How come does Blacky have the most smut of all Eeveelutions? It's not even that much attractive compared to others, and they even sweat literal poison as an instant turnoff . .
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>"muh edgy" moron culture + dog-like in nature.
Perfect storm, really.
The smoothest design, black + gold, evolves by "friendship at night".
No one cares about poison, that dex bit is hardly ever remembered even by pokemon fans, not to mention coomers
easy to draw
I'd say that Flareon is easier if you don't feel the need to keep their yellow circles be placed correctly like an autist
Correct.
The coomer art world has three good artists and three million shitters trying to trace their way to an orgasm.
If it all looks the same after awhile it's because it literally is.
Need names to check up on that statement.
I find it surprising that there's so many good artists, but I suppose that's to be expected due to how long Pokémon has existed
>Liking pokemon, specifically a cat-looking one, is manly
Lmao
True narcissist here, I think he inhabits another level of moronation and speaking out of his ass than most people.
>I think he inhabits another level of moronation
That was what I meant, yes
>How come does Blacky ha-
shut up. you're not japanese.
...actually you might be, you butchered that first sentence pretty bad. but still. i can't believe people here call him this unironically
hes polish
How do you know it dear Anon?
because youve said like 20 times
where?
all over this board?
I haven't done so since April has ended, do you still hold a grudge like an underpaid dwarf?
how is that a grudge, you asked a question and i answered
>him
homosexual spotted. They're all its.
Why so upset at Nachtaras normal name
Magneto just insists on calling eeveelutions by their alternate/jap names (or however AO3 spells them).
I'm not enough of an arm-chair psychologist to determine its smut-factor, but the simple answers probably have it right.
I only nade 4 posts in the whole thread if OP is ignored
Anyone can confirm if the trivia about their poisonous sweat was ever utilized in any real manner within either the anime or the mangas at all?
pretty sure its just a leftover when it was supposed to be poison that they never got rid of
I mean in general, it's just an inoffensive habit I noticed.
As for the poison, I don't know about the anime/manga but the only poison move it can learn appears to be Toxic. Then there's this from the wiki:
>Umbreon's Pokédex entries from Pokémon Gold, Stadium 2, LeafGreen, HeartGold, Sun and Sword refer to "poisonous sweat", which might be a holdover from the Pokémon Gold and Silver Spaceworld '97 demo, where Burakkī (later romanized as Blacky) is a Poison-type Pokémon.
>teef
I want it's luvbites on my dick RTFN
Everyone in this thread are all off the mark. The real reason why it has all this porn is because Umbreon is the easiest one to self-insert as PROVIDED you have the mindset of an immature teenage boy. Y'know, the ones who get all emotional and hyper-defensive by being compared to something girly/gay and who absolutely NEED to feel DEFINITELY MANLY AND NOT AT ALL GAY D:< by associating only with boyish things. It's moronic but a lot of (not most) guys are like that.
And for FURRIES the ones drawing Eevee porn, well they're a bunch of neurotic outcast insecure people. Incels. They clearly have much higher rates of these narcissistic, machoistic douchebag types. Exactly the kind of guys who throw a fricking tantrum if something feminine is in any way associated with them. They want to frick the Eevee family because they are mostly girly and are exotic animals. So if they want self-insert porn where they can imagine themselves raping cats or whatever, they need to use the most DEFINITELY NOT GAY I SWEAR Eeveelution.
Let's see.....
>all Eevos from gens 4 and 6, + Espeon
All very blatantly too feminine/gay for them.
>gen I trio
Flareon could have been more popular for this, but it's fluffy and these guys don't want to self-insert as something fluffy. Jolteon is arguably the most boyish after Umbreon but the spikes are just uncomfortable enough that self-inserting can feel awkward. Vaporeon is fine I guess but it isn't a MALE power fantasy to want to be a mermaid.
That leaves ONLY Umbreon, whose edgy coolness and lack of any obvious femininity makes it the perfect pic to draw pictures of giving dick to all the other Eevees. It's black, which radiates power and dominance. Red eyes with slits and Dark Typing imply violence or at LEAST rebelliousness. So to answer your question finally OP, Umbreon has so much porn because it's the only one that hits all the right notes to serve the role as an insecure male self-insert power fantasy.
People usually draw porn of things they want to frick, not of their own self inserts.
If it was the one with the most muscly/military/giant dick eevee then you would be right, but it's not the case.
>People usually draw porn of things they want to frick
Your view is too narrow, context is important. When they draw porn of Umbreon solo it's still very clearly a self-insert thing. They are imagining themselves as the Umbreon not them fricking the Umbreon. It is VERY common for Umbreon to be the male that is fricking all the other eeveelutions, it I rather telling
>People usually draw porn of things they want to frick, not of their own self inserts.
not furries
Usually yes but I think Pokémon is a special case. For example Tsareena actually scores pretty high in smash percentage going by the data avaliable to us yet in comparison to every Pokémon around it's place it has fairly small amount of porn. It has barely 600 porn pics while every other Pokémon around it is easily in the thousands, salazzle, who scores lower in smash percent, has over 3 times the porn it has. Vaporeon has been around since gen I, scores high in smash percent, has memes and a copypasta behind it yet it doesn't match the numbers of Umbreon nor Charizard for that matter, a Pokémon much lower in the smash percent.
