How do we fix Pokemon?

How do we fix Pokemon?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fix pokemon. It's been dead since 2010 when they started basing regions outside of Japan, let westerners shit on the designs, and started adding diversity

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your discord troon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hire a bong
      >He immediately makes a cup of tea a pokemon
      Typical.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense to have blacks in New York considering NY is 1/4 black
      Can't argue against moving out of Japan, that was a mess.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hire a leftoid for 5th Gen
      >entire franchise goes to shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white weeb
        >leftoid
        Doubt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still thinking Marlon is black
      Look at his white feet, and obvious tan line.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon was garbage from day one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread.

      The game was a laughingstock even compared to other GBA games like Summon Night or even other Nintendo games like LoZ: Minish Cap in terms of art style and graphics. Gamefreak, or SHITfreak, as I like to call them, was always behind the times, even when Pokemon Green and Blue were a thing. Here is another piece of the clue as to why SHITfreak is bad: Look at their other projects other than Pokemon; they are complete shit and poorly made garbage that no one would touch with a 10-foot pole because those shitfests of games aren't being carried by the Pokemon name.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    3d pokegirl sex simulator

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game Corner is in all of the Gen 3 and 4 games and Day/Night cycle was brought back in Gen 4.
    They didn't start really removing shit until Gen 5, like berry growing, frontier, game corner, etc..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Game Corner is in all of the Gen 4 games
      Wrong, it was removed in HGSS and also Platinum in the EU.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in the EU
        not my problem

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ignores HG/SS
          I accept your concession, lmfao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the game corner was in HGSS moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it wasn't. Voltorb flip is not the Game Corner, no matter how much you pretend it is. Seethe + cope etc.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i was just pretending to be moronic
                ok

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Confession denied ayyf.
                [...]
                Game corner is still up moron, Go to bed+ Arrest yourself etc.

                >2002-2009 transitional era
                >2009 is technically the first year the Game Corner is removed
                Check mate, game set and match. Once again, I accept your concession.
                >b-b-b-but I wasn't born in the EU!!!
                Seethe harder

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go to bed frogposter, you lost twice in the 4d chess, anyways, Confession denied moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no actual rebuttal
                >just "f-f-f-frog poster... heh....heh..."
                Lmao, I accept your *concession* (not confession, confession is a different word bro lmfao)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >brutal
                Ayy, confession denied, anyways, DENIED means DENIED.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Voltorb flip is not the Game Corner
                You're right, it's better.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Confession denied ayyf.

            No it wasn't. Voltorb flip is not the Game Corner, no matter how much you pretend it is. Seethe + cope etc.

            Game corner is still up moron, Go to bed+ Arrest yourself etc.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You play the games that are fixing Pokemon through romhacks

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    get off my coattails, johto homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 5 really was the downward spiral. Not sure how they thought they would get away with this.

      They aren't lies, they are demonstrable facts, borty.

      They're asshurt zoomers mad that Gen V is included in part of the downfall (which it should be) so they spam typical zoomer insults, like discord and troony.

      >Ayoo this isn’t bussin! *arranges hair to resemble broccoli* This is cap! *eats tide pod* Black and white was the best gen frfr. *fortnite dances*

      Hello, discord.
      >watch as this gets deleted but constant spam of eric/jimmy/doug/snoy is allowed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lists shit that gen v removed
        lol. nice try Black person, gen v and all 3d games are dogshit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon was a prophet. Pokegays are less than human. Even lower than Black folk.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never defended anything in those greentexts. Do Pokegays really defend the devs removing features?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and they often try to justify it by shitting on older games. The Serebii homosexual is the biggest example.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes because they hate popular pokemon

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 5 was peak.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know this is true because /vp/ can’t stop talking about it. Always believe the opposite of what contrarians say and do, and you will always be happy.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gen 3
    >legendary pokemon are now gods that can control time
    damn, I didn't know celebi was a gen 3 mon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reference there is clearly Gen 4, not 3.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sinnoh is shit and deserves to be tagged along Unova

