Well, i mean it as a joke, so if you don't that's your problem, not mine.
You guys are hypocrital as hell. Everyone is more than happy to joke around stuff someone else might find important, but if you are the target then suddenly it's a bad thing?
Its as much a joke as saying someone has a tiny dick. Its funny till you realize that its now pointed at you, as "tiny dick" now means anything under 8 inches, and all youve done is give people that care about that shit the authority to use it to judge and mock people, and now its aimed at you.
Reminder that if you are under 6l2" you are short, just have a nice day if you can reach the rope.
/v/'s idea of bantz is calling everyone slurs but never ever being on the side of the receiver
It's fine to spam Black person Black person homosexual troony but god forbid if someone makes a joke about manlets or how the average white guy can't handle spices
Gotta love how fragile anons are. It's okay to hate people because they're a certain race or ethnicity but the moment they're insulted for something outside of their control OH NO THAT'S UNCALLED FOR YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON.
what does "the average white guy" have to do with me
we don't like it because there's nothing funny in it. not because of your super sekrit conspiracy where everyone is a neonazi out to get you
>not because of your super sekrit conspiracy where everyone is a neonazi out to get you
Just like your secret conspiracy where everyone is a israelite out to get you?
I did that joke with a friend drunk quite a few years ago. Short little fricker literally attacked me before the joke was even over.
I mean, I didn't get hurt in any meaningful way (some hair was pulled out was the worst injury lmfao), but that attack happened so fast you knew the fricker just spends every fricking waking minute thinking about his height like Jesus Wept
Shit happened so fast he just got up there haha. Really the 15 seconds of attack I never figured out what happened being bounced around with him hanging off me, all I know is when I finally figured out the situation and got ready to attack rather than be mogged anymore, the fight just kinda ended
We were drunk so I just let it go, but now I'm at a age that getting attacked is more dangerous to my health; means I'd break his knees than deal with it lol
>Talked shit >Made a joke >Got beat up??? (lol you wish a guy a foot shorter than me could hurt me huh) >Spineless worm
He mildly hurt me, literally was more shocking than painful. I guess I could have beat the shit out of him after the fact, but would it really make me a badass to kick the shit out of a 5'4" man with an emotional complex drunk? Then say it on Ganker?
I mean, if you need the end of the story, the short little guy has been serving the last two years in jail because he attacked an ex-gf's new bf because of "short rage" lmfao
I mean you're essentially questioning him being a human being just because he's short. I'm not sure that's as much of a joke rather or just you being an butthole and wondering why nobody's laughing. Like the whole South Park thing where everybody started parroting that gingers have no souls.
>cornstarch crusaders.
That reminds me that there's a whole subculture of predominantly black women who eat pure cornstarch. There's an insane amount of people who sell baked chunks of cornstarch on etsy for the purpose of eating raw.
9 months ago
Anonymous
WTF
9 months ago
Anonymous
It looks like chunks of mortar. Who the frick wants to put that in their mouth?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Who the frick wants to put that in their mouth?
People with good tastes obviously.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Only nigg-
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's like watching cattle eating the slop.
Americans are weird man
9 months ago
Anonymous
>there are white people that think these slobs are attractive
9 months ago
Anonymous
what does plain corn starch even taste like?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>That reminds me that there's a whole subculture of predominantly black women who eat pure cornstarch. There's an insane amount of people who sell baked chunks of cornstarch on etsy for the purpose of eating raw.
What's wrong with americans?
These never will work purely because society relates white to positive things. Not the race, but the colour (or tone, if you're an art gay)
9 months ago
Anonymous
But also the race. "Being white" is a good thing and always will be because white people are the most pleasant to be around, the most attractive and have the healthiest societies. That's why there are no convincing slurs or negative stereotypes associated with them, because stereotypes are rooted in reality.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Don't forget the only real 'negative' they can ascribe to us is being really efficient at violence and conquest when suitably motivated.
There are no good slurs for white people because at the end of the day nobody, not even the most adamant self hating white-guilt liberals, is actually upset at being reminded that they're white.
There's literally STUDIES that show short people are more abusive to women than tall people, so it's a biological advantage for women to avoid short men.
At last I finally see... the infamously attractive and desirable israelites have turned society against the white manlet mater race... we've been played for absolute fools...
I did that joke with a friend drunk quite a few years ago. Short little fricker literally attacked me before the joke was even over.
I mean, I didn't get hurt in any meaningful way (some hair was pulled out was the worst injury lmfao), but that attack happened so fast you knew the fricker just spends every fricking waking minute thinking about his height like Jesus Wept
would you be shocked and appalled if you had made a crude joke at the expense of a man who had just lost a family member, and he attacked you?
you cant even begin to understand how debilitating being a short man is, just look at the rest of this thread
>Short joke >Joke about somebody's dead family within like 48 hours
Bruh, how about you just calm the frick down, or next time I will attack back and it'll just be another case of a short guy ruining himself over manlet rage.
Like the dude was my friend, but even by my standards, he got pissed off later when a women left him for another guy and shot up their car (just the empty car lmfao) on the highway. I'm guessing the new bf called him short and that justifies him sperging out on their property?
You really believe that fight was some honorable duel, instead of him just blindsiding me like an angry child and doing nothing lmfao
Short men are the one group of people it's socially acceptable to mock, you can't make fun of women, trannies, blacks, israelites, Arabs, Mexicans, gays, ugly people, fats, poors, etc, but short men are still fair game for mainstream media to relentlessly mock every day.
I'm 6'2, but I feel bad for manlets.
Being short is like being born without arms, do you enjoy making fun of disabled people? Someone who will be in pain his entire life is not too fond of jokes.
Sincerely, someone who suffers every day from being 5'9
Peach is human (at least in the movie canon), it reveals that she was an orphan baby who found her way to the pipes (similar to mario), and was raised by the toads.
to be revealed in a sequel
Theorizing a few things
One is that there used to be another human monarch that they looked up to (Rosalina makes the most sense, Daisy possibly) and they were emulating fealty to them
Another is that whoever dropped her through the pipe had some authority over the Toads (could still be Rosalina in that case) and told them to make Peach their queen
My younger sister is 6 foot 5 and she always tells me about how much she hates short guys. I'm taller than her so I just laugh, but holy shit short bros don't even try it. just aim for your height range no girl wants to feel like she's escorting her adult son everywhere they go.
Hopefully she gets raped. That sounds like a terrible human being and an ass for no reason. With a little of luck, she gets blacked and left with a child alone.
Lol? Imagine being a freak of that magnitude and acting like that towards people that are on the opposite side of the same spectrum. INB4 "manlet triggered" I'm over 6' too, it's just... It's the blackest most grimiest rustiest pot calling a slightly used kettle black. I hope she bangs her head everytime she goes through a doorway. I hope she gets motion sickness whenever she tries to pet a small dog. I hope the inertia from her inflated ego brings her lower back problems. You legit can't act like that when I can just rapid fire jokes about your height.
Why do women want to date men that are ridiculously taller than them? Do they not realize how annoying it is to kiss a girl more than a foot shorter than you? Do the guys just not give a shit?
