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>shit out blood for months
>just ignore it
what was he thinking
How much blood is bad? What if I had a really big shit?
Visit a doctor anon. If you are in California just pretend you are illegal for free healthcare.
More than one wipe or if it took undue effort to poo
there's a difference between blood from colon cancer and blood from cutting your anus because you didn't eat enough fiber. in any case you should see a doctor.
I'm pretty sure I have permanent internal scarring on the right side. My diet was terrible as a teenager, was tearing pretty much every shit (knew what was happening, but did nothing about it because teenagers are dumb). Much better now in my mid 30's, but even after a long period of good shits it can still tear sometimes.
how do you know it's from your butthole and not your colon? in any case if it's permanent go see a doctor, it's not exactly healthy to have an open wound there.
Always been bright red. I know it's scarring because of how I used to shit and can feel that "poking" on the right side with a hard shit. Like I said, was only a problem with teenage diet and rarely happens now.
can confirm. get flushable wipes. dark = see the doc. light - swipe some wipes. this could save your life
Having blood in your stool sounds bad enough, you should call a medic right now.
If it's bright red it means you just wiped too hard, if it's dark you're going to die.
NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE
>AAAACK
This. Bright red is hemmoroids or your butthole ripping slightly from giant logs, dark red is from internal and you need to go to the doc bro, especially if its consistently doing that.
Hmmm.
What if I shat out a bunch of long white worms?
It means you need to praise the absolute.
This. The "brighter" the blood, the closer to the exit it appeared. It's why 'roid bleeds are usually bright red blood, which ironically, is usually better than really deep red/purplish blood which means the blood came from higher in your intestines and usually something more serious like cancer
Again, if you're shitting blood regularly (even if it's just roids), just go to a doctor and get that shit checked. Getting an ass infection or cancer is a sad way to go.
Bright means it's oxygenated. Dark means it has no oxygen in it. Coming from your butt I don't know you're probably right about how bad it is but that's what it really means.
NOOOO MY SHIT IS ALWAYS DARK WHAT THE FRICK
drink water b***h
your body is sucking too much water out of your shit because you're not getting enough elsewhere
mmm Yummy poopoo water need to absorb from my anus
I was kidding, I actually drink plain water all the time, its probably my favorite drink. I also poop at least once per day (sometimes even more) and when I eat good and excercise sometimes I have a flawless shit (when you wipe and the paper remains clean from the get go), its nice to take care of yourself, too bad damaging stuff is so good
Cancer of the RECTUM can give bright red blood, cancer before the angle of Treitz (in colon) gives black blood, both cancers are very bad.
If it happens once you in while you aren't going to die. If it becomes a consistent problem. First consider your diet and drink more water. You'd be surprised how many issues get fixed by simply staying hydrated. if it still happens after fixing that get it checked out.
Red blood is fine, dark blood is very bad.
If you do shit red blood, do make sure to wash up properly in the shower.
>bright red blood
Lower colon, rectum or anus. Most probably hemorrhoids or anal fissure.
>dark red blood
Upper colon or small intestine, pretty worrying, you should start thinking about going to a doctor.
>black blood
Stomach, pretty fricking bad, you should be on your way to the hospital instead of shitposting on Ganker
How noticeable is black blood in a dark poop really?
fairly noticible, thanks google
I don't want to steer you wrong but I don't think you need to be going over it with a magnifying glass
At this point of your life you'd should know what your normal poop looks like.
True but sometimes it's darker, sometimes it ain't.
if you're worried talk to a doctor about it
but variations of brown should be fine, it's when it's red or close to black that you need to get it seen to
Plus there should be cause and effect, my stools get darker when I have pepto.
I had some bright blood on my stool, thought it was hemorrhoids, it stopped after a week so I quickly forgot about it.
Half a year later I ended up in an emergency room after almost dying, stage III colorectal cancer.
There's literally no reason to not go to a doctor if you're bleeding from your ass.
>literally no reason
well there's the expense, but I still take your point, thanks for the advice
If it is very minor, light red in colour and obviously coming directly from just around your anus it's just hemorrhoids and can be ignored. If the blood is dark/black, stains the toilet water and the toilet paper significantly you need to see a doctor, It will be obvious when you have it. I have had hemorrhoids for decades and they bleed regularly, it is nothing to be worried about if the bleeding is very minor and obviously just caused by wiping too much or something.
I stopped having this problem as soon as I started eating hummus every day for lunch.
if its bright red dont stress too much (go to doctor anyway if it's chronic though)
if its dark red GO TO DOCTOR ASAP
also if you ever eat flamin hot chip slop it'll dye your poop red and scare you, happened to me before
i went to two doctors and they did nothing. just told me to not shit hard and take it easy, which i have since my teens. still happening one year later. frick doctor Black folk, they know nothing and deserve zero money
I legit had to go to the emergency room 3 times over extreme abdominal pain until they noticed I had appendicitis, frick doctors
isn't that the first thing they check for? It was for me. Had a log stuck to the point of almost not being able to walk from pain, but I thought it was something way worse. First thing they asked was if I still had my appendix.
>I legit had to go to the emergency room 3 times over extreme abdominal pain until they noticed I had appendicitis
Isn't appendicitis literally the first thing they check for when you come in with abdominal pain because it takes like 10 seconds to do?
you vastly underestimate the incompetency of healthcare
Sounds like being a woman.
Seriously, most doctors have no idea how to diagnose a woman, they STILL go "sounds like period stress, have you tried being less emotional?" when you go in with severe abdominal pain.
Because most women are built with chewing gum and twigs, there's always something wrong with them or they're in pain in some random area. I feel bad for them
There is also usually something wrong with men, men are just socially conditioned to not talk about things, which leds to them shitting blood for months before considering seeing a doctor.
Yeah, a "normal healthy adult" doesn't exist, the closest you get is someone who's healthy enough to mitigate what problems they do have, or, as you said, just hides that they have problems either knowingly or unknowingly.
>a "normal healthy adult" doesn't exist
Thanks big pharma / pesticides and shitty food processing / shitty diet shill
No, it never did.
Human bodies are frail and prone to failure. All of them will fail in some way.
This is copium of insane magnitude.
If you feel like shit there's something you're doing wrong.
It's up to you to figure out what it is, where your problem lies, what medications / diet / lifestyle choices / otherwise are causing you discomfort. You might have an allergy, you might have a shitty diet, you might not be getting enough vitamins or iron, you might not be getting enough sunlight, you might not be getting enough exercise, or maybe all of the above. One or multiple of these things will guarantee you feel like shit on a day-to-day basis.
