How do I beat this fricker, he's literally invincible.

How do I beat this fricker, he's literally invincible.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be VERY gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's op. He's the biggest homosexual I know. A Golden homosexual!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am I gay enough?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still missing Gachimuchi hamon pants wrestling gods, 7/10.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attain heaven homie.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't rewatched this in years. I genuinely don't remember how Requiem beat him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Requiem beat him because it is even more broken than Diavolo's stand.

      Basically, if you even try to harm/touch Giorno or Requiem itself, you will get stuck in an infinite death loop where you get killed by every possible way to die ever, for eternity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Basically, if you even try to harm/touch Giorno or Requiem itself, you will get stuck in an infinite death loop where you get killed by every possible way to die ever, for eternity.
        Diavolos stand cut's time, but that is not the only way to think about his stand. You could also say that his stand conviniently skips the parts that he doesn't like. Requiem makes everything it's touches zero. So what it does is it makes all diavolos actions result in nothing, meaning that instead of choosing what to skip, he cannot do anything: all of his actions result in what fate chooses. Trying to run from a car? Zero. Car hit's him. What is confusing is if it also undoes all his past actions, and he is experiencing all the deaths he avoided, meaning that he has to face all the shit he skipped, but it seems it's worse than that because it said that he does this forever. So he cannot die and cannot do anything, and get's fricked in the ass because that is his faith. That is what you get for selling drugs to children.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his stand conviniently skips the parts that he doesn't like.
          So basically Diavolo is a janny?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's a one piece fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because GER's ability is literally just
      >I win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't beat him, Araki just made up a really moronic stand called Golden Experience Requiem whose power is 'if you even attempt to attack the user or even touch them, you are instantly put into an endless death loop where you get killed randomly by shit around you and then reappear somewhere else and get killed by shit around you over and over again'

      He then later re-used this stand for the main antagonist of part 8 which is why the later half of part 8 sucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Golden Experience generates life out of inanimate things
        >GER imposes death in every possible dying scenario without ever fulfilling it
        How the frick does GER work?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it just works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a nonsense stand made to beat a slightly less nonsensical stand. At least King Crimson makes sense if you just explain it as 'it deletes the cause but keeps the result of the action', allowing you to do things like throw a punch at someone, use king crimson, and the punch lands and they start bleeding from their nose without even knowing that a punch was being thrown.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >come up with seemingly OP unbeatable time-related stand
            >protagonists manage asspull after asspull to be able to beat it
            >this happens again and again and again
            bravo araki

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's possible to beat King Crimson without the asspull, if Narancia wasn't an idiot that iron in blood guy would've done it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that wasn't full power King Crimson though. he could barely erase any time and Doppio had no idea what he was doing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The same principle applies though, you do something that you can't erase. If the Purple Haze guy came KC couldn't do anything since he would just get poisoned after 10 seconds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                KC wasn't beatable. The entire crutch of the fight was Doppio refusing to let Diavolo out, KC would've destroyed Risotto if KC at a fraction of its strength almost did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Risotto was holding back because he didn't know if this guy was the boss. If the boss went out to begin with then he would've gone for the kill ASAP. Also going for the boss in weakened form is a viable strategy, this isn't VS battle to determine who is stronger. Yoshikage Kira was killed by a random ambulance

