How do we convince people this game is kino? No one even wants to talk about it anymore... Ganker should at least try to support true art!
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How do we convince people this game is kino? No one even wants to talk about it anymore...
Suits that show hair are fricking stupid and there are no exceptions.
If you made the game about Spider-Gwenn people would give a frick. She arguably looks cooler than black suit Spider-Man (give her a big ass please)
She's 16.
out of 10!
Only in that black pedophile's shitty looking movies where she also looks like she smokes crack
legal in my state
Yeah but they're sexy with ass physics in real life. In the movies she's the grasshopper from James & The Giant Peach
That’s not how it works moron. The age of consent only applies is there is a small age difference like a 16 yo dating a 19 yo.
If you’re 35 trying to date a 16 yo, your ass is gonna get locked up.
>The age of consent only applies is there is a small age difference
holy mental moronation Batman
I think you're confusing romeo and juliet laws with age of consent.
Like a 17 year old dating a 19 year old in a state where the age of consent is 18 gets a pass
But a 19 year old can sleep with a 40 year old if that's what she wants and that's legal.
why are americans groomed like this
80% of americans are groomed to be protestant-christian morons who vote for tax cuts for rich elites, what are you talking about?
Because American media is centralized in states where the age of consent is 18. That's literally it. A lot of problems boil down to busy parents using media as a substitute for actual parenting.
>She
She's not real.
If it makes you feel any better, comic shops don't exist anymore. So technically nobody really likes superheroes. I heard Disney can't even make money with the marvel movies recently.
Disney pushed superheroes onto normies and ostracized the original nerd audience until they left the fandom.
Then Normies got bored and moved on
This game is like 5 years too late. Everyone at this point has superhero fatigue. You wouldn't give an Oscar to the newest Spiderman movie, why should this slop get anything?
>You wouldn't give an Oscar to the newest Spiderman movie
They are literally about to give the newest Spider-Slop movie an oscar. The only opposition it has is Miyazaki's newest movie
>Superhero fatigue
Doesn't apply to games, they shit these out all the time. If a game manages to be at least competent and not shovelware, supergays act like it's the greatest game ever made. See Batman Arkham series.
Maybe by not being a dumbass newbie who uses the word "kino" outside of Ganker.
Calling this game "Kino"
I hate it when r*dditards use words they don’t understand just to fit in. Spider-monkey 2 sucks shit.
Playing a Spiderman game in 2023
I don't care about cape shit unless it's MvC2
>No one even wants to talk about it anymore
This is why it's not kino. It's short and not memorable. Except for autistic screeching about woke shit from both sides
Zoomer Take
go woke go broke. spider-man fans got burned this time. doubt the next game will get the fans back
BG3 won and is very woke my guy.
Winning awards and selling copies is different.
BG3 i know what i'm in for and the story and gameplay takes priority over the message some what
spider-man 2 is just all about the message before gameplay and story
>go woke go broke
It sold over 5 million copies in 11 days.
nah they double counted eu sales
Cope, Sony won.
Not any awards it didn't
Neither did Shartfield.
*shipped
And the game costed how much? Nearly 300 millions to make? It was also bundled with the system. Not to mention a titular game for the system and it sold just as much as any other random AAA game.
You're just pulling numbers out of your ass.
Give me a VENOM GAME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Another thread full of desperate Xhomosexuals who can't handle the fact that they're STILL in last place lmao.
>mogs ur game
SM2 was the definition of an 8/10. Competent but horribly safe and uninteresting.
>SM2 was the definition of an 8/10.
Not with all the gimmicky bullshit, lack of quality control, atrocious new Spider-Man outfits and Dynasty warriros like combat without any of subjectives to give a mild challenge. That's also ignoring the genuinely awful story.
If it wasn't for all the homosexualry, Miles being a thing, Peter being such a beta and MJ looking so ugly with a Superman square jaw I would have given the game a chance. But in its current state I will never play it. Not even gonna pirate it when it eventually makes its way to PC. Frick this troony infused game bruh.
>NOOOOOOO ONLY STRAIGHT ABLE BODIED WHITE MEN SHOULD GET ATTENTION!!! WHAT ABOUT MY DEMOGRAPHIC!??
I'm so glad I grew out of this moronic mindset. Who is pic really hurting in the grand scheme of things?
