how do sonic fans cope?

It's like for every step Sonic makes, Mario is a mile ahead.
>sonic skips a whole console while Nintendo released Mario 64
>rough transition to 3D
>adventure 2 was being made while Sega stopped doing consoles
>sonic 06
>Mario movie x Sonic movies
Times when Sonic tried to copy Mario
>Mario Galaxy x Sonic Lost World
>NSMB x Sonic the Hedgehog 4
>BOTW x Sonic Forces
I bet they were really happy with Superstars and Nintendo comes with the new Super Mario Wonder and wipes sonic corpse on Mario diapers once again.

It's embarrassing.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 06 was arguably one of the 3 best 3d games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This says a lot about Sonic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He might be talking about P-06.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think sonic 06 is better than forces and lost world

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how I found about Game Grumps

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope you're talking about P-06 and not the console versions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic 06 was so bad it would actually have improved if it was a moviegame

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is something wrong with 06 gays.

      I really hope you're talking about P-06 and not the console versions

      The very definition of polishing a turd.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please explain how

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what being attention-starved does to a mf

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking shit thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic's best game in the last 20 FRICKING years was literally made by fans.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        can you recall a recycled and remix of sonic 2 and 3 the best one? and made by fans? when it didn't have anything new and all they added was member berries

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon you are not 10 anymore this kind of thing isn't funny anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need to cope since I've long since stopped labelling myself a Sonic fan. I'm now a passive enjoyer of Sonic media that happens to suit my tastes. I think brand loyalty in general is dumb, but it's so much dumber with a franchise like this.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon. Sonic fans fully believe that if a sonic game can get a 7/10 rating. It's effectively a 10/10 game.
    Their standards are low.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understood that when I tried Sonic Adventure 2. Every time I mentioned the game's broken physics problems, sonic fans simply glossed over like it was a nothingburger.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is also the fact that this supposed broken physics problem was completely intentional as there are various item boxes and chao materials littered in every stage where you would not expect anyone to get to unless they "broke" the physics.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There is also the fact that this supposed broken physics problem
          I didn't know there were collectibles out of bounds, didn't find any there at the several times the collision fricked up.

          sonicgays literally acting like Adventure was a polished game free of bugs. It's Cyberpunk 2077 tier and this is not an exaggeration.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Polished free of bugs
            Literally no one said that.
            All that was said is that some of that shit was intended and not all bugs.
            >Didnt see collectibles out of bounda
            Confirmed for never having clipped

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop lying and dickriding nintendo clown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the same as kirby
      Pokemon
      Crash
      Mario after the Snes
      3d mario after sunshine
      And many more?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name an actually bad kirby game. And no Epic yarn isn't bad it's just easy.
        Also Pokemon fans think a 1/10 game is acceptable as long as pikachu is in it.
        Crash got flak for the remasters fricking shit up and nobody is buying the new one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Canvas Curse

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pokemon fans think a 1/10 game is acceptable
          How come they don't get shit for this? Or is it just Gankerintendo doing it's thing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do, they're just impervious to it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you missed people being assblasted the last 4 gens about that shit, pokemongays literally have worse then abysmal taste.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do. They constantly do. Unfortunately those dumbass fans range in the millions and any negativity towards a game in the franchise is met with the utmost homosexualry response. Them buying more copies to recoup your lost sale.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Name one bad kirby game
          I'll do you a better one
          Name a kirby game thats above mediocre?
          And no, literally 5 return to dreamland rehashes in a row is not quality
          Its directly and literally goyslop

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kirby Super Star Ultra.
            Next question.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >6 half baked mediocre games
              >And great cave offensive
              Lmao
              Might as well said the meme answer Kirby Air Ride****
              *But only with 4 players
              **On city trial
              ***With chaotic settings
              ****Only for like 3 matches

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mother fricker you sound like the most jaded individual ever. Like your ass can't find joy in anything unless someone is snorting crushed diamonds off your ass crack as you freebase liquid money into your retinas or some shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do people accept mediocre shit
                >Like YOUR KIRBY mediocre shit?
                >Jaded motherfrickers like you kill vidya!
                Almost as delusional as chrono trigger homosexuals

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally dig deep and make up shit to be angry about for games dude. You're fricking jaded. end of story.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kirby super star is a collection of games
                >Literally just said nost of the games are mediocre except for the halfway decent one
                Oh shit yeah ummm.... I am sorry dude I am really grasping uh.. at straws here scratching the bottom of the barrel and all that.
                Dreamland 3 is better than the slop collection anyway

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone calling themselves a Sonicgay gives a shit about rivaling Mario anymore at this point, just evening having a good game on the horison is enough of a blessing

    Mario's actual rival is the Mouse now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does he have breasts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Disney doing some weird shit with their old characters in an attempt to keep them relevant?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, homosexualry.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This comparison was always so dumb. The jump would be from the original steamboat animation design to the colored one they use now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But DeSantis killed him

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah
    >BOTW
    That isn't a Mario game, also Frontiers is better than BotW
    >I bet they were really happy with Superstars and Nintendo comes with the new Super Mario Wonder and wipes sonic corpse on Mario diapers once again.
    Wouldn't that be Mario copying Sonic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for every step Sonic makes, Mario is a mile ahead.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    skips a whole console while Nintendo released Mario 64
    Sonic had a bunch of games on the Saturn tho

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like both franchises.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mario mario mario
    sonic games still suck without the mario comparison

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do sonic fans cope?
    Personally, I dont care about the Sonic vs Mario mascot rivalry I care that Sega cant stop shitting on the blue hedgehog and never delivers. The last good Sonic game was Sonic Mania. It has been so long since then and Im afraid we wont see a Sonic game as good as this one soon

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The strange reality is that Sonic has higher highs and higher lows

