How do you explain all your coomer games on your steam account to your friends?

How do you explain all your coomer games on your steam account to your friends?

>inb4 "i don't have friends"

Imagine not even having internet friends.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't unlike you, oho-hahaha!

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    My friends are coomers too. Nothing like buying a game and noticing a few people on your friend list already JOd to it.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because my friends dont care

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recommend coomer games to my friends.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's called having Skyrim and everyone pretty much just assuming you're a pervert

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't pay for porn.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    steam is for dildos

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have friends.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be your friend.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironically buying "coomer" games in your steam account.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    of course I have internet friends, you guys 🙂

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      discord trannies you simp for and jerk off to don't count

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any porn games, honestly porn and games always seemed incompatible to me.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this homie never played second life and rammed ugly milf bawds
      Sad!

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit's pointless, if I want to jerk it then I don't want to bother with "gameplay" before getting to a porn scene, if I want to actually play a game I don't need the porn.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, pirate your coomer games, don't be moronic enough to pay for porn.

    The only coomer game i have on my account is HuniePop, was gifted to me as "joke".

    I started doing the same gifting shitty and unexpensive coomer game to my friends on steam as a joke.

    >mfw one of my irl friends played all of the nekopara games after i gifted him vol.1

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based e-girl catgirl lover

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING LOVE dicky.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >paying money for fap material
    Why would anyone do this?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have to explain and nobody asks me about them anyway so it's never been an issue.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    they don't care, they know I'm a degenerate

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, OP, you outdid yourself this time with this shitpost. You must be genuinely moronic. Do you at least get some neetbux because of it?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you at least get some neetbux because of it?
      no 🙁

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have friends or coomer games on my steam account.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only have 3 coomer games on my account: HuniePop 1&2, and She Will Punish Them.
    None of my friends care because I'm the normie amongst a sea of degenerate friends.

    They'd see me playing Sims 3/4 and tune in to watch, and all they'd see is me making cute homes for my Sims.

    None of my friends will ever discover the source of my coom and I intend to keep it that way.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not having coomer friends

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know you can hide games on your account, right?

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not on steam, but my brother basically did that.

    >Are you a coomer?
    >Yeah, homo.

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have coomer games on my steam

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    my profile is private and i'm always invisible
    i live on my time

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >youtuber
    >boomer meme
    >steam
    figures

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >having friends

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steam really needs to make it very easy to hide adult/sex games. From prior to completing a purchase even.

  28. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just own it.
    >oh, princess and conquest? Yeah its fun.

  29. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking porn is shameful, fricking zoomers on Ganker have to go back.

  30. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most people don't bother to look at other people's steam accounts. Those that do are often too worried about what others think of them to do anything. If a friend genuinely thinks you're fricked for having porn games then remove them, because they'll always try to police your behavior. I actively pick perverted avatars not because I'm perverse, but because I want to keep people like that away. My tastes are actually pretty vanilla and uninteresting. Big tit bimbos basically, but I'll use a e-girl avatar just to keep normies away.

  31. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    "I fap to them."

  32. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    With enough confidence you can do anything

  33. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have normalgay friends.

  34. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't buy blatant coomer games. Games like Bayonetta, which I guess some might consider a coomer game, I'm not ashamed at all of playing (and I don't think it's a coomer game anyway.)

  35. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine not even having internet friends.

  36. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >caring what people think about your steam account's contents

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      "contents". It's things you play.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        which is the content of your account

        your point is?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know its just funny why you call it contents. Like hey why do you have guns in your living room oh hey its just content in the living room idk

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to start doing that because it works on people like you.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              No it doesn't work its just moronic, look you cant just say that ok you have x things and it doesnt affect how people will see your personality or something, of course it will make people think

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                it got you to whine, though

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                No I am not whining I am trying to help your autistic brain to realize that it will have CONSEQUENCES

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                it works to piss off people, yes. good to use that phrasing if i want to bait pedantic anons.

                am i autistic? probably.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look you will be removing those games right now from your account, I will not warn you again about this

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                no

  37. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own any coomer games

  38. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a separate account for my coomer games

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