How did such an appallingly mediocre game become so popular?

How did such an appallingly mediocre game become so popular?

This is the absolute perfect example of a middling 6/10 game yet it was paraded around by as if it were the greatest thing ever made.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It IS the greatest game of all time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*brainwashed*~~ morons like

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit is two tabs to the left

        Greatest game of all time, sorry. You can't name a better game than Elden Ring.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit is two tabs to the left

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Now I want to replay it multiplayer with friends that are bad at action games. How it is the seamless coop mod?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        winning GOTY again after sekiro already did suggests so

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope that title goes to Skyrim

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skyrim isn't even the best elder scrolls game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fp and dare i say bp

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone who replied is too scared to name a single game they think is better than Elden Ring
      >just vague assertions, backpedaling, and worthless posts
      classic Ganker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They hated jesus because he told them the truth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not agree.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is considered an unpopular opinion on Ganker worthy of many replies

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    marketing and word of mouth

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marketing + rabid fanbase scaring reviewers into giving 10/10s. People laugh at journalists for being "bought" but the truth is they just don't feel like dealing with a bunch of spergs harassing them for giving an honest review. Look at skillup calling FFXVI shit and getting dragged for it before the game released and turned out to ACTUALLY be as shit as he said. 10/10s for Cyberpunk (or else get harassed), 10/10 for Elden Ring (or ELSE), 10/10 for Last of Us 2 (OR ELSE). Every single console/franchise has this kind of moronic mob fanbase. Reviews don't matter, and nobody knows it better than the people reviewing them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they're paid reviews. The corruption has been exposed hundreds of times by now.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    feet

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia claimed another victim, apparently.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can jump
    >captcha
    ASKJPN (ask japan)

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will you discordtroons ever stop seething over Elden Ring

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soldier of godrick. . . I kneel

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will NEVER EVER stop seething

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t people on here have jobs?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow it's almost like its a fake screenshot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One discord of like a dozen people can derail every fromslop release for nearly two years
      I guess its easy because Fromdrones are some of the most nit-picking and overly defensive morons ever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's easy because fromsoft's fans hate them now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discord full of mentally ill obsessed freaks incessantly spams stupid bullshit for two years straight while getting btfo over and over by ER's runaway success and acclaim
        >"heh sure shows those fromsloppers"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >full of
          When it was posted it was literally 11-12 people. Ganker's boogeyman consists of a group of 12 theoretical no-life trannies who have apparently organized every single negative post about ER for over twenty months now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is wrong with these people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is embarrassing. I can't believe they do it for free too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's amazing how easy it is to get them to write giant butthurt greentext essays when they're supposedly just "shitposting"

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tencent subsidiary Sixjoy Hong Kong will own 16% and Sony will own 14%. Tencent will be the second-largest shareholder after this happens. The Kadokawa Corporation will retain the rest of the shares — 69% — and the top shareholder position

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      china is sllowly taking over video games and this is bad news, Ganker we need to do something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a good game then OP? Since you played games, right? Right?

      It's fricking required to have tencent invest in your company to sell games in china moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kadokawa/Sony/Tencent are "dream team" of video game marketing.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    rent free

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fromsoft is sony's cash-cow and has been since demon's souls was saved from flopping by weebshitters in the west, the entire souls identity is marketing

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your favorite games, OP?
    I'm so fricking sick and tired of zoomers who haven't even played enough games to have proper opinions about them. A 6? Really? Play more fricking games, moron. You dislike the game because normalgays like it, big deal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only someone who hasn't played many games, or has played only normie trash like CoD would consider Elden Ring anything over a 6 because their frame of reference is so distorted and standards are so low.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name a few games that are on par or better than Elden Ring from the past decade thank you.
        Avalance's Mad Max is a 6. A 6 to me is a game that doesn't have high ambitions but is fun nonetheless, or it's hugely ambitious or falls short of its goal. Mad Max doesn't do anything particularly remarkable but it is enjoyable. A 5 is passable. 4 and below are broken in some ways.
        Elden Ring is unquestionably ambitious due to its scope. It's got great art direction and good music for a video game. Its levels are tightly designed with lots of things to discover. The combat isn't anything special but it is certainly a lot of fun. It's just good, solid.
        >normie
        It's normalgay, tourist homosexual.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The combat isn't anything special
          I'm tired of this moronic idea. The combat is ER is good, just because you can't juggle Margit and there isn't a big fat letter on the side of your screen telling you how well you're playing doesn't mean that it isn't good.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's the German troony posting his "look at me mom" weebums

            Kek
            You will never be a Frau

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can call me a troony all you want but calling me a german? that's too far, man

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure whoever recorded this garbage just has Cheat Engine running.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure whoever recorded this garbage just has Cheat Engine running.

            >webm of gameplay footage
            >impossible to argue against it
            >y-you must be hacking
            >it must be a bug
            Yup that's their playbook.
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/592895583/#592901461

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Guess some rolls are just conveniently more than twice as effective and there's no blood pools around because of how completely legit the clip is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chef dumps dog shit on a plate
          >tell him it's dog shit
          >"oh yeah well name some better foods"

          Lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Maybe if there was more blacked cuck porn in it you would actually like it, gay.
            I liked Elden Ring but the open world was the least appealing aspect to me as it resulted in terrible level scaling, something soulsborne games struggle with already. Of course this entire thread is just some bait anyway and I really don't give a frick what some loser online tells me whats "acceptable" and "nonacceptable" content based on nonexistent parameters when they don't give any better option or make a false comparison lol. They have a non-augment meant to just piss off people.

            Anyway, I'm going to continue Dragons Dogma in preparation for the squeal. It's a great game even with it's weak spots, much like Elden Ring and many other games I enjoy.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Maybe if there was more blacked cuck porn in it you would actually like it, gay.
              Why did you think I would read beyond this? You should have a nice day.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did kill myself. I simply got better.

                >coping Fromhomosexual cannot suppress his homosexuality any longer and immediately bring up blacked cuck shit
                Weird concession but ok

                It's funny. Not really a homosexual though because I want Crossbreed Priscilla to sit on my face.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >coping Fromhomosexual cannot suppress his homosexuality any longer and immediately bring up blacked cuck shit
              Weird concession but ok

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'd say cheese or tuna fish or some shit since it's so easy.

            You can't because you don't play games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elden Ring combat is fantastic if you aren't a complete shitter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The combat isn't anything special
          It's the most unique and special combat system. Literally nobody can create or copy it right.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need to do a carian sword playthrough sooner or later

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The combat isn't anything special but it's fun.
          It mogs every single action and ARPG combat system.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >generic actiongay I did more dps than you and won
            wow uh, god of war had this in 2005

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >game has one good boss fight the entire game

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >got filtered by him and thinks he's the only boss in the game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you liked that boss?!? wow he totally filtered you!!
                this is you rn

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is you rn

                everyone in the discord was told to reply to this so here it is! not sure exactly what i was supposed to say i'm new here

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not a single boss in Elden Ring is bad

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget to dilate Hans

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eldensisters... THIS is the best our combat has to offer? Delete the fricking webm, BBchads and Lies of Pcels are laughing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            everyone in the discord was told to reply to this so here it is! not sure exactly what i was supposed to say i'm new here

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the DS2 shill who finally got tired of spamming about DMC and is now here to tell us how innovative combat from 13 years ago is

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao look at the seething (You)s
            That's how you know he is right

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >boss just holds his sword up for 2 minutes to juke the player out if he rolls
            This game is so fricking dumb

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rollspammer filtered by the game adding a positioning check
              lmao Elden Kino is so based

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one in real fights does shit like that, it's Fromslop making up rules so they can troll the player

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No one in real fights will feint or change the timing on their attacks to throw an opponent off
                He really thinks this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Link me one fight where a guy stalls a wound up attack for several seconds as a fake out, I'll wait

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No one in real fights sets himself in a fighting stance to swing before the enemy can react

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What are fighting stances?
                moron
                >Nobody does that!
                basic enemies in Dark Souls do

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Charging up an attack and then sitting on it for 5 seconds when you're vulnerable is not a stance moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rollspamming DS3 secondary literally cannot comprehend a boss that you don't just mash circle for the entire time
              >he's literally the only boss in the entire game that acts like that

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              just walk homie, move your feet lmaoooo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why play a shitty game in the first place

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's a fun game that we find enjoyable to play. People who complain about souls games never mention a better game that fills the sames niche, or any games. You just insult us and nothing else.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People who complain about souls games never mention a better game that fills the sames niche
                Dark Souls, Bloodborne.

                homosexual.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dark souls 1 is for babies and is brazenly unfinished
                Bloodborne is great and polished but like 8 hours long

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate you and I want you to die.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You would be less mad if you just got good

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Souls games are better games then Souls games"
                ???