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That literally doesn't matter. The entire reason the fight happens is because of Risotto's curiosity, Diavolo would've one shotted him before the fight even began, Risotto was destined to lose from some kind of dirty sneak attack. "Weakened boss is a viable strategy" except that objectively proves King Crimson isn't a beatable stand. Risotto is completely irrelevant as he never faced the stand proper.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Especially when the circumstances of that fight are irrelevant to the heroes. Risotto getting lucky (when he only exposes Doppio BECAUSE OF AEROSMITH) doesn't mean the heroes can get that same courtesy. KC objectively isn't beatable in Part 5 without an asspull. To argue otherwise is just stupidly incorrect.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yoshikage Kira was killed by a random ambulance
                After being thoroughly outmatched from Crazy Diamond and the other stands. He was defeated at that point. Don't be a moron anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, GER stopped Diavolo from being able to act. Then it punched him to death into the river, and its ability activated to stop him from ever being dead. It's a bullshit victory and a deus ex machina, but the entire finale was built around attempting to invoke that deus ex machina. It's an I win button, yet everybody was fighting over that I win button so I can't really consider it poor writing. And JoJolion's latter half sucked for many more reasons than just Wonder of U's power.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, GER is just a stupid stand that shouldn't have been put into the series anyway, I can accept Requiems being an 'i win' button, but it was very poorly handled - Ball Breaker and Tusk 4 in Part 7 were far more reasonable and sensible despite going up against what was arguably an even more broken stand. Araki just failed at writing at that part.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Diavolo wrote this post.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >were far more reasonable and sensible despite going up against what was arguably an even more broken stand.
            In retrospective, "metal ball/fingernail being thrown/shot WHILE RIDING A HORSE beating the power of Jesus himself" should be seen as absolutely ridiculous and im amazed that it was explained well enough that nobody has a problem with it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It SHOULD be completely ridiculous and bullshit, but the way it was explained that Ball Breaker and Tusk can both tear through dimensions and other nonsense like that is why it works. Ball Breaker basically opens up the tiny chink in the armor, then Tusk Act 4 just finishes the job.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was just happy to see a hamon equivalent be brought back after so many parts of pure stands. Seeing how little Hamon is utilized in part 3 and what little of a fight Joseph put up against Dio still has me bitter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Diavolo wrote this post.

            He died from a police raid that had the wrong address

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would argue the only time Araki ACTUALLY wrote himself into a corner was when Cars got the Stone of Aja. Because at that point I think he realized, "ah frick, I just took away literally the only weakness of his species. Uhhh.....Joseph pulls yet another strategy out of his ass to beat Cars unconventionally"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Joseph pulls yet another strategy out of his ass
              Because he's anime Indiana Jones, and thus following the man's legacy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jotaro's time stop was pretty asspullish. I guess it was foreshadowed a bit with the World and Star Platinum being very similar aside from the time stop but I still feel like it came out of nowhere. Kars' defeat was pretty in line with the rest of part 2, where an all powerful villain who thinks he's smarter than he actually is gets beaten by common slight of hand

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be like that. It worked well enough as a one time appearance anon. What you complain about doesn't really matter since Araki is known to give weaknesses so GER would've been retconned to be beatable anyway and purely exist as a counter to Diavolo and Diavolo alone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wonder of U isn't GER, it's a stand that turns your life into a Final Destination movie if you try to oppose it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah? I never said otherwise, unless you meant to reply to the other post. WoU is very bullshit but it's not why JoJolion dropped the ball through the floor.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wonder of U is just Love Train+Bites the Dust

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He then later re-used this stand for the main antagonist of part 8 which is why the later half of part 8 sucks.
        It's less cuz of that and more because he came outta nowhere, the villains were overall weak, and Jobin got dropped.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was just one of several problems iwth part 8.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Part 8 is kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tooru was a shit villain with a kino stand.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          man i love Wonder of U, such a cool stand, his voice is really cool in All star battle too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He then later re-used this stand for the main antagonist of part 8 which is why the later half of part 8 sucks.
        Take your meds, anon. Wonder of You was also an incredibly broken stand but it had clearly defined rules on how it worked, unlike GER. The stand made sense but it was too powerful so Araki once again had to invent an overpowered upgrade for the main character to beat him.

        Part 8 definitely had some problems and was all over the place though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why Kira is the king of JoJo villians. His power isn't impossible to deal with, just incredibly dangerous. Nobody needed a nonsense power boost to defeat him, just wit.

          Likewise, this is also what made Joylne a good protagonist. Stone Free was very conventional but diverse in application and didn't feel ass pull moronic like Gold Experience.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, it's called a joke. I was making a joke with GER and Wonder of U basically having the same end result - you randomly die if you try to fight the user.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King Crimson: effect without cause
      GER: cause without effect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He beat it because stand arrows give you the perfect power for whatever you desire.
      >Kira wants to remain undetected
      >gets bites the dust that sends him back in time and kills the person it was used on
      >Giorno wants to defeat Diavolo
      >gets GER that has the power of removing the results but keeping the action, so it doesn't matter what Diavolo does, because the action gets reversed before the results can take place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just tank it and have quick reflexes?

