How did we go from this

How did we go from this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To this

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to this 2 whole years later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      european RPG made by elite developers (at the time)

      chinese phone game made for challenged children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BOTW is better. Cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BOTW was a better game than shitcher though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what kind of person makes this image

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Henry Cavill obviously

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather looks for all the korok seeds than play shitcher for 5 minutes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but can you chop any of those trees on those mountains in

      https://i.imgur.com/KU1Wo1r.jpg

      How did we go from this

      , lock them in mid-air while they're falling, beat the living crap out of them with a giant hammer and then climb them and have a nice day on top of the highest peak that you see in the distance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >, lock them in mid-air while they're falling, beat the living crap out of them with a giant hammer and then climb them and have a nice day on top of the highest peak that you see in the distance?
        Nah, but couldn't do that In Morrowind/Gothic/New Vegas and other of the greatest open world games ever made because I value more things than braindead sandbox gameplay.

        If I want to turn my brain off and do "cuhraaaaazy" shit like that, I would pirate Just Cause 2, a 2011 game or Just Cause 3. Mogs BoTW in every way when it comes to that sort of shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Morrowind and Gothic are some of my favourite games ever but the whole point of my post was that graphics don't matter more than gameplay. Gothic easily beats Witcher 3 for me as a role-playing game and yet it looks like shit now. (I loved both, have poured hundreds of hours in W3)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Morrowind and Gothic are some of my favourite games ever but the whole point of my post was that graphics don't matter more than gameplay
            Good thing Witcher 3 has better combat than both of those games and significantly better quests/choices/dialogue options.
            >Gothic easily beats Witcher 3 for me as a role-playing game
            Biggest meme i've ever heard.

            1. Pitiful amount of actual consequence throughout the quests relative to Witcher 3
            2. Exact same issue with the predefined protagonist (that extends onto the sequel)

            Only shit it does better are the npc interactions and overall quantity of dialogue options (even if most are dressing)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Have fun following that marker in Witcher 3. Morrowind and Gothic are much more immersive experiences for me for that reason alone. It's been a while since I last played them but I think they might have better pacing in their main quests too, like how in Morrowind you're just told to wait at some point in the mqs and that completely justifies wandering around doing side content. In Witcher 3 I was constantly like "I gotta save Ciri" and couldn't enjoy any of the (superb) side content until my second playthrough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Have fun following that marker in Witcher 3
                Can be turned off entirely, even without the usage of mods.
                > Morrowind and Gothic are much more immersive experiences for me for that reason alone
                Cool bro, good for you.

                It's very immersive having to write NASA code just to loot a chest in Gothic or missing 60 point blank swings against a mudcrab in Morrowind. fr fr, no cap!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, you can turn the mini-map off but there's no way you're going to reach your destination if you don't stop and look at the marker on your map. The only exception I can think of is when you're given the directions to find Keira's hut, everything else was just too confusing.
                I loved exploring Morrowind, that's something I could never experience in any other game after that. And sure, mechanically both Morrowind and Gothic are much inferior and crappy, there's no denying that. I just hope Witcher 4 learns something from them, it's been 20 years since the release of Morrowind ffs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sure, you can turn the mini-map off but there's no way you're going to reach your destination if you don't stop and look at the marker on your map.
                Why not? That's literally what Super Bunnyhop did for his review of the game.