Chin height is the limit; perfect for using as a standing head rest.
I can't believe nobody posted something like >Yeah, guess I wasn't blessed with height, now length on the other hand...s. >Nah, it just moved. If you want to see where the rest of those inches are, Princess, that can be arranged
Posts and posts arguing over hurt feelings and women big meanies making fun of fragile flowers who call everyone Black folk and roasties >SUPER OKAY TOTALLY ON BRAND
One topical, confident, edgy remark, the kind of thing that used to be common on a site like this >HURRDURRREDDDIITTT
Its not me that needs to go back, its you.
All of those read as >sorry I'm so short
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO JUST WHINE AND CRY OR MAKE A BIG PROJECTION LADEN RANT
As a short guy, jokes like that dont affect me in movies neither in real life if they are funny, unless it is being made by people i barely know and that you can tell they are mocking you, not respecting you.
Same way you dont tell random unknown people that they are fat, short, ugly, bald, Black person, etc with no context. If you do, you have 0 respect for that person and thats when people start to fight back. Random douchebags sociopaths probably didnt realize they barely know the person they were making fun of and then they dare to tell themselves that "wow he sure cant take a joke huh".
>Walking through Uni one day >Think I see a 6'2/6'3 girl I went to highschool with walking with a group of her friends >Get closer and realize it is her >"I knew that was you annonette! You're the only girl I know that tall" >Continue walking while she gives me a disappointed look
Is it really considered insulting / rude to reference a girl being tall?
Girls don't want to be tall. It's not a feminine trait and guys don't want to date tall girls. >"I knew that was you anon! You're the only guy I know that short"
I would argue that being a tall woman still isn't as bad as being a manlet. There's a reason why all the fashion models are tall lanklet ayyyy looking girls.
>all difficulty women have with dating is self imposed
No, it isn't. Girls can get a boyfriend whenever they want, true, but they cannot just date every guy they come across. There are more men that want shorter girls than there are ones that want taller girls and every time a tall girl finds one of these men, she is fricked.
Completely untrue. If you're fricked in the genetic lottery (ugly, short, fat, mutt genetics) on top of being poor or a loner, you are beyond fricked.
Even an ugly b***h can get at least a few simps. The same can't be said for a male.
I'm 6 feet tall bro.
I'm neither a manlet nor tall.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're attitude makes you a shrimp, no matter your height.
I just owned gnome aesthetic at 5'4", noone ever makes jokes because Im the first to make the joke about it if I can. I have never been made fun of to my face about my height or try to act like I can beat up people despite my size, thats impotent male shit, even talls that do that are eye rolling, you dont need to have manlet rage. Be jolly and bring merryment. Youre a woodland creature, fricking act like one.
>guys don't want to date tall girls.
you have no idea how satisfying it is to coom inside a tall girl as a manlet
it's like your very genes is celebrating
Yeah, its kind of a shitty thing to do. You would have been fine just saying that you recognized her in a friendly way, but if you were not a really close friend or something invoking her height is likely just going to make her feel embarrassed.
She's there with her friends who are all likely shorter than her, so you talking about how tall she is like brings that to the forefront the differences. Its at least possible that she grew up always feeling shitty about her height - lot of girls got shit for being too tall, or that they always were supposed to be shorter than their dates, or whatever the frick so she could be self conscious. I mean consider instead if you were walking with your friends and she came up to you >"Oh hey, it IS anon from high school! I knew it was you, you were like the shortest guy I knew!"
would probably make you feel shitty, right? Same thing more or less. Not only did you comment on her body in any way especially in which may not be welcomed especially in front of her friends, you highlighted something she may be self conscious about.
There's nothing wrong with being tall (and I hope she doesn't feel like there is), but it's probably quite tiresome/insulting when someone implies its her main/only distinguishing quality. She doesn't want to be >the tall girl, and the way you're describing it you probably made her feel that way.
>Short women aim for tall men almost exclusively to fix their genetic off-spring.
And the most funny thing is that doesn't work, I'm the proof. My father is 6'4 and my mother is 5'0 but I'm 5'6
Short girls all wanna be manhandled by giant dudes, short guys don't even register to them.
When i was a teen I used to cope with "I may be short but at least a lot of girls will still be my height or shorter haha" until I realized this truth.
>be 5' 8" >never once mocked or derided for it >no problem with women >discussing with friends one day >topic of height comes up >mention mine >buddy exclaims in disbelief >everyone assumed I was taller >they all stand up and compare, bursting with incredulity
I've been told I cary myself tall, whatever that means.
I'm just over 6 foot tall, but when my boss just barely stood up to my nose I was surprised. Posture and attitude mean a lot for a man, specially when younger generation all have fricked postures (me included lmfao)
I just owned gnome aesthetic at 5'4", noone ever makes jokes because Im the first to make the joke about it if I can. I have never been made fun of to my face about my height or try to act like I can beat up people despite my size, thats impotent male shit, even talls that do that are eye rolling, you dont need to have manlet rage. Be jolly and bring merryment. Youre a woodland creature, fricking act like one.
>Be jolly and bring merryment. Youre a woodland creature, fricking act like one.
I like the way you think. I hope someday I can find the inner forest critter inside me.
Holy shit dude are you me? Same height and all. Gone through the exact same experience. Girls always just lumped me with the taller guys. My GF is literally half an inch taller than me and it's like she doesn't even see it lmao
Mario is trying to find his brother so realistically this conversation wouldn't happen because I would have explained that I'm trying to find my brother.
dating is so weird nowadays. Sometimes you frick on the first night but other times she tries to make you wait months then you find out she used to have one night stands and shit but doesn't want to frick you because she "likes" you and wants something serious. Like what the frick kind of logic is that
Modern dating for anyone under 30 years old is basically a Cold War between the sexes to see who can care the least. People 30+ tend to be a bit more communicative but it’s a double sided sword because you have to deal with a lot of emotional baggage and the possibility that they’re settling for you
>Modern dating for anyone under 30 years old is basically a Cold War between the sexes to see who can care the least.
this is really sad, man. And when you want to care and express yourself emotionally, they call you clingy and basically treat you like you did something wrong, as if i cant love myself as well as liking someone's company. Frick this shit.
I'm 33, and the reality that both parties at this point are settling is a reality that is too mind-numbing to consider. I probably should have had my children earlier, but the women were even more unfit than me to parent at the time and I guess before I knew it early 20's were over lol lmfao
I'm quite serious when I say my dick would crawl back inside my own body when I think about having to "marry" a woman with kids, or a woman my exact age with their bloated standards.