                And yeah while I prefer (most of) Elden Ring's bosses, at least the main story bosses, I prefer Dark Souls and Bloodborne by far overall. Of course, I treat games more akin to books. If I can't argue this game is at the same quality as a good book, I don't play it. Elden Ring has some really cool stuff in it, and since I consume content in order to either gain new perspectives/get ideas (and to have fun too of course) for my own creative writing, Elden Ring fits that build. Souls games actually make you feel fantastic after beating them. Hell, even if the game has shitty moments, you feel great after every challenge and as you dive deeper into finding the secrets of the world around you with memorable characters and epic bossfights. I don't get why people complain about a game that labels itself for what it is.

                And yes, the godskin duo was a god-awful fight by far along with the boss reuse. I say it takes away a lot from the game but I wouldn't say the game is shit because I don't let small details distract me from the good shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This wall of meaningless text
                Holy moly

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't press b the moment you see an animation start, shitter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're right
        >t. only playes cod and few games and think er is ok game

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best game of 2022.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic monkey third worlders shill these recent fromslop garbage here.
    All the game loop is about replaying the same 50 meters corridor to the boss 40 times to progress through the fricking nonexistant story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is true.
      >a billion flies can't be wrong, shit is good!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has good boss battles, great soundtrack, more build freedom, and nice looking world, most of the other games i have played in the last 4 years or so don't even come close to it, and i am not even taking graphics into account
    I couldnt put it above some of my favorite games but wouldn't put it below either, its just there in the hall of fame

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ we get it you don't need to make this thread 5 times per day

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did such an appallingly mediocre game become so popular?
    fromslop
    same shit as pokeymans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder if you call something shit you have to say something better or it's automatically assumed you don't play games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Karryn's Prison

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there a four armed blue witch lady I can marry in Karryn's Prison tho?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Filtered by Margit

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It improved a lot of the mechanics from the older games and even reintroduced some of them and also did a pretty good job in going from smal areas that resembled a dungeon crawler to a massive open world.

    It wasn't perfect but considering the shit that gets 8's and 9's nowadays it did deserve a bunch of 10's

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >improved a lot of the mechanics
      lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.
        The weapon skills became much more useful than in DS3 and served both for offensive or defensive purposes.
        The dual wielding systems from both DS2 and 3 were reintroduced.
        Charge attacks and slower weapons in general finally felt good to use again because of the stance break system, something that hadn't happened since DS1.

        What really dragged Elden Ring down was how From wasn't able to properly adapt the multiplayer system to the open world.
        Both coop and invasions feel very awkward compared to any of the previous games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >improved mechanics
          >how
          >they added in things from DS2
          lmao

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How
    Large marketing budget.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being the greatest game of all time after Dark Souls.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid 8/10. Great game

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's the greatest game of all time. Sorry you got filtered.
    Psst: git gud, scrub.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good, not a masterpiece, but it really looks like one compared to 99% of AAA games released in the past 3 years if not more

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies are still upset that they can’t play real video games on their shit tablet

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game came out a year and a half ago
    >they're still seething
    You lost, move on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the utter mindbreak that will ensue when the DLC comes out lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the utter mindbreak that will ensue when the DLC comes out lmao

      Come on lets talk about how mechanically advanced elden shit is because they added in DS2 mechanics

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >please talk with me pleeeeaase
        dont ever reply to my posts ever again you disgusting freak

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are still schizos making ER bait threads on Ganker

    Holy shit. It's been a year and most people already moved on to other game. And they are still seething lmao.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no live service except for the optional invasion/co-op mechanics.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >day without seething about elden ring

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on lets talk about how mech- ACK

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker have like 10 threads per day seething about elden ring
    it's going on 2 years old, fricking get over it jesus christ

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      does it? I barely see 1 every other day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct, I haven't seen an Elden Ring thread in almost a week, and I browse daily.

        There's like 3-4 mentally ill autistic people who are under the delusion that there are dozens of Elden Ring threads every minute all made by a vast organised network of shills. Because apparently saying "I thought x game was just alright" is not only the worst insult that can be levied, but also somehow makes money or advances some agenda because.... well I dont know, they never explain that part.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discord trannies have a permanent vendetta against the game because it was a massive critical and commercial success no matter how hard they tried to shitpost and gaslight and force it to fail, it's living proof that obsessed nolife shazamtroons have zero effect on anyone's opinion and that fricking infuriates them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh dude just wait until you find out about Ganker and Dark Souls 2

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did such an appallingly mediocre game become so popular?
    modern games are so shit even mid games seem great in comparison.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't played bad games enough to know how wrong you are.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden mid...worst game From has ever made...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden mid...worst game From has ever made...
      no that was armored cor for answer something was just not right i like all the other armored core games but not that one.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/vvOEGEEiISwbC0MSuhlKkA/
    Reminder that discord trannies are mentally ill

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A) GRRM's name in the marketing to appeal to normies
    B) Open world to appeal to normies
    Conclusion: soulsgays failed to gatekeep

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You lost, Shazam

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Soulsgays
    >They've been groomed into ignoring bad design, poor balance, and anything in general they don't like. They even go as far as to say
    >"this is in the game but you weren't ACTUALLY meant to use it"
    >or "Yeah there are too many recycled assets, but that's just gamedev bro" despite FromSoftwares deliberate decision to make a game that demanded such dependencies
    2. Normalgays
    >The game was designed from the ground up for mass appeal, which compounds with the previous point, as most gamers either deliberately ignore things they don't like, or don't have the mental capacity to articulate problems they have with a game
    >It also offered them a chance to beat a game from a notoriously hard franchise, but without the difficulty attached, making it among the most accessible contemporary AAAs
    3. Journagays
    >Journalists have been afraid to rate Souls games honestly going back as far as Dark Souls 1 due to the rabid fanbase that will attack you for any acknowledgement of 'minor' issues like imbalanced stats that can undermine the game's challenge, enemies ill-equipped to counter fundamental tactics like circle strafing, or noticeable declines in quality in its latter stages,
    What did I forget?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dilator

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harhar. So I take it you have no rebuttal?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not interested in rebutting delusional schizoid ravings and strawmen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1. Soulsgays
      Except I'm a soulsgay and I hate Elden Ring. In fact, anyone who cares enough to shit on it still this far after release probably loves souls games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Souls games and I think ER is the best one since DS1, what now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what now
          I go back to doing whatever it is that I'm doing, filthy casuls are allowed to have an opinion.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The souls fanbase isn't unified. You have
        >loyalists to each individual game due to how different they are from one another
        >people who like every souls before DaS3 due to their similarities
        >people who only like Bloodborne/DS3/ER due to their speed and focus on bossfights
        and the true soulsgay
        >people who like everyone FromSoftware shits out because FromSoftware made it
        You fitting into one of these categories doesn't discount the fact that there are hundreds of thousands of people who will not allow you to criticize Elden Ring on the grounds that FS can do no wrong.

        Not interested in rebutting delusional schizoid ravings and strawmen

        How convenient.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bloodborne/DS3/ER
          Except ER isn't anything like the two other games. So you're wrong.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's only a tweaked clone of DaS3, absolutely nothing in common.

