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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't. Pokémon sucks dick. Just jerk off to the underage porn like us.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well first you select a pokemon starter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even true, first you get out of the truck, then you set the time, then you meet your neighbor.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no first you press the start button

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no first you watch the intro

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, first you turn the GBA SP on.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No first you insert the game cartridge

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No first you have pull the cartridge out of its box

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No first you have to buy the cartridge

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No first you have to go to the store

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insert the cartridge into your GBA and turn on the console

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    to begin Pokemon Emerald from scratch, you must first invent the universe

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You use a romhack like final emerald?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any Emerald romhack restoring Courtney?
    hated how she was only in Ruby

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a horse, with a lance.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You RNG manipulate anything you can, since it's the easiest game to do that in.
    You can have your "distant/far away land" Gen 1-3 mons both shiny and with near perfect/perfect IV's (if you're patient enough).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't distant/far away land mons from Orre?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be, forgot what the proper placeholder line for "this pokemon is from gameboy era and is probably older than you" is.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based germanbro fapping in the dark

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not just in the dark senpai

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your socks are gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fapping with your pants on
        sure, bro

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show feet

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, here are the feet

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can we see a focused shot of what's inside the display shelves please?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Noy at home rn so this has to do
              Outside the boxes are mostly my doubles and triples of cartridges, my pomewalker, wireless adapters and some other stuff

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That monitor is older than most of this board

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I refuse to believe that
          I'll continue to live in my delusions of being young and not ready to settle down for a pokefree life thank you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wgmi

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