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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Gman a future version of Gordon Freeman?
    >I really kind of believe in this theory. The future Gordon Freeman becomes evil. He travels through time and space to guide his past self to the future Gman wants. Only to be hindered by aliens halfway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Gman is an escaped Shu'ulathoi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think there is a way to justify this theory.
        >The ending of "Half-Life: Alyx" tells us that the future can be changed.
        If Alyx and Gordon had worked together to find a way to resist the evil Gman and eventually change the future, then Gman would never have existed in the first place. Only the good Gordon Freeman remains.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >G-Man
      >Gordon freeMAN
      >mfw circa 2000

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But who is Ordon Free?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cousin of John Freeman and good friend of Henry Freeman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, that guy, the rival of Gordon Frohman?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, not to be confused with Morgan Freeman who is the child born between Gordon and Alyx in the upcoming Half-Life: Eli game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gordon frohman
              There's a fricking name I haven't heard in a long time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oldest theory, I will laugh if it turns out true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like he became Gman after being controlled by evil aliens. The aliens made him ugly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      him and gordon are literally nothing alike and thats not even mentioning gordon being mute and him constantly talking and what happened in Half-Life: Alyx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      G-Man is just le 4th wall break character but in a way that makes sense. He only shows up at the beginning and the end of the games to give you a reason to just "stop" or "start" out of nowhere, he doesn't let Alyx just get her wish of immediately destroying the Combine in HL:A because that's not worth it for his "employers" (i.e If Valve removed the Combine it'd be the most moronic thing ever), etc. He was never supposed to be more than that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and, completely forgot, but while the Vortigaunts take fifty years "reviving" Alyx in Episode 2, he shows up when there's absolutely nothing left for you to do but watch a cutscene in order to speed things up and full-heal Alyx so the story can actually move on.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    start by making and using a home-made crossbow and use it to hunt pigeons

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_symbols#Lambda

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always go to work late

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally gary stu: the character
    pcbros WILL defend this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      theres nothing wrong with garry stus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care much for half-life. HL2 is really mediocre

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    first you need to lsoe the pony tail

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you become one by getting a theoretical degree in physics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf im a lambda male now?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations, now please make the gravity gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I said, "I have a degree in theoretical physics," they said, "Welcome aboard."

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1 is that you shut the frick up. Forever

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get a degree at MIT

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im more of a corporal Shephard kind of guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By becoming gay lambda is gay symbol

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