How did he keep his hair styled?

He was running around on an island all day

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how he hair do that ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genetics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wash hair
      >don't let it dry fully
      >go to sleep
      boom, you got jason brody hair

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sugar water

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to use like a little Crew pomade type shit and just mess my hair up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm retarded. You mean on an island. I bet tree sap works just as well.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JAY SON BRO DEE
    SNOW WHIIIIITE

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm asian and if I run some water through my hair, style it to stick up and air dry, it could look something like this. Some white people have ultra straight hair like asians which allows you to do this so I assume it's a similar situation here

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you kill enough people your hair becomes impervious to the elements. Ask Nathan Drake.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le epic white gary stu is heeckin able to defeat the baddie pirates because...BECAUSE HE JUST CAN OK?!?!
    so retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. dennis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its ok Riley im sure next time you'll get to be the MC

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soap

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He used cum of random men he met during his travels.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED A PERSON, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THAT, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE
    >*slaughters an entire army of pirates*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon, that is in fact the plot of the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats just how white people are?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse on nu Tomb Raider were Lara is still complaining about killing mercenaries after three games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the arc of his entire character and most of the game you stupid fucking moron holy shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he starts mercilessly killing right after seeing his brother dying, there's no character development

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gets a tattoo
          >stabbing people is the new me!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets addicted to the adrenaline rush
      >Doesn't want to go home.
      Congrats on using your brain cell to pay attention.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of the game is that he starts genuinely enjoying killing and by the end he's pretty much a psychopath.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when my hair gets greasy from not showering or getting sweaty it gets similar to that

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This series makes me sad because I always thought I'd enjoy it but the animal jumpscares kept me away from it

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >domesticated human cattle who havent not chemically blasted there scalp daily dont know that natural hair grease is actually capable of holding a style like OP pic

    Completely believable as jason wasnt bathing himself out of fear of being judged but rather embracing his natural musk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can picture you now
      Fat, stinky and with long greasy unwashed hair

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why did jackal started the war only to finish it by killing himself and me

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that hairstyle looks so fucking stupid, it’s just as bad as the zoomer broccoli hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was in character. He was supposed to be your stereotypical frat-bro douche who likes to travel to Asia to do copious amounts of drugs and fuck ladyboys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was in character. He was supposed to be your stereotypical frat-bro douche who likes to travel to Asia to do copious amounts of drugs and fuck ladyboys.

      This anon. Game came out in 2012. They had to give him that epic yoloswag haircut to appeal to kids

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Le regular normalfag party boy
    >I'M GOING INSANE! AHHHHH I CAN NO LONGER GO BACK TO SOCIETY! I WILL LIVE ON THE ISLAND AND DIE ON THE ISLAND AS A PSYCHOTIC SERIAL KILLER AHHHHHHH HAIL SATAN

    He could have just gone to therapy and probably be rehabilitated or reintroduced into society, was he so afraid he was going to kill people who pissed him off or something? How could he be charged with crimes that happened outside of America on a remote island?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude why do war veterans have trauma? just go to therapy lmao
      How old are you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not really an exact comparison, but based on your argument you're implying that war veterans with PTSD can't rehabilitate or adapt back into society and should be exiled from the rest of society because they're too dangerous and would kill regular civilians.

        Not only do you sound underage, more so than me, but also incredibly retarded and you possess the reading comprehension of a potato.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what I implied at all. Your original post was hand-waving Jason's unwillingness to return to the civilized world due to how the island had changed him, when it's completely plausable that he'd recognize that he's not the same person that he was when he touched down. That, and he was on a huge power trip throughout the whole latter half of the game. His brain was warped by all the violence, killing, hunting, drugs, tribal shit and islander pussy he most definitely fucked on the side.
          Rehabilitation isn't impossible, but it's perfectly within reason for him to think he belongs on the island at that stage in the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they're too dangerous and would kill regular civilians
          No, but it's very likely that someone like Jason would become some kind of addict or criminal to cope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he want to stay because he ended up feeling at home there after developing into a Chad?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he said he couldn't go back to normal society after everything he had done, but I think you're also right as well. He felt at home on the island, so it was probably both reasons. He turned into a WARRIOR OF THE ISLAND, frankly he probably went insane.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not really an exact comparison, but based on your argument you're implying that war veterans with PTSD can't rehabilitate or adapt back into society and should be exiled from the rest of society because they're too dangerous and would kill regular civilians.

      Not only do you sound underage, more so than me, but also incredibly retarded and you possess the reading comprehension of a potato.

      You are a fucking retard and missed every bit of characterization he had. His entire character is about him being an aimless dick who feels like he has no control over his life so he flakes on his friends and family. He gets to the island and finally gains some power and control over his life so he's reluctant to go back to the boring and mundane dreariness of his old life. Is it particularly complex or deep? Not really. Is it kinda retarded? Yea. But the fact that didn't even understand that much is more telling about you.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't wash your hair, that is how.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing as Vaas in fc6 and seeing this guy everywhere was funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth pirating FC6 for this? I don't care about playing the normal game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The DLCs are good but short unfortunately.
        Though it is basically a survival mode where you lose shit if you die but there is character progression and lots of dialogue as the villains.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would the game go if Grant survived?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would have had you sneaking around all the time like a fag

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about Jason.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rule of cool, anon.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is game is just "dayum thats a cute ass whyte boi"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeh bruhh shieet nigguh them bihh n shiey whyet bietch bruhh

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    indian kinohair genetics

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bet your life
    >qte ends and you've taken out an entire room of heavies and mercs and boss
    Always thought the double stab was dumb but not as dumb as being punished for the stay ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How could citra know if sex 1 time was enough to get her pregnant? kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one time
        It was at least twice I thought?
        The white man's seed is fertile bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whats with amerimutts always speaking like a bunch of disgusting animals when it comes to racemixing with subhumans?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron worship is all burgerclaps have left. They speak like them, think like them, and soon they will all look like them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the way you type is painfully obvious that you're an amerimutt
            no one in europe gives a shit about it

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's how my hair looks when I don't style it.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck is nobody mentioning saltpetre? The dude is jumping in and out of rivers and the ocean constantly, it's normal that his hair looks like that if he doesn't wash it.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >runs away and fights in the jungle for days
    >Hasn't got a proper shower in weeks, not even shampoo or soap
    >Just a bunch of grease, dirt, and sodium from the water of the sea.
    I don't know OP, he looks like he should.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sayian genes

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