How did he become hotter than Zelda?
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How did he become hotter than Zelda?
How did he become hotter than Zelda?
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always was
when they introduced ballsack physics
KEK!
Holy shit I was browsing Ganker while eating and I almost choked laughing at this
By becoming a BBCQueen as shown by the gay porn
Interesting how this thread appeared right after this shit
got moved to /b/. Very curious.
Gerudo town
Why does v like boys now?
>now
I don't and I wouldn't frick a guy irl. But the idea of mind breaking and dominating some feminine twink to the point where you turn them into your obedient sex slave who wants to be your woman and exist for the sole purpose of pleasuring you is hot af.
I used to prefer male dom and hate frick porn but this genre is basically nonexistent in modern political climate.
You'll never see them posting link cosplayers unless they're ultra-feminine trannies. They aren't gay, they're attracted to a non-existent 3D animated character that unnaturally exhibits extremely feminine facial and body features. Fugtrup link is not a man or a woman, it's a combination of attractive features piled into an impossible mix. It's not real, it's not human, it's pixels that kind of resemble a person.
Discord ops, atrazine fluoride and BPA in the water supply, funded by the israelites of course
I only find Link hot if he has a tiny penis
Choker and enthusiasm, and a little stealth
He didn't get hotter. You got gayer.
prolonged period of missing out on teenage love with a girl turned into you settling for men who larp as girls. it’s basically cope and substituting the real thing with a facsimile, which you probably sublimate by performatively hating women to pretend your jailgay is a choice
And this is bad because...?
Because a man's purpose in life is to provide for women, whether through sexual service, economic provisions or simply the entertainment value of his suffering.
To imply that a man can find fulfilment and happiness in life through other means is misleading and disgusting. Malevolent, even.
If you date a teen girl can you turn things around? Or is it too late
that’s actually how you cure being a homosexual sodomite. find a virgin maiden and marry her
>anon hates blowjobs
homosexual
homosexual means little coming from a homosexual, homosexual
No one that hates blowjobs is straight.
if you want your wiener sucked by a man you aren’t straight
You hate women sucking wieners too.
that’s not a common usage of that term at all. any dictionary will list anal sex and maybe provisionally any other type (including bestiality) as a less common usage. I only used the word to define gay sex anyway
>2nd definition
what, who ever refers bestiality as sodomy
Sodomy is basically an old catchall for sexual deviancy. It only refers to oral, anal and animal sex because they hadn't considered anything else, or at least it wasn't common enough. Blowing your load in a girl's nostrils would also be referred to as sodomy probably, in ye olde days.
what if you made the girl blowjob you and then inserted some of the semen in her pussy to impregnate her, people will think the blowjob made her pregnant
no longer sodomy
You still committed a deviant sexual act by putting your dick in her mouth, sodomy.
but the act made her pregnant, therefore not sodomy.
Pregnancy has nothing to do with it. If you frick a girl in the pussy but don't make her pregnant that doesn't make it sodomy.
the reason behind it was because it was counter-productive to natural veganal sex.
if it wasn't counter-productive and made the person pregnant then it wouldn't be deviant.
therefore if someone made you pregnant through a blowjob, it cannot be considered sodomy as it ended up being productive.
No it was deviant because people were prudes. If you frick a guy in the ass and then pull out and cum inside a woman and make her pregnant, that's still sodomy.
I could easily prove a bunch of low IQ middle age men that the blowjob made her pregnant and therefore it was not sodomy.
now I would end up being accused of witchcraft but hey, its not sodomy anymore.
the root of the word is non productive/ counter to nature sex
I used oxford which I trust more. It’s a rare connotation for that word which almost exclusively is used to refer to buggery
anything that's not penis in vegana is actually gay sex keep coping sodomite
no actually the way to cure is you stop watching porn
he didnt
Being a sexless loser tends to turn you a bit bicurious.
Sources: Me and The Federal Prison System.
You are a homo, simple as.
Eiji Aonuma is a closeted homosexual.
This but unironically.
He says shit like this because he quite frankly, doesn't care for the idea of a playable Zelda in his games. She will always be that plot character that needs saving or helping.
He looks like the tops from the bottom
Because you're a massive gay.
1. hyrule warriors 3d model was strangely effeminate looking
2. fugtrup got his hand on the model
and the rest was history
There's noting more alpha then turning another man's son into a quivering little wienersleeve
I wanna frick these Links' asses:
>OoT/MM (young)
>Windwaker
>BoTW
gaytrup link isn't even feminine, if you like him it's really gay (that's okay just don't deny it)
lots of squats
What were they thinking?
Girls dolling up a boy is great shit.
oh come on, he at least has some muscle definition
I always had a crush on link even when i was a kid. I wanted to kiss him and feel his leggings.
Now Ive spilled so many gallons of seed to this bawd you wouldnt believe it. His twink/feminization is the best thing thats ever happened to porn. God bless fugtrup and what hes created.
Being added to Urbosa's boy harem as a royal gift from zelda herself...
>embrace bisexuality in order to no longer have to deal with makeup
>twinks keep putting makeup on
Flat chested boys in crop tops
Tendie deserve to have their childhood hero feminized
Link is STRAIGHT.
Ganonshit is so cringe.
Built for my 7.5 inch brown dick.
That's a bit small for him
Only 0.00001% of the population has a dick bigger than 8.
Take your meds not even size queens want a 10 inch dick beyond dildos and fantasy which isn't even the same.
Like is the size king
*Link
>Only 0.00001% of the population has a dick bigger than 8.
Yeah, me.
He didn't, you just realized you were gay all along.
around the same time all the futa gerudo on trap line came out.