How did I FRICKING get good at this aids ass game?

How did I FRICKING get good at this aids ass game?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop spamming this third world game already.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's first world game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forspoken, new god of war, last of us

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a third world game anymore moron, third worlders are leaving in droves so you're supposed to like it now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cod
      battlefield
      overwatch 1
      etc

      any non f2p game basically

      CS wasn't always f2p either, but it was always dirt cheap and you would buy it once in a decade.

      It's not even a third world game anymore moron, third worlders are leaving in droves so you're supposed to like it now.

      what changed though?
      >still f2p
      >still round based low ttk single-thread-gameplay fps-styled dice rolling simulator

      you couldn't name a more suitable game if you tried

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't play it with a shitty favela computer now, it works like shit on those unlike GO

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the difference is not that big

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is, considering how many people I've seen either quit or go back to Source/1.6.
            It is now a game anti third world, you should love it now right?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >considering how many people I've seen either quit or go back to Source/1.6.
              As it is, CS2 has no content and near non existent community servers

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure they'll go back once those are added and developed, it's totally not because anyone with a toaster can't run that shit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you should love it now right
              it's still counter strike

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But now it's anti poorgays, you homosexuals love shitting on the poor, so now CS 2 is based.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just play the dudebros shitslop
        Mutt spotted.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          these are all paid games, cod and battlefield are basically yearly subscription based. That filters out the audience that can only afford to spend $15 every 10 years on video games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love CS for filtering the mutts so fricking much
      It truly is the white man's game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoys the company of russians
        either brown or eurocuck

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          keep seething Black person, go back to valorant and reddit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >buzzword buzzword buzzword
            hit the nail on the head

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      Get cheats like the third world players they have popular cheating forum more popular than steam CS forum just go there and stop making shitty threads here

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use cheats like the "good" players.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    click heads.

    but seriously, play the better game, 1.6.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get kicked from comp because I'm still learning but then I get punished for it because I "left" a comp game. How many hours should I play of casual before hopping back in comp?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      100

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      500 atleast

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies, you don't get a cooldown for getting kicked.. Unless you keep getting kicked from every match you play in which case you should consider just removing the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roughly 3000 hours ought to do it.
      Why would you want to jump right into competitive matchmaking in a game you just started playing, anyways?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because comp defusal is 10x better than casual. Only 5 players and you have to buy armor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      0 and play an actual fun game like tf2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This assuming TF2 = Titanfall 2 and not troony Fortress 2

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      50 hours vs bots 20 hours in casual and 100 hours in comp training community servers and all in that order

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't go into comp if you have no hours. 300-500 hours should do it. Also play individual maps before going into premier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the type of game where you either play with friends or don't bother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No joke, if you want to actually learn you gotta learn how to shoot first. Watch a video on spray patterns and play deatmatch against bots until you can kill a lot of them confidently. THEN you start thinking about playing against real people. Can't believe how many people try to go hard on comp without even knowing how to fricking shoot.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play deatmatch against bots
        People give this same moronic "advice" for DOTA 2 too. Playing against bots just teaches you bad habits. Its only useful for the absolute basics of gameplay.
        You just gotta grind real matches in order to learn. In DOTA its All-Pick, in CS its Casual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is bullshit

        cs is unironically not about shooting, and shooting itself as it's done in other FPS games - see enemy, react, shoot, track, move - is your least concern as it purposely doesn't even function properly in this game, and doing reactionary shooting means you basically already "lost" and will only lead to frustration.

        What you are supposed to do is to learn crosshair placement for every position of every map you play. Also learn grenade angles for every map as well. It's better to just smoke, molly and flash the site right from safety, rather than trying to engage in a shootout rng fest, catching a random bullet and going back to spectating for 3 minutes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          CS isn't really a FPS. It's more like a homosexual game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's actually an asynchronous turn based game with first person view.

            walk -> stop -> perform "shoot" action -> repeat

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is true. I still don't understand the popularity in certain countries... I mean it's not even a fun game. It's clunky and ugly.
              It plays like a joke game of sorts - and the original Quake 2 mod (Action Quake 2) back then was just that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                because it's the most accessible online first person shooter-like game, that gained its popularity back in the LAN club days and today just lives off it + skins gambling. CSGO before skins was a wasteland

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is true. I still don't understand the popularity in certain countries... I mean it's not even a fun game. It's clunky and ugly.
              It plays like a joke game of sorts - and the original Quake 2 mod (Action Quake 2) back then was just that.

