How do you respond without sounding mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything black

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Night is black

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black is beautiful

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I agree"

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Stfu and make me a sandwich"

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her I've been fricking her dad bareback for years and I'm actually on my way to see him this very moment

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Funny you should say that, I was just on my way to meet your father for a midnight rendezvous... tootles"
      >*ninja disappears into her dad's anus*

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to Ganker.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that sounds very much and very impotently mad.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h?"

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your wiener is like you, weak and twisted

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you talking to ducks?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I fear it. NOT!

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No bf could lever compare to my daddy's weapon :3

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayame sexo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lovely kunoichi fishnets

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the kunoichi fishnet trope have a definitive origin?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          well they say they have to be seductive at times so...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dead or Alive: Code Chronus
            >Project Progressive
            Damn

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            They aren't fishnets to begin with, they're chainmail that samurai wore under their scale armor, ninja are lightly armored. The dude shinobi in games and anime wear them too, not just kunoichi. Shinobi were literally in the same warrior class as samurai. It's the most obvious in Tenchu were the lead characters serve Lord Gohda, not that other trope that ninja were some underclass fighting the man. Read the Bansenshukai to learn more about historical ninja.
            [...]
            Look how thick that looks. It's a pretty stylized but that's what it's meant to be. "Kusari gusoku" they called it. Maybe they stylized it to look more like fishnets in many cases, but the the original idea is Japanese chainmail.

            There's actually a modern variant of chain armor made of kevlar which might be what Ayane is supposed to be wearing since she's a modern day ninja

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              those have fiber between the chain links though

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              your probably right, but sometimes they o make it looks like fishnet with how much of the skin is seeable or the placement of it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty typical of anime though. They take something that has some history and stylize it to look like something modern or sexy.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          well they say they have to be seductive at times so...

          The "practical" """rationale""" is the enhanced mobility and camouflage properties I'm sure.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally my body

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have itty bitty breasts?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll just add that there's nothing practical about fishnets whatsoever, it's 100% fetish, and it's always been associated with because they're more revealing than regular stockings. Pic related is most likely meant to be chainmail, with the grey coloring, but it could just as easily be perceived as fishnet because it's on a busty chick. Suppose it was over some dudes arms and shoulders.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              or the chest. Chainmail is especially effective for Japanese blades, which are mostly curved and for slashing and cutting. Although I think they mostly actually used spears in war.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus, chubby with small breasts is incredibly difficult to get just right in both illustration and the real world, this is one of the best I've seen so far.

            Literally my body

            Disregarded, very strong chance you're a troon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            the body reminds me of the female pc in the monster hunter games, head reminds me of female martial artist from dragon quest 3

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus, chubby with small breasts is incredibly difficult to get just right in both illustration and the real world, this is one of the best I've seen so far.
            [...]
            Disregarded, very strong chance you're a troon

            the body reminds me of the female pc in the monster hunter games, head reminds me of female martial artist from dragon quest 3

            That's Shadow Ring from One-Punch Man, she usually has a full ninja garb so that's probably meant to be proper armor.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >iFunny watermark
                >A meme with ostensibly homosexual implications

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          More than likely some 80’s action flick from Japan or Hong Kong that is extremely obscure in the West.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the kunoichi fishnet trope have a definitive origin?

        They aren't fishnets to begin with, they're chainmail that samurai wore under their scale armor, ninja are lightly armored. The dude shinobi in games and anime wear them too, not just kunoichi. Shinobi were literally in the same warrior class as samurai. It's the most obvious in Tenchu were the lead characters serve Lord Gohda, not that other trope that ninja were some underclass fighting the man. Read the Bansenshukai to learn more about historical ninja.

        well they say they have to be seductive at times so...

        Look how thick that looks. It's a pretty stylized but that's what it's meant to be. "Kusari gusoku" they called it. Maybe they stylized it to look more like fishnets in many cases, but the the original idea is Japanese chainmail.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wearing chainmail over bare skin must be very uncomfortable.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think it is, at least depending on the armor. But yeah it usually is worn over padding. But for female characters it boils down to the rule of sexy.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the girl said this or somebody told this to the girl?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, a cute Naginata-wielding girl.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    INSOLENCE
    I RULE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demonsword?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's based on a legendary Japanese sword i think

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It actually exists. The Seven-Branched Sword was a gift from Korea's Royal court to Japan though it was probably originally forged somewhere in China.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we make zoomers and their fricking moronic meme phrase threads stop shitting up this board and why do the fricking troony jannies not do their job?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gatekeeping, which is pretty much impossible on current day Ganker.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The recent resurgence is not organic, someone is willingly running it into the ground. It's been used for a decade though so it's not a zoomer meme.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like the old man yelling at Black folk to stop swinging in their apple trees. They won't stop, because they're dumb. The ones that aren't dumb, don't do it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers don’t play old games like tenchu
      Omg zoomers are such homosexuals!
      >Zoomers start playing old games
      Noooo we need to le gatekeep!

      Just admit you want to be miserable

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because you're being gatekeeper, doesn't mean all zoomers are. Some of them make it past the gate, but they also don't pseudo wax nostalgic about an era they never lived in but talk like they did.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Shut up you fricking used up piece of shit prostitute, you can get sex any time you want while 80% of men have to compete for 20% of women, also bawds dont even have to join the army so men are actually being discriminated against more”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a women, anyways?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        a miserable little pile of ssris.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          women have no idea how to truly savor wine

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares i just wanna get drunk and frick her.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just kill her

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a rice ball at the ground then stab her in the neck during the pickup animation.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Yes sir. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for japanese children."
    Why do wahmen always neglect their authentic role?

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