Wario is genuinely cooler than Mario, he’s into game development, finding treasures and shit, all the while living peacefully on his own in Diamond City.
All Mario can really do is be connected to Peach.
Being the rich lonely bastard he is, he just started looking at people and thinking to himself "Wario, hire this man" for no reason
They're all Mona costumers so that how Wario got to meet them all
In case of Ashley, Wario got to meet her demon partner first because she would never leave her mansion under normal circumstances
Wario in WarioWare is a rich celebrity going through a midlife crisis. He surrounds himself with younger people who either genuinely like him or just want a piece of his supposed wealth.
I bet Wario smells like a combination of cigarettes, cheap whiskey, gasoline, and spray paint. I dont know how he made friends with anyone but random tweakers.
I think you've got it all wrong. My second nose is telling me that he actually smells mostly like aftershave, cigars, sweat, whiskey and garlic. I don't peg him for a paint or gasoline huffer.
He introduces them as his friends in the original WarioWare. And he's not a good boss, he doesn't do much work and he tries to not pay them. This actually becomes a plot point in WarioWare: D.I.Y. where half of them leave to make their own company:
>VROOM: Just heard a rumor that Jimmy T. and Mona of Diamond Software used to work at WarioWare, Inc.! >blobmob: for real? why'd they leave? was there a big fight? lol >D.I.Why: I heard Wario never did any work! I hear he's up to something now, though…
> He introduces them as his friends in the original WarioWare
In WarioWare Gold he calls them "saps who fall for it every time" meaning they'll always do the free job for him. He's likely thinking of them as of friends, too, but it's Wario we're talking about, he'll never miss a chance to use someone for his own gain, even his closest people
funny thing is, in the English version Wario is very mean. In the Japanese version he doesn't call them saps or reference how they always fall for his scheme.
People are attracted to charisma.
Anyone who's 'about' their own thing, whatever that is, but also confident and skillful- not subject to peer pressure, those types of people are always very popular.
Compare Milhouse (from the Simpsons) vs. Melonpan.
Melonpan has his haters, but he has his followers too.
In that way it can sorta be likened to the idea of 'setting trends rather than following them', but the fundamental difference between, [let's deconstruct the issue with an analogy] "the Virgin" and "the Chad" archetypes in those image comparisons (and yes I know that setup was originally meant to be satire for laughing at both) is because the Chad isn't ashamed of what he loves. Neither the Virgin or the Chad have basic social skills, and yet the meme format morphed to almost exclusively making fun of the Virgin. Why? Because he hates himself, and the world can smell it, thus he becomes a psychic toilet it's "okay" to shit in.
In contrast, Mario is a sap. Aside from Peach being exhausted by the affections of unwanted suitors, there's a reason Mario didn't get a kiss at the end of Odyssey: Because he's just an orbiter trapped in Peach's gravitational pull (the pull of the black hole she has where her brain should be).
Mario should go "be Mario"; he can't change Peach, but he can still find a dame who loves him for him.
https://archive.org/details/WarioWare_Twisted_2005_Nintendo_US
Funny enough in the American WarioWare: Twisted manual, he calls his Game Boy Advance "my only friend"
Probably not part of the original version, though.
He went outside and talked to people while having confidence.
Baking club.
Or driving school after all of them got a ticket and he got their numbers off the meeting registry.
By being an absolute Chad unlike Mario who doesn't have a personality
Wario is genuinely cooler than Mario, he’s into game development, finding treasures and shit, all the while living peacefully on his own in Diamond City.
All Mario can really do is be connected to Peach.
Wario's a good guy he's just kind of a dick about money is all
By having great games.
Just being himself
People gravitate towards success, just look at the Kardashians.
Several compelling arguments from some of the more handsome and clever posters that /vr/ has to offer. I wonder how the anti-Wario camp will respond.
t. Wario
You will NEVER appear in a mainline Mario game ever again
>You will NEVER appear in a mainline Mario game ever again
When was another time besides SML2 when he did appear in mainline Mario game?
He was banished into spin-offs immediately after his debut game
64 DS i guess
Being the rich lonely bastard he is, he just started looking at people and thinking to himself "Wario, hire this man" for no reason
They're all Mona costumers so that how Wario got to meet them all
In case of Ashley, Wario got to meet her demon partner first because she would never leave her mansion under normal circumstances
Wario in WarioWare is a rich celebrity going through a midlife crisis. He surrounds himself with younger people who either genuinely like him or just want a piece of his supposed wealth.
woah based?
never played through that version so I never got to see that.