            4. morons
            >People who think hating popular things is a personality trait
            >Haven't been happy in a long time and wish the rest of the world felt like them

            >no rebuttal
            >"you're a hipster!"
            I'm sorry that Elden Ring isn't a perfect game and that most people refuse to acknowledge it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's legitimately bizarre that you spastics keep trying to push this notion that the most successful and highly rated game they've ever made is actually secretly a huge disappointment that let tens of millions of people down

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you're the guy posting in all these threads to trust the plan and look at the review scores as if most white people didn't cut their cable and stop listening to reviews years ago

                are you hoping the next generation of brown people are dumber and more easily take your bait? israelite

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually mentally ill post

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >successful and highly rated game they've ever made is actually secretly a huge disappointment that let tens of millions of people down
                These things aren't mutually exclusive and it's honestly sad that you aren't intelligent enough to understand this.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a massive critical and commercial success that millions of people love and that is never going to change no matter how hard you ball your fists and stamp your feet and seethe at them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It was a massive critical and commercial success
                Again, this doesn't imply
                >thing good
                Like you think it does.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >elden ring is a derivative nothing game made for nobody and flopped like the other derivative nothing games like starfield, cyberpunk and hogfarts
                and?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Elden Ring flopped? Are they schizophernic? The game was a massive success like this is an objective fact.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, burying your reputation and taking off your mask revealing that you are nothing but a soulless corporate entity trying to glean profits from children isn't a very good look

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing they didn't do that then

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's exactly what they did releasing a soulless corporate nothing game that even miyazaki said he was disappointed in

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's weird because he actually said it was the closest he's ever come to making his ideal game
                https://www.google.com/amp/s/gamingbolt.com/elden-ring-is-very-close-to-my-ideal-game-hidetaka-miyazaki/amp

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the creative lead of fromsoft is a complete hack
                whoa, I never could have guessed, not after like 16 games based on berserk lore

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad you admit you lied, have a good one bro

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about? Take your meds schizo.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are they schizophernic?
                Yes. In a full year there were 198 mentions of the phrase input reading on Ganker before ER's release. In two months after ER's release there were 3301 mentions of input reading because it became part of their sloppost bible. They obsessively repeat the same phrases in an attempt to gaslight people.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In two months after ER's release there were 3301

                How is this unusual though? Most game do not feature input reading, Elden Ring did. In fact its the only "big" game I can think of in the last 10 year's to have it to such a blatant degree. It's extremely prominent so of course people are going to talk about it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because shazamcord tried to push the lie that input reading existed on melee attacks and rolls which is a blatant lie that everyone fell for despite there being zero proof whatsoever. There's nothing wrong with input reading on heals or ranged attacks.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's nothing wrong with input reading

                Lmao, ok, I understand where you are coming from now. You are obviously a total moron and mindless drone so no wonder you have these stupid conspiracies

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How exactly do you think enemies are supposed to react to what you do, anon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the only way for enemies to react is to have them do frame perfect input reading attacks and instantly dodge spells that aren't aimed in their direction by a player that isn't even facing toward them
                Like I said, you're a moron. Explains a lot. If you had ever actually played any games you would understand how competent devs code AI.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a bunch of shit no one said
                Cool dude

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You did though. Your argument was that the input reading in Elden Ring is the only way to make enemies react to the player.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I asked you how you think enemies in video games are supposed to react to what you do

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you mever played another video game before?

                They typically have checks to see if the enemy can see the player first, then execute a decision tree based on distance, the player's action, state, movement, and other variables.

                This may surprise you but not every developer is as legendary in their incompetence as Fromsoft.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They typically have checks to see if the enemy can see the player first, then execute a decision tree based on distance, the player's action, state, movement, and other variables.
                So... They read your inputs and enemies react accordingly?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you had ever actually played any games you would understand how competent devs code AI.
                Curious. Name some good examples

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but if you can't counter input reading with better timing, then you're a fricking laughingstock. Input reading is actually good game design because it forces you to learn the game instead of mash. You're a fricking homosexual if you disagree. End of discussion.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Input reading is fricking despicable and should be called out. It forces you to play the game in a certain way in the laziest possible way.

                You can't come up with an argument for why its bad game design that a boss currently in neutral would attempt to punish a player that is attempting to heal or use a ranged attack. Because it IS good game design.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It disallows an action in a forced way, might as well block action fully because they didnt plan for me to do that. Why not instantly delete my game because I rolled in a direction they didnt want me to? Also its very fricking immersion breaking if enemies instantly do the same thing based on ehat you do. Oh frick you are trolling, you got me 😀

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting punished is "forced"
                They only happen when the boss is in neutral. There's nothing "forced" about that, whatever the frick that means. I will agree that visually speaking it can look bad, but that has nothing to do with gameplay mechanics.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, from
                >there is no input reading, From would never do that, git gud!
                To
                >input reading is good design actually

                Let me guess, "my body, my choice" in 2015-2020' then "it's about public health" in 2021-2022, now back to "my body my choice" in 2023?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no input reading, From would never do that, git gud!
                Said literally no one. Shazamcord resorting to making shit up, just can't help themselves. Their favorite tactic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Artificial game design is objectively bad, fromdrone. Post midsection and prove you're not fat.

                OH NO ALL THIS...ARTIFICIAL GAME DESIGN...THE INPUT READING...IT'S....HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE TO REACT

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one has beat this game yet, it's sad what fromdrones allow from to get away with

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Input reading is fricking despicable and should be called out. It forces you to play the game in a certain way in the laziest possible way.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's nothing wrong with input reading on heals or ranged attacks.
                This. If you're dumb enough to stand in front of your enemy chugging flasks, you deserve to get smacked down.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go to sleep in front of enemy
                >they dont give a shit and just chill and wait around
                >press chug button
                >before flask is even out of the pouch enemy has started an attack
                Yeah I'm sure that's what From intended, real tactical and lifelike behavior

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why should they program in an input read for emotes? Once again your response is total nonsense.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why shouldn't the enemy attack if he's standing still?
                You're not good at it his fromdrone. Try again

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're okay with input reading heals and ranged attacks as long as they add it to emotes too? Got it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >press chug button
                >before flask is even out of the pouch enemy has started an attack

                >stand still for 10 minutes
                >enemy does nothing
                >press heal button
                >ten hit anime combo followed by carpet bomb and sometimes unblockable ape damage
                >I nEeD tO gO eXpThRoriNG
                Reddit trash

                >press heal button
                >ten hit anime combo followed by carpet bomb and sometimes unblockable ape damage
                seems like you have a drinking problem

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Reach for my waistband
                >Cops blow me away
                >WOOOOOOOW I didn't even have my gun out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Input reading is disgusting on fromslop.
                Whole game loop is 40 meters to the input reading cancer boss 40 times just to progress nonexistant story.
                This shitty slop got popular because it was advertised as ‘Game of Thrones’ to normies.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sold more than every other souls game combined
                >10/10s across the board
                >goty
                >"NOOOOOOOO IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED NOOOOOOO"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >elden ring is a derivative nothing game
                No it isn't. It's an utterly unparalleled masterpiece in its genre. Nothing else comes anywhere close.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You) addiction and astroturfing is a hobby for these losers. haha wouldn't it be funny if low quality troll posts got deleted by a mod and a bunch of posts went up in smoke because they actually all were the same guys

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a huge disappointment that let tens of millions of people down
                Tens of millions, no, millions, yes. Most old school Souls fans hated it, it traded 2 million Souls fans for 20 million normies.

                That's an amazing financial success and its why most Souls fans are still seething - they know that there will never be a real Dark Souls game ever again, because Fromsoft's goal is to make money, and they did, can, and will continue to make way more money appealing to the lowest common denominator.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most old school Souls fans hated it
                >still pushing this complete lie 18 months later
                lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                dark souls 3 was the last dark souls and everyone knew that when it came out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most old school Souls fans hated it, it traded 2 million Souls fans for 20 million normies.
                Shut the frick up, moron, it was dark souls 3 but bigger and actually good, and overwhelmingly enjoyed by dark souls fans. You're just mad because you suck ass and are upset that more modern From games are faster and harder to cheese than dark souls 1.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been a souls enjoyer since DeS and I loved ER, cope and seethe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because Fromsoft's goal is to make money, and they did, can, and will continue to make way more money appealing to the lowest common denominator.
                yeah, like Armored Core 6, it abandoned robots to be an open world dark fantasy ARPG with many questlines and stories and loot and heists and sold a billion copies and is the biggest game release ever because Idris Elba showed up and kissed Megan Fox in the ad campaign

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's always funny to see this historical revisionism of Souls games being a niche. DS3 sold 10 million copies and that came out 6 years before Elden Ring

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They also like to pretend Dark Souls 1 wasn't literally the most influential game of the 2010s and gained unprecedented notoriety

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elden Ring is Souls games is they were good
              Good combat, good bosses, good level design, good weapons, good magic, good PVP and so on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giving a flying frick about balance in a single player game

      you are mentally ill

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giving a flying frick about game design
        >on Ganker
        Yeah, sorry for being an insane schizo, they need to lock me up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      4. morons
      >People who think hating popular things is a personality trait
      >Haven't been happy in a long time and wish the rest of the world felt like them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where you realize you will never be a woman.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here comes the webm spam for the millionth time lmao they are fricking seething over the greatest game of all time.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the bus told me so

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG is that a heckin DRAGON!? Whoa it's written by freakin GEORGE RR!! This is gonna be sick!!!