Yeah though, it's funny because you're wrong- I've fricked enough women in my youth, women's standards will go up after 27-30 in some fricking odd attempts at copium. I guess it's funny that you mention "earn a career"- none of these c**ts actually do anything you know but bein to feel entitled to it lol
I think the highlight of career choices I've seen in women I've dated have been laundrymat worker, tire shop reception, and hair-dresser. The frick are we fluffing up here lol
>used to have one night stands and shit but doesn't want to frick you because she "likes" you and wants something serious
that's code for "I'm stringing you along"
cut her off immediately
Women: >won't truly respect men >think cooking, cleaning, understanding taxes and politics (which is basically the bare minimum to being a functioning adult) is below them and takes too much effort >expect their partner to be above average height and looks, 2-5 years older than them, driven, successful, give them attention 24/7, keep the relationship "interesting" and "fun" all the time and have the same goals in life as them as the bare minimum to consider a long-term relationship
Men: >want a woman to respect them and like them for who they are >want sex frequently >willfully spend their lives with an average woman just out of love
If men where half as entitled as women are the species would have died out already.
just dick down some insecure femcels that get ecstatic if you gift them your happymeal toy once in a blue moon. you can find most of em browsing manga in bookstores, be careful of jailbait though
Remember that Peach is super ninja magic without power ups (and even better with power ups) and Mario is only competent when he gets power ups.
And the last sequence is Peach giving the power star to Mario (for no reason whatsoever) and Mario bets god mode and wins.
With Luigi I do not have a problem since in the new lore he is depicted as a guy who shits his pants and is useless however the movie is named Mario and he is supposed to be the main character.
PS: The star wars fanboys are beyond insane. They post endless videos how Disney ruined Star Wars and Luke that make no sense however the Mario movie trash is according to them "anti-woke".
Peach in lore was always the useless "save me Mario" character while here she is ninja levels super competent leader who like pick shows insults Mario and Mario is useless.
>He thinks the Mario movie is is man hating
Lol you'll have a stroke if you ever watch Barbie. Director spends 2 hours straight up shitting on men and then pulls a 90° detour to not sound as man hating
The average height on Ganker has fallen over the years as more and more tacos, ivans and phuks started coming here.
And unlike civilized people, they consider any harmless joke on their person as a threat to their masculinity and thinks chimping out will restore it.
My best friend is a lanklet and we both give each other shit. I've noticed him and his brother who's about 6'4" really fricking suck at arm wrestling for some reason. Do lanklets just have weaker arms for that sort of thing? My brother is also several inches taller than me and can't beat me in arm wrestling.
Short guys do get too much shit, but holy shit manlets on here get fricking mad, I have seen threads where they say they wanna murder all women etc. just chill
I mean he is really short. Most of the manlets I know are at least 5'4." One of them is dating a 5'8" woman. Are Mario and Luigi meant to be midgets in canon?
Men dont have a problem with short men but holy shit women hate them (us). I remember this one girl seeing this totally ripped handsome guy working out at the gym and she was giggling telling her friend hes hot but omg hes short I dont know how to feel. I mean just search for mantlet on twi- or er "x" now and you'll see plenty of women talking about their disgust about short men. Obviously not all of them but I have been turned down so many times because I wasn't tall enough. That being said anyone under my height does not seem to care so I guess my dating pool is still plenty wide, just limited because of this.
Yea that may be true. Just shows us once again that "sweet little princesses" have nothing to worry about in their lifes and are disconnected from real life
>I think the ones who felt like giant freaks understand.
In doujin, yes. irl the 6'2 girl will just find a 6'4 guy because it makes her feel happy and natural
t. Saw it happen.
I'm so glad Elon owns that shibboleth now. I'm 100% convinced he is killing it on purpose, and God Bless Him For It
Also could just be some bawd looking for literally any flaw to peg a man down a few pegs. I've seen literal IRL chads be called 7/10, b***hes have some laughable standards around other b***hes as a form of coping
I was going to point this out, but I guess the bar is so low for some people that kissing alone is some form of accomplishment.
Here I am worrying about b***hes, kids and the future, and some people are still worrying about kisses and hand-jobs I guess. Everything is relative in the end
>but I guess the bar is so low for some people that kissing alone is some form of accomplishment
more like autists are incapable of understanding facial cues so they literally don't see the disgust in her mannerisms
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure I have autism and it wasn't that hard to figure out. Becomes really simple to figure out when you remember money exists and women love that shit lmfao
What is it, will you let me, THE manlet frick YOUR wife/gf/crush? I will climb that b***h like a mountain and claim her as mine after I stick my filthy manlet dick in her.
>I'm 5.4, and I had 6 sex partners
This statement holds no value if the rating of the women isn't specified. I'd rather have no sex than settle for a 5/10 or under
>Lanky ass virgins looking for 10/10 virgin girls, get no pussy and are mad now
Have sex
9 months ago
Anonymous
ass virgins looking for 10/10 virgin girls, get no pussy and are mad now
never settle for less
9 months ago
Anonymous
Translator note: "I will die a virgin"
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you mad about that? Only a roastie would be mad about that
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm just trying to make you see anon, to open your eyes, the porn and hentai is clouding your vision.
If me, a manlet can frick, so can you, and once you do, you will see that is nothing special, then your virginal ass pain will fade and you will be happier.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like you want to sell some ugly 30 year old used up roastie to me to be honest
9 months ago
Anonymous
why are you trying to convince tall people (ie normal, non-disfigured humans) to frick ugly women for no reason
Very well then, die virgins with the knowledge that people shorter than you are fricking potential gfs with their manlet dicks, filling them with their manlet seed, bringing more manlets into this world.
9 months ago
Anonymous
why are you trying to convince tall people (ie normal, non-disfigured humans) to frick ugly women for no reason
Short master race here. I just finished talking to a tallgay. This is his life's story
>born too big, ripped open mother's vegana, forcing his dad to die a virgin >at the age of 3 couldn't fit into the bouncy castle. Became an outcast from the preschool >at the age of 5 he hit his head on a tree branch. The tree branch had previously been used as a dildo by a homosexual >age of 10 he had to consume twice as much groceries as his peers. Mother driven into poverty and prostitution >age of 15 he was regularly banging his head into door frames. Used to be a particle physicist but was diagnosed with moronation after yet another head injury >age 18 he was conscripted to join the army. He wanted to be a tank crew but he was too tall to fit into a tank and had to be infantry >got both his legs blown off and now he is only 3 feet tall >says life is better
eh, its like being circumcised. your less of a man, it wasnt your choice and you just sorta gotta live with it. actually acknowleding your less man then a real man is hard and you create cope answers
I mean, you're not wrong, I just wasn't expecting circumcision to be brought up lmfao
I had an argument with a women recently explaining how it was just the same as female genital mutilation in the middle-east. They even call it female circumcision over there- by removing the clitoris lmfao
Somehow I think all these shitty moms would get the hint that male circumcision is an evil act after female circumcision makes an appearance lmfao
oh, yeah, but its sorta related. its generally something you cant choose and people cope over it. and yeah, its pretty funny that guys are all "girls prefer it! its cleaner! it looks better!" but if you said to a girl "i prefer circumcised women, its cleaner, looks better, i prefer it" youd get laughed at to your face
I had to to tell her I'm literally playing devil's advocate, but there's a reason men in the middle-east prefer women without the clitoris. All this bubbly "live laugh love" bullshit dies when you remove your clit- A women can't women as hard without it.
