Her fricking trilogy story was GARBAGE. They wanted to capitalize off the success of Hunger Lames and >lmao girls uses bows
At the end of the first game she was easily Tomb-horny and craved more adventure and delights. Then in the second and for the brief amount of time I played of the 3rd its just >boring outfit in a snowy location with a bow & arrow >Lara is guided by the plot and does nothing but react instead of driving the plot >gay ass dead dad left clues murder mystery bullshit premise only girls and unmasculine men like >fat generic black friend >Lara isn't interested in men. Doesn't have a personality or a character. Don't quip or self deprecate. She's just Adventure Woman: Master of the Snowy Mountain or Forested Area. And every single outfit she had available fricking sucked dick. You CANNOT inject Girl Power into Male Power Fantasy. It'll never work.
make a game that reinvents the survival + puzzle mechanics of tomb raider. Something like MGS3 obviously not just making a stealth game but balancing it out with the typical action adventure stuff.
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how does one filter Plap? never used a filter before
Get Gankerx if you don't have it.
I already have that
Click on the wrench on upper right. Then click on filter then comment I think. Then type
/plap/i
That filters every post with plap
thanks
t. low T
I can fix her
neigh
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Return her to the girl powa 90's style.
Make her 6 feet tall again and give her bigger boobs.
bigger
she's dead
Lara hasn't been good since 2008.
op is a homosexual
Horrible low res hair. The rest is very good.
Booty shorts
Short tank top
Dual pistols
Big breasts
Big ass
Fingerless gloves
More dedicated platforming reminiscent of the first 4
Her fricking trilogy story was GARBAGE. They wanted to capitalize off the success of Hunger Lames and
>lmao girls uses bows
At the end of the first game she was easily Tomb-horny and craved more adventure and delights. Then in the second and for the brief amount of time I played of the 3rd its just
>boring outfit in a snowy location with a bow & arrow
>Lara is guided by the plot and does nothing but react instead of driving the plot
>gay ass dead dad left clues murder mystery bullshit premise only girls and unmasculine men like
>fat generic black friend
>Lara isn't interested in men. Doesn't have a personality or a character. Don't quip or self deprecate. She's just Adventure Woman: Master of the Snowy Mountain or Forested Area. And every single outfit she had available fricking sucked dick. You CANNOT inject Girl Power into Male Power Fantasy. It'll never work.
make a game that reinvents the survival + puzzle mechanics of tomb raider. Something like MGS3 obviously not just making a stealth game but balancing it out with the typical action adventure stuff.
I hate that I'm poor consolegay and I have to look atwoke pozzed nuLara with pants and without mods
Why are fetishized gory death scenes okay, but a confident character who knows she is sexy and likes to show off to herself verboten?
Share mod please
Leotard with Shorts/Jeans is an objectively great look.
Has she stopped acting like an useless b***h yet
Make her a femme fatale and not some whiny overly emotional moron.
Fixed.
Bring her back as Laura Cruz and have her steal from British and American museums to give back to indigenous people.
>NO I MUST KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS ARTIFACT SAFE IN MY BRITISH MANSION
How has Lara not been canceled yet
Sex.
troony designers always want to push their own delusions onto others don't they
Could you explain this for the idiots in the room?
He's the idiot. He thinks cis women can't have a shoulder width beyond his arbitrary threshold.
is that what dr shekelstein told you at the weekly checkup today?
no i've just been outside more than once
Why did they make her ugly from 2015 onwards?
Never forget.
Being back real Lara, but make her a MILF.