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn't lmao.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it does, even peak Mario games are only on par with the average Sonic offering, and even the absolute worst Sonic games are more playable than Mario is Missing, Mario's Time Machine, or NSMB.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          tell em

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >even peak Mario games are only on par with the average Sonic offering
          Is this what DELUSION looks like? This is beyond bait.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is this what DELUSION looks like?
            Your post? Yes
            Sonic 1 or any of the 8-bit Sonic games absolutely mog SMB1-3, it isn't until World that Mario becomes comparable, but even then only a few games going forward can even compare

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sonic 1 or any of the 8-bit Sonic games absolutely mog SMB1-3, it isn't until World that Mario becomes comparable
              I see, you are a time traveler. Has Nintendo announced the Nintendo 64 yet?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                64 is a good game. Not as good as Adventure or Adventure 2, maybe about as good as Heroes. And also, the last good 3D Mario game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >64 is a good game. Not as good as Adventure or Adventure 2,
                >And also, the last good 3D Mario game.
                It has to be bait.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're genuinely crazy if you think any 3D Mario after 64 can stand up to 64. You're also crazy if you think Mario 64 even compares to Sonic Adventure. It's just basic logic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's just basic logic.
                Anon, what you call "logic", only makes sense in the realm of insanity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay anon. Ultimately it's up to you what you believe.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            mario fricking sucks lmao ive played better flash games

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            2D Mario is mid as hell (that’s just how it is being the most vanilla of all 2D platformers)
            3D Mario is pretty good though I still prefer Adventure’s Sonic gameplay

            Also 64’s water levels might be more miserable than any part of Adventure

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Also 64’s water levels might be more miserable than any part of Adventure
              Nostalgia is a hell of a drug, developing your tastes as a child will completely stump critical thought.

              Adventure 1 and 2 are broken messes with shitty physics and worse collisions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Defending 64 is one thing, defending 64 by calling OTHER games broken messes is another.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I didn't even mention Mario 64 on that reply other than quoting you. I'm stating a fact, Adventure games are broken as hell, you battle more with the game's shitty collisions than the enemies themselves.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And 64 is even more ridiculously broken, you keep leaving that out

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mario 64 is not broken, no player will ever break the game if they do not actively seek to exploit it nor they will even encounter any bug during a normal playthough.

                This is like saying RE4 or OOT is broken because of speedrunner exploits.

                >Adventure 1 and 2 are broken messes

                I played both of them last week and they were perfectly fine? Stop parroting youtubers

                You didn't play the same game that I did or you are just braindead.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just played Speed Highway right now and it was great fun. You're just a homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Adventure 1 and 2 are broken messes

                I played both of them last week and they were perfectly fine? Stop parroting youtubers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They can be broken as all frick out, they’re fast and over quick

                That fricking slow ass swiming and dogshit camera in the 64 water levels is a more miserable experience than ANYTHING I felt in Big or even Amy’s campaign, it’s a complete 180 from the fastpaced and fun land gameplay where you actually have to think and platform

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic only high was Sonic 3 and Knuckles over Super Mario World 2 (aka Yoshi Island)

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BOTW x Sonic Forces
    ah yes, my favorite mario game, breath of the wild

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger I had an Amiga an I use to draw Zool running faster than sonic, jumping higher than Mario and being an all round better character.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 isn't the last good Mario game, that's Galaxy 2. And both Galaxy 1 and 2 are better games than 64. Mario's controls in 64 aged horribly.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Adventure 1 was only Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy and their only gameplay objective was to run to the goal and there were more than 10 stages. Also make Amy a fast character there's no reason not to I don't care if it doesn't fit with her description of not being a very fast character do it anyway no one wants to go fricking slow in a Sonic game. She should be running fast and be able to use her hammer while running and double jump.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a lifelong Sonic/Segagay who only just started trying out Mario games this year and here's how I rank them so far

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sunshine and 64 above Galaxy

      Shit list+opinion discarded

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk what to tell you anon, I really didn't like Galaxy, way too much waggling and the levels weren't anywhere near as cool as 64/Sunshine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't care for either galaxy game as the entire game was just floating set pieces in a void. Where different stars were just the same stage but a launch star just pushed you to a different set piece. Felt phoned in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you play the Switch version of 3D World that comes with Bowser's Fury? I didn't play the Wii U original but I fell in love with 3D World its up there with World for me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, not the Wii U version. I was going to play 3D Land next but I wanted to take a break from the 3D games. Just beat Super Mario Bros. 2J last night and it was painful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's about right

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've moved on. I replay the old games up to about Heroes and make two exceptions for Mania and Generations but other than that Sonic is just too much of a trainwreck for me to care anymore. I find it incredible how people sung the praises of that lazy pile of garbage Frontiers. It's true what they say about open world slop, that's all you have to do and people eat it up.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're better than me Mario... You are the best.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't compare Sonic to Mario. I enjoy both series for different reasons.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can only like something because it's the most popular, superman would be everyone's favorite superhero.
    Sonic is a fun character. Quite frankly I don't care if Mario games get more polish or are ultimately better, mario doesn't appeal to me so I don't play it.
    You can keep living in the past with the sega v nintendo business, but no one else lives there anymore.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mariogays on suicidewatch because the mario is now a genuine furry
    pröööhhh :DD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ it looks so fricking awful
      you mean to tell me nintendo couldn't design a better look (or even powerup really) for the main gimmick of the new installment in their flagship franchise?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the flower that makes everything do weird stuff is the main gimmick not the elephant power up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        we could not.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonicgays are [HEADCANON]

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody takes sonic seriously
    >fans are degens and troons
    >creator is in jail
    As a 90s kid who was into the classic games for Sega Genesis, this is fricking sad.

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