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how do Ganker fix steam reviews?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ability to report and ban people who post a review with no content related to a game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's related in this specific case

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        game?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          game?

          What game?

          it's related in this specific case

          What's wrong with that review? It describes the game perfectly

          https://store.steampowered.com/app/899970/NEKOPARA_Extra/

          bottom review. it violates us law so it should be taken down

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it violates us law
            Which one?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the one where you get children preganat

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And what children does he get pregnant?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                those in his head

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                zombie zombie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it violates us law
            No. No it does not

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              moronic americans thinking freedom of the press means they can jack off to kids

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're jacking off to cartoons.
                Imagine a low IQ individual, such as yourself, confusing scratches on a cave wall with flesh and blood children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i-it's just a d-drawing guys, n-nothing wrong w-with that h-haha

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's just fiction guys, nothing wrong with that
                Correct, as anyone with a firm grip on reality will tell you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                reality isn't real

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys pedoshit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you are a mass murderer for every game and fictive work you've engaged with that details murder
                You cannot hold the two apart arbitrarily
                Either I have sex with children by fapping to hentai AND you are a heinous murderer or neither of us are anything but people looking at fiction
                >inb4 doublethink twitter cope
                Go back to your sinking ship, rat

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                pedocope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                murdercope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What kids? I call bullshit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              das da skyrim book font

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and you care why?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker isn't your personal army, troony. Frick off.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]

            There is no sex in Nekopara Extra.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              spotted the anon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            congratulation! You have autism!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It describes the game perfectly

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's related in this specific case

            I haven't played Nekopara since the second one, did the MC bang his sister yet? I'll pick it back up if so.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              my guess is no
              abe said incest bad so if siblings are blood related you have absolutely zero chance of them fricking
              the censorship for this is on same as gay shit in china and I wish I was kidding

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can these shitty VN even be called games if there's no choice to be made?
        I remember being memed into playing one where you own a coffee shop and it's LITERALLY just a book but you can bounce their breasts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a game, it's VN. If there's a choice to be made, then it would be called "VN Game"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but since VNs are a sliding scale that can go from actual video game with story told in VN format (Baldr Sky, Rance) to purely kinetic novels with no choices (Umineko, Nekopara I guess) it makes the most sense to just keep all of them on the video game board since that's the format they're sold as.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is wrong with gamers? I don't want to be associated with these kinds of "people" any longer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're on Ganker bro... You're too far gone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And what children does he get pregnant?

          and you care why?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            mashallah

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought they couldn't get pregnant by human sperm

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            El Hamdouli'Allah

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nekopara is safe horny game for ironic weebs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's literally a porn game
          not this one which is kind of a spinoff but most of them are full blown porn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Banning and reporting pedos like this to authorities.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, same with useless guides baiting for Steam points for whatever moronic reason people use them, I don't even care about the review score or anything I'm just sick of these unfunny people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sound good, at least until gays start mass reporting any review that they don't like and some moronic mod bans people for no reason

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ability to report and ban people who post a review with no content related to a game.

      this but for Ganker as well

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with that review? It describes the game perfectly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        game?

        Battletoads

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    extremely cringe, kill you'reselves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plapposting is based. Go back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its literally troons who post that shit and it originated on twitter. Kys.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        plapposting is literally a forced vtuber meme kys

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    game?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna leave this review to TLOU when it goes on sale and i play it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like the ceo of something, but I can't put my finger on what that might be

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CEO of my wiener

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CEO of Dietz Nuts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CEO of PITBULLED INC.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CEO of Being a Good Girl That Goes To School and A Has Friends

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those fricking eyes
        Jesus Christ in heaven, how come not every blender porn artists learned how to avoid uncanny undicky heh valley,
        reminds me of early overwatch porn

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could be an old one I didn't check the age
          same I way I won't check or care about Sarah's age

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no memes allowed, you need to play 25% of the game to post a review.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro sounds like a PS2 megaman boss

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"funny" now lowers review visibility like "not helpful" does
    >common copypasta reviews can now be reported for spam
    doesn't seem very hard

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a base format and an optional whatever you want to type format. Be able to filter between the two. With the base format asking:
    Do you recommend it? y/n
    Did you have technical problems? y/n
    Optional: personal system specs.
    With the review showing hours played and date purchased (within the month).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbh there should be 3 completely unrelated scores

      >the actual game score
      >performance score (bugs, crashes, denuvo, etc)
      >business practice score (launch price, dlcs, ingame purchases, etc..)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like the ability to report shitpost reviews, but its not practical to get a real person to do it. I wouldn't want someone's actual review removed accidently by an automated system either.

        The reviews are nowhere near accurate because all people do is shitpost like a bunch of homosexuals.
        [...]
        I like this. Publishers would cry and Valve would never do it though.

