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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no M*rie
    Good.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I want it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lm a 30 y/o dude and I would do anything to be 15 again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The secret is to have a really shitty teenage experience so life can only get better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. "Never again" are two words that come to mind

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The secret is to have a really shitty teenage experience so life can only get better.

          kwab

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        too late

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't get better for most.
        All we can do is try to improve ourselves by freeing ourselves from being enslaved by our flesh.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cute wife Naoto!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's an image of a polaroid, so just print it.
    It's also an image of persona 4, so just get the PS2 emulator and fire it up.
    If you mean having a fulfilling teenage life with friends and romance, you can't.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man social relationships suck ass irl, its all backstabbing and exploiting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your social circle sounds pretty shit.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the steps to acquire this are out of your reach because you post here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe that

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want a bunch of morons who can't do anything without (You) being around?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you want leadership roles to look like in fiction
      it can't all be tard wrangling otherwise they wouldn't group up at all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to know what it feels like to have someone depend on me instead of the other way around yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you don't, trust me. It's a lot of work and if you frick it up once, they blame you forever.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there no satisfaction in it?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like JRPGs that much but I'm interested in the story, should I force myself to play the game or just watch the anime?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      P4's anime is a very faithful adaptation of the story. I'd say it's even better because it adds some characterization for the protag, including his fears, which I think makes for a better character. The game is so padded with filler that you the story just sort of meanders for a while, so if you just want the story, the anime's perfectly fine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon, downloading it now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          One more thing. Make sure you're grabbing 4, and not 4 Golden. Golden's anime is pretty much a NG+, where the protag is coasting through everything with max stats, and the show's focused more on shenanigans than the plot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Golden's anime is pretty much a NG+
            Which was really a brilliant move imo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The true ending is a side story, sadly. But at least you get to watch it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be born a tall beautiful model looking guy in 90s Japan

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have "normal" interests, be attractive, and have confident while in highschool.

    Elsewise, you never will.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a gaming con, find people on their own, make a friend group with them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only type of people going to cons are moronic consumerists.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get how you expect to make friends without having something to relate to other people through. The vast majority of activities cost money and require consuming some sort of product. The only activities I can think of that aren't like that are sports/exercise of some sort. Even then you will probably have people chatting about athletic wear or whatever.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Consumption of media is not a trait. You can relate to others without needing to have anything in common. There's a distinction made; moronic consumerist != consumerists. Buying athletic wear has a function, an ultimate goal, buying plastic figurines made in chinese sweatshops, standing in line, etc, is not.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't
    its over
    you will never be truly happy
    you will never have true friendship
    you will never have a teen romance that carries to adult life
    you will never have old photos showing you and your friends doing nice things
    you will forever be trapped in your room
    your parents will forever hate you
    you will forever be a Ganker user
    it isn't over
    it never started

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It started, it just ended before any of us were born.
      Now we have to clean up the mess and accept that everything will be garbage for our entire lives.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't accept that

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here.
    Sorry guys meant to post this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow what a boomer (it is better than Persona 4 though)

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    interact with people in real life, for starters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro, yer a grown ass man, Op's probably 34 year old.. it's too late

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but I'm bad at that

      bro, yer a grown ass man, Op's probably 34 year old.. it's too late

      I'm 20

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        go back to school

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How I graduated they won't accept me. Unless you mean college, I'm getting on that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            community college, night school
            don't fall for the school loan israelites

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I met some really good buddies in college. Go to communal areas, don't be afraid to chat and shit. If you want to be like a Persona protag, you also have to be the one initiating potential friendships.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I'll try and do that. Not very confident it will work though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO! No, that's not an option! Son of a b***h!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    be reborn as a non-autistic person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't I ever think of that, thanks anon

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had something resembling this when I was part of a rowing team when I did my master's degree.
    For the first time since childhood I was happy and then it ended, not unlike Persona 4 I suppose.
    I almost regret going because it reminded me of what I had and am missing out on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you could find it once why couldn't you find it again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I joined a local boat club recently but it just wasn't the same. The people were nice but I just wasn't enjoying it at all so stopped going.
        There's frick all to do in my city and I've not found anything to replace it with so I just sit in my room making model kits.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clean yourself up.
    Go outside.
    Take up a social hobby.
    Speak to other people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if I don't like other people
      they all seem to be lying, or playing some game instead of being genuine
      can't be trusted tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO! No, that's not an option! Son of a b***h!