And it's just a small penis, why do you want it lady? 🙂
9 months ago
Anonymous
Huh? Women are more depressed and anxiety prone than men.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Again, this is related to having a clitoris lol
Women can't women as hard without it. No emotional swings, no tingles, no muh feelings, he makes me feel cummy-wummies, or muh best life bullshit. I'm not at all for female circumcision, but somehow I believe finding an anxiety prone women in the middle-east is a rare thing lmfao
Again, not a good thing, but if every women suddenly had their clit ripped off, suddenly you're just dealing with a female rather than a woman if you get my drift
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I believe finding an anxiety prone women in the middle-east is a rare thing
Black person what they live in fear of rape and murder and acid attacks all the time
9 months ago
Anonymous
no, they don't.
9 months ago
Anonymous
moron
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don't want to agree with
no, they don't.
But they honestly don't lol
9 months ago
Anonymous
I've had coworkers at my old job literally tell me horror stories, I'm inclined to believe them.
>Somehow I think all these shitty moms would get the hint that male circumcision is an evil act after female circumcision makes an appearance lmfao
Moms are actually the most anti-circumcision crowd there is. My mom didnt have me circumcized after she was horrified over it happening to my brother. If you look at any sort of actual public anti-circumcision group its always women. Men are unironically too embarassed to be forward about it. Its actually really sad.
I don't think that's as normal as you make it out to be, but I'm glad for your mom's change of view and hearing that some groups actually exist for it. I also agree though that most circumcised men are too embarrassed about it to bring it up, and it often just gets passed down from the dad's side as simply as "his dick gonna look like mine".
I just know from my lived experience, it's usually a woman saying how great it is and always being flabbergasted by that lol
9 months ago
Anonymous
>his dick gonna look like mine
Americans have so many deep problems it's insane
9 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, you're not wrong, but I don't think moving to (insert shit modern country of choice here) really changes a goddamn thing in (modern year)...every single place modernized is damn near the same thanks to the internet lol
9 months ago
Anonymous
>it's usually a woman saying how great it is and always being flabbergasted by that lol
Holy cope
I used to think i had a small penis but yesterday i measured it with a full on rock hard boner and it turns out its 5cm bigger than i thought, feels great man
What the frick did you think you had down there, a 4 inch pecker? I mean 2 inches is the difference between a small, medium, and large; how you mistake a difference like that lmfao
one of my buddies in highschool was 6'11 (he was lying, he was taller, he slouched as hard as possible because people ALWAYS brought up his height. he was probably over 7 feet tall), and every time you walked into a public bathroom youd be taking a piss and see his head towering over the divider. >oh hey dave >hey anon
every time
For the manlets in here just drink ashwaghanda with tumeric and camel milk. They sell it in packet forms too. Play basket ball or do pull ups. Its never too late
My recommendation for insulting white people would be to associate their pathological altruism and cuckoldry into an insult somehow, you know how like those Europeans adopted the Muslim who beheaded their daughter as their own son, as an example.
I'm white, and the only insult to my "race" that matters is that being white is just a skin color. Like it doesn't explain your deeper heritage or history at any level, just by being "white".
Then again, I don't think most people have a clue of their family history spanning anything back more than 100 years, so it really doesn't matter at all when you think about it lmfao
His head is so large compared her entire body he could probably unhinge his jaw and vore her in seconds.
Its weird height is her issue and not his general proportions, he legitimately doesn't look human because of this.
It was initially funny but then she kept doing it over and over. Also, it felt like there was never a reason for her to let him join her. They could have tossed in a purpose for Mario to be useful even if it was a cover or front, but it was all unnecessary and random.
>there was never a reason for her to let him join her
Bowser had Luigi, and wanted to frick up her kingdom. Mutual interest in kicking King Koopa's ass
Yes, they both had their reasons but I was personally thinking, "wait, why did she just let him join for that?", because right after she needed him to prove himself and train. So, I was thinking it could be better if it they throw in more lines like, "I feel for you but it's dangerous, we'll have to prepare", so they decide to train him to be their champion/representative, which he eventually becomes at the DK kingdom. That would also avoid the awkward moment of the toad asking, "Who's he?" and her "“He’s not important!” response, which just felt rude/demeaning to me just to get cheap laughs. They had a whole montage training together and getting to know each other, why wouldn't he be important? It was all weird. But whatever, it's a throwaway kids movie I guess.
What's it like being short anyway? Also why do you guys seem to be thinking about height 24/7? Must be tiring and for no reason really since literaly nobody cares about stuff like that tbh
is right, this is more of a thing with westernized countries in general, but it blatantly comes up when you're looking at dating profiles of American women more than anywhere else
This one was the least offensive one. Mario is emasculated to the whole extent of the movie, it is cringe to watch these. There is no come back, no apologies, he just takes it and move forward.
Where do you guys live that height is such a big deal
I’m 5’2, literal manlet of manlets, and I’ve dated plenty of cute girls, face and personality mog all, women love to laugh above everything else
>but women say…
Women say a bunch of moronic shit that is subject to change. They have no real beliefs
Every person on the planet is the result of somebody reproducing, including the short people, you dumbass.
Also I have the striking suspicion that YOU don't have any kids, so doesn't that prove you're actually genetically inferior to every person that's shorter than you but has kids?
well men are positive net tax payers and women are negative tax payers, so, kinda. like, unironically, if we replaced all women with men, taxes would drop massively, if you ignore the whole "men cant birth children" thing. females literally depend on males to offset their costs. so if you like things like...streets, lightposts, electrical power lines, birth control...yeah, men sorta foot the bill for it all.
rape
>rap-ACK!
Wanna get rapped?
Not that I care, but there's 3 of them and one of him. I'd bet on the smol guy versus one of them any day of the week
Literally me.
And these ladies are only 5'2"
great thread
I would probably frickin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bingbings wahoo
Come on. it's funny. why can't short people never take a joke?
Maybe because it's never "just a joke"?
your life is the joke
You know you are proving him right, don't you?
But that is the point
Being short is genuinely detrimental to your life
t. Peter Dinklage
as a 6 foot tall man, i sympathize with manlets. we have been made fun of for too long and its time for it to stop
Now I'm just feeling sorry for you at this point.
Your insecurity tells me i was right. It's never just a joke.
Projection
they never learn, do they
Stop seething
its ok lil' fella. we're here for you.
>he doesn't treat everything as a joke
unironically at this stage. it's like psychosis, shit is so ridiculous i can't tell if people are serious or not
Oh come on, it's sometimes a joke.
Let's meet halfway on this, at about 5'9''
Holy shit anon I actually fricking wheezed.
Part of the problem is that height is one of the few things you can openly discriminate against in most places without social backlash.
How tall are you?
Funny how this post exposed everyone. Lanklets in shambles.
Its you who decides whether an insult hurts you or not
the self-victimization hahahaha
>Maybe because it's never "just a joke"?
telling manlets
>it's just a joke bro
makes them even more furious which makes it even more funny to me. Go into your manlet rage. I have already won
But life's a joke, specially a manlet's lmaoooooo
found the manlett
reminder that you are a pathetic excuse for a """"man"""" and you will never satisfy a woman's needs
honestly just quarantine yourself from the rest of us so that we don't have to deal with your embarrassing stature
I can tell deep down the only thing about you that you think is redeemable is your height lmao.
hey manlytears,
been a bit
sorry if these jokes come up a little short
ok SJW
The replies to this prove this fellow right. It really isn't 'just a joke'. It's all intended as an insult at your expense.
