How did he become hotter than Zelda?

How did he become hotter than Zelda?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    always was

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when they introduced ballsack physics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK!
      Holy shit I was browsing Ganker while eating and I almost choked laughing at this

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By becoming a BBCQueen as shown by the gay porn

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting how this thread appeared right after this shit

    [...]

    got moved to /b/. Very curious.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gerudo town

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does v like boys now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't and I wouldn't frick a guy irl. But the idea of mind breaking and dominating some feminine twink to the point where you turn them into your obedient sex slave who wants to be your woman and exist for the sole purpose of pleasuring you is hot af.
      I used to prefer male dom and hate frick porn but this genre is basically nonexistent in modern political climate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll never see them posting link cosplayers unless they're ultra-feminine trannies. They aren't gay, they're attracted to a non-existent 3D animated character that unnaturally exhibits extremely feminine facial and body features. Fugtrup link is not a man or a woman, it's a combination of attractive features piled into an impossible mix. It's not real, it's not human, it's pixels that kind of resemble a person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discord ops, atrazine fluoride and BPA in the water supply, funded by the israelites of course

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only find Link hot if he has a tiny penis

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choker and enthusiasm, and a little stealth

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't get hotter. You got gayer.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prolonged period of missing out on teenage love with a girl turned into you settling for men who larp as girls. it’s basically cope and substituting the real thing with a facsimile, which you probably sublimate by performatively hating women to pretend your jailgay is a choice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this is bad because...?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because a man's purpose in life is to provide for women, whether through sexual service, economic provisions or simply the entertainment value of his suffering.
        To imply that a man can find fulfilment and happiness in life through other means is misleading and disgusting. Malevolent, even.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you date a teen girl can you turn things around? Or is it too late

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that’s actually how you cure being a homosexual sodomite. find a virgin maiden and marry her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anon hates blowjobs
          homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual means little coming from a homosexual, homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one that hates blowjobs is straight.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you want your wiener sucked by a man you aren’t straight

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You hate women sucking wieners too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that’s not a common usage of that term at all. any dictionary will list anal sex and maybe provisionally any other type (including bestiality) as a less common usage. I only used the word to define gay sex anyway

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2nd definition
                what, who ever refers bestiality as sodomy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sodomy is basically an old catchall for sexual deviancy. It only refers to oral, anal and animal sex because they hadn't considered anything else, or at least it wasn't common enough. Blowing your load in a girl's nostrils would also be referred to as sodomy probably, in ye olde days.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what if you made the girl blowjob you and then inserted some of the semen in her pussy to impregnate her, people will think the blowjob made her pregnant
                no longer sodomy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You still committed a deviant sexual act by putting your dick in her mouth, sodomy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but the act made her pregnant, therefore not sodomy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pregnancy has nothing to do with it. If you frick a girl in the pussy but don't make her pregnant that doesn't make it sodomy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the reason behind it was because it was counter-productive to natural veganal sex.
                if it wasn't counter-productive and made the person pregnant then it wouldn't be deviant.

                therefore if someone made you pregnant through a blowjob, it cannot be considered sodomy as it ended up being productive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it was deviant because people were prudes. If you frick a guy in the ass and then pull out and cum inside a woman and make her pregnant, that's still sodomy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I could easily prove a bunch of low IQ middle age men that the blowjob made her pregnant and therefore it was not sodomy.
                now I would end up being accused of witchcraft but hey, its not sodomy anymore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the root of the word is non productive/ counter to nature sex

                I used oxford which I trust more. It’s a rare connotation for that word which almost exclusively is used to refer to buggery

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anything that's not penis in vegana is actually gay sex keep coping sodomite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no actually the way to cure is you stop watching porn

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he didnt

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a sexless loser tends to turn you a bit bicurious.
    Sources: Me and The Federal Prison System.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are a homo, simple as.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eiji Aonuma is a closeted homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He says shit like this because he quite frankly, doesn't care for the idea of a playable Zelda in his games. She will always be that plot character that needs saving or helping.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the tops from the bottom

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a massive gay.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. hyrule warriors 3d model was strangely effeminate looking
    2. fugtrup got his hand on the model
    and the rest was history

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's noting more alpha then turning another man's son into a quivering little wienersleeve

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick these Links' asses:
    >OoT/MM (young)
    >Windwaker
    >BoTW

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaytrup link isn't even feminine, if you like him it's really gay (that's okay just don't deny it)

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lots of squats

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were they thinking?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls dolling up a boy is great shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh come on, he at least has some muscle definition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always had a crush on link even when i was a kid. I wanted to kiss him and feel his leggings.
      Now Ive spilled so many gallons of seed to this bawd you wouldnt believe it. His twink/feminization is the best thing thats ever happened to porn. God bless fugtrup and what hes created.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being added to Urbosa's boy harem as a royal gift from zelda herself...

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >embrace bisexuality in order to no longer have to deal with makeup
    >twinks keep putting makeup on

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flat chested boys in crop tops

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tendie deserve to have their childhood hero feminized

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link is STRAIGHT.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganonshit is so cringe.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for my 7.5 inch brown dick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a bit small for him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only 0.00001% of the population has a dick bigger than 8.
        Take your meds not even size queens want a 10 inch dick beyond dildos and fantasy which isn't even the same.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like is the size king

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *Link

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Only 0.00001% of the population has a dick bigger than 8.
          Yeah, me.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't, you just realized you were gay all along.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    around the same time all the futa gerudo on trap line came out.

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