        take yer meds first

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >makes you a sociopath
          >breaks your dick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what if I don't like other people
        Never ever tier then.
        I'm a natural shut in and I've made some good friends from just trying to talk to others when the chance arises, but I actually enjoy being around some people
        >they all seem to be lying, or playing some game instead of being genuine
        Most people won't be 100% honest or genuine with you unless you start to click with them and that might take a lot of time since you're obviously a moron and won't take the first steps to opening up to others and making the first move
        You're here forever anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was always open, then I stopped talking when I realized people like to do things like talk about others behind their backs (dishonorable) and attack family and friends even, it's amazing how they rationalize it too. step out to the larger scope and people can get in front of a crowd and say "i love you" "til death do us part" and then say never mind and divorce whenever they feel like it. Like I had a childhood friend this happened to, like a few months after their wedding. she just felt like leaving. and this is a friend who talked shit about his family, wrongly, behind his back. like mocking his brother just for what he ate even though he had allergy issues it turned out. I think our culture is evil on a basic level and evil is treated as normal, sorry.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're here, you can't.
    You already know what it takes, you just won't.
    Because you're lazy
    because you're a coward
    because you don't want it enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe that was true before but the game gave me a taste and now I cannot accept not having it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that were true you wouldn't be wasting time here anymore.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will prove you wrong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker is normie central bro
          I saw some kids browsing it on the bus literally few hours ago.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most socially adept and active man I have ever known had several things going for him: very attractive, was on a med-school track, had already built up a decent social network, and had a decent money thanks to his mother's wealth (didn't have to work to support himself through schooling). He was willing to work hard and had some genuine intelligence, though I think he's a shallow person overall, just masks it well.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you got a job, hang out with coworkers.
    If you're in school, hang out with classmates.

    The grass is always greener on the other side. Don't take what you've got for granted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coworkers
      nope

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember really wanting friends when I was a kid, then I finally got some, and it didn't live up to the hype. That's mainly because I was bullied and socially isolated, so my only experience with friendship was from fiction. Not to say I hated being around them, but once we drifted apart, I didn't see the need in making new friends, because I knew my ideal of friendship wasn't realistic.

    Now I stay alone mostly by choice because I know my expectations of people and life in general aren't realistic.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    persona 4 made me forget that im a loner, and it made me think i had friends that cared about me

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It already exists in real life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Yosuke is perfect. He looks like a sleazy shithead you barely tolerate.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even fathom how you do it in the age of social media.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just like Ganker except you have to watch your mouth

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do a shitload of acid and throw yourself head first into a CRT television.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't
    that was 2009-11, cellphones were good enought for communication but still very limited, so hanging out with friends was still common and preffered over other youtube, netflix and other goyslop
    and thats without taking into account inaba is a small town where everyone knows each other and Yu being a Chad that has girls aproaching to him first

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things like this happen in youth due to being forced to be around the same group of people for a while
    High school, college and jobs when you’re young. It can happen when you’re older at work but people get busy with their individual lives and families
    You need to get involved with a group setting, volunteer at places, join a sports/activity league, work at a place where there’s a lot of people
    It involves a lot of social effort and motivation which you probably don’t have, usually there is someone who is the planner of the group who organizes hanging out and activities

    When I was younger I worked at a golf course and a lot of the late teen early twenties grounds crew, pro shop, and clubhouse restaurant workers were friends
    It was a great neutral meeting place because we could all meet up park and take one car and whoever was at the end of their shift would just tag along
    Probably the most fun period of my life

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had something like this, but it ended after high school. Honestly that hurt more than just having a couple of friends throughout your whole life.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be attractive and able to hold a conversation.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will get to Roleplay as counterfeit Adachi-baby and you will like it, chud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Adachi is sad and angry I don't want to be like him I want to be like Yu and have friends.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you on this website then it's too late anon...

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    real life people are shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want them anyways

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost 30, never had a real friend. I always wanted at LEAST 1 so bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a friend in high school. Maybe even two of them. We talked on every class annoying the teachers, played vidya together all day, etc.
      Starting from university we started talking less and less, only through the internet until we didn't talk for years, only occasionally catching up.

      Now I intentionally avoid contacting him because I'm embarrassed of having become a failure of an adult and absolutely dread the "so how you're doing/what do you work/how is the family" conversation. Let him have a good memory of me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's depressing anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's something more depressing. I had a friend in elementary school, he was a guy from a really poor family, couldn't afford any vidya. I invited him once to play something on my SNES together and quickly became friends. He came over after school every single day and stayed until evening, probably to also avoid his shitty family. After elementary school this continued years into high school though we went to different ones. He knew my high school schedule so came over soon after I got home.
          Eventually I got into PC gaming (we mostly played consoles before). Starcraft, Counter-Strike multiplayer, etc. Not something that you can play together (didn't have a second PC). He kept nagging me to play with him on consoles, so I started bullying him. Even hit him once because he was annoying me. So he just left and never came again. This was 15 years ago, I've never seen him ever since. I was such a little shit back then, didn't even care about it. Only started feeling bad about weeks later.

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