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been almost TWO years and we still have ER seethe threads. I guess Starfield wasnt good enough to shit on?

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't understand the journey is as or more important than the destination

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games have gotten that bad that this is good. Triple A at least.
    Kingsfield absolutely dumpsters Soulsborne just as example of a good series

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fricked tired of the doom posting. Will you homosexuals stop with the meaningless numbers and the buzz words?

    I come here for actual game discussion, but I guess the old saying is true
    >Implying v plays Video Games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actual game discussion
      >all games are shit
      get a different hobby

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this coping schizo moron again
    Haven't seen you in a few months bud, how've you been

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enough about BG3 though.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello newbie, we didn't start calling it Elden Mid for no reason. The game is a disappointment, even Miyazaki himself admitted its a 7/10 with ubisoft towers and reused boss spam. All of the serious gaming world laughs at this game but Ganker will forever be a joke with shit taste

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dark souls 3.jpg

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Name a game with a similar sense of grandeur. I unironically compare elden ring to the sistine Chapel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      similar sense of vast emptiness? standing in a blank garry's mod map

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >emptiness
        World actually feels too crowded tbqh if anything at all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Name a game with a similar sense of grandeur.
      ok:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Open-world_video_games
      >I unironically compare elden ring to the sistine Chapel
      homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >linking games he hasn't played lmfao
        None of these come close to the sense of scale in elden ring

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >None of these come close to the sense of scale in elden ring
          Are you fricking 12 years old? What a dumb gay

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been playing since I was 4 on my gameboy starting in 1990. Compared to elden ring all other games feel like flat card board

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Been playing since I was 4 on my gameboy starting in 1990.
              Maybe it's time to go outside. You can get a sense of scale there, you dipshit. What a manchild.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe it's time to go outside
                Lovely argument when all we're arguing about are video games.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh he's done ya

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can witness the phone posting damage control in real time lmao

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a really good bad game, like STALKER

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's at least two, but yeah there is a lot of damaging.

    You can tell it's extreme mental illness too, because although I haven't read every post I haven't seen anything in the thread that even really attacks the game with any sort of vitriol. I mean, if you asse the OP isn't using the IGN system where anything below 8 is trash, 6/10 is even by definition above average.

    These people are so mentally deranged they are literally incensed that someone one said it was just good instead of the best game ever made. People don't even defend their own kids like this, it's totally weird.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy projection

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's at least two
      Nah, it's one guy and he's been making pro-fromsoft threads for over a decade on Ganker, most people know him as the DS2gay because he will spend 16 hours a day bumping his DS2 bait threads

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No story
    >Barren open world
    >No challenge
    >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
    >Input reading
    >Magic is overpowered
    >No mimics
    >Just summon ashes to win, bro!
    >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
    >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
    >Like 75% of the game is optional
    >No solo invasions
    >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
    >4 endings are the same (kek)
    >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
    >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
    >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
    >Fast travel
    >They changed Malenia's white VA to black for woke points (OH NO NO)
    >All big bosses are garbage
    >Cuck shit
    >Feminist shit
    >Simp shit
    >Furry shit
    >troony shit
    >Gay shit
    >Pedophile shit
    >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
    >Paid DLC
    >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
    >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
    >Boss reuse
    >Asset reuse
    >Worst camera ever
    Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
      Yes.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is long john silver's
    Dragons Dogma 2 is red lobster

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering how good Elden Ring was, I honestly hope Dragon's Dogma 2 crushes it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really think it will, and I don't mean that as a potshot at Elden Ring.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new shazamcord tactic is to pretend all positive ER threads and posts defending ER are coordinate schizo posts
    How long did it take for them to come up with this amazing new strategy? I guess they finally realized the webm spam doesn't work anymore.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They try this every once in a while, they like to switch up their transparent gaslighting tactics occasionally as though it throws people off from their abject denial of reality

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they
        you've done nothing but spam on your cellphone how good the game is for like 50 posts

        great thread lol

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shazammy projects again
          No one's buying it you dumb frick lmao

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered pleb, git gud
    Tjis game is excellent since you shazamtrannies are still talking shit

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can mods not tell this is one dude? it's getting pretty pathetic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a different dude though and I hated Elden Mid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >desperately crying to mods to shut down opinions they dont like
      Literal troony behavior

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wrong, try original arguments

    >game came out a year and a half ago
    >they're still seething
    You lost, move on

    >le israelite face
    Who are you trying to project, shazamtroony?

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is easily the best game of the decade so far. If you spent less time making seethe threads every fricking day and spent more time getting good, maybe it wouldn't filter you

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favourite Souls duo fight

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    G.R.R.M and the game's association with GoT made it far more popular than it normally would have been. It still would have been popular, though.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FromSoft games fulfill this primal need for exploration in me like nothing else

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't you have a starfield to shill?

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone who criticizes the game is a troony from discord
    >it's a perfect game
    It's over for anyone wanting a good souls game from this studio.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >things no one said

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried reading the thread

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Telling hyperbolic bullshit spouting discord raiders to frick off and saying the game is above criticism are two different things

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have to say the game is above criticism when accusing all of its detractors of being 'discord raiders' gets the job done all the same.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Saying Elden Ring is the best game is not saying it's above criticism.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you stupid?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are. Even the best games are not perfect

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If any of them actually raised any of the legitimate issues that the game does have then I might be more inclined to take them seriously, but instead they just endlessly squawk absolute bullshit like this

              >a huge disappointment that let tens of millions of people down
              Tens of millions, no, millions, yes. Most old school Souls fans hated it, it traded 2 million Souls fans for 20 million normies.

              That's an amazing financial success and its why most Souls fans are still seething - they know that there will never be a real Dark Souls game ever again, because Fromsoft's goal is to make money, and they did, can, and will continue to make way more money appealing to the lowest common denominator.

              that's exactly what they did releasing a soulless corporate nothing game that even miyazaki said he was disappointed in

              which could not be more pathetically transparent

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can cherry pick to examples you don't like, but fact of the matter is everyome voicing criticism about this game is called a discord troony regardless of the nature of their critique. None of it is ever up to standard, apparently.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Almost as if there's been a solid year and a half nonstop every single day of a concerted effort to shitpost and spam and gaslight in an attempt to manufacture a false narrative that the game is widely hated and objectively bad when the literal polar opposite is true

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They will NEVER EVER stop seething

                https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/vvOEGEEiISwbC0MSuhlKkA/
                Reminder that discord trannies are mentally ill

                >No story
                >Barren open world
                >No challenge
                >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
                >Input reading
                >Magic is overpowered
                >No mimics
                >Just summon ashes to win, bro!
                >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
                >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
                >Like 75% of the game is optional
                >No solo invasions
                >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
                >4 endings are the same (kek)
                >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
                >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
                >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
                >Fast travel
                >They changed Malenia's white VA to black for woke points (OH NO NO)
                >All big bosses are garbage
                >Cuck shit
                >Feminist shit
                >Simp shit
                >Furry shit
                >troony shit
                >Gay shit
                >Pedophile shit
                >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
                >Paid DLC
                >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
                >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
                >Boss reuse
                >Asset reuse
                >Worst camera ever
                Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?