Health past 30 isn't a free ride, kid. You gotta work for it now. If you're content just living in misery and accept your terrible health and feeling bad all the time, that's just about the most pathetic thing you can do as an adult.
no doctor tells me how hard to shit
funniest post ive seen all day kek
>frick doctor Black folk, they know nothing and deserve zero money
pretty true tbh
wew should be ez to find
>Then he turned into an butthole, wished someone cancer
bad context tbh.
TB was a treasure
i even killed him in tribes ascend.
He didn't deserve what happened to him by any means, but he did get pretty insufferable.
greatest Ganker thread of all time
I'm on the same boat.
>Have a colonoscopy due to abdominal pain and slight rectal bleeding
>Nothing found and doctor diagnose with IBS
>Over a year the bleeding is getting more frequent and more obvious. Constipation included.
>Doctors deny any repeat colonoscopy since had it in 12 months without any noteworthy findings.
I fear I'm going to die but doctors don't give a shit anymore so I guess I'll just wait for the reaper then.
>How much blood is bad?
any
see a doctor, its literally fricking free
>see a doctor, its literally fricking free
Get this fricking communist out of my country right now.
Literally any amount of blood in your shit is a bad sign. A small amount of blood when you wipe every now and then is a typically just a minor issue like hemorrhoids or anal fissures, but blood in your actual shit is pretty much always a sign of a serious problem. It's not always cancer, but it's pretty much always a serious health problem that could lead to shit like cancer if not treated.
Bright Red blood is not good but not always a problem, people with unusually large veins sometimes get some blood in stool just from a big turd but it doesn't hurt to see a doctor about it. Better safe than sorry.
Darker blood is an IMMEDIATELY GO SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT FRICKING NOW because it means you're bleeding on the inside somewhere.
There should be no blood at all.
>Mention offhand that I peed blood during a GP visit
>He starts getting really nervous
>>Did you eat any beetroot
>N-no
>ARE YOU SURE
>N-no
>It might be prostate cancer, CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE IT COULD BE otherwise we're going to need to get a CAT scan and blood tests
<Do I tell him its probably from jacking off seven times a day and injured my dick
>Can't think of anything doc off I go to the CAT scan people I guess
Don't go to doctors.
>Get a useless CAT scan
and this is why burgers have way more cancer than us europeans since the doctors here know that CT-scans emit a ton of radiation increasing your risk of getting cancer.
There are also many cases of people looking at those pointless CT-scan and going "huh maybe that's cancer, better mark it down just to be safe"
is it red or black?
>just ignore it
I would probably do this
On the other hand sometimes you get something checked and the doctors are morons who don't diagnose you in time
He was thinking "oh god I'm so fricking scared, it can't be cancer it just can't be cancer. What do I do? It can't be cancer, if it's cancer how will I go through that? It's only been a few months, don't people with cancer get worse? Don't they lose weight? It's not cancer oh frick oh frick maybe it's not as bad today as yesterday? There's not as much blood, I'll just wait and see I think it's getting better? I'll change my diet, eat healthy, go exercise"
That was his internal monologue but play it at 500x speed internally all day for months.
Not one of my health scares has ever been anything to worry about, and this is still far too real
This is me but it went on for four years (March 2004 to September 2008). Turned out I have Crohn’s.
Was it blood or something else?
Blood, but not all the time.
Also had diarrhoea and cramps, all the usual Crohn's symptoms.
Have to take a lot of tablets and have an infusion every eight weeks.
I also had to have surgery four years ago because the scar tissue builds up and blocks your bowel.
Also need to have colonoscopies every few years or if there's a problem.
his excuse is literally he was too embarrassed to go to the doctor about butt problems
This, the only way you have a chance with cancer is to swallow your pride and get it checked out early
t. had cancer 6 years ago and not dead yet
Also
I re-evaluated this meme after I got cancer, and tbh it was even funnier. Don't wish cancers on others lmao
what kind?
hope you get double cancer
This is me right now, my heart's been skipping beats every 10 or so minutes since yesterday
did this actually happen?
kind of, he ignored his symptoms despite having colon cancer in his family history. truly bizarre behavior
sadly it's not that bizarre, it's pretty natural to be in denial when faced with such things, even if it flies in the face of logic
its just bizarre to me, you have pooping issues for almost two years and you know both your grandfathers died from colon cancer and you do NOTHING
it is definitely irrational, just sadly pretty normal
a lot of people are like
>moronic whitetoids literally have all the money to get tested and have a good health yet they don't do it because of autistic reasons
>moronic brownoids just get heart disease and die
It's the opposite for me. my father and two of his brothers died from heart failure. I get everything checked semi regularly but everytime I feel something weird in my chest I instantly go "omg this is it" like a pussy
literally me, just stopped giving a frick.
I shat blood out of my add for weeks and didn’t do anything about it, mainly because I was a broke mfer who just got off his parents insurance and couldn’t afford my own. Chances are it’ll go away or it won’t and you’ll find your shit tract gets blocked up because you now have inoperable stage IV stomach cancer. Life is a dice roll like that
which one was it for you, anon?
It happened ten years ago so probably just an ulcer or like others have said, not enough fiber in my diet. I ate like shit back then so it would’ve made sense. Still support the idea of seeing a specialist if need be. Also meant to reply to
I'm glad it turned out okay for you
Appreciate it, anon
I certainly thought how much of a burden I’d be if I stayed with them, which is why I got the frick out when I could. Took me years but eventually I was making enough to get my own insurance. I agree it is fricked how much they prey on the system. I guess it’s either dealing with that or higher taxes for universal. Each one sucks in their own way.
My way of dealing with it is to go raw. No insurance. I recently looked up .gov approved insurance plans and even the cheapest catastrophic coverage was almost $200 a month (not poor enough for Medicare lmao) with a $8000 deductible. They can suck any potential cancer out my butthole if they think I'm giving them that much free money only for them to israelite me out of any compensation barring imminently lethal wounds. I'd have to get hit by a car to get my money's worth.
the honest solution is making insurance illegal so that you get charged a market price. Someone will drive you to the hospital for less than thousands of bucks. The issue of course is that they need to say it's thousands of dollars so that insurance can say it's slightly less and everyone can still make out with plenty of money.
Yeah finances are a big issue. Insurance in burgerland is a disgusting fricking scam up until you need it. But it's so big a scam that my exit plan is to give my parents all my money then kill myself if something like that happened to me.
>give my parents all my money then kill myself
If I ever decide to kill myself I'm going out leaving las vegas style, but on some south pacific beach.
>americans get health problems
>guess i'll die
you guys truly are beyond cucked. just no regard for human life whatsoever, you just spend your days creating value for your shareholder overlords like good little boys
Thank you for the input, as sole ruler of the US I will be sure to take it into consideration next time I alone make decisions for my entire country.
