How do you respond to this without sounding horny?

How do you respond to this without sounding horny?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are your nipples darker or lighter than your skin?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lighter

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you swallow?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want me to cum inside?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally no reason for her to care one way or another, whatever you deposit in her birth canal, she wont get pregnant from it, and whatever diseases you might have are not compatible with her body anyway.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m really horny but I have a feeling once we start talking

    Boom she’s already fricking 6 Black folk at once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna touch my wiener?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people don't realize bioware was always trannies and this was fantastical cope

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricking a blue space animal
    >Who is tricking you into believing she is attractive with her voodoo
    >and whos kids won't even have your DNA
    No thanks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey ash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and whos kids won't even have your DNA
      they will, things can have your DNA without being your spitting image

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asari quite literally take no DNA from the partner

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if im able to get tricked entirely and still get my rocks off who cares what the other person is?
      having another person do stuff to me that i am attracted to even if it's enhanced by pheromones is still not a bad deal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you got tricked into fricking a dude, would you be okay with it in retrospect?
        if yes, then you're in an extremely tiny minority and probably gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if it feels good and you have no regrets about it, why would you care?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how is getting tricked into gay sex of which you seem deathly afraid the same as fricking a species that can not biologically breed with humans, but besides that gives you everything you want from a woman- except hair- even children which she WILL consider your children, and the children will consider you their father?

            if I got tricked into hot gay sex by a man so fricking womanly that I never caught on to him being a man, and not even when the guns where out found any reason to object or suspect that I was not getting hot pussy right that instant, what exactly have I lost in a utilitarian sense, finding out that I just got pranked by the greatest sexual houdini in the history of humanity?

            Quite a lot of homosexuals in this thread

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how is getting tricked into gay sex of which you seem deathly afraid the same as fricking a species that can not biologically breed with humans, but besides that gives you everything you want from a woman- except hair- even children which she WILL consider your children, and the children will consider you their father?

          if I got tricked into hot gay sex by a man so fricking womanly that I never caught on to him being a man, and not even when the guns where out found any reason to object or suspect that I was not getting hot pussy right that instant, what exactly have I lost in a utilitarian sense, finding out that I just got pranked by the greatest sexual houdini in the history of humanity?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how is getting tricked into gay sex the same as fricking a different species
            its not but you're still a mentally ill deviant

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the illusion is that good then you effectively don't get that blue wiener, you're pretty much robbed of it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way gay

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    blue futa wiener

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I fricking hate you blue b***h and your shitty fricking game so much, fricking writer's pet

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What did Asari interbreed with before making contact with other intelligent life?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just KNOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Themselves. If you played the game you knew as much.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's how they get succubi who kill people with sex.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this shit writing?
    >sex is important for evolution
    WOW SO DEEP MAN

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shall we shag now or shag later?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's okay, I've already unionized the rest of the ship."
    >"Even Garrus?"
    >"ESPECIALLY Garrus."

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "How big is your blue wiener?"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's still young, a little over 100 years old, only grows an inch per year.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >male shepard
    dumb straight cismale

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting but I don't think I'm fully grasping the concept. Could you give me a practical demonstration? For science sake of course!

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you care about not sounding horny?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your society sounds shite. Now get out of my way you freak

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the asari were nothing but propaganda for racemixing
    kill israelites and kill asari

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why bother not sounding horny?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be human
    >Always side with my kind
    >Always choose to lift up humanity given any opportunity
    >Make sure the races who are purposefully hindering my people are stopped
    >Game calls me a bigot and wants me to think with my penis
    Don't fall for space israelite tricks

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you realize asari are just space succubi

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