how do you make a game about being a shark so fricking boring?
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how do you make a game about being a shark so fricking boring?
how do you make a game about being a shark so fricking boring?
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Well first you don't make it like Man Eater
Because being a shark is fricking boring.
>swim around all day and night
>eat something or starve
>rinse repeat until death
screw you shark hater, it's literally the same for humans, just replace "swim" with "walk". At least sharks can chomp stuff, look badass, and be the most feared thing in our ecosystem
>be human
>wake up every morning, go to school, argue with people, argue with your husband/wife, spend tons of money to raise your kids, pay taxes and bills
>do this for 60+ years or die
>rinse repeat until death
wow I wish I could be a shark instead
What were you fricking expecting?
It was free a couple weeks ago on Epic. Played threw most of it and got really bored then uninstalled. Its way too repetitive
They missed so much potential for this. The shark already has a ton of dumb transformations and evolutions, couldn't just evolve him legs so we could run around as an abominable shark terror on land, too?
would be cooler if the shark was like gawr gura
Eh I had fun with it and I always like any kind of underwater exploring.
Hipsters get the rope
Remember Miami Shark?
Played the shit out of that and Sydney Shark. Made me feel like a sexy little Black person.
I had fun with it for what it was. The early game was pretty engaging when you are super weak.
It's a four hour game and it's fun for that duration. Don't tell me you decided to 100% it, that's just asking for boredom.
>New Mission
>Attack beach goers
After killing the entire beach, multiple times over, I realized they wanted me to kill beach goers on a very specific beach, on the other side of the map. It was around then that I deleted the game.
how do you not? This shit is probably got pitched like "Well, first of all, you're a shark. Second of all, you're a fre*ckin SHARK, bro!". Any innate gameplay potential there was already handled by those free flash games.
They should have replaced shark w/ shin godzilla, gaining power/surviving until you make inflict planetary destruction
Wasn't this promising a somewhat more realistic approach before they revealed the cyborg shark and all that other shit?
Nah, it was always just a 3D copy of
and all it's lookalikes.
Literally this
When I played Maneater (I 100% it too btw) my first thought was "Man, this reminds me to those shark flash games" and I mean. Its exactly that
I liked it.
Bit repedative and janky but fun.
Glad I did not pay full price for it though.
The virgin Maneater vs the chad JAWS Unleashed
fricking based and sexy little Black personpilled
Maneater
>Game looks so gay I skipped it after watching 10 mins of gameplay footage
Jaws Unlashed
>Motherfricker kills Shamu in front of everyone at Sea World and escapes like a total chad
>Continues to terrorize the Brody family, possibly canon in JAWS universe
>Can sink entire Coast Guard Vessels and Helicopters
>Cucks the entirty of Amity Island
>Can go to the depths of the Mariana Trench without suffering any pressure damage
>Kills giant squids, killer whales and sperm whales for fun
>A massive ocean to explore, never gets boring, if you actually end up bored, you larp as a regular Great White
>Badass moves and combo attacks
>From the franchise that made Sharks scary
>>A massive ocean to explore, never gets boring, if you actually end up bored, you larp as a regular Great White
after beating the game child me did nothing but fricking larp as a regular ass shar and also trying to complete the encyclopedia of wildlife that fills in after you eat a member of each species. one of the most fun games I have ever played
>complete the encyclopedia of wildlife that fills in after you eat a member of each species.
How did I not know about this? I need a remaster NOW!
I forgot to add, what made Jaws better than Maneater is the realistic but clean artstyle, it reminded me of NatGeo documentaries and of course, the movies it was based on. Maneater looks like a gritty cartoon, makes everything weird, not mentioning the score shit happening all over the screen ruins the immersion of being a shark.
ONE DAY DUDE, ONE FRICKING DAY. HOLD OUT HOPE.
>Nostalgia
Jaws is bargain bin garbage that controls like shit.
it controlled just fine you sexy little Black person
At this point, Ill would settle for a 1080p gamepass version like Morrowind
Shut up homosexual, the controls were fine, you sucked at the game.
I watched five fricking seconds of gameplay and it already seems better than maneater than title screen is kino and you collect license plates amazing
Apparently this KINO is on PC too and it looks pretty good, I hope it works on Win 10
How come there's still no working torrent?
It's a small game and has denuvo, so it's very low priority.
It was given away for free on EGS a few weeks ago, should've grabbed it then.
All they needed was tight mission design instead of "OMG YOU NOW HAVE TIGER STRIPES!!" rpg progression with fricking "kill 30 barracudas" mmo style missions. The most fun I had was fighting similar sized enemies that you actually had to dodge and counter.
It's fun. Maybe your shitty life is preventing you from enjoying it?
But it's not boring.
There's not enough things to do. It was fine on principle but it gets old really fast and there's not enough content to sustain it for long.