I have bloody painful shits constantly
No I won't go to the doctor
Don't listen to them Anon, don't go to the doctor they'll take that feeling away from you SOMETHING HUMAN away from you. What you need to do instead is drink at least 2 shots of pepto bismol and black licorice. You will become better, you will become stronger, and when the pain finally recedes you will become a man of iron will and fortitude to the likes of which none have ever witnessed before. Men shall bow before you and women will jump into your pulsating arms filled with manly vigor.
>he doesn't shit blood
I bet you like it WAAAYYY spicy.
I was shitting blood for a while but it was only during my prostate milking phase. Idk how gays do it.
>YOU'RE SHITTING OUT BLOOD, GO TO A DOCTOR NOW
Not yet.
YOU
ARE
SHITTING
YOURSELF
I CAN SMELL IT
Underrated post
I did this, I think part of me hoped I was getting off the ride. That was three years ago and I'm fine. Still bleeding, still in pain, lost about 90lbs but somehow I feel better than I have since I was a child. Whatever is coming is going to come but I'm happy. I accepted christ as my lord and saviour a long time ago.
>That was three years ago and I'm fine. Still bleeding, still in pain, lost about 90lbs
anon I don't want to frighten you but that doesn't sound fine medically
emotionally you seem to be in a good place, but consider getting checked out
I'm good anon, don't worry. If it was going to kill me it probably would've done already and I'd be feeling worse, not better. The weight loss has levelled out over the last 6 months and I feel good apart from the pain. I don't even worry about it anymore, it's just part of life. If I go to the doctor they'll insist of shoving things into me and feeding me poison that I don't need for extortionate amounts.
I accepted it a long time before this happened. My soul is in good hands.
>shit blood
>become a christcuck
They don't think
but we will live after we die
source?
I first bled from my ass when I was 11, didn't tell anyone about it back then and now I'm 30 and I still bleed from my ass still haven't told anyone. I've learnt how to live with it and at this point I don't think I'll die from it either.
My friend did that because he's moronic. After a year he went to the doctors and it turns out it was haemorrhoids. He got very lucky.
He constantly does reckless shit and I'm astonished he's not dead yet.
Because men are conditioned to suck it up and deal with problems and that's so ingrained in our psyche that we avoid medical care much more than women do.
i had to get a blood transfusion from pooping out so much blood. no, i did not accept their offer when they asked if i wanted the vaccine. no, i didn't pay the medical bill
I've shit blood out before but nothing frequent or constant. Usually just figure something got tore the frick up in there and see if it persists. It never does so
I've been doing this for years. Hopefully it will always just be my hemorrhoids.
He shat out blood for 1.5 YEARS before going to the doc
The 'just ignore it, it'll go away' mentality
I've been shitting blood for like 5-6 years and I'm fine.
>shit blood
>oh god oh frick this cant be happening
>want to go into denial
>remember TB how he fricking died from the same mindset
>reluctantly go to doc
>get two fingers up the ass
>its internal hemoroids try to not sit still so much in the same position, use this zinc salve, you were right to come here
im glad I did ot altho it was uncomfortable, the doctors dont give a shit about your embarrassing problems they deal with that stuff all day long
If it's dark red blood then it's worth going to the doctor for. If it's bright red blood it's usually whatever. You probably got ruptured hemorrhoid in which case just get some preparation H or you just tore your butthole a bit taking a massive shit in which case there's not much you can do
i'd rather die than have my doctor -- a man -- put his finger up my bum.
get a woman doctor then, gay
>TotalBiscuit died playing Fortnite
What a tragic existence.
you could say fortnite was the final nail in coffin for him.
his wife saying all that just to suck up to epic for brownie points was one of the most disgusting things I've read. few things on this planet are more evil than a woman with a recently deceased husband.
if i had to play fortshite, id probably die as well
What's more sad is him pissing away his legacy to be an antiwhite wiener holster more than anymore.
Absolutely disgraceful.
True.
CHEEKKKED
cannot deny tyhese digits. his (ex)wife is insufferable.
blessed total casket poster
Who? I stopped following stuff relating to his channel and co after his death, didn't care for jesse crendor dodger or the other guys.
WHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL
Daily reminder to get a prostrate exam and colonoscopy as soon as you're able. At the age of 40, you should be getting a prostrate exam and colonoscopy every 4-5 years thereafter.
but im not a gay
Die from butt problems then
Colon cancer is insanely common in men dumbass its Like our breast cancer.
The man said he's not gay! Stop pushing it, homosexual!
>all my depositions suddenly become creamy all the time
>haven't shat a shapely log in months
should I worry?
It's over.
Eat less fiber.
I haven't had a solid log in a decade (I got my gallbladder removed).
Same, no gallbladder and I piss liquid shit now.
3's and 4's are extremely healthy, nothing to worry about
but its always a 5, sometimes a 4
what are your eating habits
what does 1, 2 and 6 mean?
1/2 is dehydrated and not a lot of fiber.
6 is eating like garbage
1 means you're a deer
>tfw 2 for the past month
Last shit had me in literal tears bled like crazy afterwards too.
why is it hard for you autists to just drink more water that doesnt have sugar in it
That's the smuggest little shit I've ever seen
The way 6s are looking at me...I'm sorry for ever birthing you bros
>Be shitting out ton of long 4s that turl in the toilet like stretched out silly putty.
>see this
>feelsGoodman
Now I just gotta find out why my hair is falling at age 25
I wish other anons good health in this new year
Because you're male
It's nothing to be embarrassed about
Embarrassed No, am I gonna miss my mother and my potential gf running their fingers thru my hair Yes.
>losing hair at 25
That's genetic, homie. Sorry. Not your fault.
>nuts
>nuts
>nuts
>nuts
today I had a three except by the end it turned into a 5, is that ok? and it smelt especially bad for my poopy
fix your diet, you are eating something that induces you to shed waste early.
>all my depositions suddenly become creamy
did they become steamy and dreamy too?
Like Ice creamy?
>fear future prostate exam as kid
>eventually get into anal masturbation
>no longer fear prostate exam
checkmate
No, I'm nurturing my tumor so I can do an hero without my family feeling shame.
>caring about family when you're dead
you don't actually want to an hero or you're consciously scared of death and you're a moron
prove that the meaning of human existence is NOT dying of cancer.
One doesn't exclude the other. You might romanticize the idea of death and wish for it, while making sure your family won't feel too bad about it. Are you moronic?
Yeah most days I'm hoping I have some kind of cancer that'll just take me out at this point tbh
He had family history of the disease he got and didn't take care of himself. Most people are unlikely to suffer his fate until well into 70-80.