Was Orbulon originally that small?
To me, it's not the fact he have friends, it's the fact that Mona have a crush on him.
She likes garlic smelling men being rough
This man is a redhead magnet. No one man should have all this power.
Wario literally has the 'Chad jawline', though I'm not sure if there's a genuine correlation or if the incel communities used Wario as their proof.
I bet Wario smells like a combination of cigarettes, cheap whiskey, gasoline, and spray paint. I dont know how he made friends with anyone but random tweakers.
you forgot garlic
Hey, if Lemmy can make friends and smell like that, why can’t Wario?
I think you've got it all wrong. My second nose is telling me that he actually smells mostly like aftershave, cigars, sweat, whiskey and garlic. I don't peg him for a paint or gasoline huffer.
We canonically no what his shit smells like.
https://sourcegaming.info/2016/09/27/ask-wario-from-wario-land-4s-japanese-website-part-1/
Wario himself is an unreliable narrator
Despite his greed Wario is a jovial and funloving dude
Unless you work for him for free
He didn't, they are employees he tried not to pay.
He is a bit a celebrity due to his association with Nintendo, it's why 9-volt hangs around him. A celebrity butthole gaining friends isn't unheard of
he seems fun to be around. he reminds me of a good friend i had at school a bit
Which Princess is the real one? The one with short hair or pic related?
Long hair and full dress. The boyish look is just a bonus for a perfect game ala Samus in a bikini.
Though to be fair, she's actually more powerful as a shapeshifting kitty/Mr. Game & Watch.
Long hair was the picture in the newspaper, so that is what she is thought to look like historically
I thought they were his employees, but hes a good boss
He doesn't pay 'em. though.
He introduces them as his friends in the original WarioWare. And he's not a good boss, he doesn't do much work and he tries to not pay them. This actually becomes a plot point in WarioWare: D.I.Y. where half of them leave to make their own company:
>VROOM: Just heard a rumor that Jimmy T. and Mona of Diamond Software used to work at WarioWare, Inc.!
>blobmob: for real? why'd they leave? was there a big fight? lol
>D.I.Why: I heard Wario never did any work! I hear he's up to something now, though…
> He introduces them as his friends in the original WarioWare
In WarioWare Gold he calls them "saps who fall for it every time" meaning they'll always do the free job for him. He's likely thinking of them as of friends, too, but it's Wario we're talking about, he'll never miss a chance to use someone for his own gain, even his closest people
funny thing is, in the English version Wario is very mean. In the Japanese version he doesn't call them saps or reference how they always fall for his scheme.
They're all either kind of shitty themselves or just too stupid to realize they should have a problem with him
People are attracted to charisma.
Anyone who's 'about' their own thing, whatever that is, but also confident and skillful- not subject to peer pressure, those types of people are always very popular.
Compare Milhouse (from the Simpsons) vs. Melonpan.
Melonpan has his haters, but he has his followers too.
In that way it can sorta be likened to the idea of 'setting trends rather than following them', but the fundamental difference between, [let's deconstruct the issue with an analogy] "the Virgin" and "the Chad" archetypes in those image comparisons (and yes I know that setup was originally meant to be satire for laughing at both) is because the Chad isn't ashamed of what he loves. Neither the Virgin or the Chad have basic social skills, and yet the meme format morphed to almost exclusively making fun of the Virgin. Why? Because he hates himself, and the world can smell it, thus he becomes a psychic toilet it's "okay" to shit in.
In contrast, Mario is a sap. Aside from Peach being exhausted by the affections of unwanted suitors, there's a reason Mario didn't get a kiss at the end of Odyssey: Because he's just an orbiter trapped in Peach's gravitational pull (the pull of the black hole she has where her brain should be).
Mario should go "be Mario"; he can't change Peach, but he can still find a dame who loves him for him.
Mario should go back to Pauline.
Mario knew Pauline was a cheap prostitute that slept with half her yesmen.
he is a winner.
By being himself
Every mob boss has a crew and a family (aka people who like being around him), it's not mindblowing.
Because he's an alcoholic and on drugs
That's why his nose is red
https://archive.org/details/WarioWare_Twisted_2005_Nintendo_US
Funny enough in the American WarioWare: Twisted manual, he calls his Game Boy Advance "my only friend"
Probably not part of the original version, though.
The real question is which ones does he frick?
Money