                >Are they schizophernic?
                Yes. In a full year there were 198 mentions of the phrase input reading on Ganker before ER's release. In two months after ER's release there were 3301 mentions of input reading because it became part of their sloppost bible. They obsessively repeat the same phrases in an attempt to gaslight people.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS3 is trash. Garbage combat and bosses.
    ER is the best game of all time. The best combat and bosses in all of gaming history.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like both, but dark souls 3 is the beta version of elden ring lol

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    another day, another thread

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone thought it was gonna be a game of thrones clone considering that massive homosexual george martin “wrote” the game
    I know this because every normalgay i spoke to about the game said as much

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ill be honest I didn't enjoy ER at all but I also hated DS3, roll souls is just lame

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS1 fans love Elden Ring, they are the real souls fans.
    DS3gays hate Elden Ring, they are fake nuSouls fans and should be disregarded.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm DS1 fan and I despise ER, frick you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've never played either

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, after getting through the golden capital, I was like, "really, there's more?". dropped it and never picked it up again. open world games are all trash

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 3 fricking sucks
    marvelslop levels of fanservice nonsense and it was a major step back after bloodborne

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >.000000000000000000000001 seconds have passed since Ganker seethed over Elden Ring
    Lmao

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here are the TRUTHS.
    Bloodborne is still the best Souls game.
    Sekiro's combat is a million times better than Elden Ring.
    Armored Core VI is much more fun to play than ER and it's bloated mess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm shit and I refuse to get better
      lol

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic games for moronic audience. It looks super super cool. Its such a shame that a beautiful world was wasted on such a shit game.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do agree it is a downgrade from ds3
    but its still a very good game...
    ...with shit unfun bosses

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because its babys first Souls game and it makes normies feel good about playing "le hard game"

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did such an appallingly mediocre game become so popular?
    Maybe if you played more video games, you'd know what an actually mediocre game looks like, newbie.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the "prepare to die" marketing from dark souls 1 the greatest marketing achievement in modern gaming? It literally created a fanbase of full of rabid losers with nothing going on in the life to be proud of beating a "hard game." They then go on to defend it from literally every criticism by implying the game was too hard for the critic. Amazing really

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What it actually did was create a seething base of sweatlord losers who heard that the games were le hard, and subsequently bleat endlessly about how no one could possibly just think the games are fun, they must have some weird psychological issue or inferiority complex instead

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was DaS3 well liked and not that hated after a year it released because the fanbase was smaller back then or did it have endless levels of seethe? I know anything with GOTY attach to it especially if it didn't deserve it gets endless seethe threads for years.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ER is the worst "recent" From game

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it feels revolutionary compared to BotW2: the DLC or Starflop
    The standard has sunk so low it being decent game makes it look better by comparison

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda did the same thing and it was overrated even more than Elden Ring. At least ER has good combat. Zelda's combat was always shit.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its all relative, if you release enough goyslop even a literal turd will look appetizing. ER is decent, good even.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit is one of the most popular sites on the internet. Redditors liked Elden ring. So it's popular. Simple as that.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why even play video games if you think Elden Ring is bad?
    It's the best open world game ever made. Great combat, great customization, the best art style of any RPG and superb worldbuilding.
    Like what does a good video game look like to you? Other than Sekiro, Nioh 2 and Lies of P. Just quit gaming it doesn't get better than Elden Ring.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a better game than Elden Ring.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demon's Souls
      Dark Souls
      Dark Souls 2
      Dark Souls 3
      Bloodborne
      Sekiro
      Armored Core 6
      Just from From

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never played any of them btw not sure if that matters

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Demon's Souls sucks and everyone who says its on par with even the dark souls games has never played it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played it when it was the only Souls game and I still like it, shut up moron

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was a joke, Demon's Souls is actual ass, I dont know how anyone can actually say Demon's Souls is better than any of the games that came after it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bloodborne
        >Dark Souls 2 and 3

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          DS3 and Bloodborne are better games guaranteed.

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stand still for 10 minutes
    >enemy does nothing
    >press heal button
    >ten hit anime combo followed by carpet bomb and sometimes unblockable ape damage
    >I nEeD tO gO eXpThRoriNG
    Reddit trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's bad because?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Artificial game design is objectively bad, fromdrone. Post midsection and prove you're not fat.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >more buzzwords and no argument

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fromdrones dont like turnabout
            >fromdrone pretends like skill issue and get good and many other buzzwords aren't common catchphrases used in every fromcuck thread
            Stop being hypocritical reddit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >seething discord troony grinding its teeth into powder because a freaking fromshart said the get good meme
              What a fragile little pussy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething Redditor is angry that others are calling him out for using Reddit
                Also, you aren't allowed to use troony as an insult. Radagon is an actual transgender and Fromsoft used body type A and B instead of male and female. Get fricked. Fromsoft is pro lgbt

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >loony troon desperately babbles more made up nonsense
                lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you didn't play the game why are you defending it? Also, since politics is something you brought up, you need to denounce the Talmud and Israel if you want to be taken seriously.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have 3000 hours in the game lol, you didn't play it and are just parroting your discord sloppost playbook

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not proof. You've outright claimed radagon isn't a transgender and body type A and B don't exist. Like all redditors you're just delusional. You've also yet to denounce the Talmud and Israel. The fact that you're defending this developer and outright lying witj such zealousness proves fromdrones are in a cult.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair the only time I've seen such zealous shilling like for fromsoft is when israelites defend the holocaust

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baldur's Gate 3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                BG3 wasn't zealous, it was nonsensical spamming, this dude that shills for fromsoft is rabid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Artificial game design is objectively bad, fromdrone. Post midsection and prove you're not fat.

      >play fighting game
      >use a move that can be punished
      >get punished
      >HOW COULD THIS BE
      They developed ER so the enemies catch you off-guard for doing things you used to get away with. In short, the intention is that you need to adapt to them being smarter, and use different strategies.
      Or keep whining about how unfair everything is.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't happen against other players in fighting games. This only happens against the AI. And everyone agrees it's bad game design in fighting games. Try again. I have more experience with the game than you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yeah human players never punish bad moves in fighting games. Sure.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          come chug a flask right in my face homosexual, i dare you. see what happens

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't heal in PvP. It shouldn't be allowed. Fromdrones killed their own pvp mode. Even colosseum is dead because shitters like you couldn't stop using magic and faith healing. Fromdrones are ironically the reason why their own games die as fast as they do. That's why their opinions shouldn't be taken seriously. They hate their own games.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't heal in PvP. It shouldn't be allowed.
              So then why are you mad that healing is easy to punish?

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combination of low standards and marketing, like all popular AAA slop. Your average SoulsBlack person is a 7th gen babby.

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with pure gameplay games that makes the Gankeredditor seethe in boiling anger? I never seen movie games besides mgs get bashed this hard. I guess this place is filled with westoid lovers in recent years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is it with pure gameplay games that makes the Gankeredditor seethe in boiling anger?
      They just literally refuse to get good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ideal Ganker game is a gacha game nowadays where they can jack off to breasts every 4 hours. Any other game is too hard, too stressful, too anxiety inducing, too try-hard, too sweaty, too unintuitive, too boring, etc. Out of 300 posts, there's maybe 5 real opinions that aren't just regurgitated reddit posts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a pure reddit game. Promoted by reddit. Sekiro would be a game with decent gameplay. Elden Ring has massive input lag, stun lock, and clunky movement. You're mind broken by how bad modern games are. This is why you think Elden ring is good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      le post ironic contrarianism

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >admitting it's Reddit
        This is all I want. I want fromdrones to acknowledge this. It's fine if you like the game or its objectively bad design. But to lie and say it isn't praised by Reddit is a lie. I applaud you for being man enough to admit it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every game you like is praised by redditors troon-kun

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >elden ring is everygame and it's shit and liked by reddit
            yes?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >troony's goon-addled brain short circuits
              lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if reddit loves the game and reddit is full of gays that makes the game a gaygame

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That probably sounded more scathing in your head

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it is, you're simultaneously trying to claim the game isn't trash while claiming it both is and isn't praised on reddit depending on which line of illogic you're using at the moment

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Elden ring is just another shit game praised by Reddit
            That's literally what I said, fromcuck moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everything you like is praised by reddit, troony

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >goyslop is praised by reddit
                no wonder you're so desperate to claim this goyslop isn't praised by reddit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Denounce the Talmud and Israel. Prove you're white.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know or care what is praised by reddit because I dont use the website you troony freak

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was in another league compared to every game that's come out in the past few years. I won't even argue that it's great or not. I think it is, but get why you would think it's shit. That doesn't change the fact that it is noticeably better than anything else in recent memory which is no matter which way you see it, a major problem.

