How do you defeat this shit?

>moves 10x faster than your character
>every attack is a hit kill
>Impossible to parry or block
>mimic tear doesn't last 10 seconds

I Fricking hate this game, frick you "git gud" morons

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >impossible to parry or block
    Get that item that allows you to parry him

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >impossible to block
    works on my machine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are clearly cheating, look that health bar impossible in a normal playthrough

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just 60VIG + Mergott's rune that gives 30% more HP.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just stand under him and he can't hurt you. Stop trying to avoid him.

        You're underleveled, or your build is shit. Pick one.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        LEVEL. UP. VIGOR. It really is that simple. It's a tale as old as the souls series itself, morons refuse to level up their health stat and then complain about getting OHKOd. Health is and always has been the best stat in the game, you could literally only put levels into vig for the whole game and only have a slightly suboptimal build.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *and use great runes
          But Ganker refuses to do online play so they don't have any rune arcs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LEVEL. UP. VIGOR
          No

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are clearly cheating, look that health bar impossible in a normal playthrough

      >this TERRORIZES the viglet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs vigor when bleed, scarlet rot, poison and frostbite exist

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this, i just spammed rot breath from behind the pillars lol

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's astounding how worthless that parry is. Timing tighter than a nun's butthole (meaning by the time you learn it you can heavy roll every attack in your sleep) and the reward is.... .01 nanosecond of stagger, wow.

      Parries in general suck, imagine having to land 4 perfect timing windows per riposte on Malenia.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the most forgiving parry in the game though? I don't think I've ever missed it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >.01 nanosecond of stagger
        7 full seconds as shown here:

        You just stand under him and he can't hurt you. Stop trying to avoid him.

        You're underleveled, or your build is shit. Pick one.

        He attacks during the stagger but you can stand under him and he can't touch you while you just wail on him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just stand under him and he can't hurt you. Stop trying to avoid him.

      You're underleveled, or your build is shit. Pick one.

      based Crucible Knight cosplayer

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay in his face. Like half the attacks just whiffs you. And either keep a pillar between you and him for his gay sword beam throwing flipping around move or just learn the roll timing.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staying under him and going behind him will allow you to avoid most of his attacks, and if you have the parry tool, you should know that it can only parry attacks that flash yellow.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the bosses in ER so fricking dogshit and unfun? I spent 97% of the fight just running towards this homosexual, trying to reach him.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its always a skill issue
    isnt it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Its also often an absolute refusal to acknowledge that the game has more mechanics than roll and R1.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glass canon. I don't dualwield BUTT here I did double katana with Moonveil to end thd match as quickly as possible.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate lock on in games. Full moron mode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with lock on

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you defeat this shit?
    Let Tiche kill him

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn his moveset and i-frame dodge all his attacks. same as any boss. Its basically a rhythm game.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Getting filtered by the easiest boss in the game
    Holy shit lmao. Never play a real game like Ninja Gaiden.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Game is EASY
      >Level 120

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >end of the game
        >level 120 bad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at that guy's rune count. He could be way higher, it's obvious he had stopped leveling himself for quite a while. He could probably reach 145 or so with that amount of runes, it's like DS2 where they gave you a ton of souls because the end game is like 150.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        120 is low for that point of the game.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried having fun?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What summon are you using?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Siluria's Tree or Ordovis' Greatsword?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rock both.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds good. Shooting for 60 Strength, 25-30 Faith.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno what you're doing but if you want to use Crucible shit I think their spells are all 27 FTH requirement. They kind of suck, at least they felt like it when I used them but they're still fun to use. The tailwhip seems to do a lot of poise damage.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >60 Strength
          Either stop at 54 or go to 80.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The last softcap for weapon scaling is at 80. But 2 handing gives you a 1.5x bonus, so 54 is enough to reach it. If you plan to mostly 2 hand, you can stop at 54. If you intend to one hand often, you should go all the way to 80 or as close as you can.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just roll? Like that's all it takes, anon.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you really so starved for attention that you come to Ganker and make a fool of yourself just to be derided? this is unhealthy behavior OP.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember him being that difficult. Be aggressive; he doesn't have all that much defense or HP.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mod his health way higher
    >make it impossible to frost/bleed him more than a couple times before he's immune
    yep i'm thinking ludo

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