How do I roleplay a Bard in D&D?

How do I roleplay a Bard in D&D?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Persuasion and bluff is your role.
    > Bardic knowledge to infodump your friends meta knowledge.
    > Boost and skill monkey.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    seduce the dragon NATTY TWENTY

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could a bard realistically be a poledancer or stripper? Even a prostitute? Worse - even an actor?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on whether the system you're using allows for dance to be used for Bard skills. I know in D&D 5e at least specifies 'stirring words or music' as the medium for Bard abilities.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do I really have to play music as a bard? Can't I just be a storyteller or party animal?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you must. Also, you can only advance your character beyond level three if you have mastered a traditional musical instrument in real life, like a harp, lute, drum or bagpipes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do I really have to play music as a bard? Can't I just be a storyteller or party animal?

        >"STIRRING WORDS or music"
        >Damn so I have to play music

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Music with my mouth... frick...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=_-2uhxxIVAUgt29N

            This is how I bard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enugh, himebrewed a class based in some fireemblem game. Something something war-dancer. Some strange mix out of bard and wyches from old warhammer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      5.5e playtest has a "dance" bard, so that would work very well

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's be pretty weird since almost all their spells require verbal components and without a focus/instrument you'd need materials for many as well. So they'd be dancing while muttering aloud and pulling batwings and fireflies out of their cloths.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So they'd be dancing while muttering aloud and pulling batwings and fireflies out of their cloths.
        1. The muttering is actually just dirty talk
        2. Her focus instrument is your boner. She plays the skinflute

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick a musician or other performer you like and just do an impression of them for however long it takes it to develop into its own thing.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to imagine contemporary musicians as fantasy bards. Well, Bowie would obviously also be a wizard. Mick Jagger might have a level in Thief or Assassin. Dio, Gaga, Madonna, Robbie Williams, Buckethead...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a post that singlehandedly explains why i dont like bards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freddie Mercury?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become a wandering poet that sings about legends and myths for money.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play as a skald, which is a barbarian with music.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mute flute player
    Has a Petal cohort who speaks for him
    Suprisingly good with sword thanks to Snowflake Wardance and Song of the Heart

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Dragonborn feet so hot?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a furry.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your dragon isn't even sexy. My AI generated robot shark waifus are cuter than this.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a storyteller, no horny moron shit.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have to rewatch the Gamers again.
      It's been too long

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be the life of the party

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made a bard/warlock who kills talented artists/performers/musicians for their patron in exchange for their skills. Constantly adopts features of those who are perceived as likeable/revered. Playing him as a narcissus type, much more into being seen by others as good as he perceives himself. Hyper manipulative, very vain, but not outwardly charming pretty clearly comes across to most as a scumbag but he's talented enough to be considered an eccentric artist at this point.. I enjoy it more than the usual charismatic/sexy bard. Inspired by this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMqn7fjYHbY

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Act like Jaskier from the Witcher series.

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