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What age did you grow out of your fromshart phase? I think i was around 15-16

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once again EldenCHADS have won EVERY argument in yet another shazamcord coordinated schizo thread. The greatest game of all time retains its throne, shazamgayLORDS get to slink back off to their discord to recoup and come up with a new strategy. How are we feeling EldenGODS?

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of games do you guys like?

    I personally don't have a preference on or stick to any one genre, if I like the game, I like the game

    also, whatever happened to this game's dlc?

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered by Godrick, huh?

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of mental illness causes somebody to talk to themselves so much

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS STOVE IS INPUT READING WHY CAN'T I JUST TOUCH IT WHEN I WANT TO

    FRICK FRICK FRICK IT'S DOING AOE HEATING TO PUNISH ME WHENEVER I TOUCH IT

    THERE'S 10 DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND 4 DIFFERENT STOVETOPS AND THEY ALL BURN MY HAND

    STOVEgayS WILL LITERALLY DEFEND THIS BAD HEATING DESIGN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your meds, now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO shazamSUBHUMANS completely destroyed by this post, they are SEETHING

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah dude the boss design is great
      >yeah I mean you have to run for a solid minute in the opposite direction of them just to heal but it's fun I swear

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you don't.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't run across the arena before trying to heal
          TIME FOR YOUR STAB, ANON

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heal when they either fly away from me or when I knock them onto the floor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can understand being annoyed with input reading tbh.
      But it's not really that big of deal in the grand scheme of things.
      The player has a lot more bullshit that they can utilize at the end of the day.

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really sick of From games using Bloodborne enemy design without Bloodborne player design.
    You know how to shut down every argument against the dogshit hyper aggressive bosses? The rally system, simple as that. It was such a game changer that it totally shifted the gameplay style without major mechanical shifts. You got hit? Well nut up and go ham on the boss unless you're too much of a pussy. It keeps the gameplay flowing and lets the player match the aggression of the boss, it was unironically genius and they never used it again. Now you just sit with your thumb up your ass for openings to attack and opportunities to heal in between unreasonably long barrages.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely wrong, elden ring boss design is god tier. You're just shit and filtered.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elden ring boss design is god tier
        Margit is one of the worst bosses they have ever put into one of their games, it's an amalgamation of every complaint you see in these threads stuffed into one boss, it's like a parody. I don't want to hear "W-WELL I BEAT IT" either, just because you could beat the boss doesn't mean it's well designed, you can apply that same homosexualy argument to the fricking Bed of Chaos.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing wrong with margit, in fact he's one of the best bosses in all of video game history. you're just shit and didnt git gud which is why you were filtered

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top 3 favorite ER bosses. Go.

        1. Godfrey, First Elden Lord
        2. Radagon/Elden Beast
        3. Mohg, Lord of Blood.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Radagon, Maliketh, and Godrick

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is better? Elden Ring or RE4 Remake? There is an objectively right answer btw

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shazamcord has been beaten so harshly they have nothing left but grade school insults
    EldenGODS on a victory lap

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Denounce the Talmud and Israel. Prove you're white.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A troony, leftist, or Redditor would never denounce the Talmud and Israel. Only a white person can do it. That's why it's a perfect litmus test. I've yet to see a fromdrone come forward and prove they're white.

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Souls, tendie, and gacha games are public enemy #1 on this site.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's actually fun and doesn't hold your hand like most AAA trash?
    Why is there such a huge hate campaign on Ganker for this game almost two years later? Did you get frustrated by the difficulty of the game, find the story telling too opaque, or are you guys just butthurt over the admittedly annoying elements of the fanbase that make playing "hard" games their entire personality?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I know is this thread made me click reinstall.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shazam trannies have going since even before Elden Ring released.
      They wanted the game to fail desperately.
      When game out and succeeded.
      The Shazam trannies have been seething and dilating since.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can simply use the internet to get everything in the game, and progress through the story. Fromsoft is just a bad developer that didn't put basic features in the game to make it fun. You're a moron if you actually played for 18 hours straight with no rest. It also proves you're fat for being that sedentary.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a shill and probably hasn't played the game, here's just here to pretend to talk about the game. He's also responding to himself to bump his own thread. He's been doing this for over 10 years

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can simply use the internet to get everything in the game, and progress through the story.
        Whoah totally not like every other video game ever made

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is you have to use it here. Those that say otherwise are liars or fat people without lives that played all day and don't have jobs and what not. They can always prove me wrong by posting those midsection.

          i hate you so much dude

          Because you don't have an argument. I'm destroying your troony from cult.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The difference is you have to use it here
            Zoomers are a fricking disease

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Allow me to rephrase it, fromdrone. If you're fat and without a life, sure, you can play for 18 hours a day, smacking every invisible wall that you luckily find, etc. But a normal person doesn't have this time. You can always prove me wrong and make the claim that you're the outlier. Post your midsection and prove you're not fat. Otherwise I can't take you seriously.
              Also, yes, it's 100% impossible to get every achievement, item, weapon, etc without the Internet. This is an objective fact. But of course this is only an issue if you're a completionist.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go play your vapid gachashit, goldfish brained loser

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted. Non argument, etc.

                posts like these are so obviously inorganic and scream tourist so much. you discordgays need to learn that slow and steady is the way to go, you can't just sperg out and flail around insanely like this without everyone immediately knowing what's happening and rolling their eyes.

                I hate reddit and its games. Now denounce the Talmud and Israel

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I hate reddit and its games.
                why? you're clearly subbed to r/gamingcirclejerk and trying to own the chuds???

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything I've been saying is anti Elden Ring, moron.

                >rebut this moronic strawman, heh can't do it huh looks like I win again
                lol

                You've conceded. No more yous.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's such a moron he doesn't realize that anti Elden ring is inherently anti Reddit. Fromdrones really are moronic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more redditcord projection

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've said this a lot, but this is probably the first time I really mean it, and really think it would be for the benefit of everyone who knows you, kys.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit ringers can't take the heat.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure sure, you should go back though

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've been shitting your pants in impotent rage over a video game for 18 months straight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Reddit ringers
                what the frick is a reddit ringer? are you just typing so furiously flooding this thread with your insanity that you meant to type Black folk? Take a break. Go
                >touch grass
                >unironically

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back in the day, fromdrones were very active on the internet but mainly gamfaqs. They eventually got shunned and bullied off gamfaqs for obvious reasons. People naturally detest cults. It's where their infamous get good catchphrase came from, from Souls 2. Reddit ring is the first time they reared their heads since then. They became redditors to blend in, and hide the fact that they're the same people from back then. Reddit is the only place they're welcome. They get called out here and they don't like it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People naturally detest cults.
                Which is why they despise you obsessed trannies so much, yeah

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                not reading that, kys tho

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rebut this moronic strawman, heh can't do it huh looks like I win again
                lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Denounce the Talmud and Israel. Prove you're white.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                posts like these are so obviously inorganic and scream tourist so much. you discordgays need to learn that slow and steady is the way to go, you can't just sperg out and flail around insanely like this without everyone immediately knowing what's happening and rolling their eyes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh don't try and win by calling him a fat weasel, he knows he is one and loves it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh don't try and win by calling him a fat weasel, he knows he is one and loves it

            >exactly one minute apart
            Try not to be so cartoonishly obvious buddy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you not respond to me so frivolously schizo? It's disgusting

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's disgusting is your blatant pathetic samegayging, reddit-kun

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No more yous schizo

                put some effort in

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate you so much dude

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a shill and probably hasn't played the game, here's just here to pretend to talk about the game. He's also responding to himself to bump his own thread. He's been doing this for over 10 years

        I'd bet 20 bucks this is the same person.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah this thread is obviously a coordinated effort from their shazamtroon discord.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They could be a little less obvious with the samegayging. Their behavior is doubly baffling because not only are they trying to "destroy" a game for autistic reasons they failed spectacularly so they... double down on the attempts over a year later? Okay? Seems like a lost cause but more power to them I suppose.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they failed spectacularly so they... double down on the attempts over a year later?
              They never stopped dude, they do this literally every day. I'm convinced it's some kind of intentional humiliation ritual, I've never seen a group of morons lose so utterly and just keep coming back to get their buttholes blown out over and over and over

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              troonys are mentally ill. hating from soft is all they have until they eventually kill themselves.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is you have to use it here. Those that say otherwise are liars or fat people without lives that played all day and don't have jobs and what not. They can always prove me wrong by posting those midsection.
        [...]
        Because you don't have an argument. I'm destroying your troony from cult.

