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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PS2 DW English dub was comically bad in general.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FEEL THE POWER OF MY
      MAAAAHJEEEEIIIICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It made the experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I EAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT FOR LUNCH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW3 has some great moments

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was comically kino.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aight, let's do this.
    Dynasty vs Gundam vs Samurai vs Orochi vs AllStars

    What is the best Warrior game of them all?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai Warriors: Xtreme Legends (PS2)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting characterization and aesthetics. Unique unlockable costumes. 5th and 6th weapons that had to be earned on Hard and Expert difficulty respectively. Hidden objectives. Castle stages. It just had sovl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hidden objectives and castle stages are still a thing as far as SW4.
            Can't remember about the weps but I'm playing it right now from the recent 4DX PC port.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >4DX PC port
              A reminder this just happened out of nowhere a few days ago. Previously only 4-II was available on Steam.
              SW4E literally when

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought SW4E is SW4DX

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a little confusing but basically SW4DX is SW4 with more stuff. To not be confused with 4-II, a standalone release that only contains additional stories but not SW4's base game.
                Empires is not related to these at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW for story because ROTK is cooler
      SW for gameplay, especially the Empires titles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is the best Warrior game of them all?
      DW8 Empires. Had everything you need. I just really wish they made a DW game merged with Kessen where you could zoom out to control armies but also zoom in and fight Warriors style too, with all the Empire building of Empires/ROTK added but it would be a monumental task.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just started DW8E as Lu Bu and it was boring af. I have no idea what I should be doing, no goal, no objective. And why the frick would I want to start as some brainlet soldier when I could very well be ruler?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Empires games end with one faction conquering the whole continent or running out of an usually extremely generous time limit.

          I'm playing DW3 and holy shit this game is actually though, the grunts are agressive and the bosses are raping me

          Welcome to old DW, back when it wasn't marketed as 1v1000 shit and it plays more like a 3D beat 'em up. It keeps up at least until DW5, but DW3 is the hardest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW8>SW4>Gundam 3>WO3U>shit>piss>AllStars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW4 >= orochi 2 > gundam 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WO3U > WO4U > Everything else
      Tho I will say that I don't care for mechs, especially Gundam so I haven't played those.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about the spin-off games?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Berserk is shit.

        Arslan is shit.

        Dragon Quest Heroes is..okay I guess.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, Berserk is fine. It's surprisingly unsuited to Musou formula despite what you'd think "oh, Guts just kills hundreds of demons". Crippling flaw it suffers from is a tiny character roster. It might be up there with the first Ken's Rage, minus that game's DLC characters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hyrule is good, don't bother with Calamity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like Calamity more than Hyrule though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >don't bother with Calamity
          Why?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maps and Gameplay is better in Hyrule.
            also, for me,Hyrule was a celebration and culmination of Zelda while Calamity was just phoned in BotW sequel bait.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was a what if story fix involving time travel shit. It wasn't canon and afaik TotK completely ignores it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Pirate Warriors.
        Also man I made this tier list ages ago, before there was any DLC.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tashigi was done dirty, she was fun as hell in 3

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly never even played her in either game. She feels like such filler when so many other characters deserve to be playable way more. Especially in 4, when other way more noteworthy characters got cut, but not her for some reason.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I thought you put her down there because she plays bad. But yeah she was great in 3, plays like Mitsunari from Basara. Cute too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would've put her in the 'bad character, not fun to play' category in that case.

                To be fair, Tashigi is a noteworthy member of the Marines, even though that's likely because of her association with Smoker.
                It's too bad 4 cut Punk Hazard, that was probably her most significant appearance.

                I mean if they wanted Marines, Garp was literally already there in 3, and got cut, until them finally putting him back in as Prime Garp in the frickin' 6th DLC pack. 4 is weird man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >4 is weird man
                No doubt about that
                Maybe a fifth game (or another DLC pack, whatever) will focus on adding more characters, legacy and otherwise, instead of reworking the combat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, Tashigi is a noteworthy member of the Marines, even though that's likely because of her association with Smoker.
              It's too bad 4 cut Punk Hazard, that was probably her most significant appearance.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >has a strong opinion about something he hasn't tried
              Yep, it's Ganker alright.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Kens Rage 1 & 2
        the One Piece ones are decent too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did people mention FE Warriors Three Hopes yet?
        I think that is pretty neat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've wondered if those ones are any good if you have no real experience with Fire Emblem.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They lose a lot of the appeal, Three Hopes even more since that one relies on you having played Three Houses and knowing the stuff in it A LOT.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pick up FE Warriors on a whim
        >kinda underwhelming but hey it's still musou
        >turns out the consensus is it's shit
        >"oh well maybe I'll get a good game next time"
        >next time turned out to be Age of Calamity
        >fun but feels kinda weird and once again underwhelming
        >go online
        >everyone hates it
        man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The online musou fanbase hate every single game in the series

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pick up FE Warriors on a whim
            >kinda underwhelming but hey it's still musou
            >turns out the consensus is it's shit
            >"oh well maybe I'll get a good game next time"
            >next time turned out to be Age of Calamity
            >fun but feels kinda weird and once again underwhelming
            >go online
            >everyone hates it
            man

            online communities for any game is generally worthless
            don't let your experience to be defined by bunch of circlejerking jackasses

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            online communities for any game is generally worthless
            don't let your experience to be defined by bunch of circlejerking jackasses

            yeah I know I just wish I picked up Hyrule Warriors instead since everyone can't shut up about that one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              eh, it depends.
              first HW has tons of shit to do, but maybe to point of too much shit to do.
              People have their tastes and your tastes are also different
              I played HW on release for Wii U had tons of fun
              I also played Age of Calamity and also had tons of fun.
              It's all relative

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think people liked the sequel to FE Warriors at least

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            EXACTLY, that's what bothers me. I somehow managed to pick the two of the worse games in both serieses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First FE Warriors suffered pretty hard because it was released after Hyrule Warriors. But I think Three Hopes is better than Age of Calamity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I personally do not like AoC more than the original HW. A part of these games for me is embracing the grind, and AoC does not feel fun to do that in. I am also over the BotW aesthetic. The biggest thing holding it back is the shit performance, I am so sick of the Switch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've started playing it again on an emulator and I think I enjoy it more.
            The Adventure Mode stuff in HW turned me off because I didn't like that kind of grind.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I loved FE Warriors on the basis that it wad a musou spin off that let me tell AI units which areas to go to, can't do that shit in Pirate Warriors, can't do that shit in Fate/Extella, and you couldn't do it in Hyrule Warriors so it was nice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's a SW feature and AoC lets you do that too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can do it Hyrule Warriors. The versions that are the Wii U one, anyways.
            Unless you mean completely AI and not units you can switch to mid-battle.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              aren't* the Wii U