But we will all die and it's a lot sooner than any one of us cares to think.
i got testicle cancer this year. i have a prosthetic ball now, luckily i was at stage 1A and didn't have to get through chemo
so yeah check your balls too
>a prosthetic ball now
for what purpose?
who would want an unsightly asymmetrical ball sack
feel like it'd be a conversation starter but then again no ones looking at my balls except me which is why it wouldnt bother me
Nobody's ever gonna see your ballsack anyway.
pretty much this. your ballsack gets even saggier with time if you only have one ball
obvious bait but I got feedback and it looks and feels absolutely normal
the main difference now is that i have a 10cm scar next to my dick and the skin there lost sensitivity. I dick weirdly works better than before and i cum a lot more. i don't even use testosterone supplements so my left ball is doing a very good work
>and i cum a lot more
Was that also feedback from your mom?
No, yours.
for balance, I'd assume
>just let a israelite doctor molest you every 5 years bro
>At the age of 40, you should be blah blah blah
I don't intend to live anywhere near that long.
no one listen to this guy. if you do not have family history and no symptoms you have no reason to get a fricking colonoscopy. absolutely ridiculous.
Do not get fricking colonoscopies without a good reason, are you moronic?
Many things can go wrong with colonoscopies and if they do, you are in big trouble and they do more often than not. And if they do, you're in big trouble.
>And if they do, you're in big trouble.
more like the big trouble is in him kek
I've had GI problems for 3 years after getting a colonoscopy I didn't need. it feels as if I will never be better and I'll have to live with this pain. I probably just got a bad dice roll with a newbie who inflated my colon too much but shit sucks man.
>prostrate
>be gay, be woman, become troony, be very gay, let gay transcendental ayys make you homosexual for more gay
never happening shlongmo my mouth will bleed but my ass will be tight
What do you think?
your bf left some cum in there, should have cleaned it out before your test man ew
just DIY for a fraction of the cost
looking forward to seeing these posts along with the tooth extraction threads on Ganker
>looking forward to seeing these posts along with the tooth extraction threads on Ganker
How many anon's broke their teeth next to the ones they were trying to pull?
>just stick things in your butt bro
this board normally
>cute boys... boysmell... boyholes.... cute boys getting a hard on.... young boys with huge wieners
or
>black wiener.... delicious and juicy Black person penis.... i must swallow african cum....
but a doctor just checking your backdoor is too much?
I got my first at 32 when I had some bleeding. Luckily was fine and they told me come back at 40.
you should get a prostate exam monthly and find a doctor with big hands because he can palpate it better
nah I'm not gonna do the israeli anal humiliation ritual
if I die I die
No thanks. I’d rather die than be a homosexual.
>get sick
>people stick a radioactive object up your ass until you die from it
be nice to people
>the tweet that killed a knobhead
if wishing death on someone made you deserving of death yourself, there'd be like 5 people in the entire world who didn't deserve it
words don't carry that kind of karmic debt
This terrifies me. I am 34 now and this was 13 years ago. I could easily be dead at 47.
13 years ago, you could have easily been dead at 34, but you're not
the passage of time is still scary however
He apologized to this guy and they made amends. It must've ate at him to have done his and then realize firsthand that cancer means everything in your life will be painfully taken away from you
He shouldn't have apologized in the first place since the tweet wasn't even directed at the guy, but he was already in the throes of the ass cancer by then and was only exposed to the screencap without context like most people were.
Reminder that this tweet was posted in reply to what "what are you going to do this summer", because he was malding over his wife voting Republican when they were out for Obamacare.
>he was malding over his wife voting Republican when they were out for Obamacare.
this is the moronic tribalistic mindset this destroying society for the general public (aka the
cattle), when they should just be playing both sides for their collective benefit.
What went wrong?
>What went wrong?
arrogance, sociopathy and genuine moronation
Or what? You're going to die anyway. Karma isn't real.
>pc autist
>dies from literal ass cancer
you can't make this shit up
I liked how when he presented games he went to through the all option menus. I don't know a single Youtube prostitute these days that does that.
Kind of important information if you think about getting a game.
Why are so many younger people (i.e. people under 40) getting colon cancer lately?
americans eat 2 pizzas with 3 blocks of butter and mayo on each, it's no surprise their entire digestive system gets fricked up
maybe sitting 8+ hours a day has something to do with it
or maybe its the plastics you cannot avoid in your blood and the tracker of satan in your system
it's one of the consequences of the industrial revolution
Microplastics from polyester (and other plastic "fibre") they get to water sources after clothes get washed
There is probably no uncontaminated sources of water by now
Sit all day, weigh 30-40 pounds more than you should, “what is dietary fiber? sounds gay, I don’t want any part of that”, avoid any colorectal cancer screenings because stuff in butt = gay
“Must be microplastics fault, or maybe the Covid vaccine even though people below 55 have been steadily increasingly getting colorectal cancers since at least 1995 ”
>Why are so many younger people (i.e. people under 40) getting colon cancer lately?
Because we're getting better at diagnosing diseases, treating them and people are checking themselves in to see their doctors more. A lot of deaths in the past would have been the result of underlining health conditions, so you would have died of a heart attack, not because your heart was dysfunctional but because you were losing so much blood that your red blood cell count went dangerously low.
The vax causes cancer, simple as. Or climate change.
There are probably many causes though, modern lifestyles are deeply unhealthy
And I'm not saying you would, but please don't make the mistake of thinking you can't/won't get cancer because you're not vaxed, cancer has been around and also pretty common for a long time
>Microplastics from polyester (and other plastic "fibre")
This along with 'food additives' like lab-grown thickeners and preservatives etc that sap your energy you because they're hard to digest so the food doesn't fuel you properly.
Most of them were invented around the 1960s/70s and suddenly there's an "obesity epidemic" a decade or two later during the 80s.
because they're gays who stick things up their anuses
sneedoil and vaxxines
HFCS
rampant homosexuality
PC gaming.
It's because people are fat as frick now.
People are fat as frick now because a lot of the food they eat is laced with not-poison that your body spends more energy on dealing with than it extracts from the food. That's the primary reason. Factors like sugar (especially beverages) and a general lacking understanding of nutrition contribute but these have always been present.
The "obesity epidemic" appeared roughly a decade after lab-made filler-additives were put into everything you buy that isn't raw. There are no coincidences. Cause and effect is real.
>a lot of the food they eat is laced with not-poison that your body spends more energy on dealing with than it extracts from the food
That would imply that people are not fat at all, anon.
Quite the contrary. Perhaps I should have said that your body "allocates" more energy on dealing with additives than it extracts, instead of "spends". If you never get up and move around properly, you're gonna gain weight as long as you eat more than what little your body burns just to keep awake. If your food is laced with shit that eventually starts soft-paralyzing you as it builds up in your body however, the pounds adding up are a given. You're still able to move but you won't feel like it at all because your body says the energy is needed elsewhere, and so it stores it so that it will always be able to deal with the problems that you keep ingesting.
Additives and plastics are cancer.
