How did Odyssey turn out so fricking kino?

How did Odyssey turn out so fricking kino?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kassie

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient Greece is pretty kino to begin with. Odyssey is the only AC I enjoyed since unity. Hats off to Ubisoft, they do things right every 5 years

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only decent AC game since brotherhood

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to play. The egregious race swapping of ancient Greeks was too much for me though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it the marble sculptures or european paintings that made you think that greeks are white?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the portraits they made of themselves on ancient mosaics moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't as white as someone from Norway but nowhere near as dark as Saddam Hussein.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the region and class. It wasn't unusual for Italians/Greeks/Egyptians to have variations depending on whether someone laboured under the hot sun or stayed under shade.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were Mediterranean and had olive skin.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely the marble sculptures since they demonstrate their Europeans features and fair hair and skin. Of course some of them tanned but they were far more similar to a 19th century Englishman than an Arab.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm half Greek and my family lives in Australia and my mother / uncles who are 100% Hellenic are seen as white.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Half
          >doesn`t live in greece
          You aren`t greek, simpleas

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tried to play. The egregious race swapping of ancient Greeks was too much for me though.

        there are some ugly greeks but most of them still have white skin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie they're olive skinned. They live in the Mediterranean of course they have dark skin.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shiling asscreed ubislop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s like the fifteenth thread today

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no strong Spartan gf to claim me as her own

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      With her thighs as thick as your torso, naturally?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kassandra is probably the most actually beautiful western female protagonist in years.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her face is an interesting mix of girl next door vibes while still being striking, it's impressive honestly. Was her face based on anyone or just made from scratch?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Made from scratch as far as I've heard. She looks nothing like the voice actress anyway, who herself is really hot too.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey was okay but it wasn't as good as Origins. Origins is the best in the series in a long fricking time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Odyssey is literally origins but better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not. It's Origins with a worse protagonist and even more empty space on an even bigger map. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed my time with Odyssey and its DLCs, 100% the whole thing, but the only thing it does better than Origins is open combat and that's just because of bullshit Isu powers and a complete disregard for stealth in almost any capacity. Both are miles ahead of Valhalla though, for what it's worth.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did they get Valhalla so wrong? I haven't played it but from what I've seen and heard it's even more of a slog than Odyssey.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quantity over quality. Which is unfortunate because the gameplay itself is pretty good, and Eivor, male at least, is really fricking good with his performance. But there's just SO FRICKING MUCH cookie cutter Ubisoft side shit it bogs everything down.

            • 9 months ago
              Moose

              >is really fricking good with his performance
              Game of Thrones man is just as awful as female Eivor, don't lie to yourself. He whispers damn near everything, can't do the serious bits at all and when he tries it sounds hilarious, has worse delivered lines regarding Synin where he sounds apathetic to have it helping him, and he just sounds like he's tired of having to do anything they ask him to voice. I can't stand him when I play as him and Eivor herself is even worse with her b***hy tone to everyone she meets. At the very least Eivor can do the serious moments most of the time as long as they don't require shouting, but Havi can't at all.

              Is Odyssey worth playing? I enjoyed origins I'll be honest odyssey looks long and a bunch of side shit.

              It's bloated Origins with one of the worst written MCs and a Greece that is beyond repetitive. Also, if you like the assassinate people, fight people, and shoot people with a bow that's tough luck because now you gotta pick one of three of those unless you go for specific builds. The combat is the only thing improved on Origins, they actually got rid of basic immersion things for no reason with Odyssey and the towns feel deader than ever, even Sparta and Athens.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun to stealth the fortresses, the boats are fun too.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 5% of the players pick kassandra
    >SHES CANON CHUDS REEEE
    kek fricking pathetic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kassandra as Deimos doesn't work as well as Alexios

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kassandra as Eagle Bearer also doesn't work as well as Alexios. Should have found some bullshit Isu way of cloning Alexios or something.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was surprised there was so much outright comedy and slapstick in the game, it was fun.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC1 <=> AC2 >>>>>>>> all other AC

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like Witcher 3 but without the parts that made it good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like witcher 3 but without autistically gathering ingredients for 2 hours so you can kill a monster

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Odyssey worth playing? I enjoyed origins I'll be honest odyssey looks long and a bunch of side shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a bigger origins

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's so ugly

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you had to pick one Valhallaor odyssey?

    • 9 months ago
      Moose

      Do you want an AC game?
      >Valhalla but note it's very bloated the longer you play.

      Do you want a generic RPG that makes you go through Diablo Loot?
      >Odyssey.

      Odyssey's fine as long as you know what you're going into it for. The dialogue choices barely matter so if you're wanting it for that put your expectations at the door. If you want it for ship combat and think it's gonna be like 3, BF, or Rogue throw that idea out the window as well since it's not and is more about ramming and spamming every single spear and arrow attack you got as much as possible.

      Valhalla improves several things Odyssey did by getting rid of Diablo Loot for equipment you upgrade, making combat a lot smoother and with better flow, allowing instant assassinations instead of dealing with that awful "Enemy is too high level so your knife to his throat does nothing" thing Origins and Odyssey did, and actually making the areas more enjoyable to explore. The downside is that the longer you play the worse it gets in terms of how everything feels bloated, the story is honestly some of the worst writing they've ever had, none of the settlement quests feel fun, and barely any characters you meet ever matter for anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      valhalla is what people that mock videogames as childish stories and repetitive actions have in mind when they do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its all the same shit just pick which setting you're more of a fan of

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dropped AC at black flag
    I WILL NOT PLAY YOUR BOAT SIMULATOR

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quantity over quality. Which is unfortunate.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Kassandra is like Highlander and can show up in literally any time period
    If Ubisoft were able to make kino they would make more of a linear game with Kassandra going through lots of time periods and losing friends and family and whatnot. Watching them get old and die while she never ages. It would be all sad and shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >progress through a series of smaller areas instead of one gigantic empty open world
      >built in excuse for having a bunch of different cites & regions
      shit id play it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Highlander starring Kassie

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can see Crete from Athens. Feels like I'm really in Greece

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