Well, i mean it as a joke, so if you don't that's your problem, not mine.
You guys are hypocrital as hell. Everyone is more than happy to joke around stuff someone else might find important, but if you are the target then suddenly it's a bad thing?
>ESL
Yeah, i'm lucky enough to not be born in any language where English is the first one.
I'm really grateful for that.
>Everyone is more than happy to joke around stuff someone else might find important
unless its a womans weight then its no longer fun
short men? go ahead
someone's shitty deadend job and repo'd car? you get labeled as an butthole
haha manlet homosexual
Come on it’s just a little joke no need to get short
Its as much a joke as saying someone has a tiny dick. Its funny till you realize that its now pointed at you, as "tiny dick" now means anything under 8 inches, and all youve done is give people that care about that shit the authority to use it to judge and mock people, and now its aimed at you.
Reminder that if you are under 6l2" you are short, just have a nice day if you can reach the rope.
Uh huh. Did you come up with all that on your own?
/v/'s idea of bantz is calling everyone slurs but never ever being on the side of the receiver
It's fine to spam Black person Black person homosexual troony but god forbid if someone makes a joke about manlets or how the average white guy can't handle spices
Gotta love how fragile anons are. It's okay to hate people because they're a certain race or ethnicity but the moment they're insulted for something outside of their control OH NO THAT'S UNCALLED FOR YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON.
what does "the average white guy" have to do with me
we don't like it because there's nothing funny in it. not because of your super sekrit conspiracy where everyone is a neonazi out to get you
>not because of your super sekrit conspiracy where everyone is a neonazi out to get you
Just like your secret conspiracy where everyone is a israelite out to get you?
There's a place for those jokes and it's pretty much everywhere online outside of Ganker.
>NOOOOOO MY LE SEKRIT CLUB HUGBOX
It's funnier on Ganker because it actually baits morons
I did that joke with a friend drunk quite a few years ago. Short little fricker literally attacked me before the joke was even over.
I mean, I didn't get hurt in any meaningful way (some hair was pulled out was the worst injury lmfao), but that attack happened so fast you knew the fricker just spends every fricking waking minute thinking about his height like Jesus Wept
>some hair was pulled
How did he reach that high?
Shit happened so fast he just got up there haha. Really the 15 seconds of attack I never figured out what happened being bounced around with him hanging off me, all I know is when I finally figured out the situation and got ready to attack rather than be mogged anymore, the fight just kinda ended
We were drunk so I just let it go, but now I'm at a age that getting attacked is more dangerous to my health; means I'd break his knees than deal with it lol
So you talked shit, got beat up an did nothing. Damn you're a spineless worm.
>Talked shit
>Made a joke
>Got beat up??? (lol you wish a guy a foot shorter than me could hurt me huh)
>Spineless worm
He mildly hurt me, literally was more shocking than painful. I guess I could have beat the shit out of him after the fact, but would it really make me a badass to kick the shit out of a 5'4" man with an emotional complex drunk? Then say it on Ganker?
I mean, if you need the end of the story, the short little guy has been serving the last two years in jail because he attacked an ex-gf's new bf because of "short rage" lmfao
yeah nothing says badass like beating up an easily-floored midget
Your first mistake was letting him set up his stool
he climbed
to be fair, people have gotten their entire career cancelled over less (regarding a woman or minority)
they just don't know how to be the bigger person
It flies above their heads.
They have a short fuse
>Come on. it's funny. why can't short people never take a joke?
Because they're small-time
>posted by someone that never has to take a joke
I mean you're essentially questioning him being a human being just because he's short. I'm not sure that's as much of a joke rather or just you being an butthole and wondering why nobody's laughing. Like the whole South Park thing where everybody started parroting that gingers have no souls.
White people in general can't take a joke
I can make you go into chimp mode with one single word lmao
racism isn't funny
why am i laughing then
Your life is a joke
>n-no you
Because you have the unrefined sense of humor of a mental moron, you're on Ganker where FLARP is considered peak comedy unironically.
>lol wypipo
>implies the use of a single word
>NOOO FRICK YOU DIE YOURE A moron REEEEEEEE
>hyperbole
I'm not saying racism can't be funny, it's just that you're not funny.
Seems pretty funny to me
N
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E try Black person
Not a real Darwin quote
K
>"racism isn't funny"
>"wypypo lol"
>chimp mode activated
damn he didn't even have to say it
it's kinda funny
>ponc
>people of no colour
>colour
If this is my enemy, I'm going to focus my attention on my friends instead.
it's like they are dumb, because black is also not a colour, it's a shade or void of no colour kek
Mayo monkey is still the only good one.
Yeast maggots made me chuckle, but that's just a gross insult overall than a racist one IMO
I would love someone to call me a Vanilla Gorilla
Hell I wish i had a band to name it that
N
>cornstarch crusaders.
That reminds me that there's a whole subculture of predominantly black women who eat pure cornstarch. There's an insane amount of people who sell baked chunks of cornstarch on etsy for the purpose of eating raw.
WTF
It looks like chunks of mortar. Who the frick wants to put that in their mouth?
>Who the frick wants to put that in their mouth?
People with good tastes obviously.
>Only nigg-
It's like watching cattle eating the slop.
Americans are weird man
>there are white people that think these slobs are attractive
what does plain corn starch even taste like?
>That reminds me that there's a whole subculture of predominantly black women who eat pure cornstarch. There's an insane amount of people who sell baked chunks of cornstarch on etsy for the purpose of eating raw.
What's wrong with americans?
These never will work purely because society relates white to positive things. Not the race, but the colour (or tone, if you're an art gay)
But also the race. "Being white" is a good thing and always will be because white people are the most pleasant to be around, the most attractive and have the healthiest societies. That's why there are no convincing slurs or negative stereotypes associated with them, because stereotypes are rooted in reality.
Don't forget the only real 'negative' they can ascribe to us is being really efficient at violence and conquest when suitably motivated.
If Black folk were smart (lol), they would just derive a word from Albus
>Hy whyboi, we came up wiffa new word for yo ass!
>Is albussy! How yo like dat!
>Black person
>*ape out ensues*
just call them israelites
it works, even if they aren't israelites they will get mad anyway
Jew
You'll never be white, Raul.
Raul did a major Haul on your mom, now she can only Crawl while you Bawl
keep coping Raul.
>No "jar of mayonnaise"
That's my personal favorite.
There are no good slurs for white people because at the end of the day nobody, not even the most adamant self hating white-guilt liberals, is actually upset at being reminded that they're white.
Heard "sun dodger" recently. Pretty good if you ask me.
It can be a little funny.
It is
Black person
Nice joke.
They're matching their temper. xDxD
There's literally STUDIES that show short people are more abusive to women than tall people, so it's a biological advantage for women to avoid short men.