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FE Warriors was hated for it's Shadow Dragon and Awakening shilling which people were already sick of. Age of Calamity was hated because it baited people into thinking it was a prequel but actually it was time travel fixfic shit that leads to an alt timeline where every9ne lives happily ever after. Imagine FF7Remake but with Zelda.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Age of Calamity was hated because it baited people into thinking it was a prequel but actually it was time travel fixfic shit that leads to an alt timeline where every9ne lives happily ever afte
            it was fun tho
            haters gonna hate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw Koei realized licensed spin-offs make them way more money than Dynasty or Samurai games do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty obvious. They get the initial check from the license holder, plus they usually sell more. I remember reading that Age of Calamity was the best selling musou ever?
          After the DW9 disaster, I can't blame them for just relying on licensed ones for a while.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I remember reading that Age of Calamity was the best selling musou ever?
            Yep, with 4 million units

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw I'm starving for a good Bleach game
          I wish they'd make a Bleach musou. I've been wishing for that for more than a decade. With the revival of the anime it would sell like hotcakes but I feel like the owners of Bleach don't actually want there to be a good game so it doesn't distract away from their shitty mobile gachas.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They made a bleach musou back on the wii. It was shit but they made one.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not Koei/Omega Force

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish we had more musou-wannabes on market
                they are too rare and in between

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is there any beside Sengoku Basaru?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kamen rider battride war
                also demon chaos is somewhat similar but I yet to play enough of it

                There was a period when other devs tried, but I guess more nebulous "action games" are more accessible.

                well musou is too "dumb" for mainstream acceptance

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >well musou is too "dumb" for mainstream acceptance
                Except that Hyrule Warriors immediately disproves this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the licensed ones do, the only reason musous are niche is because the mainline games are asian history games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks to zelda skin and nothing else, anon
                people played it for fanservice, not becase it's musou
                afterwards people didn't pick any other musou to play, but tears

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't change the fact that people generally liked the game. Is the genre by itself attractive enough for mainstream? No, of course not but give it a normalgay friendly flavouring and people won't be complaining.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yea but you see anyone else trying make musou clones?
                even licensed ones?
                too much effort. Even if people liked zelda musou, random developers look at it and know it sold cause it's zelda and don't bother.
                Vampire survivors clones are easier to make or whateve is hot nowadays than bother with quite complicated concept of armies fighting each other

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only semi-recent thing I can think of is Fate/Extella. Wish they would make a new one. The second one was a big improvement over the first, gameplay wise and Fate is another one of those franchises that's just begging for a quality musou game.

                There was a period when other devs tried, but I guess more nebulous "action games" are more accessible.

                I've no idea how this game aged but when it came out I really loved it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was a period when other devs tried, but I guess more nebulous "action games" are more accessible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You cannot just push the x,x,x and the y,y,y and the x,x,x. You will be sucked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >play the whole level
                >use super-ultra-mega-dee-duper attack on 10k dudes plus the boss
                >feel like a god
                >die to a fat frick frog because I was mid combo and can't stun them
                I gave up on it soon after. The game was simply not it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was a period when other devs tried, but I guess more nebulous "action games" are more accessible.

                2nd game is better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, give me real combos instead of that MMO cooldown shit. Maybe it get better later in the game but early on it sucked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WOOOOOOW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda surprised there aren't any indie devs trying for it, the gameplay loop is pretty simple

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                indie hardly try anything much.
                they are generally focus on one single idea about something and don't explore anything else.
                fricking liberation army is still only one similar

                and edf got only one clone, and it's even simpler to implement since you shoot things.

                Every time a clone would come out they would forget half of a musou is the battlefield management part and just focus on the combat, which naturally turns people away.

                people can't see further "lol mash button defeat enemies"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When you think about it.
                Vampire Survivor is just a musou game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, it's cookie clicker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If musou was about running around while automatic attacks homed in on enemies.
                Don't get me wrong, musous are the braindead kind of fun but not nearly as braindead as the core design of VS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If musou was about running around while automatic attacks homed in on enemies.
                That kinda exists. If there's challenge in AoT it's in zipping around.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every time a clone would come out they would forget half of a musou is the battlefield management part and just focus on the combat, which naturally turns people away.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Saint Seiya: Sanctuary Battle?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks decent but they ignore battlefields seems like
                so it's closer to beatem up

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Soul Ignition on the ps3 was also a musou wannabe but it was pretty bad as well. As much as Koei has been shitting the bed lately, nobody else seems capable of replicating Koei's formula at it's peak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gundam musou stuck on ps3
        great games tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone forgets Strike Force, that game was balls hard and they had the nerve to put this on the PSP, I nearly broke my triggers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't forget, I just don't like it, just like the Gundam Musous

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The enhanced port was great though. Shame they didn't do an enhanced port for the 2nd one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they did
            but for jp only

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the psp version is also jp only

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's not an enhanced port like the first one. It's a straight PSP port, with the shit resolution and no L2/R2 binds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I forget it on purpose. I can't say I enjoyed it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sengoku basara.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the first two Orochi games the most. After that it's DW4, DW5 and SW2.

      Don't care for any of the newer games, they keep pushing dogshit characters. No one feels like a warrior anymore, just generic pretty boys and girls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DW 7 and 8 aren't as good as 4 and 5 and there's practically no reason play them instead of WO3 and 4.
        DW 6 and 9 are special kinds of trash tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gundam because I love Gundam. God I wish they'd make another. I wish they would port them to PC, but that'll never happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW>Gundam>SW>Orochi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW8XL:CE

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DW8XLCE>DW5>DW3>DW2>DW4>DW6>DW7>DW>DW9
    DW8E for empires.
    This is an OBJECTIVE ranking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DW8XLCE

      soulless sloppa. the epitome of quantity over quality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only part of this is list that is objectively right is every DW is better than DW9

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they made DW9 open-world and it failed. Then they made DW9 Empires which would have literally been perfect with the open world etc and then they didn't even use it? Every level was just a castle map. Kek what were they thinking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then they repackaged DW9 as a barebones F2P title with 5 characters and moved all other 90 characters in DLC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The open world would have been great if there was things you can do, like camping, fishing, helping rando villagers, farming, or eating food. I really enjoyed dragging my waifu or sworn siblings across china just to sightsee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The open world would have been great if there was things you can do, like camping, fishing, helping rando villagers, farming, or eating food. I really enjoyed dragging my waifu or sworn siblings across china just to sightsee.

      DW9E should have been a return to Destiny mode where you start off a peon with a weakass moveset set in an open world. And people aren't probably going to like this, but they should have added crafting and building to it and that would have made the world less boring and empty.

      You're just trying to survive in ancient China, hunting animals for food, making straw huts to live in. Maybe you come across a village for supplies and they get attacked by bandits and another hero joins the fight and you become buddies. Things progress and you and your friend join the army and go from there.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've been calling her crab apple

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you supposed to say Cao Cao?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tsaotsao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, Sow Sow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sow like a female pig, I mean.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sow like a female pig, I mean.

          yes, also like Mengde

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why can't we lowly westerners have such awesome names?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sow like a female pig, I mean.

