How did this retard managed to kill thousands of trained mercenaries/agents, including a lot of ex spec ops members from units like the spetsnaz, SAS ...

How did this moron managed to kill thousands of trained mercenaries/agents, including a lot of ex spec ops members from units like the spetsnaz, SAS and Delta Force etc.. just by himself ?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's hot.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    l u d o n a r r a t i v e
    d i s s o n a n c e

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesnt explain anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A misappropriated term that never fit for Uncharted to begin with.
      There is no ludonarrative in Uncharted, the story is 100% linear and doesn't deviate based on player choice. In order for there to be a ludonarrative there needs to be player choice in the story that changes the outcome.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what that means.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a social commentary about talent vs hard work

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luck. He never gets hit. Don't believe, go check gameplay, he doesn't get hit unless he dies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically the canonical answer.
      Nathan Drake is just extremely lucky. Every time he gets shot it misses, when he finally dies it's because his luck ran out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luck. He never gets hit. Don't believe, go check gameplay, he doesn't get hit unless he dies.

        thats lame

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually that's cool

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's an American.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better question is how did he to a sheboon after all that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because cuckmann wanted so
      even if you dont believe in pozzed shit, there is actually zero chance that nadine survive an encounter with drake if you consider all of his feats in previous games or nate just has a femdom fetish

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nate allows nadine to feel like she won because he has a huge thing for being beaten up by women
        kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          any femdom games ?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nate was also way past his prime by 4. He was a nonstop globetrotting murder machine 1 - 3. In 4 he's a paper pushing office stooge suffering a midlife crisis with a bit of belly pudge. Uncharted 2/3 Nate would have kicked the shit out of Nate in 4. And effortlessly kicked the shit out of Nadine and Jake Gyllenhaal.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          even young nate in columbia would have fricked up nadine
          drake in 4 should normally kill her in 10 seconds
          if the game wanted nadine to beat nate, they should have made like nadine + an elite squad of female mercs VS nate
          it would have been way more believable

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or have him get knocked around beforehand, anything, there's tone of easy ways to set up the scene in a way that isn't jarring, but Druckman has a thing for 'strong women' in the most dimwitted literal way possible.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's the main character

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sullivan trained him well

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main character and all that fodder is probably counted as non canon since it's just there to pad out the games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its counted as canon tho
      Lazarevic mention this in uncharted 2, by saying that its weird that nate refuse to Kill him when he killed hundred of men just in by this day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh, well then

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being american. No-one cares about your 3rd world "special" forces.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an American.

      delta force/the mercs from golden abyss are american
      also the SAS are obviously better than ans american unit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the SAS are obviously better than ans american unit
        Yeah saw how good they did in WW2 LMAO.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        >tangles self in rope
        >catches self on fire
        >uncoordinated breach
        >SAS are obviously better
        lmao

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man when's the Nathan Drake Collection coming to PC other than emulating

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said other than emulating

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    moxie

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uncharted > TLOU

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anybody know that
      TLOU is overrated

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a video game.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chloe is basically what nu-Lara is trying to be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      chloe is more of a prostitute/femme fatale than lara
      even the Old lara

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he pick her?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too crazy and prostitute-like

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So that I could

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's an abo mutt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is indian + euro or just full indian

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          indian/australian

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but by australian, they mean white/euro, not abo

            His brother was cool right Ganker?

            cool but could have been cooler

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i was just being pedantic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          indian/australian

          Ok half Indian is a little better but Elena is still superior

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont see how
            elena is cute but wheter its the face or the body, chloe wins

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a thief!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You pick that over this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd pick the pawg.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he wanted a family and she wasn't interested i assume.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Requires fixing, exciting.

      You pick that over this?

      Already fixed, boring.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His brother was cool right Ganker?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boston accent

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What stops naughty dog from evolving their formula
    Even in lous2 its this moronic mix where people are made to have names, extreme gore and you're supposed to feel bad about killing them, cutscenes are obviously made to be dramatic about the important of individual lives.
    But when you get to gameplay they're the same human npc mobs you kill by the thousands in every other game and the 2 style choices don't compliment each other.
    The npcs behave moronic and dont care about their own lives in gameplay, they cant kill the protag with bullets because gameplay.