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >time travel = controlling time
      this is your brain on Ganker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>time travel = controlling time
        Yes. You can't argue it's not.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Consistently getting 20 million sales for $60 (+ DLC + Home + whatever) games that are pumped out yearly and are blatantly undercooked is quite literally as good as a franchise can get from a corporate perspective. As such, there's absolutely zero reason for Nintendo, Game Freak, TPCi, etc. to ever want to change that.
    Literally any company on the world would kill to have Pokemon as their IP because the average consumer is so moronic that it is as close to "free money" as any kind of multimedia franchise will ever get.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the average consumer is so moronic that it is as close to "free money" as any kind of multimedia franchise will ever get.
      It's only going to get worse too, it's no wonder the elites want constant growth. The idea of voting with your wallet to enact change is laughable.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill gamefreak

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By adding a fully detailed sex mode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could dominate giantess marnie

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related started the death of the franchise.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who do I frick Who do I marry? I don't know snek bros

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Go back to your discord troon

    i don't get it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're asshurt zoomers mad that Gen V is included in part of the downfall (which it should be) so they spam typical zoomer insults, like discord and troony.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        3D killed Pokemon. Every game on the DS is peak Pokemon. You will still be mad about this the day you die.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's been 3d in Pokemon since gen 1.
          >Pokemon Stadium
          >Pokemon Stadium 2
          >Pokemon Snap
          >Hey! You! Pikachu
          So yes, Pokemon's been shit since gen 1.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Finally someone gets it. Pokemon was always a dogshit “JRPG” that only became successful because it mastered kid-facing psyops and mindraped an entire generation into shameless brand apologists who buy every Nintendo console just to buy two of each Pokemon game. Pokegays are the laughingstock of gaming.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon's so bad at being a new concept too, since it literally stole the idea of 'capsules containing monsters that fight for you' from fricking Ultraman. There's a reason Ultraman did a Monster Rancher crossover before a Pokemon one.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those games weren't made by Game Freak

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet where better then anything gamefreak shat out since 1996. Funny how that works. Pokemon's been a shit series from it's concept.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no shit 3d killed pokemon. doesn't make gen v good

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. You see the issue? Kalosgays can’t handle being the vanguard of mediocrity. Their dogshit generation is the only generation of Pokemon to be outright abandoned. This is why they scream about Gen 5 in dozens of threads per day. Gen 5 is average at best. That’s not the issue. The issue is it’s the last game before the 3DS killed Pokemon, so all newbies latch onto it and throw their daily schizo tantrums. It’s just mental illness anon, nothing special.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just stop giving them fricking money

    ?t=630
    That's the only thing the Pokemon Company understands, not actual criticism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this doesn't prevent chivarious customers buying her stuff.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always morons who act like Gen IV wasn't garbage complaining about Gen V?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I liked both.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon was never good.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, OP, your entire argument is 'OLD GOOD, NEW BAD'? Weak argument.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 5 really was the downward spiral. Not sure how they thought they would get away with this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pokemon running out of ideas argument
      >WHAT!? POLIWHIRL IS EVOLVING!
      >it just gets angry
      Pokemon's been creatively bankrupt since 1995.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a homage to the original, chud

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homage to the original
        >no CHARIZARD FROM KANTO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 5 is literally a remake of gen 1, but shittier.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was gen 3.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with all those lies about gen 5?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't lies, they are demonstrable facts, borty.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discord poster wants to astroturf all of Ganker into hating gen 5 , ignore him

  20. 10 months ago
    Hydrodus

    Let it burn.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon has always been underutilized and weak. as soon as I turned into an adult I realized the games have no challenge and treat you like a child (because you are assumed to be), anyone over the age of 20 who still plays each new release just likes to eat shit. the only games worth playing are romhacks, there's a reason that nuzlockes are so commonly played, it's the only way to get a semblance of challenge in any of the games.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick? is that supposed to be raikou?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      “ancient” Raikou

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayoo this isn’t bussin! *arranges hair to resemble broccoli* This is cap! *eats tide pod* Black and white was the best gen frfr. *fortnite dances*