      The other anons are slightly wrong, GER's powers is to nullify effects even when the things happen, iirc it was just used twice.
      First it was GE getting its head destroyed by King Crimson, and in turn Giorno's, but GER just nullified that effect even though the process of getting attacked did happen.
      Then it was GER beating the crap out of Diavolo, killing him, but he nullified the "death" part, so now Diavolo is stuck in a loop of forever "getting killed" but never reaching the point of death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pucci resetting whole universe means that kc is actually free from ger loop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Requiem punched him.
      Like yeah there was cause without effect bullshit after, but ultimately, GER punched him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The actual fight is getting the Stand Arrow to Giorno. The moment he got the arrow Diavolo had lost. GER vs KC is just the unfailable victory lap battle after you beat the last boss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diavolo is Cause. Giorno is Effect. Both remove their property as per their powers.

      So with Diavolo things happen spontaneous and arbitrarily for no fricking reason, leaving only confusion and a defined result.

      With Giorno nothing EVER concludes or has an effect. Once a process begins, like saying punching a man in the face. He will continuously be punched forever.

      Giorno quite literally gives Diavolo a death he will never ever experience the conclusion of, he will forever die infinitely. Its fricking brutal as hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So with Diavolo things happen spontaneous and arbitrarily for no fricking reason
        tbf, the reason is there, but only Diavolo gets to exist in the space where the thing happens. It also has some arbitrary rules like he can't actually hurt anyone during the deleted time, he can just set things up for when the deleted time happens, like he starts the process of throwing Narancia into the fence but couldnt actually do it until time skipped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I genuinely don't remember how Requiem beat him.
      Diavolo sees whats coming and skips what he wants
      Giorno keeps you at that moment, never leaving it, but also never knowing what the frick is happening
      they are basically opposites

      >KC sees a your own death and skips it
      >GER keeps you dying in different ways that you never know from where it's coming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recently re-read vento aureo and thought it sucked ass compared to when I watched the anime. On the contrary I thought Diamond (manga) was a lot of fun compared to Diamond (anime) which is a piece of shit.
      Everyone keeps pulling skills out of their asses. And I know this is Jojo and to an extent "you don't take things seriously" but this shit is beyond egregious at points even for jojo standards.
      Giorno and Diavolo are two fighting manga disagraces with their constant asspulls, new abilities (that they have to convolutedly explain every time they use them to no avail), and "thing that happens once or twice and doesn't line out with their skills or get mentioned at all".

      God vento aureo sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giorno magically gains a new stand that just lets him win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King Crimson: Remove cause, leave effect.
      GER: Leave cause, remove effect.

      GET had priority because it’s action happens first and will continually reset everything any other Stand attempts. It’s why Diavolo keeps dying without being able to die.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's susceptible to being grabbed

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite character is kakyoin. Both in the game and the show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, mine too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He jobbed after saying that.
        What did he mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That he's the average Ganker user

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the results

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how so I beat this fricker
    you beat him by fixing him, winning his heart and then proposing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo monstrously evil serial killer
      >also fricking 6'6 and muscular
      >let's put him in a tight wedding dress looking girly
      who is this for, drawn by a woman?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fujoshits are mentally defective.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proper red blooded homosexuals not you pissy babies that need to draw a girl and call it a boy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But why take a giant dude who's jacked then make him look like a trap?? It looks off just go to actual traps who actually look like delicate girls

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's an ambush Anon, not a trap.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a man in a dress anon, it's regular cross dressing not drag.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Proper red blooded homosexuals not you pissy babies that need to draw a girl and call it a boy.

              nta but with that moronic waist and hourglass figure, anon, that shit is basically draw girl call guy levels of trap. Let's not act coy here and call it what it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's just accurate to the way Araki draws

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily, I've seen femanons obsessed with very masculine men crossdressing. Very mentally ill femanons, but still.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dio had the arrow
    >never occurred to him to just stab his stand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's too convoluted. The much more obvious way to upgrade your stand is to find someone free from all worldly desires and have him sacrifice 36 people to your bone to produce a green infant, utter 14 words in front of it, then travel to Cape Canaveral during a specific phase of the moon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heaven was a convoluted plan, but it lead to a hell of a finale so I’ll allow it. Plus, all the weird body horror made it reminiscent of Part 1, which helps drive home the parallels between Jonathan and Jolyne.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The arrow Diavolo has is different, it's the only arrow that can create Requiem stands. It's like the master arrow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The anime at least firmly establishes that Diavolo sold all the arrows except one he knew was specials.

