How do you feel about Jason ?

How do you feel about Jason ?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna make him do the ahegao face, what a cute cracker <3

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's gonna get cucked for sure

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I wanted a white trash protagonist, I'd play Days Gone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick people said the same thing about Arthur and now he's universally loved.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hate arthur morgan
        luv deacon st john
        simple as
        end of

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Deacon is generic as frick, what is there to like about him? his constant stammering is annoying as well

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            his constant stammering is hilarious and schizo kino

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Him being a schizo is the best thing about him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but Arthur is cool. This guy looks like the racist down by my local gas station

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and now he's universally loved
        because he's not racist in the 1800s.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arthur is not well written considering a context of times,hes likeable exactly because he was written in very safe way. That dude has views of average american liberal in 2023 while in same year majority of the planet still hold more conservative views lmfao.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Days Gone is better than anything Rockstar could make

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek it's heart warming to know leftists are still seething about that game

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally Sambucha

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the latina more!

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already a couple setting which means
    >No girlfriend system
    >No hookers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if homies can't cheat on each other.
      Who is to say they even have a good relationship to begin with?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon pls you can't cheat in 5.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You serious, criminals being a guaranteed power couple? Micheal and Amanda were a couple, they were both unfaithful, the only reason Micheal got pissed at the beginning of GTAV was that Amanda was cheating above what Micheal deems "acceptable", as he says the women he screws are just random prostitutes he takes to a hotel, not to his house, not to his bed.

      If anything I think Jason and Lucia's relationship will vary accordingly to how the player choices guide them, it would probably influence the endings, with them either remaining together or against each other.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he seems alright, he'll probably just be the "tough and ruthless killer with a heart of gold who looks out for the little guy" just like every Rockstar protagonist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's only John and Arthur lmao, characters from a series about trying to redeem yourself.
      You could also say Jimmy from Bully is misunderstood, but all of those characters from other franchises.
      Every single GTA protag is a moron or a psycho except for Niko who was an exception.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        CJ, Johnny, Luis, Michael, Franklin, even Trevor, they all fit the bill as well. they help people when there is nothing to be gained

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, you can stop muggers as Trevor and there are the Strangers and Freaks missions, he lets the iranian guy go after torturing him even though he had a free pass from the FIB to chop him up into pieces

          >murderous psychopath does some selfless things once in awhile mostly when I make those choices for him
          >that means he's a good guy at heart oh my god I want to marry him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can just admit you've never played the games, it's obvious by now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Franklin literally says word for word he likes killing those who screw him over by mission three, and the way he talks to Micheal if you choose to kill him by the end is some cold blooded shit; he is just a composed sociopath, you really needs to look up on actual real life serial killers or casual murderers who did good deeds and even expressed fondness for someone, that doesn't make them nice people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            by the standards of the world they live in, they are good people, or at least better than the governments they are usually forced to work for.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          CJ is the only one who might not fit the bill since hes actually competent and can make it in life without being a hood rat, hes dragged down completely by the hood

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Niko is definitely a moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Niko who was an exception.
        The whole game is a huge tale of hypocrisy, how did you miss that? Niko is as much of a crazy killer as the others, but unlike every other GTA protag he claims to be wanting to turn a new leaf, while at the same time carving a path of death to find his traitor comrade, when Niko finally finds him the game drives the point home; the 2 possible endings being about Niko's close dying over his involvement with crime seals the deal, with the only thing Niko saying at the end is asking to himself if that's the American Dream he sought.

        by the time GTAV happens it seems Niko has learned his lesson and completely got away from a life of crime as Lester comments.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"You killed my friends for a thousand dollars?"
          >"How much do you charge to kill someone?"

          love that part

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really drives the point home. Love GTA 4 more than 5

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Love GTA 4 more than 5
              Same. The only thing better in 5 is the graphics.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it is implied that he's the one that killed those kids at the church

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >by the time GTAV happens it seems Niko has learned his lesson and completely got away from a life of crime as Lester comments.
          Nah likely killed himself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes Trevor the man of the people.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, you can stop muggers as Trevor and there are the Strangers and Freaks missions, he lets the iranian guy go after torturing him even though he had a free pass from the FIB to chop him up into pieces

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think is hilarious that Rockstar has been trying to shill GTA 6's characters for an entire year even though we know literally NOTHING about them?
    What the frick am I supposed to think, nice cap?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's already another gta 6 protag thread, ehh I guess it's better than BG3 threads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why, they are both shill threads.
      Rockstar just has no idea what to do to get people to care about their trash.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rockstar has no more hype to sell
        >burnt all of their goodwill
        >have to appease to ice spice gooners for their next big billion dollar game

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a latina gf.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross fake breasts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ill take some fake over flat chests
        >gf is flat
        joever

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing until Rockstar actually releases a trailer.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a blonde, blue-eyed GTA protagonist that bangs hot latina chicks. He's literally me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post reads like a marketeer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Close. I'm a musketeer!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lower than your momma.