So the body consumes more energy to remove these additives and gets less energy out of the food?
You mean people are losing weight, because they consume less energy in total?
I think you don't fully understand how this whole thing works.
>eat food laced with shit
>body recognizes it has to deal with shit so it reserves energy for exactly that via hormones that tell you that you're tired as a result
>you keep feeding it the aforementioned substances that create the problem instead of nutritious food that your body needs
>the issue perpetuates and obesity is reached
Idk how much simpler I can put it, but if you actually think people can somehow lose weight without moving then there probably isn't anything I can say.
>if you actually think people can somehow lose weight without moving then there probably isn't anything I can say.
Yeah they can. Just eat less.
Literally that's it.
Your body needs energy to exist and it will gladly consume itself if you don't put enough energy into it.
Anons he is not saying dieting does not work, he is saying the shit food here means you have to diet way more. Americans can act and eat the exact same in France, and yet end up losing 15 pounds over a few weeks
One g of carb has 4 cal in every country. If you check the labels you should be able to figure shit out.
Losing weight is 85% diet. Yes moving is important. But eating correctly is much more so it’s not even funny
IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
Ask anyone that knows me and they will say this is me. Frikken beat Black Mesa on my T430 as wife was having daughter
I had a prostate exam once
It wasn't too long after that I realized I was gay
Not joking
What did they do to you?
Injected the gay it sounds like
i thank allah everyday i never had to deal with hemorrhoids or shitting blood out my ass. you guys really need to take care of your bodies more.
>not having ass cancer is a point of pride for americans
Lol
Do you say ~~*inschallah*~~ before intercourse though, Abdul?
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Will taking fiber supplements enough to avoid ass cancer?
homie just eat prunes.
You're gonna be shitting out of your ears.
if I don't use soft cushions on my chairs I end cumming blood for days, not a lot but the cum comes out pink
Too soon, dude
>all this talk of blood coming out your ass and dick
What the frick is wrong with Ganker? I don't eat healthy but I've never had that happen to me. t. pushing 30 this year.
You think you can just turn wizard status without suffering? Heh
Tell me about this investigation.
>cop shows up and accuses me of shit
>I don't say anything
>no search warrant was issued but I learn that an ISP subpoena was done months prior
That's all i can say. It's been a good while since the cop showed up and I think I'm safe now, but even if I'm not I've been training mma out of fear this whole time so I can still try to take any wannabe vigilantes down with me in jail.
even if you did possess it I think going to jail for having pictures bogus, I sort of hope things go well for you
but also don't look at that shit, dude, you debase yourself and move down a very dark road one slippery step at a time
I don't.
I'm glad
I'm not even saying everyone who goes down that road ends up going all the way, it's just a bad road to go down regardless
Thanks. Even support from subhumans like everybody on this board helps a lot mentally.
You are welcome
They're just too high T for their own good.
I'm not into any shady shit but I live in a big city and I've been thinking of taking some fighting classes so I wouldn't get completely curb stomped if ferals attacked me, would you recommend it? (No I don't own a gun, any self defense items are illegal here)
I do bjj and boxing. I can recommend both if you have access to a place that does both. If you have to pick one I'd pick a striking art like boxing or muay thai since they're less situational than grappling.
That said, don't overdo it. I was going 5 days a week 2 hours a day at the height of my fear and my hips got fricked up (hip impingement). I probably will need surgery in the future if I can't PT them myself.
What did you even do to warrant their attention?
He is clearly guilty of what they accused him of and got caught by a honeypot.
>Last days on earth
>Plays fricking video games
>Reviews and praises fortnite as he is dying
That man did not love his child, nor did he love his wife.
People get children and wives as a secondary thing to their own lives.
A man dies as he lives. Its not like he had to die right that moment either. Theres still time for vidya. Family doesn't want to see you get all depressed about your mortality either. Everyone dies, lighten up.
This. Even if you're dying and they're never going to see you again most people today don't want to be around bad vibes bro. Like, cheer up man what the frick you're fricking my vibe man.
What's this Fortnite dying shit? Did he actually do this???
His wife posted about how he rambled about fortnite while delirious right before he died. Maybe it's fake or maybe the dude genuinely was still reviewing vidya in his mind during his last moments, we'll never know now.
You guys built your bunkers, right?
no, I plan to die in the chaos.
I'll just steal someone elses.
Nah anon not a israelite in new yrk.
Can't afford my rape tunnel bunker.
video games are shit today because he didn't go to the doctor sooner
Who is this guy and why are people celebrating his death?
they're c**ts
he's TotalBiscuit and he upset wokies
although he had a little bit of wokeness himself, we forgive him for it because he was more based than he was moronic, and the wokies were inhuman filth in the wake of his death
>wokies
they are called antiwhites.
And no I don't forgive him for caving in because it was a fricking disgrace.
TotalBiscuit. He cared a lot about game performance, options menus & accessibility like FOV sliders and detailed graphic options ect.... He advocated for consumers hard against predatory practices and shitty ports/poor design. If an AAA company put out a shit game TB would have a video detailing their frickups in a week and the whole internet would know about the problems.
Then he turned into an butthole, wished someone cancer, went woke and then got ass cancer and ignored it until it was too late and died. The image is him playing vidya on his deathbed in the hospital.
The mountain dew helps me through the worst of the spasms.
I wish cancer did not exist.
Me too, anon
I'll never forget that I got into Tribes Ascend because of TB.
When I play shitty games diarrhea comes out of my dickhole
> eat some beets
>
>
> its so fricking over bros
What's your record without shitting? For me it was three weeks. I wish I was joking.
I haven't since Saturday and it's concerning me.
two weeks as a kid after having the flu and i eventually went to the hospital and got a big enema because tummy hurt at that point
geez, I thought four days was bad
three weeks would be torture
Somewhere between 3 and 4 weeks. I was in a mental hospital wigging out from schizophrenia. Too much stress got to me, blew up a restaurants toilet after getting out.
When I was in summer camp I held it in for a full week, couldn't imagine doing 3
>be me in highschool
>parents go out of town for a week
>leave me home alone
>eat nothing but granola and frozen burritos washed down with soda
>realize a few days later my stomach hurts and I haven't shit
>parents get back, regular food gets my guts moving again
>suddenly have to shit really bad
>sitting on the toilet trying to force the king of all turds out of my ass
>in literal tears
>abdomen is stuff from compacted shit
>finally force out a plaster cast of my colon with the texture of sand paper
>one long red line like a marker of blood down the side where the gasket couldn't hold
Remember kids, there is such a thing as too much fiber
There is a secret art for clearing blockages, a terrible ritual that will clean out anything lodged there in a torrent of liquid shit. It takes a few hours sometimes but when it's over there will be no trace of food in your body.