      Besides, perhaps Dio knew that The World Requiem wouldn't be useful or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knew that's what would happen. Polnareff himself only found out because he was clumsy and stupid enough to stab his stand by accident.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried using the power of Gold Experience Requiem to send him into an eternal death loop from which he may never escape?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diavolo always reminded me of Poison, but with makeup and a flat chest.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single vidya character who can defeat him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noita. She will be experimenting with her spells when she accidentally destroys the planet. Since she wasn't targeting Toru she doesn't get attacked by calamity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Josuke (part 8)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally part 8 joske, he is in all star battle and eyes of heaven

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ASBR & EoH Gappy doesn't have Soft & Wet Go Beyond so no, he can't beat him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he still has it, he just doesn't know how to activate it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man that was a dumb decision for ASBR
          >we won’t update Part 8 content and we’re gonna stagger the release of Part 6 content to avoid spoiling people who haven’t seen them yet
          >but the Part 7 stuff will be completely untouched, whatever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's confirmed that Part 6 content was staggered because they had to coordinate with Shueisha and their demands. It would be moronic to heavily market Part 6 anime then release a game that gives away everything that'd be in the anime. Part 7-9 aren't animated yet nor are they undergoing a marketing campaign so it makes sense why they don't care about their content.

            The true reason of Part 8 not getting content is the simple fact that people cared about the other inclusions more or were easier to put in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that this man is 89 years old?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        89? Fricking seriously?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, in retrospect its probably not true. He's almost certainly older

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure some touhou characters like Yukari, Sakuya or Reimu could, assuming they aren't limited by spell card rules.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see him get defeated at the end of Part 8. And Tooru might actually be the weakest most pathetic JoJo villain to date.

      Funny Valentine was a goddamn master piece of a villain character in comparison to him.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Need an asspull to beat the final boss
    What the frick was he thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I wonder what he was thinking...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newbies do NOT open this image.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can anyone explain me this meme? I opened the pic, now what

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Back in the day Ganker's coding was fricking terrible at detecting if there was hidden data embedded in an image and there was a copy of Araki biting into a donut being passed around that had a virus in it. You can't upload the version with the virus anymore, the site would detect the data.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Back in the day
              how long ago? because I've been wasting away on Ganker for a few years and my pc has been doing weird things for a while. AM I already fricked bros?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like 2007ish

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay I'm safe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because I've been wasting away on Ganker for a few years and my pc has been doing weird things for a while.
                You probably did something moronic like use a bad rom site
                Or one of those "convert youtube to mp4" sites that almost all have viruses
                Or went on a porn site without an updated adblocker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I did all three of those within the last week

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My man.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You can't upload the version with the virus anymore, the site would detect the data.
              You poor deluded fool. My stand's power..!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now you're FRICKED.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Common Jobbler L

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newbies do NOT open this image.

        too late

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Random arm stabbing Kars in the neck
      >SAME TYPE OF STAND
      >Actually a good number of coincidences which feel... poetic(and ruined by that story that tells us that Kira's hell is becoming a cool ghost detective)
      >GER
      >Pucci fricked himself over and a not Joestar defeated him
      >Johnny gets fricking infinite power, gets it turned back into him and the villain gets defeated by a normal girl who is very smart
      I dont even remember how Jonathan vs DIO ended, but the fight SHOULD have ended when he split his head open vertically with the sword, I thought Hamon infused shit essentially obliterates anything vampire/pillar related?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The arm in neck was the Joseph luck roll that sealed the deal, but ultimately what defeated Kars was the split-second Joseph used Aja to channel Kars’s Hamon into the active volcano.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First time with a Jojo part? All of them do this, Part 4 just had the asspull be through the villain's side.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    diavolo's and cioccolata's punishments should've been switched

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *enters the thread"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *doesn't pursue you*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hate this homosexual stand so much

      I was just happy to see a hamon equivalent be brought back after so many parts of pure stands. Seeing how little Hamon is utilized in part 3 and what little of a fight Joseph put up against Dio still has me bitter.