                You go by landmarks, each map is also segregated and pretty much every quest gives you a location within the quest description.
                >everything else was just too confusing.
                Sounds like you a you problem bud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My bad, I meant to say that the directions are actually incomplete, not just confusing because they're hard to understand. I loved solving the Zachtronics games, I think by now I would have the means necessary to understand some basic directions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Morrowind
                >immersive experiences
                Yeah bro, I really love my excel spreadsheet NPCs, so immersive when everyone says the exact same shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah bro I'm telling you I loved Witcher 3, that's not what I'm talking about. I don't want the developers to hold my hand all the time, that's it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, then yeah, I'll agree with you on that point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                morrowind handled side content and the main storyline progress really well. i agree with what you're saying, even though you sound like a hipster dork.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And I agree with all your other points too, even though having a conversation with you feels like being on the receiving end of an unscheduled prostate exam.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >In Witcher 3 I was constantly like "I gotta save Ciri"
                I'm glad I read the books inbetween TW2 and 3, the entire saga is just Geralt looking for Ciri for 4/5 books, and it takes him MONTHS with lots of "side quests" along the way, so I felt fine doing side quests in 3
                though book Geralt REALLY like to moan about these distractions, even getting called out for it by his RPG party at one point with them saying it's going to be a long search anyway and they need money and supplies on the journey for food, lodging, gear maintenance, etc

                hell even in the game time is moving faster than you think, it takes Geralt a few WEEKS to ride from Novigrad to Kaer Morhen after he gets Uma

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You could do way more than that in just cause 2. JC2 was 7 years old already by the time botw was sharted out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's great but that doesn't change the fact that I don't give a shit about graphics. I'm sure JC2 is an awesome game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            JC2 has better graphics, better physics, AND better destructibility than botw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats literally the one cool thing you can do in that game and its probably unintentional. The rest of the game has the same problems GTA and every other soulless open world game has, except it doesn't have decent writing or graphics to make up for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BOTW was a better game than shitcher though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, played and loved both but BotW is more like a game to frick around in when i'm bored whereas Witcher 3 was a fully fleshed out kino experience.

        I also always end up dropping BoTW after about 2 divine beasts because the lack of unique content kills the gameplay and fricking around with the physics is only fun for a few hours at most.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pirating nintendo games
          You didn't play it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >experienced BoTW at sub 1080p 12fps
            You didn't play it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Playing at framerates and resolution the developer didn't intend you to
              You didn't play it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks the developers didn't complete and bugtest the game on a devkit
                The PC version is literally how the developers first coded and designed the game only to then gut it so it could work on a fisher price tablet.

                Thanks for funding BoTW2 btw, looking forward to pirating the definitive edition of that whenever Nintendos PTSD of Elden Ring is gone.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked breath of the wild.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I don't expect Nintendo games to have high graphical fidelity, I do expect them to have good artistic stylization to account for that fact, and BotW accomplished this pretty well imo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cell shade over basic 3D assets
        >"good artistic stylization"
        Or you could have both, which is what the Witcherkino 3 had

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shitting on W3 for years just to be contrarian
          >Praise it to shit on nintendo because you feel massively threatened by them
          The absoulte state of (you)
          The quality of this board is shit, but it's even worse when kids like you are on summer vacation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ganker is one person
            EST

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was quite a weak RPG though. It was more akin to an interactive movie than an RPG.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ... to this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick happened?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would YOU want to remain in Poland making Europoor wages after adding a critically-acclaimed game to your resume?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keeping your staffing at full production levels is not a good idea, financially, if you are not ready for them to be working yet. Most positions within the game industry are temporary. No exception in Poland.

          After witcher 3's mainstream success they went fully woke with hiring practices, leading to cyberpunk2077 being a huge mess

          In reality its a little bit of all 3.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keeping your staffing at full production levels is not a good idea, financially, if you are not ready for them to be working yet. Most positions within the game industry are temporary. No exception in Poland.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        After witcher 3's mainstream success they went fully woke with hiring practices, leading to cyberpunk2077 being a huge mess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick happened?

      >Ganker learns about contract work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would YOU want to remain in Poland making Europoor wages after adding a critically-acclaimed game to your resume?

      Keeping your staffing at full production levels is not a good idea, financially, if you are not ready for them to be working yet. Most positions within the game industry are temporary. No exception in Poland.

      [...]
      >Ganker learns about contract work

      >Daniel Schneider (below) insists it's all "a coincidence".tiff

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post some Toussaint
    that whole region is literally the comfiest shit in all vidya, I loved the place

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprised that the trannies that made Witcher 3 are also responsible for the shitshow that is cybertroony 2077

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