Obviously the wild card here are furries who tend to make a lot of porn. By and large most Pokémon benefit from this given how much of a strong grip furries have on the NSFW Pokémon sphere but there are clearly some mons that benefit more than others.
Furries are into uwu femboyism. Hypermasculinity isn't typically a problem among them.
Bur all the Umrbeons I fap to either have cookies or are banging something else that has one
Good taste fren
Cute boys
Hey it's that not-Umbreon thing from Bonesaw remade into the real deal
What?
HEY FREAKSHOW
There is a common enemy in Bonesaw:The game thats ressembles a miscoloured Umbreon with cropped ears (coincidentally thats how a female Umbreon was originally supposed to look in D/P/Pt), just wanted to make an irrellevant observation
really glad they didnt decide to go with that
I self insert as pig pokemons
frick off furry yiff in hell
how to filter all "characters:" from e621? asking for me 🙂
I dont want to see sparklydog pokemon OCs
-anthro gijinka
-alternate_colour
-regional_variant
-accessory clothing
-intersex(lore)
Anything else I might have missed?
it's the character category of tags that's the problem but i might try those thanks
also what in the frick is intersex(lore)
c**tboy/dickgirl/herm in pics where its hard to tell who gets fricked in what hole
Doesn't umbreon have the most gay porn? Furries also aren't that insecure about people thinking they're gay, considering most furries are either full on homosexual or bisexual with a preference for men. Straight and bi furries who prefer women are a minority in that community.
3 reasons.
First, it's edgy, black, doesn't smile, evolves at night, and nobody understands it. It's the perfect lightning rod for creeps, outcasts, edgelords, and losers to grip onto, and furries pull disproportionately from those crowds.
Second, it's very, very easy to draw. No detailed anatomy, simplified lines, all of its shapes are oblong ovals. It's the perfect OC for someone who can't draw for shit, but still wants to draw it.
Third, timing, it intersected fricking perfectly with the emo surge of the early-mid 2000's, where the sheer amount of sadboi/frickboi was enough to form a thick, viscous pool on the ground of any given club's backrooms. It was a good time, bussy was everywhere.
This is THE pokemon for an edgy loser spiraling down into sexual deviance to draw by himself, save his allowance for three months, then commission a low range artist to do one for real.
I don’t think you understand those demographics as well as you think you do.
I'd be shocked if I didn't, I usually inhabit another level of interpretation of the human condition than most people.
That doesn't mean you're right you fricking idiot. I can interpret all kinds of things in stupid ways. You're an autistic pseud.
wow you *really* sound like a c**t now
>I usually inhabit another level of interpretation of the human condition than most people
i think you inhabit another level of projection than most people you fricking narcissist
no idea why umbreon is seen as the "edgy" once when it evolves through friendship
Why the FRICK is that relevant at all
Because people attracted to edgy shit are morons that can't see past the surface.
Its edgy compared to the other eeveeutions,
It's the same thing as people who demand Luxray should have the dark type added to it. Black/yellow/red together must be oww the edge
>Dark/EVIL type
morons.
Dark = Evil
Blame the Japs for being moronic and surrendering
>murkrow is edgy
>liepard is edgy
>stunky is edgy
>muk is edgy
Like was previously stated. People attracted to edgy shit are basic morons that can't see past the surface.
he is
His red rocket makes for a real pleasing contrast to the rest of his body
>moon rabbit / black cat amalgamate
>dog wiener
make it thorny and I'll agree
I prefer cat peen too anon but they never draw it like that.
I'm on a mission currently, and thankfully drawgays of Trash are now willing to listen for a change - if I put the effort behind my requests first…
I did a thing but no-one seems to go for it sadly. . .
what if the 'poison' was an aphrodisiac?
could work as a plot for a fic, only problem is umbreon's poison thing only comes in when its angry
I was thinking of the rusegay who loves TotalWar:Warhammer when making that post, but the list of people sick of me is certainly greater than jsut him and Cirnofox the greekoid
Solely the dose is what makes all of poisons, surely someone had to think about it using their secretions like this by now…
>no idea why those replies got snipped of their last digit, , ,
Easy to draw, very easy for everyone fgom deviantart kids to furries to make OCs out of. Just change ring/eye color and bam there you go. Not creative enough? Swap the black out, make the rings a different shape, add a scarf if you're feeling really brave.
And for furries in general it can easily be drawn as a dog/fox, just nudge the snout slider up and add doggy dong and there you go.
>It's not even that much attractive compared to others
Painfully wrong
easiest to draw
cat thats covered in sticky poison that becomes glued to you over time...
okay i think i will a silly little story about umbreon (female)
Will her poisonous perspiration turn out to be a mixture of a mind-altering substance and an aphrodisiac by chance dear Anon?
honestly i cant come up with a plot that isnt stupid as shit
Sweaty from summer heatwave Umbreons have poisoned the local water supply by taking a bath in a cistern, and now everyone craves sum moon'cabbitussy…
guest starring Sylveon the choker
i had this fluffer in my team since crystal only recently discovered that it has tons of smut