Chug a two-liter bottle of prune juice and make sure the toilet is free for the forseeable future.
Im 30 years old and my record without shitting is 3 days. I get neurotic when I go shitless for a day, cant imagine how people can live without shitting in weeks
A week and a half.
Had really bad food poisoning, so I took some medicine for it.
I took an ungodly massive shit at work when I finally felt better. Turns out it fricked up the plumbing and it costed like $8,000 to get fixed.
My coworker called me a legend after that.
5-6 days. was in practical training at a construction site. local outdoor toilets were disgusting while family and friends did a complete renovation of our apartment at the same time. twas just too stressful to take a good ol' shit.
I havent since thursday, im done.
2 months. When Crohns disease began I wasn't shitting at all, I was empty as could be and couldn't eat so nothing was being formed.
A girl in grade 8 camp didn't shit all week and everyone talked about it
I knew a really hot girl who ate a lot of mcdonalds all in one sitting and got so constipated she had to go to the hospital and they gave her an enema
desu, if you watch the video of his fridge you realize it was inevitable. If he had any predisposition whatsoever, he was going to get sick.
suggest a replacement youtuber I can subscribe to so I can check games as I did with tb, possibly someone with taste
Accursed Farms
ACG and Mortismal Gaming
>atleast I'm still literally playing v-videoga-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>couldn't stop talking about Fortnite in his sleep during his final days
Lmao based
I didn't even know he was sick
>have constant ulcers in my mouth
>Have had every test under the sun doctor couldn't find anything
>Have to see a specialist
It's fricking over for me boys
how stressed are you?
I don't think I'm that stressed, the idea of ulcers does stress me a lil bit
I think I have to blame my original doctor for that he told me it was herpes and from how often I get them (literally everyday) I got very depressed
Turns out it wasn't, thanks jackass
GPs are morons who don't know shit
see specialists as soon as possible
>GPs are morons who don't know shit
>see specialists as soon as possible
can fricking confirm
The purpose of a GP is "go see this specialist for this thing" and general interpersonal stuff.
A nice, confident guy who'll tell you that you're gonna be alright. That's what it's all about.
>The purpose of a GP is "go see this specialist for this thing" and general interpersonal stuff.
yeah but sometimes they do shit fricking all and don't refer you on to a specialist either
this might sound very 'have you turned it on at the wall' but have you been to a dentist? bad oral hygiene can cause this and moreso if you're dehydrated a lot
stop using sensodyne toothpaste
Man, he didn't even get to see RE2 remake, KH3, Elden Ring, Harry Potter, FRICKING STARFIELD!
Can anyone AI a review in his style?
A couple of years back i found out i have gallstones, but i havent done anything about it and i'm hoping a marginally better diet would fix it on its own
Just recently i started having temporary pains in my lower right quarter of my abdomen, and i wonder if that was appendicitis, and if it was, if it also would go away because i'm in a very high stress ongoing situation right now and maybe the appendicitis would pass once this situation passed..
I like that his legacy, in this thread at least, is anons advising each other about important health matters
It made me realize how common shitting blood out your ass was. Thought it was a guaranteed death sentence for the longest time.
Yup. He definitely saved lives by getting awareness out.
Is it really that hard to eat healthy? what's wrong with vegetables?
Its very contextual. Many times good veggies and fruit is unavailable/expensive. Also, its easier on time to buy some fast food than making a healthy meal. And people dont have any interest in making healthy stuff, or "dont like the taste of it". I used to eat healthier but lately I order all the time and its constant trash food, Im starting to see how it can be addictive
eatinf vegetables isnt failproof either with all the ground polution, pesticide spraying and plastic packaging
>just eat veggies bro
The greatest lie the food israelite ever told was convincing everyone to eat leaves and tubes that come out of the ground with tiny amounts of nutrients instead of meat which is packed with all the nutrients the human body needs.
My dad is going to die this year of the exact same cancer tb had, colorectal cancer, the part just around the first bend up your ass.
He chose to not treat it and instead just riding out his life with some semblance of quality
As far as i can tell its already spreading in his chest cavity, in his hip and in his kidneys
Shit fricking disease, also know a woman who had severe vulva cancer that she had removed basically living her last days with a troony style gaping hole
I'm sorry anon, I lost both parents to cancer and it fricking sucks, I hope your time remaining with him is wonderful
Guys I have been since for the past few days and I had unprotected sex last weekend with this latina.
How fricked am I?
sounds like rectal herpes
She raped me but nothing anally happened am I still fricked?
Typical rule of thumb is that if its fresh red blood, you're fine, probably just an anal fissure. If its dark blood it means its from higher up in your gut and has had time to dry out.
Im not bleeding from my anus I just feel like I have a cold.
You probably just have a cold. AIDS isn't fast onset, and everything else just puts sores on your dick.
We're balls deep in cold and flu season, and cedar starts to pollinate this time of year so if you're here in texas you have a one in five chance of having an allergic reaction that feels just like the fricking flu (worse since the flu is out of your system in a few days and cedarfever will ruin your month).
Are you sure she's actually Hispanic? She looks a little more like a sasquatch to me
The mods missed an opportunity after he died to purge this place of the worthless shitposters who made fun of his death
>Get huge painful cysts on my neck when I'm stressed from work
>Everyone thinks I'm a diseased leper
>Try mixing every topical antiseptic I can find and leave it on my neck for an hour every night
>Now my entire neck is bloody and peeling and scabbed over
Blood vessels in my eyes pop and people think I was in a fight and I look possessed.
Shit sucks.
Buddy, here's the simplest remedy for any kind of tough zit, cyst, skin tag, or ingrown hair.
Get a bottle of apple cider or white vinegar.
Put it on a cotton ball.
Wipe the area down and hold the cotton ball there for 5-10 minutes.
Do this 2-3 times a day for a couple days.
The acid in the vinegar will dry out the skin and kill any bacteria it touches. In a couple days it will dry up and fall off.
Don't just leave it on there or you're going to get a chemical burn.
Should I get a colonoscopy bros? I’ve been having stomach issues for 5 years now (acid reflux, cough, burping, heart burn, horrible breathe) and none of the pills the doctor gave me are working. I’d don’t really want to know if it’s something serious.
>acid reflux, cough, burping, heart burn, horrible breathe
acid reflux can do all those things while remaining relatively unserious, but damage from long term reflux can POTENTIALLY (not definitely) lead to cancer and shit so you should probably get checked sometimes
also, don't just rely on pills, look into dietary changes and hydrate well
In case I freaked you out by making it sound more likely than it is:
>Long-term acid reflux can damage the esophagus and may lead to a condition known as Barrett's esophagus, which is a precursor to esophageal cancer. Barrett's affects about 3% to 10% of older men, but within this group the risk of developing esophageal cancer is only about four in every 1,000 cases. Over all, men with Barrett's are more likely to die from another cause.