Ever wonder why small dogs are so loud? Cause they get stepped on if they dont be.
>~~*studies*~~ show
At last I finally see... the infamously attractive and desirable israelites have turned society against the white manlet mater race... we've been played for absolute fools...
You cant be short and a submissive b***h, pick a struggle homie.
Short tempered
manlets are literally schizos and never takes jokes, all of them deserve death.
Some things are just out of their reach.
it's generally considered rude to mock someone for a physical trait they have no control over, especially when you just met them.
the joke always flies over our heads.... ba dum tss
would you be shocked and appalled if you had made a crude joke at the expense of a man who had just lost a family member, and he attacked you?
you cant even begin to understand how debilitating being a short man is, just look at the rest of this thread
yeah. uh, whatever that has to do with being short, i have no idea. anyways
>Short joke
>Joke about somebody's dead family within like 48 hours
Bruh, how about you just calm the frick down, or next time I will attack back and it'll just be another case of a short guy ruining himself over manlet rage.
Like the dude was my friend, but even by my standards, he got pissed off later when a women left him for another guy and shot up their car (just the empty car lmfao) on the highway. I'm guessing the new bf called him short and that justifies him sperging out on their property?
You really believe that fight was some honorable duel, instead of him just blindsiding me like an angry child and doing nothing lmfao
Yeah it's pretty bad you guys definitely drew the short straw
If I ever see you in real life, I'll slit your fricking throat, homosexual.
id believe it, short people are incredibly psychotic and reckless. its crazy how a few inches will change your outlook on beating your wife
They aren't at the hight of the circumstances.
>its a human!
>you are human right?
>its just that...you are so black....
Mandatory posting
I am 6 foot 3, I have never made a crack about another guys height. Only woman can be so cruel.
Not only do I not believe you, but you're probably just a Black person lol
had a guy get real mad at me for making that kind of joke. I guess he just had a short fuse
Short men are the one group of people it's socially acceptable to mock, you can't make fun of women, trannies, blacks, israelites, Arabs, Mexicans, gays, ugly people, fats, poors, etc, but short men are still fair game for mainstream media to relentlessly mock every day.
I'm 6'2, but I feel bad for manlets.
Because it always goes over their heads
>why can't short people never take a joke?
Because they can't reach that high
I’ll gladly keep the ridicule towards small men as long as we get to keep making fun of fat chicks.
Being short is like being born without arms, do you enjoy making fun of disabled people? Someone who will be in pain his entire life is not too fond of jokes.
Sincerely, someone who suffers every day from being 5'9
They can't reach
because unlike fat fricks you cannot make yourself LONGER, you are stuck forever that way
>stops and looks back for pity points
That a drama queen
slap her so she shrinks
only funny post itt
Peach isn’t human? You don’t say “its a human” if you’re a human. What is she? Some highly cultivated mushroom?
What else would she say? She's the only human in that world until Mario appeared.
are you literally too autistic to follow her chain of thought?
Peach is human (at least in the movie canon), it reveals that she was an orphan baby who found her way to the pipes (similar to mario), and was raised by the toads.
Ah I see.
Frick you dwebs, you think I know anything about nintendo characters? I’m not ten years old.
Why did they decide to make her their monarch then?
to be revealed in a sequel
Theorizing a few things
One is that there used to be another human monarch that they looked up to (Rosalina makes the most sense, Daisy possibly) and they were emulating fealty to them
Another is that whoever dropped her through the pipe had some authority over the Toads (could still be Rosalina in that case) and told them to make Peach their queen
So it's technically a white savior story?
She's a Toad wearing the Super Crown so she takes on the appearance of a human. Why would a human lead the Toads?
You didn't watch the movie
I know.
Manlets can be CHADs
not a very effective example since he ended up growing to normal size anyway
I wonder if manlets screamed betrayal
>5′7
>normal size
Literally the average height for male nips.
and? Ed isn't japanese or Asian.
It was also the average height of a European male in the early 20th century.
and all the other characters are much taller than Ed.
I only ever watched FMA:B, is he shorter at the end of the manga?
alphonse is taller than ed but ed's taller than winry, she's only 5′2
IMAGINE
women freak out about having to keep up with unrealistic beauty standards while simultaneously not considering men below 1,85 human
This is the funny thing. Women lacking basic logic and were just not allowed to talk about it.
Just rape her and that's it.
if a woman call you short you just leave, there isnt a reason to try to frick her anymore
if you dont respect yourself women wont do it neither
the only sane poster ITT
My younger sister is 6 foot 5 and she always tells me about how much she hates short guys. I'm taller than her so I just laugh, but holy shit short bros don't even try it. just aim for your height range no girl wants to feel like she's escorting her adult son everywhere they go.
Hopefully she gets raped. That sounds like a terrible human being and an ass for no reason. With a little of luck, she gets blacked and left with a child alone.
>t. short fuse
She's a blonde moron I honestly doubt she has any opinions on what guys like, lol.
cringe
I feel like any woman like that should never criticize a guy’s own preferences in women, then
Post your Amazon imouto's breasts or GTFO
>6 foot 5
Why the frick should this freak of nature's opinion matter? She's maybe less than 1% of women.
Well, I don't find tall girls attractive, that's a shit mutation.
I prefer shorter, being a shorter guy and shit; I don't stress that much about it.
Lol? Imagine being a freak of that magnitude and acting like that towards people that are on the opposite side of the same spectrum. INB4 "manlet triggered" I'm over 6' too, it's just... It's the blackest most grimiest rustiest pot calling a slightly used kettle black. I hope she bangs her head everytime she goes through a doorway. I hope she gets motion sickness whenever she tries to pet a small dog. I hope the inertia from her inflated ego brings her lower back problems. You legit can't act like that when I can just rapid fire jokes about your height.
y-you too
>you're not as pretty as I remember, Daisy
no idea. i'm over 6 feet tall
Mario should punch the teeth out of her mouth then gas bowser. Never let a women speak to a man like this.
Why do women want to date men that are ridiculously taller than them? Do they not realize how annoying it is to kiss a girl more than a foot shorter than you? Do the guys just not give a shit?
Chin height is the limit; perfect for using as a standing head rest.
Taller men typically can beat up shorter men.
Yeah it's that simple.
I can't believe nobody posted something like
>Yeah, guess I wasn't blessed with height, now length on the other hand...s.
>Nah, it just moved. If you want to see where the rest of those inches are, Princess, that can be arranged
This isn't Reddit.
Posts and posts arguing over hurt feelings and women big meanies making fun of fragile flowers who call everyone Black folk and roasties
>SUPER OKAY TOTALLY ON BRAND
One topical, confident, edgy remark, the kind of thing that used to be common on a site like this
>HURRDURRREDDDIITTT
Its not me that needs to go back, its you.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO JUST WHINE AND CRY OR MAKE A BIG PROJECTION LADEN RANT
Didn't read.
All of those read as
>sorry I'm so short
being tall is a meme. You have no idea how hard it is to find clothes that fit you, particularly the arms
Rolling
>under $50
poorgay
YOU MOTHERFRICKER
Most good games cost like $20 anyways though
Rollin
Henry rollin
roll and gift me Signalis and/or Chained echoes.