          Nah, the T can be heard. He says it at 17 sec.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was this a bullshit fluke like Caesar asspulling Pompey?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      miau miau

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Grace got triggered by bikini Sun Ren
        Holy shit I remember that. On reflection I kind of miss Grace as Total War's CM. Her combination of condescension and barely concealed disdain for TW's playerbase was always entertaining.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid I said Cow Cow, but find out early teens it was

      tsaotsao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cow Cow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tào tháo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K.O K.O

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dayo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically ciao ciao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we write it cao cao if it's from a different language with different alphabet and isnt pronounced cao cao?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The romanization scheme for Chinese is GARBAGE
        I really don't understand how we still use this trash, especially when the Japanese romanization schemes show that it's not that fricking hard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pinyin was designed for Russian speakers, not English speakers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SO WHY DO WE USE IT
            That's the part that baffles me. It's like academia has completely given up on it because so few people study Chinese related topics anyway. We could roll out a phonetic romanization scheme that works TOMORROW but instead everyone will keep using the shitty one.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's like academia has completely given up on it because so few people study Chinese related topics anyway.
              It's this. No one outside academics who already know pinyin would care.
              > We could roll out a phonetic romanization scheme that works TOMORROW but instead everyone will keep using the shitty one.
              Yale romanization already exists and no one uses it because no one cares.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watching the 2010 series and its quite good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if they made a Dynasty Warriors game but they made everyone a Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dynasty warrior:shaka zulu edition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CaoCao actor is so fricking good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was incredible. Guan Yu was a pain point for me.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Consonant pronunciation for Chinese names in stuff like English-dubbed games has generally improved greatly over these last two decades.
    However, "vowel" (I don't know if it's the right word) pronunciation is all over the place.
    I know that I prefer Big Dong Zhuo over saying it correctly.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will continue to call him Cow Cow.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares, because you should be playing as Dian Wei like a fricking heterosexual man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh are we cool with playing female characters now? I thought Ganker told me playing as girl is for homosexual when I said I want femc in persona 3 remake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You take that shit back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dian Wei is my fave character just because he has such a manly death
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dian_Wei#Death_at_the_Battle_of_Wancheng

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heterosexual man
      ewww, it's 2025 already gramps

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't mind me just posting best boy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. For all its bullshit DW9 had one good addition.
      >Chinks. Gotta be.
      >Shit you stink.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing DW3 and holy shit this game is actually though, the grunts are agressive and the bosses are raping me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW3 and 4 were PEAK. Fricking shame they can only be found for emulation nowadays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not 5 though. I know 3 is more brutal, but I thought 5 made up with fixing most movesets, finally removing the forced lock-on and stage variety

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ultimately the entire PS2 era of DW games were amazing, five included. I just forgot about that one as I had too much fun in 4 running around as fat samoan with fists and his hot ass wife with a boomerang.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I miss the days when foot soldiers and, Allah forgive me, archers were actually dangerous. When it become commonplace to break 1000KOs in every mission was when games turned into a joke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you adjust for PS2 crowd counts the equivalent of a thousand KOs on ps2 was what 500? which was trivial to get, the strength of peons is so really overstated in discussions about this series.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More like 300, a rather common number to reach halfway through a stage.
              Saying this while playing SW4DX right now, it's really that trivial to reach 1000 unless you go out of your way to skip foot soldiers and rush to officers instead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in the newer games since KO count is a joke I've taken to maintaining combo count instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've taken to maintaining combo count instead
                You would like this game then, the combo count objectives are common in Chronicle mode and appear somewhat rarely in story mode.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know I already played it 10 years ago

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pirate Warriors 4 eventually went that way too with the dlc and added skills that work based on your combo counter. I think PW4 also has the map that allows for the most kills ever in a Musou game without some sort of exploit. You can get over 30k KOs on one of the DLC maps. Without endless time or anything like that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man, PW4 receiving so much late DLC just screams "we wanted to make PW5, but people in charge said no". Same with Attack on Titan 2 Final Battle DLC.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously. Like, back when Gear 4 was the newest, hottest thing, Burning Blood was pretty quick to show off that it was the first game to have it. I remember World Seeker also getting DLC that was just a single finisher move using Snakeman rather than a full transformation. Then PW4 let you use both.
                And when compared the both Gear 4s, Gear 5 feels pretty underwhelming. It definitely needs to be built from the base of the game up rather than slapping it on like what, 2 years after the game's release?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gear 5 is super busted now, maybe even stronger than Roger, but since it is limited to the old form change mechanic the optimal way to play is to simply endlessly spam lightning or the Film Red move since the 3rd special is pointless and can't be swapped out. It's basically half a character since the regular Luffy is just there to transform into it and it never runs out with the right build. The last DLC randomly gave Gear 5 the ability to ignore logia armor completely. The regular combos are super annoying though. Reminds me a lot of Fujitora in PW3 who was a pretty meh character in terms of moveset but randomly had the most busted unique move in the whole game to the point that you could ignore everything else about him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That goes more to say hardware is in fact being taken advantage of and there are more enemies. Imagine if you had 3x as many enemies as DW3 and they were all just as aggressive. You'd literally never get an attack off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                check demon chaos
                even PS2 could into tons of enemies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "tons of enemies" is not the same as "tons of aggressive enemies", as you can see with current Warriors games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah I get you, just wanted to mention demon chaos cause man PS2 could do some shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be perfectly fine with sticking to DW3 numbers and aggressiveness while improving every other aspect of the game. And DW3-5 morale system, while we are at it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the strength of peons is so really overstated in discussions about this series.
              Comparatively? Absolutely not. Peons and usually even officers basically became completely braindead from 6 onward.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess officers are still scary on higher difficulties because they can one shot you if you get hit by their musou attack. But otherwise yeah, you won't need to single them out to not get combo'd by multiple officers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every time someone gives a point where peons/officers supposedly went dumb it's a different game, peons lost their combos yes but this is due to the scale increase plus did they really become dumber? they move around the same as they always have. And officers lol have you ever actually watched how officers behave in the PS2 games?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mate. Stay still and see how long it takes peons to kill you in modern and older DW games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DW was always a joke difficulty wise. I really don't know what kind of nostalgia drug you people are smoking. The games were never hard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >3
              >not hard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                3 is piss easy, stunlocking officers requires zero effort and its very easy to avoid archers and peon combos

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't. Getting sniped by archers from beyond the fog of war doesn't mean the game was difficult. The games being braindead easy has been the hit against Musou game for as long as they've been around.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. hasn't played anything below DW7 on a higher difficulty than Normal
              Even DW5 looks frickin' hardcore compared to the 1v1000 games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Officers straight up one shot you in the modern games high difficulties, a aerial musou from them is almost always guaranteed death and they cant be stunlocked as easily anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, yet they are still easier than getting juggled or sniped in a PS2 DW. Mainly because the AI is less aggressive and the peons hardly help.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of this can happen in the newer games too

                The 1994 adaptation's music shits all over the 2010s even if the 2010 one is better in every other metric. Imagine the filial gains you get when you're blasting this at the gym to restore the Han.

