how do you fix it? >hard mode: you cant change its type

how do you fix it?
>hard mode: you cant change its type

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    strong jaw

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play GBL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically telling someone to play Pokemon Go PvP

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock/Steel types exist purely to piss off Normal-type only players like me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every normal type can and usually does carries fighting/ground coverage

      >magic bounce
      >king's shield
      >slack off
      >slightly more health... in fact a flat BST boost to all fossils

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BST boost to all fossils
        I'd like Rock to get the boot as well.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an ability like disguise except it regenerates if you switch it out, call it last bastion or something

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugliest fossil to date. Unfixable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she has yet to see the "fossils" from gen8
      ngmi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd take two more generations of those abominations over this fricker. At least being an abomination is the whole point of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone saying solid rock is an idiot, that didn't fix Rhyperior, and it won't fix Bastiodon, who's issues are
      >horrid typing
      >no offense
      >low HP
      >no recovery
      If it's meant to be a wall, it should get some kind of recovery (slack off, I guess?) on top of some kind of ability or move that doesn't make it blatant setup fodder. I think the best option is a Rock type body press signature move. It should also get an ability that either boosts its defense/spdef on switch in, or boost it when it's HP drops below a certain point, alternately if we go off the Pokedex entry, maybe a massive damage reduction on contact moves, or outright immunity to the first contact move that hits it upon switch-in. Also give it Explosion.

      Now you have something resembling a tank that can set entry hazards, can heal, isn't completely passive with a powerful stab rock move off of it's Defense stat, can use it's dual stealth rock resist and ability to find ample chances to swap in on a predictable physical move, and can explode in a pinch.

      That being said Bastiodon is fricking hideous and should be forgotten.

      Bastiodon looks cool, frick you Black folk.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Solid Rock (Ability)
    Solid Rock reduces damage from super-effective moves by 25%. For example, a move that would do 2× damage will do 1.5× damage instead.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swap SpDef with Spe and give it Heavy Metal

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attacks that deal super effective damage to Bastiodon deal 200% of the damage back to the opponent

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But there's nothing to fix. His time is to knock out an opponent with Mirror Shield (or whatever it's called) whilst holding a Focus Sash and then die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >base 60 hp
      >metal burst returns only 1.5 damage
      >no decreased priority
      >fails if opponent is behind a sub
      bastiodon was dead on arrival

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +30 HP, Solid Rock ability
    And if we're buffing the gen 4 Fossils give Rampardos +30 SPE and Rock Head

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir, this is a Rampardos-fixing board

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd retcon the frick out of the Rock type requirement to start and then change up their stats. Massive improvement and it would cram a sock in the mouths of everyone who said Pokemon like Bastiodon and Aurorus are unsalvageable.

    Also Bastiodon getting Body Press in gen 9 after someone said it shouldn't because "it went extinct for a reason" was the beginning of a total shitposter death, with pic-related being the buckbreaking.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A new ability that automatically counters every Phsyical attack with a 50bp Steel counter that is blocked by Bulletproof

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone saying solid rock is an idiot, that didn't fix Rhyperior, and it won't fix Bastiodon, who's issues are
    >horrid typing
    >no offense
    >low HP
    >no recovery
    If it's meant to be a wall, it should get some kind of recovery (slack off, I guess?) on top of some kind of ability or move that doesn't make it blatant setup fodder. I think the best option is a Rock type body press signature move. It should also get an ability that either boosts its defense/spdef on switch in, or boost it when it's HP drops below a certain point, alternately if we go off the Pokedex entry, maybe a massive damage reduction on contact moves, or outright immunity to the first contact move that hits it upon switch-in. Also give it Explosion.

    Now you have something resembling a tank that can set entry hazards, can heal, isn't completely passive with a powerful stab rock move off of it's Defense stat, can use it's dual stealth rock resist and ability to find ample chances to swap in on a predictable physical move, and can explode in a pinch.

    That being said Bastiodon is fricking hideous and should be forgotten.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dual stealth rock resist
      Wait a second, I forgot rock does not resist rock, throw my entire post in the garbage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone saying solid rock is an idiot, that didn't fix Rhyperior, and it won't fix Bastiodon
      Reminds me of the dumbass suggestions for Aurorus to have the same exact ability. People see a typing that's bad for a slow Pokemon and automatically think "this Pokemon is le weak to everything so it should have Solid Rockerino".