Rolling
Rollin'
As a short guy, jokes like that dont affect me in movies neither in real life if they are funny, unless it is being made by people i barely know and that you can tell they are mocking you, not respecting you.
Same way you dont tell random unknown people that they are fat, short, ugly, bald, Black person, etc with no context. If you do, you have 0 respect for that person and thats when people start to fight back. Random douchebags sociopaths probably didnt realize they barely know the person they were making fun of and then they dare to tell themselves that "wow he sure cant take a joke huh".
>b***h you mid
>Where Rosalina at?
>Walking through Uni one day
>Think I see a 6'2/6'3 girl I went to highschool with walking with a group of her friends
>Get closer and realize it is her
>"I knew that was you annonette! You're the only girl I know that tall"
>Continue walking while she gives me a disappointed look
Is it really considered insulting / rude to reference a girl being tall?
Girls don't want to be tall. It's not a feminine trait and guys don't want to date tall girls.
>"I knew that was you anon! You're the only guy I know that short"
I would argue that being a tall woman still isn't as bad as being a manlet. There's a reason why all the fashion models are tall lanklet ayyyy looking girls.
>There's a reason why all the models are tall lanklet
Because only gays and women care about this shit
dont be silly, those groups are either tiny or dont make money, fashion is all about profits. like it or not, white males fund it
>guys don't want to date tall girls
literally not true at all
all difficulty women have with dating is self imposed
>all difficulty women have with dating is self imposed
No, it isn't. Girls can get a boyfriend whenever they want, true, but they cannot just date every guy they come across. There are more men that want shorter girls than there are ones that want taller girls and every time a tall girl finds one of these men, she is fricked.
>all difficulty women have with dating is self imposed
Just wait til they find out the same is true for men
No. Women select for the best option and men set a wide net and take what they can catch. Two different mating strategies.
We are talking about two different things.
Completely untrue. If you're fricked in the genetic lottery (ugly, short, fat, mutt genetics) on top of being poor or a loner, you are beyond fricked.
Even an ugly b***h can get at least a few simps. The same can't be said for a male.
Whatever helps you cope little man.
I'm 6 feet tall bro.
I'm neither a manlet nor tall.
You're attitude makes you a shrimp, no matter your height.
however, is a mountain of a man.
You'd be surprised, there are plenty of ugly b***hes that fall hard for skinny methed out losers all the time
Just like loser men though, I don't think we were seriously considering them as an option lol
>guys don't want to date tall girls.
you have no idea how satisfying it is to coom inside a tall girl as a manlet
it's like your very genes is celebrating
Yeah, its kind of a shitty thing to do. You would have been fine just saying that you recognized her in a friendly way, but if you were not a really close friend or something invoking her height is likely just going to make her feel embarrassed.
She's there with her friends who are all likely shorter than her, so you talking about how tall she is like brings that to the forefront the differences. Its at least possible that she grew up always feeling shitty about her height - lot of girls got shit for being too tall, or that they always were supposed to be shorter than their dates, or whatever the frick so she could be self conscious. I mean consider instead if you were walking with your friends and she came up to you
>"Oh hey, it IS anon from high school! I knew it was you, you were like the shortest guy I knew!"
would probably make you feel shitty, right? Same thing more or less. Not only did you comment on her body in any way especially in which may not be welcomed especially in front of her friends, you highlighted something she may be self conscious about.
There's nothing wrong with being tall (and I hope she doesn't feel like there is), but it's probably quite tiresome/insulting when someone implies its her main/only distinguishing quality. She doesn't want to be >the tall girl, and the way you're describing it you probably made her feel that way.
why short people don't date their own kind? gremlin sex seems like a good time
even short girls don't like short guys
Short women aim for tall men almost exclusively to fix their genetic off-spring.
Prove me wrong (you can't)
>Short women aim for tall men almost exclusively to fix their genetic off-spring.
And the most funny thing is that doesn't work, I'm the proof. My father is 6'4 and my mother is 5'0 but I'm 5'6
There's a lot of things that influence height, and having or not tall parents doesn't actually mean much.
Congratulations for having the most moronic post in the thread
Short girls all wanna be manhandled by giant dudes, short guys don't even register to them.
When i was a teen I used to cope with "I may be short but at least a lot of girls will still be my height or shorter haha" until I realized this truth.
>be 5' 8"
>never once mocked or derided for it
>no problem with women
>discussing with friends one day
>topic of height comes up
>mention mine
>buddy exclaims in disbelief
>everyone assumed I was taller
>they all stand up and compare, bursting with incredulity
I've been told I cary myself tall, whatever that means.
I'm just over 6 foot tall, but when my boss just barely stood up to my nose I was surprised. Posture and attitude mean a lot for a man, specially when younger generation all have fricked postures (me included lmfao)
I just owned gnome aesthetic at 5'4", noone ever makes jokes because Im the first to make the joke about it if I can. I have never been made fun of to my face about my height or try to act like I can beat up people despite my size, thats impotent male shit, even talls that do that are eye rolling, you dont need to have manlet rage. Be jolly and bring merryment. Youre a woodland creature, fricking act like one.
>Be jolly and bring merryment. Youre a woodland creature, fricking act like one.
I like the way you think. I hope someday I can find the inner forest critter inside me.
Living life as a character is sad. Dont feel like you need to play a role to be accepted.
holy reddit
Holy shit dude are you me? Same height and all. Gone through the exact same experience. Girls always just lumped me with the taller guys. My GF is literally half an inch taller than me and it's like she doesn't even see it lmao
height insecurity is gay
Mario is trying to find his brother so realistically this conversation wouldn't happen because I would have explained that I'm trying to find my brother.
I'm always mad
Short enough to punch her in the c**t.
Replace short with woman/black/gay/fat and this movie couldn't even be released.
Being a short man is living life on the hardest mode possible. We are the most discriminated group and we deserve reparations and affirmative action.
Why bowser right?
dating is so weird nowadays. Sometimes you frick on the first night but other times she tries to make you wait months then you find out she used to have one night stands and shit but doesn't want to frick you because she "likes" you and wants something serious. Like what the frick kind of logic is that
Hookup material vs Boyfriend material
She'll frick the guy she will never see again while stringing along the guy she wants commitment from
Modern dating for anyone under 30 years old is basically a Cold War between the sexes to see who can care the least. People 30+ tend to be a bit more communicative but it’s a double sided sword because you have to deal with a lot of emotional baggage and the possibility that they’re settling for you
>Modern dating for anyone under 30 years old is basically a Cold War between the sexes to see who can care the least.
this is really sad, man. And when you want to care and express yourself emotionally, they call you clingy and basically treat you like you did something wrong, as if i cant love myself as well as liking someone's company. Frick this shit.
I'm 33, and the reality that both parties at this point are settling is a reality that is too mind-numbing to consider. I probably should have had my children earlier, but the women were even more unfit than me to parent at the time and I guess before I knew it early 20's were over lol lmfao
I'm quite serious when I say my dick would crawl back inside my own body when I think about having to "marry" a woman with kids, or a woman my exact age with their bloated standards.