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayoo this isn’t bussin! *arranges hair to resemble broccoli* This is cap! *eats tide pod* Black and white was the best gen frfr. *fortnite dances*

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a pokemon game with over 90% of the current roster on the game cartridge.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We live in 2023. We need ALL the pokemon in the region, open world, turn based combat, AAA quality, made in Unity.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All pokemon in the region
        Yes.
        I want to catch them all. Not spend $50+ for a dlc that will allow me to catch them all.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 1 is terrible and shit
    Gen 2 is terrible and shit
    Gen 3 is terrible and shit
    Gen 4 is terrible and shit
    Gen 5 is terrible and shit
    Gen 6 is terrible and shit
    Gen 7 is terrible and shit
    Gen 8 is terrible and shit
    Gen 9 is terrible and shit
    Gen 10 is terrible and shit
    Gen 11 will be terrible and shit
    The Anime is terrible and shit
    The mangas are terrible and shit
    The card games are terrible and shit
    The merch is terrible and shit
    The spinoffs are terrible and shit
    The music is terrible and shit

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dialgia, Palkia and Arceus were a mistake, Gamefreak trying to powercreep after R/S/E was stupid

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to make the perfect Pokemon game.
    >only the 152 real pokemon
    >all the regions
    >megas, gigantamax, teralstilize, regional variants
    >open world
    >real time combat
    >AAA dev
    >more post malone music
    >non-linear map
    >one time use tms and hms
    >no dark, steel or fairy types
    >you fight red
    >multi-plat, on PS5 and pc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >152 real pokemon
      And what would that be, tardo? There were 151 original pokemon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Um, excuse me moron, togepi was introduced in gen 1

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ho-oh was introduced even before Togepi, moron.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frick is Ho-Oh?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              fricking die if you’re gonna b***h about Pokémon and not know Ho-Oh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Ho-Oh like gen 7 or something? It a troony pokemon?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                IT’S THE FRICKING PHOENIX ON THE BOX OF GOLD YOU ABSOLUTE MONG

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Box? The only boxes that matter have Charizard, Blastoise and Pikachu, you homosexual.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >full-on genwunner in 2020+3
                get AIDS

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I avoided aids when I didn't buy anything past gen 1.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Um, excuse me moron, togepi was introduced in gen 1
          Ho Oh

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a hallucination
            OK johtoddlers
            Gen 1 is the only one that matters

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ash somehow knows exactly how Ho Oh the phoenix pokemon known for rainbows looks and casually appears after a storm

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He then said it was a moltres in episode 2. A hallucination. Not. Real. Not. Canon. Just like any other pokemon introduced after gen 1.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry anon but Ho Oh its more kantomon than Moltes the I have no dungeon so they put me here in the middle of victory road

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he was right
                >the guy who was surprised Pikachu couldn’t talk in the previous episode

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They made early Ash moronic so other characters could explain the worldbuilding to the audience. Also so little kids could feel smart when they beat the gyms that Ash struggled with.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ho-Oh has been confirmed real multiple times. Referenced it a recent movie and in the final episode of Ash's anime.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                All after gen 1. Meaning it's not real.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was named after your mom?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Missingno obviously

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decline
    But Pokemon peaked with SwSh

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gen 5 flops
    >They proceed to make nothing but kanto pandering half baked shit ever since
    you think they were so mad about it they stopped trying?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flops
      >sold 15 million while DS was dying and piracy and emulation were solid
      They didn't flop, stop with this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DS was dying
        >2nd highest sold console of all time
        >dying
        Lmfao, BW and BW2 were flops. Cope.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, the games came out in 2010. The 3Ds were coming out during that time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No-one cared about the 3DS in 2010 and 2011. 3DS was a massive flop for the first couple of years, but the DS was still going strong.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              BW still sold 15 million you fricking tard. Not to mention the easy piracy and easy to emulate status of Pokemon games too. 3DS sales picked up by 2012 compared to 2011