                ?si=iSPhuRrDUZoIPn8o&t=84

                There is literally no aspect of the 2010 series that is better than 1994

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is literally no aspect of the 2010 series that is better than 1994
                I think it's better in terms of being a show. As weird as it may sound 1994 sticks too close to the novel which makes it BETTER for people already familiar with the story, but 2010 actually gave some additional nuance and, well, character to its characters.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2010 doesn't even have zhang liaos charge at hefei, its dogshit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cao Cao specifically is just one of those characters that were vindicated by history and people slowly turned away from default "he was the villain of the period" mindset they had previously.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cao cao was never vindicated by history, he's still remembered as the tyrant he was we still remember xu province weicucks!

                >There is literally no aspect of the 2010 series that is better than 1994
                100x more charismatic actors. You know you're going to be entertained whenever Cao Cao or Sigma Yi are on the screen.

                Hard disagree Wei zongwans sima yi blows 2010 out of the water, as hes one of chinas greatest actors

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The CCP has actively redeemed Cao Cao because he stood for severing ties with the past as opposed to revering it, in contrast with Shu. CCP wants to be able to both claim 5000 years of history etc etc and also be able to do whatever the frick it feels it needs to do right now regardless of tradition so figures like Cao Cao are perfect for their purposes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And a future regime is going to tear him down all over again and go all traditionalist. You think this is the first time "redemptions" have happened? Wei was considered the legitimate successor state of Han up through Tang and then was torn down as an illegitimate usurper from Song onward to the point that Wei was actually removed from official "dynasty lists" and San Guo zhi very nearly replaced by alternative histories.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The CCP has actively redeemed Cao Cao because he stood for severing ties with the past as opposed to revering it
                That's moronic. Cao Cao was all about revering the past. His entire shtick was restoring the Han.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >His entire shtick was restoring the Han.
                t. Xun Yu

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he wanted to overthrow Han he would have joined the Yellow Turbans, or Yuan Shao or Yuan Shu. Even the infamous Xu province massacres was motivated as a punishment for a rebel Emperor claim in Xiapi, NOT revenge for his father, which came AFTER the massacre as retaliation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yellow Turbans
                it always amuses me how fast we are generally done with them in musou

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, even in the original story they are chapter 1 villains.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know but I think in DW 4 they had like 3-4 stages
                now it's generally one
                yellow turban rebellion speedrun any%

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly understandable. The most relevant part about yellow turbans is setting up the Shu brothers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yea I'm not complaining, just find it funny

                Even in 4 it was mostly just the single stage for most characters. There were more but few characters got to play them. Really the only time they get much love is if they get their own what if campaign, something I wish they did more often for factions that don't play a large role.

                can you play for yellow turbain in any empires?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can you play for yellow turbain in any empires?
                You can play as who you want in Empires, including the yellow turbans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice, I need to get to it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even in 4 it was mostly just the single stage for most characters. There were more but few characters got to play them. Really the only time they get much love is if they get their own what if campaign, something I wish they did more often for factions that don't play a large role.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >holding the emperor hostage is totally not overthrowing the han

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic that Han dynasty already ended almost 200 years before Cao Cao. Every single Emperor of Later Han after Emperor Ming (the fricking second one) was a child Emperor held hostage by a regent.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yes, that's true

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone claimed to be on the side of the Han because otherwise they would be seen as rebels.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zhang Lu, Yuan Shu, Song Qian, Que Xuan did not

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zhang Lu, Yuan Shu, Song Qian, Que Xuan did not

                there was also another guy who declared himself emperor named Zhang Ju who allied himself with the Wuhuan and an officer called Zhang Chun who was asshurt that Gongsun Zan was chosen to lead an army instead of him years earlier

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally no aspect
                False.
                This post was fact checked by real Han scholars.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                same fricking energy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek I had the exact same thought every time he was onscreen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is literally no aspect of the 2010 series that is better than 1994
                100x more charismatic actors. You know you're going to be entertained whenever Cao Cao or Sigma Yi are on the screen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've played more of these games than you and by a long shot. Were the PS2 games harder than the newer titles? Yes. Were they difficult? Absolutely not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've played more of these games than you
                Doubt. Especially since I have been replaying them recently so my memory on difficulty is fresh.
                >Were they difficult? Absolutely not.
                Highest difficulty in each game can be challenging unless you only play it when you can cheese everything with shit like the death element.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Highest difficulty in each game can be challenging unless you only play it when you can cheese everything with shit like the death element.
                No they're not. You either suck or are exaggerating to win an e-fight.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >exaggerating to win an e-fight
                Right back at you. Granted, PS2 musous aren't what I would call the hardest videogames ever but to claim there is no challenge makes me doubt you ever tried the highest difficulty in PS2 games.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think this is true, but the newer games are somehow every less hard than the PS2 era. Which is something.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hard mode Battle Of Yi Ling.
            And the worst part is they don't put their weapons away to use Swords. No. They spread out AND RUN FROM YOU. So charging them only ends up with you being surrounded.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been getting into DW proper lately. Even made a thread about my time with DW2. Been thinking about making one for DW3 when I feel like I've played a good amount of it, but not sure if that's getting too much into blog territory.
    In any case, DW3 has been fantastic. Makes me glad I played 2 just to see how big the improvement really is. First run was with Zhang He because of course I had to go with the flamboyant guy with huge claws.

    Also yes I've loved the shitty voice acting in these two games. It's going to be sad whenever I get to the point of the voice acting just probably being more standard and boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily for you, the voice acting goes from "so bad it's good" to ranging from passable to pretty good. DW7 is the peak of the series in terms of story presentation, while DW8 is the peak in terms of gameplay. 4/5 are commonly cited as being excellent entries too, and I personally lean more towards 5 being better.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Empires because fighting for base control and alternating between offense and defense makes much more sense than enemies or allies standing still until somebody approaches them.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Long time ago I remember reading a very in-depth guide on gamefaqs about what happens outside of the player view in DW3 and 4, it explained various things like how battles are simulated, how the game handles scenarios where there should be more than 30 guys displayed onscreen and so on.
    What about modern DW instead?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basara is the best musou series
    But I do enjoy me some DW3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basara was better than DW until they upped the ante in 7.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >until they upped the ante in 7.
        DW7 was a downgrade from 6 in almost every way, and neither were even close to the mechanical depth of Basara

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lets not go crazy there. It's a downgrade from 5 but 6 was held back too much by renbu.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Renbu was the only downside of 6.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a pretty fricking big downside though. It's the core combat after all. Like I like a lot of what 6 did outside of that but everything 6 did right is ruined by renbu.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              6 was also when the character designs for some got too ridiculous.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          6 is literally on par with 9 with how garbage it is what the frick are you even on about? 6 has always been unanimously hated.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was hated by drooling morons whose only concern was getting their next husbando a Koei design so they could write fanfiction about them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a couple youtubers doing the whole Sonic 09 "it actually wasn't that bad and if anything its underrated" thing. If you seen any pro-DW6 gays they're literally just zoomers parroting e-celebs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basara is barely a musou, wish they didnt frick 4 up so bad it killed the series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basara is great, but west was doomed to not play the best game AND Capcom clearly gave up on the series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best game that came too late to fix 4s awful base release. Capcom gave up on it because it wasn't selling anymore then the sex pest producer left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basara is great, but west was doomed to not play the best game AND Capcom clearly gave up on the series.