              This.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      0. No one cares. If you're silver, you'll play with fellow silvers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need 10 wins to get into silver. 10 wins per MAP.
        Have fun playing with 6k hours global elites every game now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is your first FPS, play with bots, watch tutorial videos, and play when you feel comfortable.
      If this isn't your first FPS, play 1 round of deathmatch. That's it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I get kicked from comp because I'm still learning but then I get punished for it because I "left" a comp game
      Prove it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you sense that you're about to get kicked in the following rounds, just start griefing at that point and keep flashing the top fragger.
      If you're nearing the end of the match, team kill the top fragger instead, then immediately disconnect. This prevents them from kicking you and are forced to wait for you to come back, but DO NOT come back because the match should end by next round or two if they lose and you still get XP.
      It's what I do. All those who try to votekick me are always the mic screechers and their voices make me want to punch their faces in real life.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realize that CT love to play like pussies, so they sit and wait.
    Best option is to peek, then rush from another direction. Pick any smg you like and frick around, then learn 1 or 2 rifles on both sides.
    Learn one or two pistols as well. P2000 is my favorite pistol, it rewards accuracy like the deagle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to peak

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kIm6tcTKiAc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a complete noob to these games. Can I hang with other players if I use shotguns or am I basically just handicapping myself by using them?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shotguns are underrated as frick. Especially if you learn maps and learn how to flank and frick with camping homosexuals.
        Extremely useful.

        How to peak

        It was pretty hard to do with all the cheaters, but I like to throw a random grenade to frick with people, then strafe around a corner. Makes it easier to catch someone off guard if they aren't using the crutch AWP weapon.
        You could also use flashbangs if you feel like being a dick.
        Grenades are super useful for peaking, or just fricking with people, which is half the point of the game. Fricking with camping homosexuals.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shotguns are underrated as frick. Especially if you learn maps and learn how to flank and frick with camping homosexuals.
          >Extremely useful.
          I suspected as much but just haven't seen many other people using them in what few games I've played so far. Very fun game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are no "bad" guns. Players tend to stick to the expected loadouts (M4 / AK / AUG / etc) but all of them have uses and can get the job done.

            Shotguns have always been good and you get to "run and gun" a bit more with them than most rifles. All SMGs are fantastic, and don't overlook the less expensive rifles either - the FAMAS and Galil are incredible.

            Play deathmatch more if you want to learn to appreciate guns that are "outside of the meta".

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So far the FAMAS is actually my favorite rifle, chosen entirely on the basis of me recognizing it from Metal Gear Solid.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The FAMAS has a tight spread that is easy to control for up close, and the three-shot burst is STUPIDLY accurate. Seriously - at range it is a beast if you can aim at all. The only downsides are the small mag size and high rate of fire means you will be reloading a lot / switching to pistol a lot.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                burst fire FAMAS is a meme, you shouldn't be using that gun to begin with but if you really have to, use the normal fire

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, by long range I mean really fricking long range, not "slightly bigger than average room".

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            While the CS community isn't known for its wits (see: pros running M4/AK when SSG/AUG were sleeper OP for EIGHT YEARS), they are right when it comes to choosing rifles over shotguns.

            The rifle can kill multiple enemies up close like shotgun can, but the shotgun can't kill a terrorist in Inferno Coffin from Banana.
            The moment you have to retake lost space with shotgun, you should just FF.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >see: pros running M4/AK when SSG/AUG were sleeper OP for EIGHT YEARS
              That one is so funny to me. The preconceptions about them were so entrenched as noob guns that no one even bothered attempting to use them.
              As far as I know they got nerfed but are still seen in pro comps today.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shotguns are usable in certain maps at certain spots because you can play to get a short range kill then take the enemy's actually good weapon. honestly any time a shitter buys a deag they should probably be buying a nova instead.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Noted. That honestly sounds like a really fun way to play for me, too, stealing rifles with my shotgun. I just love blowing stuff to bits with shotguns in FPS games.

