A product for everyone but coomers is a product for everyone but coomers.
I wholeheartedly enjoy watching coomers cry. Get your fix somewhere else, away from my vidya.
>I can only associate beauty with my carnal urges so when someone complains about something being ugly I call them coomers with zero self awareness whatsoever
Cope more shill.
I always wondered why people look to entertainment like movies and video games for 'representation' anyway. The whole point of exciting, fun, escapism worlds is that my boring, non-adventurous life ISN'T represented. This isn't fricking congress, I don't need representing in Skyrim or Hyrule, thanks
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WITH MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY TINY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE LITTLE vegana!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING FROG ITS SO GROSS AND ONLY LIVES A FEW YEARS IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR CENTURIES THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Holy shit, holy God, this was so fricking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute fairy life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent fairy life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.
Microsoft...they GET me!!!!
Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fricking years, something about watching loose little b***hes lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fricking wild, the waste of their potential and little bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fricking shit man i hope the game has more vore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FRICK
NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
A product for everyone but coomers is a product for everyone but coomers.
I wholeheartedly enjoy watching coomers cry. Get your fix somewhere else, away from my vidya.
I can't tell which is the best bit of this pasta. It's either the classic >they GET me!!!!
or the 3rd last line being a run on sentence escalating in pace until it bursts into all caps because he can't contain himself any longer
truly a work of art, what a based anon
Richard Ayoade is no less talented a comic than Stephen Fry despite being a brown fellow.
The hero shown may be butt-ugly but given the fairy vore trailer I have hope that the male hero A.K.A. the real main character will be a homoerotic beefcake with a huge wienerbulge.
To this?
Would
10/10 in bongland
A product for everyone is a product for no one.
But they'll never understand.
A product for everyone but coomers is a product for everyone but coomers.
I wholeheartedly enjoy watching coomers cry. Get your fix somewhere else, away from my vidya.
>noooo you can't have attractive characters in a fictional game
I play games to escape the real world not stay in it
fix your shit life then idiot
no one is obligated to coddle your weak ass
well the game will be shit regardless. hope you enjoy those.
>Get your fix somewhere else
Way to prove you're underage. Vidya is known originally for having sexy female designs.
Everyone is a coomer. Sex sells, oldest profession, etc. etc.
Ah yes, and punk is pro-establishment.
>I can only associate beauty with my carnal urges so when someone complains about something being ugly I call them coomers with zero self awareness whatsoever
Cope more shill.
If you think attractive, cute, or good looking women don't exist outside of coombait, you're a good example as to why eugenics should be practiced.
I always wondered why people look to entertainment like movies and video games for 'representation' anyway. The whole point of exciting, fun, escapism worlds is that my boring, non-adventurous life ISN'T represented. This isn't fricking congress, I don't need representing in Skyrim or Hyrule, thanks
Because they're homosexuals who hide their egoism under a veneer of moralism, they don't like being confronted with their own inadequacies.
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WITH MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY TINY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE LITTLE vegana!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING FROG ITS SO GROSS AND ONLY LIVES A FEW YEARS IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR CENTURIES THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Holy shit, holy God, this was so fricking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute fairy life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent fairy life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.
Microsoft...they GET me!!!!
Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fricking years, something about watching loose little b***hes lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fricking wild, the waste of their potential and little bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fricking shit man i hope the game has more vore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FRICK
NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
based voreGOD
cringe redditor
I can't tell which is the best bit of this pasta. It's either the classic
>they GET me!!!!
or the 3rd last line being a run on sentence escalating in pace until it bursts into all caps because he can't contain himself any longer
truly a work of art, what a based anon
Never gets old
https://voca.ro/13EwsNM4sSjS
Why did Harlan Ellison record this before he died?
based vorechads
I thought that Fable fairies were immortal?
>white girl eaten alive by frog good
>fugly english rose bad
bizarro world
https://vocaroo.com/19ztVKQ8c8k5
>All AM vocaroos have the music going on too
goddammit it's so fricking good
my FRICKING hero
*GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK* *GLK*
GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE
Richard Ayoade is no less talented a comic than Stephen Fry despite being a brown fellow.
The hero shown may be butt-ugly but given the fairy vore trailer I have hope that the male hero A.K.A. the real main character will be a homoerotic beefcake with a huge wienerbulge.
What if all the human women are ugly but all the fairy women are hot?