      Funny because it relates specifically to OPs question, but Sengoku Basara aka Devil Kings came out swinging with way higher production values than Musou games would get to for a good while. Arguably they'd spent too much on the game localizing it than expected viable returns were.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >check out some footage
        >it's literally basara 3/4 but with ps2 musou enemy count
        I don't know what I was expecting

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDK but instead of paying like 30$ for DW9 I just play Sengen Kagura instead. Same gameplay, more breasts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New Senran with prettier graphics would be great.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss old Gan Ning with his running musou attack. He was one of my favourite characters as a kid.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll only accept Hyrule Warriors 2 if they get rid of the big bosses needing items to hit them effectively. That killed the momentum for me more than anything else. You can chip at King Dodongo's HP bar at a high enough level but you still have that stunlock to worry about, so you're better off just using a fricking bomb to stun him.

    And even then, too little too late. I'll stick with the mainline DW/SW series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good movie

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing a bit of DW4/5 for the first time. How do the difficulties actually work in this game?
    Whenever I'm struggling, I can't tell if it's because I'm playing badly or just because I haven't grinded enough for weapons/stats/bodyguards. Are the higher difficulties intended to be playable from the start, or are they just for later playthroughs? I see people online talking about grinding the yellow turban missions - is this just a walkthrough autist thing, or the expected way to play?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember 4 well, but I know for a fact that DW5 Hard mode is indeed difficult but still balanced around your first playthrough(minus some XL stages, mainly because you won't be able to kill enemies fast enough and lose to events), while Chaos is the difficulty meant for maxed out stuff.
      The first stages on any hard mode campaign are actually still easy enough so you can spend time trying to find items, and there are hidden ones like the orbs. If you get Wind scroll, always use that.

      Man I just want a really really good DW empires game.

      Play DW5E.
      Or SW2E, since gameplay-wise it's pretty much the same but with more policies and the formation mechanic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SW2E was peak SW. I still miss formations. And Neutral Start.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I just want a really really good DW empires game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with the ones we have now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ones we have are good but I want straight up improvements to all their systems, not removing and repla ing systems with equally ok other systems.
        It's like wanting a more improved farming game than rune factory 4, or a more realized fable or spore, or an improved sims 3 instead of sims 4. The potential is sitting there for so many franchises and not being capitalized on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they did RotTK games that had DW style battles I'd be immensely satisfied
      A good mix of brainlessness and depth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they would go bankrupt after getting find out only 1 person brought the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd have the game so that wouldn't be my problem

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does Ganker feel about Persona 5 Strikers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was disappointed it wasn't more musou but it was fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't play games with homosexual, self-insert teenage male MCs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was burnt out with the Persona formula after 5 but from what I've tried of the demo, it was pretty neat. I hope they make Raidou 3 next.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was definitely more of a sequel to P5 than a Musou game but yeah thoroughly enjoyed it because it was more of the P5 characters/story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finding out koei originally wanted to make a standard crossover musou with the entire series represented, until atlus told them to make a p5 sequel instead made me hate it

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want more historical games.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was just installing some games on my jtag 360 and I noticed there's a Samurai Warriors 2 (+XL). Always played the PS2 version, never knew this existed but it seems pretty good at first glance.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dynasty warriors peeked at DW 7:empires
    >most char acters
    >most weapons
    >most customization
    >blood brothers
    >marry waifus
    >conquer the map your own way

    The series went to shit when they kept recycling the same engine we see in anime brawlers.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I took me 10 years since my first exposure to 3K to realize Cao Cao was pronounced Tsao Tsao.
    I really went through Highschool calling it Chao Chao.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T PURSUE LU BU

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can they keep getting away with this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People shovel shit all day every day.
      I stopped giving them money around 4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy the base game
      >pirate everything else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch versions including all DLCs compared to the PS/PC versions is fricking baffling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a single musou on the Switch that doesn't run like shit though? I think the first Hyrule Warriors was the only one that even remotely got close to a consistent 60fps and 1080p

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HWDE runs at 1080p/60.
          FEW has 1080/30 and 720/60 options.
          AoC is 900p/30 I think.
          3H is dynamic 1080/30.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How has Switch performance managed to go backwards? Both AoC and 3H REALLY struggled to even make it to 30fps

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nene best girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hideyoshi is such a lucky motherfricker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, lucky him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          source please

          [...]

          fix bitrate
          otherwise
          epic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            asanagi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [AK-STYLE] nenemakuri 2

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              god bless

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, i'm not too experienced with this, it's always a battle between good quality and the file limit on Ganker

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              better
              lowering the resolution hides the artifacts i was complaining about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being autistic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1) im not autismic
                2) im trying to help
                no one likes low quality webums

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are the definition of autism. Literally no one but you gives a shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why dont you go eat some ass homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like the type of moron who sees nothing wrong watching a 480x360 video on fullscreen on a 4k monitor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1) im not autismic
                2) im trying to help
                no one likes low quality webums

                thanks appreciate it, the source material also isn't the greatest and it's been cleaned up

                Stop being autistic

                they do have a point, the second one is way better looking

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He’s just as much of a based chad in this series as the 2010 one I see

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is that supposed to be Dong Zhuo?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. It's immediately after he intercepted Emperor Shao and the Prince of Chenliu when they were fleeing from the chaos of Yuan Shao/Yuan Shu butchering the eunuchs.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am Cow Pee.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's our new game Bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New game when they finish rebuilding the Guan Yu statue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW or musou in general?
      I feel like the next one is probably another Nintendo musou, but it's for the Switch 2 so they obviously can't talk about it yet.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, did someone say best girl?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just booted up DW5E again, gonna BENEVOLENCE all over the place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One day I will finish another Empires game outside of DW4E and DW5E, especially SW2E
      These games are too fricking long

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh they always itch my autistic side, I sometimes want the game to keep going so I'll get to the end fight after uniting all regions except one, then I'll defect to the other army to keep it going.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I spent ages making custom characters to populate my battlefields and then never actually played

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm horny
    horny for REVENGE

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What other franchises should get a Dynasty Warriors spin off? I would kill for an Evangelion game that's actually good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to see a Bleach one, or maybe a Kingdom Hearts one (mainly for the roster).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick boomer franchises. we need skibid toilet musou

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SMT
      I just think it'd be cool to play as some of the protags and some demons in a musou game.
      And yes I know Persona 5 Strikers is a thing. Haven't played, don't plan to because I don't care about Persona.
      >Splatoon
      I mean, you got the whole 'Great Turf War' lore thing you could possible base it off. Movesets based off weapons and whatnot. Playing as Inks and Octos, maybe even throw Salmonids in there.
      >Demon Slayer
      Could be fun so long as the roster is good. Playing as almost any of the demons would be great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I know Persona 5 Strikers is a thing
        Persona is persona, it's not SMT.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, but I figured someone would've brought it up if I hadn't when mentioning an SMT musou.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pipe dream because it's not a Japanese franchise but an Avatar: The Last Airbender musou could be really good.
      Everything's perfectly in place to fit the Warriors formula. A war-based plot with armies and invasions as major highlights of the story, tons of generic Fire Nation soldiers to use as enemy fodder, a fairly large cast, bending styles versatile enough to make lots of fun movesets, non-benders with weapons and unique fighting styles like chiblocking...
      Hell, it could even expand on things we didn't see on the show like Iroh's siege of Ba Sing Se. It's such an amazing idea that'll probably never happen and it makes me sad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Platinum made an Avatar game so it's not that farfetched

