go load up a red blue rom right now and pick your toad and put on the smug mask over your seething crying face after realizing you will only have normal and grass type moves the entire game.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMFAO I played blue before you buddy

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    now let's take a look at the other little moron in question. by level 9 he's already equipped with tools to take on most types you're going to run into.

    also worth noting, brocks pokemon don't have a single rock or ground type move. you can actually push them over with a charmander with a couple of potions and knowledge of bide mechanics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Potions
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS PUSSY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with a couple of potions
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter, because with charmander you'll already be in mt moon while your plastic bat is still leech seeding weedles in viridian forest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it starts with this move called Tackle too, ya know

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shitmander gays don't play the games
        they just jerk off to Charizard belly and feet

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even like charmander, I just spent so much time playing RBY as a kid I know how things actually go when you play the game. I pretty much always pick squirtle, then charmander, mainly because venasaur is just fricking ugly but also because it's slow and easiest to replace

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it’s faster than Blastoise, dumbass

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              not at beating trainers. taking a venasaur through route 13-15 is like wading through molasses

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                by that point I can spam Body Slam
                or even
                get this
                take the Cycling Road path

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needs TMs to make it usable
                charizard and blastoise don't.
                bike path is littered with poison types.
                silph co is pure AIDS with a venasaur in front.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Silph Co has the Swords Dance TM

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay? interesting.

                while we're on the subject of TMs, let's see what kind of type diversity we can get for damaging moves on the various starters.

                >Charizard
                Normal
                Fire
                Fighting
                Dragon
                Ground
                >Blastoise
                Normal
                Water
                Ice
                Fighting
                Ground
                >Venusaur
                Normal
                Grass

                Bulbasaur is literally just a shitty pick for red and blue.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, go use it. get your feet on the ground. that tackle is all you've got for an enormous amount of battles where you're really gonna be wishing you had something else.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the turtle is cuter

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that if you chose Charmander you are most likely an autistic furry now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish that I was either autistic and/or furry to be perfectly honest

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if I don't press X to win then pokemon is useless!!!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never said that. Someone said bulbasaur isn't the worst starter, and I corrected them, at least when it comes to red and blue. It's fricking terrible compared to charmander and squirtle in red and blue, where you don't have to press 'A'(x, what? zoomer) to win, but unlike with bulbasaur, you can.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only hate Bulbasaur because its the only dual-type starter besides Rowlet

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How can you not choose this cute frog as your starter?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bulbasaur will never literally take you downstairs
      Pain!

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squirtle is cooler

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulbasaur wins easily by design alone

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lived in Texas for 30 odd years. Water and rain were always welcome. Heat not so much.

    I saw the water-elemental turtle with cannons on its back and I was like, "Yeah. Yeah, that's my boy there."

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose Squirtle due to Brock.

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