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry bro but if it's not selling 60 million plus it's a flop for pokemon :^)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did fricking flop gen 5 was when people started turning away from Pokemon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          People turned away from Pokemon by gen 2 when Pokemania died down. You'd know this if you weren't born in 2010

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People turned away from Pokemon by gen 2 when Pokemania died down
            That's Gen 3. I was born in 1991 and experienced the height of Pokemania as a kid. GSC is 30+ million total sales. Gen 2 was still the peak of Pokemania.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stop the gems theme they were going since R/S
          >Instead of Pokemon Grey they release Black and White 2
          That shit was so out of place that people are still wondering why

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            bw2 are the best "3rd games" in the series, way better than what we got before

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop the gems theme they were going since R/S
            Platinum did that already.
            >Instead of Pokemon Grey they release Black and White 2
            Getting an actual new game instead of the same one with a few tweaks is better.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unova's a shitty region full of Black folk and the pokemon are either ugly as frick or lazy clones of gen 1 pokemon. nothing else matters

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3d killed pokemon! Why isn't typhlosion's neck on fire in 3d!?
    Cause it's not supposed to be always on fire. You fricking autist.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't, that pic is pure nostalgia, lies and nitpicking.
    There's an obvious reason why most people think the series died either after Gen2, Gen5 or Gen7. Most people simply stopped playing the series when it moved to a new console. It has nothing to do with quality.

    The series "lost its soul" right after the last Pokemon game you played, or the last that is emotionally connected to your childhood. It's all about nostalgia. There's nothing more to it. That's why there are never any valid, non-subjective arguments in those threads.

    The pokemon you chose to illustrate the newer gens makes it even more obvious how disingenuous you are.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The series "lost its soul" right after the last Pokemon game you played
      I've played every game actually. The soul left with DPPt (Gen 4).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >saving alot of data

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That image is nitpicking and nostalgia but your point is moronic because if people were into the games on GB(A) why would they suddenly stop with the 3DS?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another gen 5 bad thread
    Don't you ever get tired of this?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Akshually Legends Arceus is good frfr no cap

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has the right ideas.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon was never good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "X was never good" posters were never good.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Game Freak will never change because what they do works. It still sells millions of copies, on name alone. Game Freak has no reason to improve. Kids don't care as long as they can catch a Pikachu and have a fun Pokemon adventure. Adults will keep buying them in hopes that this one will finally be the one that magically rewinds time to when they were kids. Game Freak will never improve as long as Pokemon keeps selling, and Pokemon will keep selling because it's fricking Pokemon. It's the McDonald's of monster catching games.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black and white are le bad

    moronic. Black and white were the last good games.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon is for babies

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave the past be. By that I mean stop giving new forms to classic Pokemon so social media will advertise your game for you.
    >Here’s a Pokemon that was popular 20 years ago
    >Let’s give him a huge neck or facial hair!
    It reeks of laziness and cynicism.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fix
    >Pokemon

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The obsession with "difficulty" from genwunners is really weird to me. Did you get stuck on a gym as an 8-year old because you only had your starter pokemon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first Pokemon was Pokemon Yellow, and yes I had to figure out how to get past Brock using an alternate because Pikachu couldnt do it.
      Some people got a Mankey, but I just grinded out a Butterfree instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think RBY gave you a Nidoran with double kick just before Brock.
        If Gen I were made today there would be an NPC outside the gym who gave you a free Polywag with Bubblebeam.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could steamroll Brock with either Squirtle or Bulbasaur pretty easily, and IIRC Fire did full damage against rock in Gen1 so even Charmander had no problem.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SuMo
    oh no, it's moronic

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let it go away for a Generation or two then revive it with some actual new content instead of mindlessly rehashing it every 2 years

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody took the time to make this image. I can't think of any video game franchise that makes me seethe this hard, even ones I dislike.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At what point did Pokemon start appealing to coomers?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 1

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we fix Pokemon?
    Just play the spin-offs, mediocre as they are in the end it is the most different/unique/new Pokemon we can play (unless they force GO mechanic in new games).

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