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SRW OG

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SD Gundam musou when

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Orochi Z will never get translated

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played DW2, DW5, and DW8. Going back now and emulating them since I got a new handheld. Is DW6 worth it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get dw4 instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6 is the worst. Play 3, 4 or SW2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most interesting thing 6 did was a more fleshed out what if lu bu campaign. The renbu system fricking sucks. 3, 4, the orochi games, SW, or gundam games are better choices to play next.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't have a problem with it overall, i can acknowledge the faults that they dropped some characters and gave a lot of characters cloned movesets which i still can't understand

      it's some of the best music in the series in my opinion though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at the risk of being called a moron I personally think that 6 felt like a more genuine and organic sequel to 5 than the newer games are. there's still that distinct "PS2 feel" to it with how the stages are laid out, and a lot of the mechanics feel like they're to elaborate more on the battlefield, like siege weapons/tactics, swimming, impromptu duels and base ambushes.

      7 onwards in comparison felt like everything got narrowed down into the 1v1000 aspect. it always feels like you're the only one doing anything on the map, with parts of the map being blocked off and obscured until you finish an objective and then it's off to the next one. characters also started shooting tornadoes and laser beams out of their ass, and hitting mooks started to feel like you're mowing the lawn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >characters also started shooting tornadoes and laser beams out of their ass, and hitting mooks started to feel like you're mowing the lawn.
        I'm pretty sure laser beams and tornadoes started with 4 or 5.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but limited to strategists or weirdos like Zhang Jiao and Zuo Ci

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been playing 8 Empires recently. My experience so far has been
    >threaten is completely busted and better than actually attacking
    >most strategems don't matter at all, why even bother building random turrets
    >good god are my children ugly, no matter who is married

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This thread made me pull out my PS4 from storage
      I'm watchin the DW8E intro right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >threaten
      You could just win an entire Chaos campaign by spamming threaten hard enough, but where is the fun in that?
      Also I thought strategems were cool to speedrun bases.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day koei will give us a proper Empires game that is just a regular ROTK/NA game but with musou battles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep dreaming. World will end before that

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which nobunaga's ambition game should i play bros, there's so many of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only good one, sphere of influence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the one from PS2 where you can control your own character's path?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which one is that Iron Triangle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awakening, the last one is the best imo. The AI can get really aggressive and opportunistic which makes the game more realistic.
      Sphere of Influence is also good but easier.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't beat OPRESSION

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True. Why the briefing menu theme goes so hard anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything in 3 went hard
          the character select
          the results screen
          the victory screen
          THE OPTIONS SECTION

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >open link
        >start vocally riffing
        I haven't listened to this in literally 2 decades, how tf do I still remember

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's https://youtu.be/oKZG6yN4Pb0?si=nU64lOKqZeFyN0y1

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how get warriors orochi z on pc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TheArchive or legendsworld.net

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the DW4 PC port good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Meant SW4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't have been wrong, a DW4 PC port exists.
        Anyway, it's fine. If you played the 4-II port already, then it runs 1:1 the same.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There has been some anon reports that the port is competent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's historical only and therefore yucky and boring.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got I want to do Ranmaru's boipussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      relax magoichi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MAGOICHI?! BY THE GREAT BISHAMONTEN, I AM KENSHIN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't play SW before hand
      >Get Orochi 1
      >Do Wu 1st because I'm a dumb kid who doesn't know any better and because red was my favorite color at the time
      >Get Ranmaru
      >"Cute chick with a big sword? Sign me up!"
      >Get to the final stage
      >"I am a man!"
      >Me sitting there confused while trying not to die to Lu Bu
      >Look them up later
      Props to musou for making me fall for my 1st trap

      Nah. For all its bullshit DW9 had one good addition.
      >Chinks. Gotta be.
      >Shit you stink.

      Cheng Pu was wasted thanks to 9, shit pissed me off since he was my favorite generic and I was glad he got promoted

      [...]
      Funny because it relates specifically to OPs question, but Sengoku Basara aka Devil Kings came out swinging with way higher production values than Musou games would get to for a good while. Arguably they'd spent too much on the game localizing it than expected viable returns were.

      After play Basara 1, 2, 2 heroes and Devil Kings I'm surprised how much better Devil Kings plays compared to the other three

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His interactions with Gracia in that one game (think it was an Xtreme Legends) was cute enough I had them hitched in Empires 4.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of SW4DX, how the frick do you trigger this objective? Guides say it will ask you to defeat all enemy officers but there doesn't seem to be a consensus on what activates it in the first place.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Nip devs didn't give a shit so long as the gaijin were buying it.
    2. VA work in the west was done on budget of two nickels, some tape and a cupboard.

    Zoomers don't even know how wild the PS1/2 japjank golden age was for vidya and anime, pre-net world too.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Yukimura's final mission in every Samurai Warriors that has it

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three Hopes was pretty fun, if flawed in some ways. Didn't utilize everything out of three houses, I could honestly see Nemesis as an unlockable ng+ unit. What's the good entry point for DW specifically?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 or 8

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7 has the best plot, 8 has the best gameplay. 3 is the one that got a lot of people into the series back in the day. Good to go back to and check out. Same with 4 or 5. Avoid 9 and 6. 1 is a completely different genre and not even counted as part of the series in japan.

        Alright, I see, thank you. I'll go pirate those, then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only 50 hours for all 3 routes
      That's fast, were you just doing main missions? I did everything and took 150.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did GW fully, for SB skipped missions sometimes, for AG skipped most. And barely did any paralogues, due to underleveled units and lack of care for majority of the cast. Hell, an hour or two of the playtime was grinding the Into the Chasm, to upgrade a few relics.
        Still mad that Lysithea is not available in AG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 has the best plot, 8 has the best gameplay. 3 is the one that got a lot of people into the series back in the day. Good to go back to and check out. Same with 4 or 5. Avoid 9 and 6. 1 is a completely different genre and not even counted as part of the series in japan.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huadi weilao shiji shang pilao
    zhuang zuo wu suowei
    luochu sihao guli di rongmao
    xiangshou mingyun anwei
    paihuai rensheng ziwei
    weilai canlan guanghui
    zhufu ni jin quan li
    weiruo di maibo han peng pai di danbo
    kai tuo chu shenglu yong wang wu wei
    jimo shifen rumeng di cun qian
    queren ziwo shijie
    wu guang liang zhong miao gui di jing xiang
    reng gui fu xian yanqian
    wanshi jie you ding shu
    xiangxin weilai wuxian
    zhufu ni jin quan li
    huar wei ni kaifang
    yueguang wei ni zhao liang
    kai tuo chu shenglu xuan qian wu wei
    zhufu ni
    jin quan li
    meiyou yinwei meiyou yinwei meiyou yinwei