          This post reads like a laid-off Volition employee wrote it. I still believe in Rockstar.

          Just look at the way these people type, it's so obvious they aren't from here.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            All me btw.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is nuRockstar, he's going to be a feminist liberal cuck, and the "latina" is obviously a man.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This post reads like a laid-off Volition employee wrote it. I still believe in Rockstar.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actually, unironically trying to force some Saints Row vs GTA rivalry in 2023
          How fricking low can you fall, Rajeesh?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lower than your momma.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so obsessed with trannies?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          2016 tourists man
          They just cant shut up

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the dude that drives a stock civic with a muffler tip big enough for a small child to crawl inside and goes to the store and gets cigs, a couple monster energies, several bags of chips and then says, "and lemme get $6.25 on pump 3"

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    coincidence?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, fellow Ganker users, it's just like in that movie that we all love!
      I am going to pre-purchase Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto VI as soon as it's available on my favourite game store!
      Purchase Grand Theft Auto VI, product not yet rated!

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >G-GUYS LOOK, IT'S JASON THE EPIC FLORIDAMAN, ISN'T HE THE MOST EPIC AND ICONIC CHARACTER EVER IN VIDEOGAMES? AND HE HAS A LATINO troony BOYFRIEND TOO BECAUSE OF HOW EPIC AND TOLERANT HE IS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony derangement syndrome

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Florida-Man: The Game
    sounds ludokino to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So fricking epic, it's like in the meme bros

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to pump his BWC inside my ass and leave his sweet cornfed country boy cummies inside me. I can't wait for his r34.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rockstar marketeers have consistently been the worst I've seen in Ganker.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People here messing around or are they really moronic enough to think a leak that showed bits of their proprietary development software, glimpses into 3rd party devkits, lame animation test footage, panic over security breaches, official legal action taken, lowered T2 stock, and constant DMCAs to accounts showing the leak to this day is somehow a smart marketing decision for a game that is already mega popular and doesn’t even have a hacking story angle to it

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white protag
    Where the frick is our trans protag this is disgusting

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he fricked my sister in 2008 then never talked to her again and fricked another girl the next day

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's cute. I hope he has good characterisation and is more than just a dudebro

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white boy too real to be affected by woke culture
    >thigg latina that I can play dress up with
    not bad israelitestar

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did some new gta6 info drop or something? I thought all we had was still the leaked stuff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it’s just that one leak, it’s only ever been that one leak and it’s likely only going to be that leak until there’s an official trailer by R*

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna hold hands with him

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His girlfriend will lecture him about sexism and racism and she will call the shots. Then other characters will lecture him about racism and sexism and homophobia and transphobia. He'll nod along like a frickwit. All of it will be played completely straight with not one hint of satire.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has a big booty latina girlfriend
    he just like me

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Creepy ass school shooting looking cracker motherfricker, probably watches his gf get fricked by BBCs.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    with the progress from gta 4 to 5, whats actually gonna be different about this one
    they cant go more wacky because thats what saints row did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More role playing features and open mission design. There’s an inventory system now like RDR2 and one clip showed scoping out a pawn shop for valuables in free roam. Then if they wanted to, add a criminal empire mechanic

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell Rockstar lost their soul once the characters are unrealistically handsome. Sure it's to appeal white buyers since an ugly goblina is co-main, but still a big let down. It probably is because society as a whole is becoming more extreme as a result of leftist extremism the past decade.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arthur being literally like your average american liberal nowadays and how they removed shit that made fun of trannies and confederacy flags and then how they wrote in insanely corny and safe way in GTA Online shows that you're right.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Momoa? He’s cool
    Vorhees? He’s scary
    Derulo? He’s mediocre

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN THE FRICK ARE WE GETTING THE TRAILER?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like that actor who plays a cuck in most of his movies

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GTA game without Lazlow
    It will be shit and it will have Saints row-tier writing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can look at the writing in GTA online to see what VI will be like, it's shameful

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >politically correct GTA
    still not playing

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