      Yeah the golden ratio spiral stuff was fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tooru himself has no charisma compared to his alter-ego and the ending to part 8 is a mess but Wonder of U is a great boss stand.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wonder of U is a shit boss stand, what are you talking about? A stand and user that you cannot attack directly, indirectly, by accident or even think about attacking ruins any cool way of fighting it. The entire fight had us thinking of cool ways for them to overcome WoU but all of them were shot down so the most boring and lazy route is the only one to win.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hydro Storm is the coolest attack. Also I like Yasuho and Josuke combo attack gets him (Go Beyond does pierce damage, Paisley Park games causality to so the random attack pattern hits Tooru). Like I said, the ending is a mess, but I liked WoU

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someday I'm going to marry Jolyne.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite stand is it aint me

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah… no wonder Anasui was able to bag her in the corrected universe. Between this and jerking off to moonlight coming in through prison bars, b***h’s got a powerlevel she’s keeping under wraps.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is jojolands going? left off after they getting attacked by cats in the woods.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple, you just and you'll beat him.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win, Giorno or Rohan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forget if Rohan can write on himself. He could potentially just go "GER doesn't work on me" as a thing and just punk Giorno. The GER hax only seems to happen if its aimed at Giorno, nothing stopping you from proverbially buffing yourself first.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thus Spoke has him use it on himself once iirc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That wouldn't work. Rohan can't stop another stand from killing him unless he writes on it first.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The poison guy could have unironically beaten him which is why he got written out. Alternatively overwhelming force where it doesn't matter if he can see a skip a few seconds if he still ends up in the effective blast zone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he got written out because he's got a villain stand. It dominates the dynamic completely and turns it from the villain's fight into Purple Haze's fight. The poison capsules are so strong and so indiscriminate they can only really be used in one way. It'd be the same every time so Araki was right to do it.

      Could it beat Diavolo though?... Honestly I think you're right, it could. But I also don't think Araki knew what Diavolo's powers were when he wrote Fugo out of the story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It couldn't beat Diavolo. Diavolo has Epitaph to singlehandedly nullify any attempts to trap him, just like how Risotto had Diavolo in a checkmate and still lost.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Purple Haze is a villain stand, Fugo was supposed to be a traitor. Giorno was going to defeat him because he already made an immunity. The actual reason Fugo was written out is because Araki didn't like the plotline, he thought it was too dark and depressing that their group would be torn apart by in-fighting so he dropped it entirely.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Fugo literally make a phone call to Diavolo in the anime?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, that was Doppio

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Fugo got written out because of the traitor arc. Purple Haze would get checked by King Crimson. It literally does matter that Diavolo can skip because Diavolo is intangible and can read the safest spot to be with Epitaph. He can reposition himself anytime he wants, beyond ways Fugo can comprehend. He already knows Fugo's ability too, Fugo would be destined to lose that battle either being done in by his own virus or from the many ways KC can kill him.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he likes jumping ahead so much, have him keep jumping into death

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If ger is so strong and works passively then why was it not activated against gay priest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The arrow falls out of GER at the end of the fight. Giorno needs to stay Gold Experience to call out GER, it doesn't stay GER'd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Araki wrote Eyes of Heaven's plot and Giorno can go Requiem at will now in that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EoH is a wierd alt universe combined timeline thing where it pulls people at the absolute peak of their power.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giorno was busy having fun at Disneyworld

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time acceleration by itself it's not harmful to living beings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ger can only revert attacks and the attackers will. Pucci accelerating time is by all intents and purposes not an attack. Thats why most Stone Ocean AU Endings with giorno are bullshit because as long as Pucci doesnt attack Giorno, Requiem would be useless in the fight since he can only revert damage on Giorno, not Jotaro or Anasui

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why doesn't ger remove the consequences of gravity and let giorno fly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ger cant remove consequences, he can only revert attacks against giorno. Gravity isnt an attack

          SUN could beat WoU

          wou has at least multiversal if not outerversal durability, the sun wouldnt be able to beat it

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spin to win baby!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just need to understand his powers and you'll beat him

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Winners finals is kino. Watch it.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Hey Ya! Requiem or Hey Ya! Over Heaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't improve on perfection.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey Ya! Over Heaven
      it would essentially be what made in heaven is, as that is what DIO wanted his heaven stand to do
      >Hey Ya! Requiem
      Reqiuem stands give your stand new abilities specifically YOU need at the current time. Thats why SCR was Wonder of U Lite and GER was the "remove effect from cause" against KCs "remove cause from effect"