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I saw that my first thought was just
      >wait didn't I kill her?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I miss playing DW3 with my friend
    >play on the bullshit hardest difficulty
    >spend 30 minutes on the map
    >friend gets evaporated by 50 arrows
    >rage at him for being bad
    >happens to me next attempt
    >he rages at me
    >call him a fatc**t for playing the Wu guy with the twin dildo weapons
    >HES REALLY GOOD
    >Taichi Ci is not good.
    Memories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best things about the old games was going into Free mode and seeing all the funny lines they recorded for every officer in every situation. Credit for the hard work.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's in charge of SW2 story? Way better than 5.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DW4 Da Qiao
    BRUTAL RAPE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is illegal you know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking bawd is asking for it. Look how she is ready to open her legs and have her c**t and butthole stretched wide by millions of penises.

        I think Sunxianshan is the only DW girl who looks good in every game

        Sunshangxiang is pure. The Qiao sisters are hyperbawds, especially Da Qiao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Sunxianshan is the only DW girl who looks good in every game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fukken based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean look at this fricking turboprostitute, opening her thighs like that. She is a designated meat toilet for every single Wu soldier and officer to dump their semen and urine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shame URC stopped doing Musou doujins before getting to Dong Bai

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 1994 adaptation's music shits all over the 2010s even if the 2010 one is better in every other metric. Imagine the filial gains you get when you're blasting this at the gym to restore the Han.

    ?si=iSPhuRrDUZoIPn8o&t=84

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of this can happen in the newer games too

      [...]
      There is literally no aspect of the 2010 series that is better than 1994

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The other day I randomly learned about one of the weirdest Musou related games.
    >100man-nin no Hokuto Musou (100万人の北斗無双, Hyakuman-nin no Hokuto Musou; Literally: "One Million People's Unparalleled North Star") was a social game adaptation of Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage. It was one of many IPs created to celebrate the comic's 30th year anniversary.

    >Early registration began on Mobage on December 18, 2012. Beta testing started in January. The social game was intended to be a simultaneous launch with the sequel, but it was pushed back into mid 2013 to fix quality issues. It currently has 100,000 some odd registered players. Services ended on June 30, 2014.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't mobage in that era literally just collecting some JPGs with barely any gameplay? Yes i played Cinderella Girls with the rest of anon.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is my favorite of the officers. I will always remember him as Cow Cow from now on.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the english dubs so much it's unreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DW is the only series where I can justify that. Because the english dub provides so much comedy value it makes the scenes memorable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I HAVE SURPASS ANOTHER OBSTACLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go play 9 if you want a more recent take on the dynasty warriors 3 performance

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive! You do not require strategy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must be looking for trouble!

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    English is so ass-backwards. English speakers see "Caesar" and pronounce it with a soft C when it's supposed to be hard, and then see "Cao" and pronounce it with a hard C when it's supposed to be soft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cacao
      "Que-So"

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most of the recent additions to the kingdoms
    >shu: guan spawn
    >wei: tacticians
    >wu: old foagies
    >jin: wei characters
    >other: dongers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been real brutal, we need to cull the guan kids ASAP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You succeed, only for Koei to add Zhangs, Lius and Zhuges of questionable historicity and relevance to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny because Wei could use more Cao kids, and Shu could use more foagies like Liao Hua and Wang Ping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Wu could use more Sun Luban

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          evil women......

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wang Yi was one of the greatest additions to this series. Her IRL counterpart seems based as hell.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            saving Dong Bai from the purge by Wang Yun in the aftermath of her grandfather’s death and helping her plot revenge

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wu could use about a million things, give me senile sun quan

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the consensus on Spirit of Sanada?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys we really need to kill Kongming. He can not be allowed to stay around any longer.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which Warrior Orochi has the best bawds?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amongst the usual bawds, WO3U has Kasumi, Ayane, Rachel, Momiji and Sophitia.
      That should answer your question.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >figure out how to say cowcow
    >games go to shit
    When did they stop having cross-map interactions? It's like every game after 2 started losing any interesting feature.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any 3 player games or are they all just 2 player coop?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imo Ken's Rage 1/2 has the best ost of any musou game

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be funny if there was an edit of this Zhang Jiao

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jin add
    >campaign doesn't have a lick to do with Jin
    most baffled addition.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This can be said about 90% of dw9s newcomers they're out of non redundant picks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly all the Jin characters are just late Wei characters

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not telling your enemy what your plan is

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the best latest musou released? I have Sam 5 and Warriors orochi 4. I see sam 4 has been rereleased on steam but 5 didn't get me that hyped. I really liked how orochi used the gods and shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SW5 was a reboot so you might still enjoy SW4DX. If you want a more concentrated story (and like Yukimura), give Spirit of Sanada a go. Plus it's the only way you get to use older Yukimura's moveset. If you liked WO4, then give WO3U a try. It might use a previous moveset iteration for the characters, but it's full of content.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a new DWG game badly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should do what G Gen did and go for either only UC or only AU. Gundam is just too goddamn big at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gundam is just too goddamn big at this point.
        They'll just fill it with DLC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Naw, you can do half movesets for mass production/niche suits like some of the older games if you have to. I never really minded grunts getting only partial movesets and some of them were still pretty fun. Gundam Breaker has kind of replaced the niche of musou though.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DW 10 when?

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im surprised they haven't already made a DBZ clone. Would be fun Destructo Disking a hundred Namekians in one swoop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      instead of an arena fighter like Jump Force, they should make a Jump Musou. Some series already have the framework like One Piece and FotNS. Have these in, with their game's fighting mechanics, and add reps from Dragonball, Naruto, Shaman King, Bleach, Yu-gi-oh, BHA etc etc, give them unique fighting mechanics, have an Orochi style story, there you go.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no Final Fantasy musou

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still no Asterix & Obelix musou

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really want a DEI musou?

      Everyone forgets Strike Force, that game was balls hard and they had the nerve to put this on the PSP, I nearly broke my triggers.

      This shit wasn't fun in the least.

      Amongst the usual bawds, WO3U has Kasumi, Ayane, Rachel, Momiji and Sophitia.
      That should answer your question.