You need a tube down your throat, not up your ass
If it’s pushed up far enough isn’t it the same thing?
Your colon is 5 feet long, I doubt that's how it works
you drink
?
fix your diet
Also you want a gastroscopy, where they look at your stomach, not a colonoscopy.
Why is this shit thread still up, jannies?
>shit thread
heh
>reading this thread
I had a prostate exam done. It was by a cute Asian doctor who recently became a doctor too. Sometimes I feel bad for her knowing she had to stick her succulent little fingers in a hairy man's butthole.
Honestly it is hard to not find the whole situation erotic.
I wish you had not used the words succulent and hairy man's butthole in such close proximity
normally I shit 2 times a day in extreme quality, but for more than a month I have only shit once in the morning with normality but I have the feeling that there is still a little left during the day...
its colder and you're not as active
but it is summer here and I go to the gym 3 days/week
it's over...
Which anon will become the Colon Collider tonight? Who will go home with an ass filled with blood?
You decide!
STOP EATING SO MUCH RED MEAT
Once a week, twice TOPS.
you're screaming into the void. people don't want to give up their addictions
bros... i have covid (took a test)...
I have very bad fever and I never got the jab....
am I gonna make it?
also what's some good games to play before you die?
>am I gonna make it?
You'll be fine as long as you're not fat, diabetic, have hypertension, poor diet, and high blood pressure...
>You'll be fine as long as you're not fat, diabetic, have hypertension, poor diet, and high blood pressure...
And even with those things you have a statistically excellent chance of being fine
I think there's a difference between living and being fine.
True
you will make it
When I had covid I was out for like a day and by day 3 I was walking around like nothing happened.
I've been sick since the 5th....
not that bad actually, it gets bad then it gets good.... I'm actually ok right now...
damn, I haven't had as much lung issues as my gf but she got sick earlier than me so who knows.
badass
How bad is the fever
You're probably going to have fricked up lungs for the next year
i just got over it. you'll be fine
leave to america to still have covid
>wishes cancer upon someone on twitter
>dies to ass cancer himself
Karma is a b***h, huh?
there's nothing karmic about it, words are nothing
If that's true then why are localizers changing the text they translate? Why are certain words and phrases banned on social media? Why do people get offended by words like Black person? If words mean nothing then why are so many words censored or grounds for being banned?
because they're homosexuals
I didn't realize so many anons literally have asscancer. fascinating.
Do I really have to go to the doctor?
Have been bleeding in the ass for like 10 years (fresh blood) and both my parents have hemorrhoids, so I just assumed I also have it.
If its fresh bright red blood its hemmoroids. If its deep dark red its internal bleeding and likely serious
I got a septoplasty and turbinate reduction last friday and it is fricking awful. Non stop bleeding. Can only breathe through mouth. Sore throat. Absolutely no air passage through my nose so every time I swallow it puts pressure in my head which relieves itself by more blood oozing out of my nose. Gaming is joyless. I hunt some kulve taroths, maybe 3, then I get another headache. I can't sleep. I can't games with my bros. I can't drink. Oh yeah and I'm constipated too. Drank some prune juice and now I have diarrhea shotgun blasts on a hair's trigger.
Just live with your deviated septum bros, this is not worth it.
>Drank some prune juice and now I have diarrhea shotgun blasts on a hair's trigger.
Damn I'm sorry but I also laughed
it will pass my friend. it sucks now but in the grand scheme of things the septoplasty will be worth it.
Hang in there hunter bro, just dont do anything rash like trying to force it. let it be and it will heal
>>Just live with your deviated septum bros, this is not worth it.
Thanks anon, I needed to read this.
I wish your suffering be less painful and relatively short.
Aside from the bleeding it sounds like a nasty cold, you'll get through it
But I snore so badly I can barely breathe
Opioids
Guys, it's not cool to speak ill of the dead. Grow up. Your little video game rivalry does not matter as much as the guy being fricking dead. Get over yourself.
Show some fricking decency you pinheads.
>got athletes foot from a shower while I was in job corps
>ignore it
>eventfully scrape my toes on enough furniture to pass out on one once while i was drunk
>since then, have had regular breakouts of dry scaly skin on the areas just beside my nostrils
>have since cured my athletes foot but the infection on my face is extremely persistent
>the best I can do is apply a foot fungus cream every other day and the symptoms stay away
>am poor gay, no insurance, feel hopeless, cant find the solution on my own
>wonder if I will be cursed by my own poor life decisions forever
Bro go to the doctor and say you want to pay the cash price. Shop around. Worst case is the visit will be like $200. Prescription antifungals are pretty cheap amd will clear that shit up like fricking magic. You can do it bro, just go.
I had that. I think it was seborrheic dermatitis. You need a topical antifungal. I found one off Amazon that had some kind of azole in it.
that looks pretty accurate, I'll be looking into this
thanks anon
I think of totalbiscuit every time I have a big, massive, healthy, satisfying poo
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
>ate a bunch of beets a day before
>went to take a shit at 2 am half asleep
>saw red in in teh toilet
>wasnt thinking
>called my parents
>took me to the hospital
>didnt fina anything
>remembered i ate beets was to embarassed at this point o admit it.
I've been close to doing something similar a few times because of Pepto Bismol. That'll turn your shit black too.
Thanks bros
God always takes the best youtubers, we're losing paul harrell soon too, its not fair bros, who the frick am i gonna watch on youtube
>pancreatic cancer
it's over
He posted in a reply to a YouTubr comment that he only has a couple of weeks left. There's a thread about it on /k/
It hurts. The good ones go too soon. What other gun channels are there that aren't: "this is what I did in the Special Turd Force" or manchildren playing with guns?
get cancer and die
you think its funny to make fun of dead people?
>you think its funny to make fun of tb?
yes
define what that is
it sounds like some made up condition
i just sneezed like 10 times in a row and at least a glassfull of snot came out sporadically. it's joewari da... isnt it?
Just eat 1 apple a day
>makes millions being a fake rage baiter for clicks
>dead and buried wife already jumping on stranger's wieners
>constant diarrhea for months
>sometimes bright red bleeding (had a fissure) when that flared up
>started getting sweats at night, waking up drenched
>this goes on for another few months
>wake up in the middle of the night with the worst pain I felt in my life
>it's fine
>walk it off
>last 2 days before going into the ER
>had multiple abscesses, a fistula in my small bowel, and Crohn's Disease
>spent a month in the hospital
Doctor said my C-Reactive protein, the one that is a good measure of inflammation, was the highest he's seen in his career. I somehow managed to get through all that without anything more than interventional surgery/drains.
Don't be like me. Get checked if something is off. Don't convince yourself it's normal.