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite stand is the one with the little army men.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone said wonder u or whatever his name is is op as frick how did he lose?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A combination of a stand that attacks randomly with a spin that doesn't exist and a stand that reads every possible future and sets the best route. Non-existent attack aimed at impossible to hit enemy so it hit him.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wonder of U, it's a draw, neither can chase the other

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Wonder of U wins that because Diavolo's autism is too strong and he can't spam the skip.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diavolo has no way of hurting WOU. WOU is literally invincible outside of spin asspulls or GER saying nuh uh.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand the style of jojo part 5 and up, the previous parts have a cool style and the designs are great, then suddenly part 5 and everyone's some sort of zesty twink wearing makeup and dressing like a gay fashion model

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can deal with part 5 and even enjoy it because it's legit endearing and the characters are likeable,
      but 6 onwards is shite and the exact opposite, araki's a frickin hack to the max and as much as i genuinely like giorno and his stand, it IS just broken and terribly written. Like a guilty pleasure, though im not guilty in enjoying it.
      >did he even say anything when toriyama died?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with 6? The only thing I really don't like so far is how pussy shit all of Dio's sons are.
        Like I was hyped as shit for them and they're all totally lame, even if Araki sort of realizes this and tries to keep Don around longer all he does is make him progressively less cool.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What's wrong with 6?
          >lists a major problem with 6
          kekl'd

          When did you realise Jojo is crap?

          the fanbase. but, like i said reserve my stopping point of jojo at 6 and keeping it there. Satisfying enough ending.

          Man it must be crazy that he's stuck as a turtle..what an ending. I'm surprised he never called jotaro after that. They can still understand him.

          which is hilarious, for araki to end a little part of stardust crusaders on such a bizarre note.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >List's a major problem with part 6
            So far it's the only problem. Most of the inmate stand user fights are great especially the Survivor Arc.

            I guess the only other lame fight was Yo Yo Ma. It wasn't because it wasn't interesting, it was because I just can't buy the whole "He's so pathetic we're letting down our guard" thing.
            Like it feels like something incredibly japanese, like a part of their "respecting humble guests" type shit.

            Yeah he is virtually indestructible but the game plan should be "lets try to get as far away as possible from this thing" not just "accept him" with the occasional ass pummelings because he almost won.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man it must be crazy that he's stuck as a turtle..what an ending. I'm surprised he never called jotaro after that. They can still understand him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Part 5 is hard carried by the supporting cast. Giorno is shit.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so just showing the back of wonder if you will trigger it to someone who sees it?

    Jesus Christ that's OP. Imagine putting it in a billboard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to pursue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Driving towards billboard

        >Not pursuing

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realise Jojo is crap?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name 1 good shonen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Evil Detective Nougami Neuro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At the end of part 8. I have zero hope for part 9

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jojo is fun but most of it is genuinely like 2 kids having a imaginary battle where they keep making up bullshit and then one of them goes "okay I just drop a nuke on your ass" then the other is like "nuh uh, nuclear radiation actually makes me even stronger than before and now I'm firing a super radiation blast at you, ha-ha"

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=12
    Emerald Spl-ACK!

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would this have been a kino moment?

    Could Dio beat Diavolo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PFFT if dio defeated jotaro then his first instinct 15 years later would be to hunt down his son to kill him before he could surpass his father
      there's a reason giorno's a bastard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dio was creating bastard children as failsafe to aid Father Pucci should he die.
        Maybe he'd kill them in the alt time line, but they served a purpose as Araki stated it was mysterious that he allowed some of the women he fricked to live.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay but, 6 onwards is dogshit, noncanon, don't care.
          so dio would have giorno killed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's non canon
            Man you're a homosexual. You do know people who hate part 6 because of the Jail setting praise Father Pucci for being a great villian and retroactively making DIO cooler?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >man you're a homosexual
              >for not liking the part with the homosexual "priest" that resets the universe
              no way gay!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Homosexual
                Everybody is gay in the Arakiverse c'mon anon that's low hanging fruit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everybody is gay in the Arakiverse
                why are jojo fans like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epitaph can see 10 seconds into the future and would be able to see the time shift and promptly delete it.