It's hurting the game itself by making it preachy and boring
>true art
I'm glad that this pandering shit didn't win any awards
Oh so you don't like being forced to watch an unskippable poor looking cutscene for many many minutes helping priviliged kids who are already dating instead of being Spider-Man? Fricking racist chud
every time
Once it comes to PC will people mod out the gay shit?
they can try but then you'd end up deleting at least a third of the game
that's before you consider most major mod hosting sites will take down such a homophobic mod
I hope someone mods in Eminem's Venom track into constantly running while the symbiote is on screen to fix this hollow of a husk they called Venom.
Can we just start killing people who put this shit in our media? I'm ready to go full Nazi on these subhuman scum
Why haven't you become part of The New Normal yet, Ganker? Miles IS Spider-Man. Accept it.
Start by not using moronic babytalk like "kino" you fricking moron
Gayest costume I've ever seen
Don't worry. It gets gayer
Peter has a similar outfit moron lol.
And it isn't canon. You are forced to play with the gay suit, Milestroony.
Why does every alternative suit/style I see from this game look like shit?
You didn't see Miles' femboy costume?
It should be closer to pink, but they tried to butch it up.
>Miles just had his own clone saga
>IMMA DO MA OWN THAAAANG
Uses Spider-man's secret identity instead of making his own
Relies of Pete's rogues
Keeps showing up in Pete's comics instead of leaving him alone
Gets around using Pete's webshooters instead of his own electric finger webbing
Has electricity powers because that was Black Lightning's thing.
Are they trying to make people hate him?
>word
homie he's an intellectually gifted kid who goes to a school for the gifted born into an economically well off family and has both his parents in his life and happily married. They just had to sneak in the verbal qualifier to make sure he passes as stereotypically black
I remember seeing a screencap about how Miles's minority status is performative (look at my skin, I'm soooo black guys!"), but Spidey's experience is truer to theirs (1/both parents absent, dirt poor, working in high school to make ends meet, smart but have other obligations, best friend dies to drugs).
It stacks up. Since his conception Miles was never anything but a way for Bendis and Marvel to get brownie points and asspats after killing Peter. They really tried to stack the deck back then because all the headlines read "BLACK, LATINO, AND POSSIBLY GAY" replacement for Spider-Man. They were gunning for all the internet suckjobs even back then.
>All minorities live in single parent household and do hard drugs
So he's every legacy character ever? Amazin'.
>So he's every legacy character ever? Amazin'.
>Mayday has her own rogues, identity, was in her own universe, has an reasonable reason for having access to Pete's stuff, was Marvel's longest running female-lead book by a country mile. All while being completely separated from the main, popular universe
Miguel has his own rogues, power origin story, powers, setting, supporting cast, personality, and doesn't use webshooters.
>Hey these two completely different characters in completely different universes
Pretty sure Pete's old rogue gallery was long dead by the time May took up the mantle, and Miguel has a bunch of 2099 "future" versions of Pete's old rogue gallery, so that's horse shit.
>I have very little patience for spider-man imposters
Someone please post the multiple instances of Peter getting pissed off and calling shit on people trying to take his name
>Graphics lackluster
>suits absolute disappointment
>characterization and story hot dog doodoo
>QoL gameplay improvements thanks to the PS5 but somehow the animation in cutscenes, the effects for things like the symbiote changing, and the graphics as a whole falling short of an immensely hyped game with millions of dollars backing and tailor made to take advantage of the console that desperately needed a selling point
>barely looks better than the first game
How the FRICK did they screw this up?
It's the wokest game ever. I was so disillusioned I didn't even finish it
they got your money and thats all that matters
No hot sexualized female characters with coomer outfits = no buy
I wish all the resources they allocated to making the MJ sections and whatnot had been used to improve the actual gameplay: the combat, the stealth, etc. If I pay for a Spider-Man game, I expect to get a Spider-Man game. I hope the hackers frick them in the ass.
She's so damn ugly
It’s even worse than you think. Don’t have a link to the blog, took the image from this video.
>batman combat
I liked that the two c**ts ended up being the real bad guys in the mysterio side story, i didn't see that coming. shame there was no true mysterio fight, though
The core gameplay is passable but thats about it. I cannot believe people are not pointing out how awful the writing is. Woke stuff aside. The pacing is horrendous, symbiote peter is rushed and wasted, so many subplots are unfinished and just sort of rushed, etc. Feels like I played a different game than others when they mention what they like about the story.