How do you fight a siren besides making yourself deaf?

How do you fight a siren besides making yourself deaf? What tools (like stakes, silver arrows, crucifixes, etc) are useful against them?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bring you OP, your homosexuality would make you invulnerable to their seduction.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why be so mean to OP?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tradition

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're on thin ice too, gaylord.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because, newbie, if there was ever a rule on Ganker, its that OP is first and foremost, a homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That depends on the GM. In the last game I was in we got TPK'd because the GM insisted my character still needed to roll to resist seduction by a succubus even though my character was an actual homosexual and had shown to have zero interest in women.
      (I made him gay btw since at the start of the game we still had a problem player in our group who always played "young and incredibly beautiful girls" who had tried to use seduction on my character before to get his way)

      Well that day we learned that my Fighter could solo everyone in the group, since I shit the bed on the Wis save.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, that is kinda interesting from a RP prespective. It turns succubus from "sexy pr demon" to a creepier, mind controlling version of it.
        It doesn't seduce you, it makes your mind want it, against your own will. It doesn't matter what you like, or how ascetic your character is, the succubus will forcefully reduce you to a drolling ape slave to your basest instincts.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Things shit DMs say to justify their bad decisions for 100 Jim

          Thats just regular ass mindcontrol achievable by normal spells. The whole concept of succubus is that they're masters of seduction, hell they can switch to incubus to fit their target's preferences.
          Instead of having the monster just invalidate a part of my character (which the GM at least gave me advantage on my wis save) it could've given a fun moment where the demon was stumped as their magic just didn't work, as gay people aren't really prevelant in the GM's game.
          Instead we had a TPK.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By having no taste/utterly shit taste in music, such that the song has no power over you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always figured the song itself didn't matter, it was merely a means to an end. It's like the brown note, you know, except for your libido. You still end up with a hot mess in your pants either way.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    grapeshot

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You take a piece of metal and put it inside them. Bullet, sword, your mom’s dildo, it’s all good.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The sirens killed themselves when ignored so give them cold indifference and they anhero.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bargaining, feeding them meat has a chance to work.

  7. 1 year ago
    Smaugchad

    Be a cleric with fey ancestry or better yet a 10th level warlock with an archfey patron

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be even sexier than them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What did I just read... and how much money did that make

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sing back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIuyDWzctgY

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Truefact: they can't manipulate you with the horny if you're always horny.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im immune to music and thots

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be incredibly unfrickable to the point that they don't even want to eat you. Smear yourself in doodoo.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sing Back

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Something like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sing a better song than theirs.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I use my personality.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus frick, anon, was giving them cancer really the only solution?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Artillery from beyond hearing range.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By being a better rapist than sirens are melee fighters.
    > Be raiding with clan
    > hear singing
    > see sexy bird ladies
    > go to shore and frick sexy bird ladies (they try to claw and bite but who cares)
    > one of them gouged out Grognar's eye so you took her back to the ship as entertainment
    > Overall 3/4 island, really great sex but no valuable loot and bird lady isn't wife material.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make a glass blade from the sands of a desert gathered at the height of summer, ground up salt from the bed of a dried up lake or sea, then fricking shank her with it and watch her turn into an emaciated kelp husk

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Darude - Sandstorm on full blast on my Boomblaster and a solid oar in my left hand to smack em on the head with

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sing along

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What else can you do but aim every single one of the 100+ guns armed on your first-rate-ship-of-the-line's gun decks and obliterate them?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bring a Scottish Bard who drawns out the sound of her singing with some good old pipes.
    Than rolls to seduce

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