      Why the frick would someone want to take away Snow Warning, especially considering that Hail was changed to Snow and that it now increases Defense by 50%? Yes Aurorus is not considered good even in a playthrough (sad face) but you'd be taking away the team support it can provide (even having Aurora Veil as of gen 8), 100% accurate Blizzard spam for five turns, and its 72 Defense (which people say is low) being 108 for five turns. And Aurorus doesn't have any reliable HP recovery nor is its bulk high enough (92 Special Defense and 72 Defense are not enough).

      Solid Rock would make Aurorus worse and take away everything I mentioned from it, which is something I'd hate to see and would make me sad. If you really want to "save" Aurorus than change its typing, which I'd suggest would be Ice/Electric considering what causes auroras. Yes it would have one less resistance but there's be no double-weaknesses at all and it would have STAB BoltBeam. Aurorus also learns a few Electric type moves and it doesn't even look like it would be a Rock type Pokemon anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think every Rock type ought to get Slack off, quite frankly. Anycase, great post.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Abilities
      Regular: Solid Rock, Bulletproof
      Hidden: new ability - Fortify. Any turn the user does not take damage from a move, 1/16th of the user’s HP is recovered.

      For example, if Bastiodon successfully Protects itself, it recovers 1/16th HP at the end of the turn. If the opponent spends a turn setting up stat buffs, Bastiodon recovered 1/16th HP.
      >Stats
      Without changing BST:
      -15 Speed
      -10 Special Attack
      +25 HP

      >Rock type version of Body Press
      Frick no. The only reason Body Press is balanced is because it can be nullified by switching in a Ghost type.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Invent Body Press in gen 4

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it an ability that makes physical attacks work using physical defense.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REgenerator
    It would be the only mon with stealth roCK and regen That's A nichE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's with those wacky random capitalisation, anon, ya big goof?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take the modern Pokemon approach and minmax it by dropping its SpA and Speed to 5 and investing all the leftovers into HP, give it Heavy Metal as an ability option and give it a recovery move. If it's meant to be an unreasonably tanky piece of shit whose damage comes from Body Press, Heavy Slam and Metal Burst, then by god, let it be just that.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -40 special attack
    +40 HP
    solid rock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just raise it's attack by 20

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rock type Recover
    >New Ability: Tough Coating: Halves Super Effective damage

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shore Up should become a TM and be distributed to all of the defensive Ground types, Rock types, and Steel types who got completely fricked over because they have almost no recovery, outside of Leftovers.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would give it 20 more hp, and an ability like Shed Skin so it can spam rest, there fixed

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit stats
    >beyond garbage movepool
    I fix it by removing it from my team and using Probopass which is better on all front.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I don't know why ROM hacks usually don't bother with this. If you're going to make Ledian Bug/Fighting, then surely you can do something for Bastiodon.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give it an ability that says
    >this pokemon can only take damage from moves that make contact

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make non-contact moves do 50% and it's reasonable

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new ability: Normalize, except on the opponent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds really good. Its lack of everything wouldn't be a problem anymore. It even gets Foul Play to deal with physical sweepers.
      Best fix so far.

      >It's unfixable just like Aurorus
      Reddit is back that way with your pessimistic shit.

      Aurorus is garbage, forgotten and will never get anything to make it decent at best. Move on anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Move on anon
        Nah I actually give a shit about Aurorus, nor do I use Reddit.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's unfixable just like Aurorus. Slow Rock types are dogshit. Basically only Rock/Grass and Rock/Flying work defensively.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's unfixable just like Aurorus
      Reddit is back that way with your pessimistic shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >machop used karate chop!

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thing is bulkier than Toxapex on a surface level. Could work from there and just give it hazards, Regenator, a healing move, and a decent status inflicting move with a good PP count.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raise attack stats. Give him an attacking move that does a Recover at the end of it (50% of user's max HP, not damage-based). Then you can use it as a wall that packs Assault Vest and still gets to recover.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t need fixing.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +30 HP
    new ability that reduces 4x effective moves power to x2

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flip its stats on their head.
    >65 HP
    >125 Attack
    >90 Defense
    >30 Special Attack
    >90 Special Defense
    >95 Speed
    Same 495 BST

    Bastiodon has a very weak defensive typing, with TWO 4x weaknesses, so it needs to be an offensive mon. Think Weavile.

    Other than that give it Rock Slide, Crunch, and Zen Headbutt, preferably by level up.

    Sturdy is actually a pretty good ability so it can stay as is.

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