        What does Elden ring do that other games don't do aside from removing basic videogame features like a pause button?

        So what I'm getting here is that ER is a bad game because you need to spend time playing it, something you can't do if you're a very busy man who needs to pause games to check Ganker every other minute.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bad game for many many reasons, it's bad because cyberpunk is bad, because starfield is bad and because BG3 is bad. They all have similar problems and most of them come down to the devs that make them being incapable of game development any longer from growing too large as companies.

          I'd argue fromsoft was never even that capable of game design and are simply a marketing gimmick "get gud".

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he's still blathering
            You lost, troony. Close the thread

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So those games are bad because they were developed bad and designed bad, I see.
            Please elaborate on those gamedevelopment and design mistakes.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, name the first similarity between starfield and elden shart

              Here I'll do it for you, emptiness

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he's still blathering
            You lost, troony. Close the thread

            >Close the thread
            he's right. just click x, and move on. out of sight out of mind, you're only going to get your feelings hurt more and more the longer you stay after your fricking insane sperg tirade.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >Close the thread
            he's right. just click x, and move on. out of sight out of mind, you're only going to get your feelings hurt more and more the longer you stay after your fricking insane sperg tirade.

            the thread
            He's right anon. Just leave and take a breather. Play a game or something. Something fun, like Elden Ring maybe

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's bad because it's too popular
            lmao

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think From could have done a lot better with Elden Ring. Too many monsters and bosses are reused too often, optional dungeon loot is almost always worthless to your character, the bosses are now designed to trick you into rolling too early or have insane combos that are hard to learn, and the game itself goes on for a region or two too long.
    But despite this I really enjoyed myself for that first run. I felt a sense of adventure and discovery I hadn't experienced in a game in almost two decades and the combat was still the fun Souls content I was hoping for. I still found the flaws annoying and it slightly detracted from my overall enjoyment, but not enough to ruin the game for me. The mountaintops can frick off though. The game really should have ended at the Royal Capital and Faram Azula especially came across as unfinished content thrown into the final build.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bosses are now designed to trick you into rolling too early
      This is my biggest problem with the gameplay. They know rolling is overpowered, so how do they fix it? Metagame the shit out of the player. Just fricking nerf it already, christ. At least they sort of buffed shields finally but against the majority of bosses they are STILL worthless because of stamina breaking basically being a one shot which is pushed into the extremes with the 20 minute long combos.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Completely wrong. You're a shitter who never learned how to play the game. Stop posting and git gud, filtered homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally one(1) boss in the entire game that's designed to frick with your roll timing and you spastics still act like it's every single one in the game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It shows that they're aware of the problem but they did nothing but overtune the frick out of the bosses to combat it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Overtuned" is my favorite meaningless buzzword

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calling something a "buzzword" is my favorite way of deflecting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's pointing out that your opinions and even very vocabulary is lifted straight from reddit which you claim to hate.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they did nothing but overtune the frick out of the bosses to combat it.
            so you were filtered. Got it. I've completed it several times. just saying.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is the hardest game you’ve 1CC’d

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fromsoft
        >caring about game balance
        The only thing fromsoft cares about is keeping up their image as a gamer's game by copy pasting the same game 30 times and keeping sony's brand afloat

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't feel very passionately about it one way or the other. I know I know, crazy. Reinstalling though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I had a good time and don't particularly care about some discord's weird hate boner.
      Did the DLC come out yet? I'm hoping it'll be a nice big one, like a new region to explore.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discord's weird hate boner.
        I'm putting money on at least half of it being due to shitters getting filtered.
        Fricking GIRL GAMER TYPES can beat Souls games. They're not actually hard as long as you're willing to re attempt some bosses a few times.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the last 5 posts in this thread were all by the same person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry 6, he got another one in

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The previous post is a samegay projecting

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still enjoying Souls, still enjoying Elden Ring, now cry your pathetic tears about it because you aren't changing a single thing like everything else in your failure of a life.

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls releasing on PC was really the death knell of this site.
    Look at the absolute state of this thread.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this moron has probably been here longer than that judging by his severe mental illness

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's significantly easier than any other souls game and muh open world.

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good, great even. However it does have some pretty severe flaws. Torrent is ass, the open world is a bit boring on subsequent playthroughs, some hotboxes are aids, some bosses are questionably designed.
    But it's fun, challenging, has good lore and atmosphere, many fun build options, and most bosses are extremely fun. Overall solid 7/10

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Reddit ring have over 2 million member? What are the chances that pro Elden ring posts are from at least one of these Redditors?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 million
      >the game sold 20 million+ copies
      Not as damning as you think it is, troonie

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shazamcord is a literal discord cult
    >calls other people a cult to deflect
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's their #1 tactic, projection. They literally always accuse everyone else of what they themselves are doing and they legitimately think no one notices

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's their #1 tactic, projection. They literally always accuse everyone else of what they themselves are doing and they legitimately think no one notices

      can you stop talking to yourself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there you go projecting again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >got caught blatantly samegayging earlier
        >projects again to try to misdirect
        You are embarrassingly pathetic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You are embarrassingly pathetic
          the sad thing is he'll leave this thread actually believing he won and achieved something because he's so fricking delusional.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And he's going to do the exact same thing all over again an hour from now, these "people" are genuinely mentally ill

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop talking to yourself

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              SETTDSOPPPPPPP TASFKJHNLKINGG TOT OU YOURSEFRTKLJMFFF!!!!!!
              This is what you sound like. You need help, and everyone here hates you so you won't get it here.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hmmm maybe if I project AGAIN

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. I'm still not playing Elden Ring.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok then. Thread over. You can leave now.

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen israelites try to slide threads this hard in holocaust denial threads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      look he's running out of steam, thank God

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll just bump this thread every 10 minutes until it archives claiming he won

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it actually is a good game and you're wrong????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does Elden ring do that other games don't do aside from removing basic videogame features like a pause button?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        make you seethe (a lot)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, this word gets overused a lot, and usually by people I fricking hate, but in this case it's absolutely true. It completely mindbroke you.

          >removing basic videogame features like a pause button?
          And there it is, you've never played a single one of these games lmao, case closed everyone this shitposting fricking moron doesn't have a single clue what he's been babbling about this entire time

          [...]
          [...]
          So what I'm getting here is that ER is a bad game because you need to spend time playing it, something you can't do if you're a very busy man who needs to pause games to check Ganker every other minute.

          Literally none of these are answers. LOL

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The shill can't think, that's above his paygrade

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet [...] is?
              Interesting.

              I asked a very simple, basic question. I didn't even use an insult. This is why you're called fromdrones. You're a hive mind that can't think.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The schizo baitposter is only here for baits, as soon as you ask him legitimate questions about his interests he blows you off because his only interest is getting attention on Ganker

                it's pretty sad

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, do

                It's a bad game for many many reasons, it's bad because cyberpunk is bad, because starfield is bad and because BG3 is bad. They all have similar problems and most of them come down to the devs that make them being incapable of game development any longer from growing too large as companies.

                I'd argue fromsoft was never even that capable of game design and are simply a marketing gimmick "get gud".