          Do any of you guys recommend anything I should read or watch to better acquaint myself with maps or just general gameplay tips? I'm sure I'm going to figure out things on my own well enough by just playing the game but would appreciate anything you guys found particularly helpful.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy the AWP. You can quickscope anywhere on someone's body to oneshot them.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just cheat like most players do

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit killed community servers, guess it's time to go back to good old CSS

    Also this runs better than CSGO which I didn't expect, always had issues with CSGO and this went smooth as frick

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    guns have recoil that ramps up after a few shots
    shoot walls to check what each guns recoil patterns are like
    aim for the head
    learn what head height is on different levels of elevation
    practice it vs bots
    once you figure out how to shoot, learn maps and grenades
    play casuals
    or you can just write this off as topical FOTM due to them slapping 2 on the tin and won't be talked about as much in a months time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CS is flavor of the month

      You're so fricking dumb it hurts

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't worry about learning smokes its a waste of time someone else on your team will do it
    >use the p90 and spray people down
    >buy awp whenever you can click on peoples bodies (DO NOT AIM FOR HEAD WITH AWP)

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    use the AWP as soon as you can afford it, the weapon is broken af in 99% of ranks

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you were supposed to play nothing but this "game" for the last 10 years if you wanted to be good at it even casuals are sweaty as frick because that's the culture around it it's probably the sweatiest game in existence

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the sweaty guys now played nothing but meme and casual game modes for 1-2 years before getting into comp play. You can't match that by hoping into competitive after one DM game, sorry.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still suck at it

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to deathmatch
    >against a few players and bots mixed, it's not too bad
    >some new players join the match after
    >can't turn a corner without taking 119 damage in one hit every single time one of them sees me for half a second
    now i remember why i don't actually play counter-strike

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game still playable with a 60hz monitor ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play it just fine if I have good connection.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are not at the 1% top skill bracket is fine.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >install for cs2 after not playing since 2015
    >was global
    >still have the global brain and can outplay people with 100x better aim than me
    ez

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >global
      so you still suck at this game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody's "good" at CS
        Only an insignificant and irrelevant fraction of people are decent at any video game

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was the crosshair follow recoil option.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to have fun and just camp a corner until there's 30 seconds on the clock.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only reason I owned any cs game was because my friends said it'd get rid of that purple shit in gmod but it didn't

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CSGO bullet spread is still there
    >In fact I think it's worse across the board compared to in GO

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start playing the game as a child back in 2001 and develop an autistic obsession for holding angles and controlling spray patterns.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I run rivatuner alongside with Counter Strike 2? I want to know my hardware stats but this homosexual game prevents it.
    I need more information than just that homosexual fps counter built-in to the game.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont play it

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steps to win
    1- Buy a P90
    2- Run at your enemies while shooting
    3- Win

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds doable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You also need to yell like Rambo.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss de_dust1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't, competitive morons ruined it

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstall it, dont waste time in this crap.
    Imagine in 2023 a game where "operatives" only shoot from the hip, unrealistic piece of shit.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always love reading threads about stuff like CS because it's amusing watching Ganker try to talk about anything that actually requires a bit of effort/skill to play properly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. 16000 hours practicing sprays on de_dust2

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play 3 minutes of deathmatch every tuesday and collect your free $1-2. Disregard any other time because the game is shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, 3 minutes of deathmatch?
      Every match is ten minutes and you receive 300 xp... you need 5000 xp for the fricking dollarino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way this shit is this easy, can anyone give me a quick rundown on case farming? might even install this game if it's worth

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >p2w agent skins are still in
    >default map skins are gone
    >pros just continue to play without skins and stay silent about it since it's a non-issue for them

    i aint gobbling up this goyslop no more

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      valve already redesigned the agents to be more visible. BTW at the time of that screenshot the paid agent had a larger head hitbox, making him easier to kill.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's that supposed to mean? Do all agent skins now have the same color scheme? Was the green CT skin turned dark blue like SAS? And that T skin - is the head black now? No? Frick off then, gaben wiener sucking motherfricker. Disabling agent skins is one fix. The other is giving enemies a bright outline, neither has been done, and there is nothing else to do.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros the galil and the famas are good now wtf. I'm saving money while retaining effectiveness on force rounds

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