What is gaming fever?
>My wife lost the weight just in time for me to fricking die
She wasn't going to find a new bf whilst being that fat.
Should I be worried that since turning 30 last year, my shits have slowed down from 2 or 3 times a day to once every 2 or 3 days?
obligatory
https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5b5b02d95b57b-total-biscuit-in-the-grave-tonight.php
>thread about feces and ass cancer is still up
>actual vidya threads get deleted for no reason
TOTALCASKET IN THE GROUND TONIGHT
I want him back bros. I want him to have another chance. He should have died clowning on nuBlizz, not playing Fortnite
What the frick is this thread?
I applaud anons taking their health seriously but how did we get here? This is the most off topic thread going to bump limit I've seen in weeks. But at least its not about trannies or w*men.
Ganker is over anon
we are /vb/ now
Might as well vent here, if mods are too moronic to clean up this off topic shit.
Haven't had a solid shit in exactly a year now. Had my blood and poop checked twice but everything is ok. Ultrasound of my organs great too. Not even lactose intolerance or something.
What am I eating wrong then? It's the only thing I can think of. Started after last years christmas/new years binge of food for two weeks straight. Been to greence and japan for three weeks each, which changed my eating habits but not my shitting habits.
Try taking daily fiber supplements and see if it makes a difference.
Eat fiber you idiot, eating a large portion of porridge for breakfast will fix it almost immediately.
eat a fricking salad
If you have a high sugar intake cut that down to nothing, it will resolve any issue you have. if you guzzle down mountain dew everyday you're probably consuming insanely high amounts of sugar. Once I quit that slop, I began pooping everyday sometimes multiple times. Before it could take days.
>have UTI for years
>i'll be taking a piss and then sometimes it comes out either cloudy or pure white from the discharge
>if it's cloudy it's not a big deal
>if it's pure white then the next hour is spent in agony, writhing around on the floor as you try and position your dick over a paper towel so you don't dribble piss on yourself
>it is absolutely miserable
>fricking incompetent doctors can't just give me UTI meds, they have to do le special testing
>finally get my bladder checked out
>>>it's uninfected
>kidneys are fine too
>UTI mostly clears up after that
>but occasionally i'll be taking a piss and it comes out cloudy, and i semi-frequently i have to sit down for a while to get all of it out
I JUST WANT CLOSURE
stop fricking clouds
I'm not even joking when I say this: I've gamed off and on since I was about 5 and I'm in my 30s. if I ever end up in his situation, the last thing I wanna frick with is a pc, a game, or a phone. I dunno, I just feel like I'll spend my final days, whatever, reading a book, writing, or doing something else. seeing dude like that, dying and still glued to the pc( and all I really know about him is he was a sc2 player/announcer who wished cancer on someone- which wasn't cool) is just sad.
I used to shit blood from smoking way too much weed
It stopped when I quit
John "No refunds" Bain
30 frames
These mindless drones is why gaming companies stopped putting effort in their games. Why bother when this type of moron will buy anything if their favourite e-celeb tries it once.
Figure someone might as well post it.
>six years later
>n-n-no u!!
damn he sure showed him
Did he actually have a positive effect on the industry?
He would have, if he lived.
>tries to raise awareness about the sorry state of games that are being sold to people
>immediately gets a disease and dies
Hmm....
I'm so fricking tired of diarrhea shitting in the mornings. No it can't be before bed or in the evening. I have to shit hard as frick right before work when I have little time
fix your diet moron
That doesn't even mean anything to me. What does that mean? I eat crackers and some fruit bars for breakfast, some type of meat or sandwich for lunch, and then whatever for dinner. Usually some kind of meat and rice.
Do you drink a small can of energy drink when you need to instead? I mostly drink coffee for long commutes to work.
I drink water. I highly recommend you ween off and get off the addiction eventually. I'd wake up and realize I craved coffee more than I enjoyed drinking it. The only substance I've ever been addicted to. But sure, try a different source of caffiene and see if it still makes you shit. Coffee was the only reason I had to shit consistantly everytime I drank it.
eat a salad for fricks sake
Dude. It's the coffee. Just stop with the coffee.
>Be me
>Fresh large krill from my local fish dealer
>Buy all of them
>Fry them all
>Eat them for two days with rice of course, because I'm Asian
>Didn't poop, didn't notice
>Few days later, need to poop
>Poop is too impacted it won't come out
>Next day still need to poop. Feels like I'm going to die
>I know what I must do
>Motivate myself
>Squat on the floor
>Put finger inside butt hole
>It wouldn't go inside, there's a solid wall of poop in the way
>Use finger nail to remove chunks of poop
>This goes on for about half an hour
>Finally, the wall of poop collapses due to the pressure
>Solid poop rocketed out of ass
>Poop everywhere
>Hose everything down including myself
>Lie naked on bed
>Pass out
>had burning ass pain for years
>finally went to ass doctor
>oh it’s just hemorrhoids
>pain becomes unbearable
>have regular doctor look at it
>bud you have a fistula
>go back to ass doctor
>oh yeah you have a fistula
>have to have fistula surgery
>skip narcotic pain meds like an idiot
>wake up with the most unimaginable pain ever
>etc and etc
I seriously hope to never have to have surgery again. Getting knocked out for procedure is one thing. Full blown surgery is awful
>narcotic pain meds like an idiot
moron
You mean opioids, not narcotics
>had burning ass pain for years
maybe you should have posted less on Ganker to not get butthurt so much
>be ass cancer
>get ass cancer
wow
>dying from illness
>eye bags
It's just like my Japanese animes
He had ascites in his final days.
Jesus, imagine Totalbiscuit with a pregnant tummy
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A few days ago while gaming I got so intense butt pain I had to curl up in fetal position on my bathroom floor for good 5 minutes. Is that bad?
Could just be hemorrhoids but they don't hurt quite that bad.
>have weird irregular shits and nausea starting in my 30s
>go to the doctor several times
>they dont even do any checks or tests
>"uhh its probably IBS"
Sometimes I wonder if these frickers know I'm posting on Ganker so they put me in the "don't give proper treatment" category, or if they're just incompetent and always doing the bare minimum.
I can't wait until all doctors are replaced by highly skilled AI robots that you can have at home.
m8, it's actually probably just IBS.
Lifestyle changes. Reduce stress, eat fiber, drink water.
>lurk cancer related subs on reddit
>multiple years old OPs about IV stage cancer
>talking about how they wouldn't give up and would try to fight it to the very end
>check post histories
>pretty active accounts that completely stopped posting 6-12 months after their diagnostic
Grim.
>be fine
Feels good not being a genetic dead.
>not being a genetic dead end
But are you be having kids, anon-sama?
>Get cancer and die
>Gets cancer and dies himself instead