    I dont get it. Surely some sort of game design change would benefit the dramatic narrative.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's my problem with Uncharted and TLOU. You kill hundreds of people, where are all these fricking goons coming from and why are they so intent on killing you that they will die by the hundreds to do it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in TLOU its moronic
        but in uncharted it make sense since you usually fight private armies that want you dead

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even then it's too many, even Bezos money won't convince hundreds of goons to sacrifice their lives for cash, until this Wagner shit mercenaries have been known for all of history as unreliable, casualty shy troops only kept in line by some greater force. I know its action movie shit and I'm autistic but Uncharted is doing the Indiana Jones thing, and sure he fricks up a lot of guys but not like 200 per movie. The combat really should have been much more difficult and sporadic to emphasize danger, but then they wouldn't have enough filler to pad their games out. Frick it's worse with the nu-Tomb Raiders where Lara is all unsure of herself and shit but has killing ability surpassing the fricking predator, everyone should be shitting their pants when they hear about Lara or Nathan or Ellie but again, gotta pad this shit out somehow

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they all think they can get nate

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The combat really should have been much more difficult and sporadic to emphasize danger
            t. didnt play grounded in either series.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in TLOU its moronic
          ?

          you spend time antagonizing and having conflicts with factions, bandits, zombies, and military police. who in the established narrative, have a beef with the main characters. it's literally the most concrete thing presented to you.

          there are already games that 'have' attempted to sync game design between their narratives and gameplay content. Heavy Rain, F&H, Undertale, Disco Elysium, etc. get shat on here for not following typical video game conventions, regardless of whether they are actually good or not.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its funny you list award winning titles with mass appeal.
            Theres obvious value that comes from making a cohesive product that doesn't unimmerse the player, and where every individual part contributes to a greater whole.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              not really sure how Fear & Hunger or Disco has 'mass appeal'. but if you're so inclined, Pathologic, Torment, Lisa, etc. do not have mass appeal.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fh is a super cheap indie game that got a lot of threads on Ganker.
                Disco was hailed as the best game of all time by some publications.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fh is a super cheap indie game that got a lot of threads on Ganker
                literally fricking ....... so? so does Pathologic?
                >Disco was hailed as the best game of all time by some publications
                and another big . .. . . . so?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you mentally moronic?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you mentally moronic?
                yes.

                but not as moronic as this thread.

                like the question of OP is fricking stupid itself?

                https://i.imgur.com/IYWW07e.jpg

                How did this moron managed to kill thousands of trained mercenaries/agents, including a lot of ex spec ops members from units like the spetsnaz, SAS and Delta Force etc.. just by himself ?

                >How did this moron managed to kill thousands of trained mercenaries/agents, including a lot of ex spec ops members from units like the spetsnaz, SAS and Delta Force etc.. just by himself ?
                what gets me is his concern about these aspects. but the game's universe already establishes there's already fantastical shit like zombies, magic, abandoned pirate resorts, mythical figures who lived and discovered larger than life things, etc.

                and this concerns him? this arbitrary shit? ever consider that its consistent with the game's universe?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      money and delusions of grandeur i think
      can't make the stories lighter to match the tone of gameplay because of the feeling of being "real" hollywood style storytellers telling serious stories, can't de-emphasize combat and make the gunfights more serious because it has to sell millions of copies to the lowest common denominator

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What stops naughty dog from evolving their formula
        Even in lous2 its this moronic mix where people are made to have names, extreme gore and you're supposed to feel bad about killing them, cutscenes are obviously made to be dramatic about the important of individual lives.
        But when you get to gameplay they're the same human npc mobs you kill by the thousands in every other game and the 2 style choices don't compliment each other.
        The npcs behave moronic and dont care about their own lives in gameplay, they cant kill the protag with bullets because gameplay.

        I dont get it. Surely some sort of game design change would benefit the dramatic narrative.

        its Mostly a TLOU problem

        killing hundred of mercs/ennemies is part of the Uncharted identity

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unsharted was the game that prompted the "ludonarrative dissonance" term, and that legacy carried over to lous.
          Cutscnes portray a different reality from gameplay. Human lives value in gameplay = zero while people in cutscenes matter somehow.
          Even there they should consider either changing the gameplay structure so you dont kill people mindlessly, or acknowledge this is a game and write the cutscenes to compliment the gameplay.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            in cutscenes, drake doesnt care for the ennemies apart maybe in the 4

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's on playstation so gets auto aim

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a video game anon

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