        DLC and companies policies feel too meta. If it isn't directly related to the release title it's bloat. Dlc's often have their own reviews anyway, so just vote negative there.
        Maybe instead add a third option that asks if you got what was advertised. A large number of release titles would get No from that, which would cover your gripes while still focusing on the game, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DLC and companies policies feel too meta. If it isn't directly related to the release title it's bloat
          the point is to "redirect" all the people complaining about those to a separate score, so they don't lower the actually game's score

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're saying you can only select one method of scoring? Because otherwise the people who vote negative there will almost always be voting negative over all. It seems redundant.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, people can vote either one non exclusively.

              so for example:

              >anon with good pc, not caring about money
              good game, good performance, no vote on business

              >brazilian poorgay with a toaster
              good game, bad performance, bad business

              >average anon
              good game, good performance, bad business

              this way, the game will be considered unanimously good, while if you use a single score it will be mixed

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam reviews are fine
    there are shitposts, dumb templete reviews, and repeating memes, but you still can find ones with helpful information, and the fact that it's shows how much reviewer actually played the game, and shows on timescale when reviewbombing/boosting accured, it lets you easily search if something important happend to game
    they are better then metacritic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one $0.03 cs go skin has been added to your inventory

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like the ability to report shitpost reviews, but its not practical to get a real person to do it. I wouldn't want someone's actual review removed accidently by an automated system either.

      The reviews are nowhere near accurate because all people do is shitpost like a bunch of homosexuals.

      tbh there should be 3 completely unrelated scores

      >the actual game score
      >performance score (bugs, crashes, denuvo, etc)
      >business practice score (launch price, dlcs, ingame purchases, etc..)

      I like this. Publishers would cry and Valve would never do it though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer detected. A decade ago this wasn't a problem, reviews exclusively discussed the content. Then your generation grew up and just post words like "sex" and bog it all down.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the "funny" reaction, triple the price of emoji reactions.
    Seriously, could you imagine if something like Amazon products had a "funny" reaction?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the origin of this new meme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Started a couple months ago, some moron just spammed it in enough threads and it eventually caught on. Basically the same origin as every other Ganker meme.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam reviews are unironically the best aggregate user review system for vidya out there.

    I trust them the best outside of my own judgment and Ganker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't trust Ganker; hardly anyone here can adequately process information, and either pretends to be moronic, or is actually mentally deranged.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >visible toes
        life is good

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >average Ganker Tourist post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will PLAP PLAP PLAP! An anti-PLAP-PLAP-PLAP! gay and get them pregnant!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont.
    >someone made a funny review
    This has so little bearing on the overall score that its irrelevant, and it can even be considered a genuine review since they clearly liked it and have given their thumbs up.

    YOU should be able to have the capacity to actually read and discern what information is useful and relevant, dont happer peoples ability to tell their perspective even if its shit.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game ?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any man that can make a grown man type like this is worth playing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Any man
      weird lapsus anon... wanna share something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Any man that can make a grown man type like this is worth playing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grown man
      But the profile clearly states female

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my pronouns page
        what the frick is that shit?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clicked on it and it sent me here

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            so it IS a grown man

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mx.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >heterosexual

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >comrade
            a communist troony, jesus frick.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Redundant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clicked on it and it sent me here

        >anime lover
        >troony

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my pronoun page
        wtf, a full PAGE of pronouns?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey man sometimes you gotta put down every pronoun just to be sure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you cut off the best group ever

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1000 groups
          What the actual frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clicked on it and it sent me here

        >troony is a pedophile
        what a surprise

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you noticed how memes are most of the time unfunny shit, but they're used because they're repeated as hell and make people feel part of an in-group?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s pretty much the definition of an inside joke.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do Gankerers think it's funny to larp as muslims? way more cringe than any steam review

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CP_violation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weak Force
      >causes fundamental particles to transition

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If these are supposed to be reviews then:
    1. set minimum number of characters to 500
    2. ban everyone for lorem ipsum

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fix something that's always been and always will be terrible. Steam reviews are shit because Steam users are largely braindead.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    25 hours played minimum before you can post, ban unicode characters so people are less likely to spam ascii shit, require posts to be 3 paragraphs minimum in coherent language, and the fewer reviews you have written the less likely they are to be shown. also, remove reddit awards entirely.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >require posts to be 3 paragraphs minimum in coherent language
      I don't know sometimes
      "It didn't work" is enough as a review

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's true. another anon mentioned there should be a separate review type for tech problems which could work. i think there should be stricter requirements for reviewing the actual content of the game though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ban unicode characters
      >so people are less likely to spam ascii shit
      american moment

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should also show how many achievements the reviewer has of the game it's reviewing. There are people who only leave the games idle

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      name?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only Steam reviews I trust are negative ones made by schizos with at least triple digits hours count

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should trust positives ones too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what game?

        name?

        prepare to be disappointed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if the review is true. is still a win.

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