How do I get Meowth to stop fricking my mom
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How do I get Meowth to stop fricking my mom
How do I get Meowth to stop fricking my mom
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you cant. she keeps putting peanut butter on her cooch for the meowth to lick.
that's dogs, idiot
youve clearly never owned a cat
peanut butter is lethal to dogs
Thats fricking painful dude. cats have barbed tongues meant to sandpaper meat slivers off bones.
that's so hot
only reason that even popped in my head is because of this autist girl back in highschool. i hadnt thought of that story since i first heard it till i saw OP.
EXPLAIN
this girl was gnarly, messy slightly gingery hair, short, a crooked smile, and blue eyes. she'd be cute if she'd shower and wear a little makeup honestly, to hide her sunken look.
anyway, we're sitting in the back of class and talking about weird stuff we do with our pets- but it was normal weird stuff. one girl dyed her dogs paws, a guy dressed his up as a clown to scare his sister. that kinda weird stuff.
she comes over and says she gets her cat to get her off. we're all confused. so she just starts explaining that since she cant get a boyfriend, she decided to smear peanut butter on herself. originally she did that just because she liked to mix it with herself....which was gross enough, but one day her cat came up and wanted to inspect...and started licking her. so...she just kinda did it regularly.
we had no idea if she was joking or not but she acted like it was totally normal.
i would like to date this girl
i have no idea what happened to her but i imagine shes still doing that kinda stuff to this day. probably has OF.
Get her 3 Machokes
Just accept it, son
I don't even blame him
who came over?
a clown, evidentially
not just one clown! multiple clowns!
wow they even have their own clown car