                ,

                [...]
                please stop posting so much, you're embarrassing

                and

                please stop posting so much when you've already posted the same thing

                count as answers or not?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. The first guy is acknowledging that Elden ring is a bad game. The other two are ad hominem.
                I asked a very simple question. What does Elden ring do that other games don't? It's a very easy question, fromdrone.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can a game not be good if it isn't 100% original?
                Is there even such a thing as a 100% original game? Especially these days?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look how difficult it is to have a conversation with you cultists. It was the easiest question and you still failed to answer. Smh

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally answered your question: sure it doesn't do anything particuarly original, but is originality necessary for a game to be good? Is the sum of all of a game's features not more important than its features in a vacuum?
                Meanwhile, why are you so obsessed with this point in particular?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I asked you what Elden Ring does different than other games. You didn't answer. You're asking your own questions instead of answering mine. What does Elden ring do differently than other games?

                Ah yeah human players never punish bad moves in fighting games. Sure.

                Depends on the matchup and how good you are. Neither matter if everything is reading what you do however.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sure it doesn't do anything particuarly original
                There's your answer bud. ER uses the same formula from the other Souls games, puts it on an open world, and enhances their AI to keep players on edge. It's not original, sure. But does it matter? It worked so well that the game sold to a ridiculous extent and is still being played by 18k people right now despite being a year and a half old.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it doesn't do anything different.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it ain't broke don't fix it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And now you're refusing to say why not doing anything different means a game can't be good.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well elden shart wasn't supposed to be a souls game, that was a large part of the marketing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game was known as dark souls 4 since the start
                >not supposed to be a souls game
                uh ok then

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes the marketing lied about the game not being a souls game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it didn't

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess they lied so badly that everyone knew it was supposed to be a souls game then

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everybody knew it was a souls game when it was first announced and they didn't lie

                I'm sure you have an ounce of evidence for that

                also it's still a lie even if nobody bought it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wanted you to admit it doesn't do anything different. I was successful.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats man.
                Now how does that answer

                Maybe it actually is a good game and you're wrong????

                's question?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That didn't answer the question.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be honest, I've never played Elden Ring.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet

            It's a bad game for many many reasons, it's bad because cyberpunk is bad, because starfield is bad and because BG3 is bad. They all have similar problems and most of them come down to the devs that make them being incapable of game development any longer from growing too large as companies.

            I'd argue fromsoft was never even that capable of game design and are simply a marketing gimmick "get gud".

            is?
            Interesting.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But

            [...]
            please stop posting so much, you're embarrassing

            is an answer huh

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              please stop posting so much when you've already posted the same thing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, this word gets overused a lot, and usually by people I fricking hate, but in this case it's absolutely true. It completely mindbroke you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >removing basic videogame features like a pause button?
        And there it is, you've never played a single one of these games lmao, case closed everyone this shitposting fricking moron doesn't have a single clue what he's been babbling about this entire time

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's on sale
    Aw shit homie I'm buyin

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+F
    >slop
    >12 matches
    holy shit did that forced meme really become a buzzword

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the "people" who are samegayging in this thread.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mythra
      so shazamcorders are xenoblade lovers?

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the OoT of the 21st century

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No its not, Elden Ring is actually good unlike OoT which is shit.

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you shazamtrannies have better things to do?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet [...] is?
      Interesting.

      please stop posting so much, you're embarrassing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so funny there's always a lull when you're obviously regrouping and discussing strategy, then a resurgence. You need to get better at what you're trying to do.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not that bad
    the melee combat was way better when enemies didn't move at mach5 across the screen thou

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I'm out this is just fricking sad now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to why fromsoft threads on Ganker have never been good, it's because this psycho is always in them

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pro nip threads deserve to be mocked along with its cult. It's only supported because it's Japanese. They're all Sony enthusiasts as well.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt its brand loyalty because his psychopathy makes the games look worse, or maybe he's just not aware of that fact

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game needs more rpg elements if it's going to be this long and big. But it's still a long open world rpg with build variety and great combat. Name another open world rpg with actually good combat lul. That's why it sold well. But from can't give us 6 quests for an entire game and expect that to suffice anymore

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do western devs still seethe about it? Is it because it doesn't force you to sit and watch cutscenes for the majority of play time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It flies in the face of the handholding toddlermode design maxims they've been conditioned into thinking are the only "correct" way to make games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it's full priced without microtransactions. morons will still buy cinematic games. Sorry, fromdrone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >troony cultist thinks games not being plagued by predatory microtransactions is a bad thing
        Incredible

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a good thing that Elden Ring doesn't have microtransactions and that it's full priced. In fact, it's why people tend to overrate the game. They're mind broken by such goyslop that an average at best game like Elden Ring is their "greatest game ever". Elden Ring just didn't have competition during the game awards. If it were released back then nobody would dick riding it this hard. It's the same as every other Souls game with overtuned bosses.
          Also, radagon is a troony. There's also body type A and B instead of male and female. You're not allowed to use that insult.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Elden Ring just didn't have competition during the game awards
            You mean aside from Ragnarok, which was literally designed with the express purpose of being the video game equivalent of oscar bait?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              God of war is a movie game. That's not competition. Elden Ring had no competition. So people think it's better than what it is.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                God of War was designed to be the exact kind of game that would sweep the awards. It's the epitome of mass appeal moviegame lowest common denominator crap that normalgays love

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was a big fan of original GoW 1 and 2 on PS2.
                But these recent movieslop GoW games are utter garbage.
                Original GoW on PS2 had very good combat and gameplay.
                I’m sure From took inspiration from it when designing Dark Souls.
                Hopefully new Japanese SCE CEO will stop producing shitty games with garbage combat/gameplay like GoW 2018 and Ragnarok.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I was a big fan of original GoW 1 and 2 on PS2.
                As well as 3. Absolute fricking kino, those games. The new ones make me want to drive off a fricking bridge. Can't be played.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, it’s so boring and bad I just instantly delete the game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly no meme read a fricking book radagon is just the demiurge.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fromsoft has books about the series?
              If that were the case we wouldn't have hundreds of videos on israelitetube with countless opinions on what's going on. And millions of views on each video, again, with their own opinions. Maybe it's just shit story telling. Ever think of that?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you're also forgetting many other factors
            >fromsoft is a fake company held up my marketing (get gud) and is a media lovechild
            >the game released during a historic gaming drought
            >media claim the worst pile of shit imaginable is good if it's the only game released that year

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fromsoft is a fake company
              what the frick is a "fake company" you mentally ill troony? are their employees made of cardboard or something?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fromsoft doesn't exist on its own merit, it exists because it's sony's exclusive fricktoy and because of western media

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's fricking moronic, please never have children.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most fromdrones are fanboys of PlayStation.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry but fromsoft is an idea that you got from marketing. None of their game design reflects the quality of their reputation. They're a dinosaur from the PS12 era kept alive to shit out launch titles for sony

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you literally moronic?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It runs well.
      It's a GAME. All you do is combat and explore.
      western devs love movie games because it's less actual work. You just make the equivalent of a shitty tv show with shitty cgi and the rest of the game is allowed to be boring dog shit drivel!
      They saw the success of mgs and said "what if we do this but with a worse story and dog shit game play! They probably think Kojimas insane for actually trying his best to make a great stealth game to go with his espionage movie games

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just came back from the gym and I'm ready to shitpost in this thread until it reaches bump limit. So long as I live shazamtrannies will never have the last word.

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think this is bad. You should look at the archives around when Elden Ring came. The whole board was unusable because of these shazam trannies.

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    man ER isn't even in my top 3 from games but the way it makes trannies here seeth so much is something to behold

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day. Shazam trannies.

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >500 replies later
    As I was saying, this game is corpo slop open world trash. It fricking blows and that's final.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a seething troony freak, Elden Ring won, your discord lost, and that's final

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a straight white male. I'm handsome and athletic. I played DeS, DS1-3, BB, and even that blocking simulator they came out with. I put like 70 hours into Elden Slop just because.

        It's their weakest offering by far. A completely sovless souls game. That is my opinion.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're an obese smelly troony gooner who lives in your mom's attic, you've never played any of these games as evidenced by you not knowing they've never had a pause button, and Elden Ring will define games in the 2020s just like Dark Souls defined games in the 2010s. You will seethe for the rest of your life about it and you will never change a single person's mind

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is good

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