      So no I don't believe The World can beat King Crimson, but King Crimson would be likely unable to beat the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depends on if kc can see what dio does in stopped time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Could Dio beat Diavolo?
      I believe so, all Dio needs to do is active his time stop while Diavolo isn't using his time erasure and oneshot him. Being a vampire is a huge advantage since he can't die easily and Diavolo usually goes for the user when dealing the killing blow with KK. I think Dio would be smart enough to use the same trick Polnareff does with the blood drops to notice when Diavolo's time skip ends. Epitaph could be used to avoid time stop, because diavolo could just start erasing time and become invincible for 10 seconds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all Dio needs to do is active his time stop while Diavolo isn't using his time erasure and oneshot him
        In other words, it's all about who activates his Stand's powers first?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically, but even if diavolo was faster, dio would likely survive the attack, stop time and beat the shit out of Diavolo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The World wouldn't be able to stop time if doesn't exist
      However, Dio could take anything King Crimson could throw at him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would this have been a kino moment?
      no, it would be cringe af. DIO doesnt give a single frick about his sperm he accidently let live
      >Could Dio beat Diavolo?
      due to his vampirism, yeah. Anything Diavolo throws at him he can just regenerate. Diavolo vs Jotaro is a better, closer matchup because it depends on how their powers interact.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the best Jojo game is a fan made game that was created by a Japanese housewife of all people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped the game when my moronic ass sacrificed himself for Avdol and was left with two literally who OCs on my way to get a sub.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Helicopter attacks you!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't enjoy the Rolling Stone level teaming up with Hol Horse
        That's pretty gay of you anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Helicopter attacks you!

        I do enjoy how the game goes off-rails and gets really weird if you get on that route
        You end up having to go through a fricking warzone and end up fighting a literally trash-based stand then end up in a horror scenarip where you're pursued through a mansion by a killer boulder
        But the reward is that you can instead be the one peeing on that guy together with Polnareff
        I don't understand why Araki made Polnareff suffer so much by the way, I was actually tearing up a little when I was watching the show and Polnareff was getting tormented on that island & about ready to die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spends the rest of his life crippled and stuck inside a turtle in Part 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the PS2 Golden Wind is pretty good
      stay the frick away from the Phantom Blood game though

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, we're going to eventually get Jodio as DLC, right?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could Johnny defeat Wonder of U

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      johnny literally died to wonder of u did you even read part 8

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's really not hard to understand, the mechanics are pretty simpso yeah, basically nothing confusing in it

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stardust Crusaders is the most kino part.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut your hand and look at the droplets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay my floor is stained now and my hand hurts thanks butthole

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: anons butcher character powers because they read too much into the abstract language used to describe them

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to kill king crimson without an asspull: use a stand that stealthily poisons somebody and slowly kills them. Epitaph won't see it coming because the effects are so delayed.

    little feet would work too, but it's too silly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So purple haze requiem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      diavolo does not really put himself in situations where something like that is possible, he spends most of his time shitposting in his room

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is my steel ball run announcement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the studio still working on other shows?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >animeonlies haven't memed D4C or valentine to death yet
      >probably going to come out in a couple years
      >trump running for office again
      Ah shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best thing to come out of JoJo going to Netlix was all the normalgays ditching it en masse because they only cared about the memes, so it being batches instead of weekly releases killed it for them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully they learned their lesson that batch anime just doesn't fricking work.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know the lesson they learned is JoJo is falling off.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They would be moronic not to adapt part 7. My only concern is shitty CG horses.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SUN could beat WoU

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad about part 8 ending
    Literally Mass Effect 3 of manga
    Araki is a hack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jojolion was a story about breaking a curse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally Mass Effect 3 of manga
      jojolions ending was bad but it wasnt the mass effect 3 of manga. Thats something like attack on titan

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOSOKU DEKIRU ZO
    KORE WA SHINEN DA
    KORE WA SHINEN DA
    ANATA O FURETAMONO WA
    TSUGI WA NAI
    TSUGI WA NAI

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is thinking part 4 is the best
    Adulthood is thinking part 1 is the best
    True wisdom is realizing that part 2 and part 7 share the top spot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >True wisdom is realizing that part 2 and part 7 share the top spot
      Implying I ever thought differently. I place Part 7 slightly above 2 though

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's obvious, the way you beat Diavolo is

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