      Switch or Steam? I enjoy portability but I won't object to better performance if the gap is really that large.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dissidia would have been 100x cooler as a musou.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most screwed over guy in his faction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you are intelligent and don't kiss ass to zoo gay?
      >you is le rebelling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Especially because the real version of him was relatively complicated and could stand as a good character on his own. I like his move set but the idiot-speak gets old.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xu Zhu got fricked pretty hard too.
      >fat frick who mostly thinks about food
      >way dumber than in the novel or in history
      >pretty much always has one of the worst weapons
      >took until DW 8 to even get a somehow cool cutscene with Ma Chao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny thing is the big guys my favorite character but it might be because I have Asperger's and he reminds me of the people I know with Down Syndrome and his General shiny disposition.And doing the best for his Lord even if he doesn't understand what his boss is doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny instance of historically being an butthole who had it coming, but the novel made him more sympathetic by trying top hard to make Kongming a magic genius

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still find it funny how magic is just real in the novel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the flip side, it's interesting how Shu's historiography moved to rehabilitate him considering how San Guo zhi itself tries to emphasize that he was not "really" a traitor due to not defecting a Wei. Perhaps this was in part due to the downfall and disgrace of Yang Yi almost immediately after Wei Yan's own downfall. Moral of the story: if you're going to be an butthole, make sure your enemy is an butthole too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He obviously is not a traitor, I mean watch this, does this look like a treason?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its funny because if Wei Yan had just went along with the retreat, he'd probably get to lead the next invasion of Wei, since Yang Yi speedruns getting disgraced

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think Wei Yan wanted to succeed Zhuge Liang so he could finish the fight against Shu in the way he felt best, which was unachievable when he was dealing with a clique that hated him, I can’t blame him for wanting to murder Yang Yi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when he was dealing with a clique that hated him
        The thing is, that clique was everyone else in the Shu army, and the main guy he hated, Yang Yi, gets booted out like immediately.

        Destroying the plank roads back to Shu was pretty fricking beyond the pale though, that's some traitorous bullshit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          would be a logistics nightmare if he didn't

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If Sima Yi had pursued, the Shu army would have been wiped out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remembering a YouTube documentary Cao Cao gave a very logical military reason why he abandoned the possession of the highlands to Shu but what he had done that if he knew how much of a nightmare would have been to trying to capture it later because of Wei Yan Fortress strategy that outlived him?And never actually failed but was abandoned by his countryman and practically felt immediately when the replacement one was pushed to the test?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it’s almost like he knew that the Shu area is a backwards hillbilly area useless to him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but Cao Cao would be constantly invaded multiple times for multiple years afterwards and does people striking back at them couldn't get past those defenses for years and it was only after the Sima Clan managed to capture it after those defenses would change to something I'll get the country was able to take out the sun family.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're the commander? I'M the commander!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody here played Bladestorm Nightmare? I'm aware it's not really musou but I want some opinions on it.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These games really give me a strong erg for some real time strategy elements where I tell my troops where to go and what to do while I go do other shit. Basically multitasking and I don't mean just send grunts somewhere. I want to be able to train and make them stronger. Are there any musou that scratches that itch? I've only played WoO 3 and DW8EL.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Fire Emblem Warriors games allow you to order characters around and have them fight while you do other things and they will actually win fights if they have the right weapons/attack types. 8 Empires too kinda.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kessen?

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the new version of Samurai Warriors 4 that just came out good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The port is good and its based on the PS4 version (SW4-II was based on the PS3 release). Includes all DLC but it doesn't replace 4-II because it's actually a different game with a different story mode
      As for the game, I think it's pretty good. It's no SW2 but it's still one of the better SW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not new, it's just a complete edition of 4 that used to be jp only.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no martial arts Romance of The Three Kingdom game

    ?si=Wj7s2fi4vtP9KPOK&t=86

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Diao Chan from DW1

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    h-hey guys... d-does anyone r-remember my name?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huang Gai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ham Dam!
      Right?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should i get samurai warriors 4 dx on steam or just emulate 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2. 4 is not bad but it's not great either. Also it's roster is kind of crap.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In 230, however, the first sign of the deterioration of Sun Quan's reign occurred. That year, he sent his generals Wei Wen and Zhuge Zhi with a navy of 10,000 into the East China Sea to seek the legendary islands of Yizhou and Danzhou, likely Taiwan or Ryukyu, to seek to conquer them, despite strenuous opposition of Lu Xun and Quan Cong. The navy was not able to locate Danzhou but located Yizhou, and returned in 231 after capturing several thousand men—but only after 80–90% of the navy had died from illness. Instead of seeing his own fault in this venture, Sun Quan simply executed Wei Wen and Zhuge Zhi.
    What was Sun Quan's major malfunction?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delusions of grandeur

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chow chow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cow pee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sow jizz

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong shoe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick was his plan

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To attack the rear

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yuan shu is the final DLC boss for wo long
            >extremely difficult
            pretty funny

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get a new cao family member
    >its just his nephew, a nervous wreck and failure
    Why didn't we get one of Cao Cao's other sons, or Cao Jie, or his wife? Why this dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not his whole extended family

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, just like the Guans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a nervous wreck
      Which is idiotic because the historiography claims he was recklessly overconfident, which is what led to his downfall in the first place
      >failure
      His downfall was such a big deal (it's what gave Sun Quan the big victory he needed to declare himself Emperor) because he was successful prior to his defeat. If he was always a failure it wouldn't have mattered.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lianshi

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liu Bei's wife looks like THAT?!

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chicken rib

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How's the shack?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Koei should hire me to direct DW10

    I will bring it back to glory

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sun Quan shits his pants in terror

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone here want someone to be playable in Dynasty Warriors because of what they did in total war 3 kingdoms?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is TW3K?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it well enough. I hope they still plan on making Total War 3 kingdoms 2 think they abandoned it too early. And most of all download the bug fixer mod on Steam if you want to buy it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets assassinated by Yuan Shu
      Sad!

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=O6tWXFWjryLryt9j

    Anyone played this?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S LUUUUU BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else have any images of Family Guy people dressed up as Dynasty Warriors or Samurai Warriors people?

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New samurai warriors empire never

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want them to return to DW4 style where you're cog in a great army instead god among men that rape enemy buttholes

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been."
    >"and by long, we mean, like, twenty years or so?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >collapses and gets raped by steppe barbarians within 25 years of unification
      kek the Sima family is such a failure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"You loved the Three Kingdoms so much? Here are the Sixteen Kingdoms, with extra barbarian flavor!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which is funny because there were more than 16 kingdoms in this period, plus multiple dynasties. the romance of the three kingdoms is just a blip in several centuries of disunion and war

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is happening here that the chinks don't most west into it for hundreds of years?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mountains, that's the tibetan plateau. there were tribes there, they eventually unified into an empire in the 7th century, then the mongols conquered them shortly before conquering china

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the Himalayas

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Chinese names are said differently in Japanese.
    And the Japanese way of saying it is usually prettier,
    not so ching-chong ping-pong ling-long.

    I fully realized that when I played Shenmue with Japanese dub. Yuanda Zhu becomes Shu Gentatsu

    Also how in the hell does a thread this long happen about dynasty warriors, but you barely hear anything about it commonly on the web?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also how in the hell does a thread this long happen about dynasty warriors, but you barely hear anything about it commonly on the web?
      These games are too grindy for most people. They satisfy a particular type of autism not found much on any mainstream sites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because these games have had a terrible rep of being mindless button mashers in game magazines and reviews.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i leave the thread to you anon
    *spits blood*

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's Tsao Tsao, but Cow Cow is just funnier.
    And it pisses people off to say it wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Japanese it's like Tso Tso (Sōsō)

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