What do the moon runes say?
They describe the optical illusion known as simultaneous contrast in the girls shirt. It says if you use a dropper you can confirm it for yourself
Blue-black in bright places Platinum in dark places
Both are the same color ~ Let's check it with a dropper ~ Optical illusion is scary smile -
24"21
still not the same color
jap trickster is attempting to be a professional troll
How are you literally too stupid to use an eyedropper tool
What kinda hit box is that?
Their standards are literally stop being a grown man who lives with his mom and earn a career. It's not that hard tard.
Lmao, sucks to be shorter than 6'0, however much that is. Btw, why don't you guys learn to use the fricking metric system?
Spotted the bleeding vag
Yeah though, it's funny because you're wrong- I've fricked enough women in my youth, women's standards will go up after 27-30 in some fricking odd attempts at copium. I guess it's funny that you mention "earn a career"- none of these c**ts actually do anything you know but bein to feel entitled to it lol
I think the highlight of career choices I've seen in women I've dated have been laundrymat worker, tire shop reception, and hair-dresser. The frick are we fluffing up here lol
ywnbaw
>used to have one night stands and shit but doesn't want to frick you because she "likes" you and wants something serious
that's code for "I'm stringing you along"
cut her off immediately
just play the long game, then when the sex gets dry you bail out.
women are morons, anon. Get used to it or check out of dating entirely
normalgays are such pathetic cucks
>3 months
>not getting married first
love that everyone is misinterpreting this one, it's so funny how entitled men are after just doing the bare fricking minimum.
Women:
>won't truly respect men
>think cooking, cleaning, understanding taxes and politics (which is basically the bare minimum to being a functioning adult) is below them and takes too much effort
>expect their partner to be above average height and looks, 2-5 years older than them, driven, successful, give them attention 24/7, keep the relationship "interesting" and "fun" all the time and have the same goals in life as them as the bare minimum to consider a long-term relationship
Men:
>want a woman to respect them and like them for who they are
>want sex frequently
>willfully spend their lives with an average woman just out of love
If men where half as entitled as women are the species would have died out already.
just dick down some insecure femcels that get ecstatic if you gift them your happymeal toy once in a blue moon. you can find most of em browsing manga in bookstores, be careful of jailbait though
Don't have to. For various reasons.
Daily reminder that the Mario movie is SJW man hating trash.
Peach
In games literally the trope of princes to save
In the movie competent protagonist
Mario
In games player character
In the movie incompetent clown with no skill.
This is not "the Peach movie" it is "the Mario movie"
>didn't watch it
I did.
Show where I'm wrong.
She literally aces the obstacles in 1 go.
He literally tries over and over and over and fails every time.
She is the competent one who freezes bower and uses the powers during the weeding.
motherfricker you didn't watch the damned movie
I watched it, he's right. At the last 10 minutes of the movie they remembered they were supposed to be making a movie about Mario and Loo.
>I watched it, he's right.
Thanks.
Remember that Peach is super ninja magic without power ups (and even better with power ups) and Mario is only competent when he gets power ups.
And the last sequence is Peach giving the power star to Mario (for no reason whatsoever) and Mario bets god mode and wins.
With Luigi I do not have a problem since in the new lore he is depicted as a guy who shits his pants and is useless however the movie is named Mario and he is supposed to be the main character.
PS: The star wars fanboys are beyond insane. They post endless videos how Disney ruined Star Wars and Luke that make no sense however the Mario movie trash is according to them "anti-woke".
Peach in lore was always the useless "save me Mario" character while here she is ninja levels super competent leader who like pick shows insults Mario and Mario is useless.
>He thinks the Mario movie is is man hating
Lol you'll have a stroke if you ever watch Barbie. Director spends 2 hours straight up shitting on men and then pulls a 90° detour to not sound as man hating
>women judging anyone's appearance
>they have no breasts
>no ass
>need 5 lbs of makeup every day to hide their acne and ugly face
The perfect size for Peach.
Im 5'9
So why did Tendies get mad at critics again? There's nothing wrong with liking mid movies.
Being short gave me a real life Fallout dialogue quest
>Be me 19
>Living in dorm at college
>6'3 guy that looks like a fat #4 from The Kids Next Door body blocks me in the hallway
>"Hey, how tall are you?"
[Why do you ask?]
[What the frick bro I'm just trying to get to my dorm?]
[5'5 Why?]
>5'5 Why?
>"I've fricked b***hes taller than you."
[That's cool bro.]
[Neat. Now move it and let me go]
[So have I.] <Lie>
>So have I.
>*Lie success* W-wha-
Walk by with 0 problems. We became friends later.
nice
Why would someone talking about your height make you mad? Just be taller bro
The average height on Ganker has fallen over the years as more and more tacos, ivans and phuks started coming here.
And unlike civilized people, they consider any harmless joke on their person as a threat to their masculinity and thinks chimping out will restore it.
Rape on the spot.
In particular, sodomy with no lube.
She needs correction.
Awful lot of low self esteem manlets itt
My best friend is a lanklet and we both give each other shit. I've noticed him and his brother who's about 6'4" really fricking suck at arm wrestling for some reason. Do lanklets just have weaker arms for that sort of thing? My brother is also several inches taller than me and can't beat me in arm wrestling.
Disproportionate upper body development due to less gravity the further one is from earth's core.
if they knew anything about arm wrestling, they'd be destroying you. leverage > all
Short guys do get too much shit, but holy shit manlets on here get fricking mad, I have seen threads where they say they wanna murder all women etc. just chill
I'm a 6' permavirgin and some of my friends are manlets who've fricked dozens of girls, so I don't feel bad for them at all.
my nose is bigger that your tit :^)
Imagine snorting her titty
>if my height disappoints you, my dick will disappoint you even more.
Literally me
I mean he is really short. Most of the manlets I know are at least 5'4." One of them is dating a 5'8" woman. Are Mario and Luigi meant to be midgets in canon?
>"I took a bump from-a the bullet-a bill on the way over, hoo-hoo!"
>my dick is short although thin
Holy shit, did they need to make the princess that naughty? It's a movie for kids.
wtf how could they???
I'm big where I need to be 😉
Your gut?
My feet
I ask if they need glasses, I am not short.
Use my superior male strength to overpower and rape her.
Men dont have a problem with short men but holy shit women hate them (us). I remember this one girl seeing this totally ripped handsome guy working out at the gym and she was giggling telling her friend hes hot but omg hes short I dont know how to feel. I mean just search for mantlet on twi- or er "x" now and you'll see plenty of women talking about their disgust about short men. Obviously not all of them but I have been turned down so many times because I wasn't tall enough. That being said anyone under my height does not seem to care so I guess my dating pool is still plenty wide, just limited because of this.
>Obviously not all of them
literally LITERALLY all of them
Ive found some really tall women can relate and actually dont mind us for some reason. I think the ones who felt like giant freaks understand.
Yea that may be true. Just shows us once again that "sweet little princesses" have nothing to worry about in their lifes and are disconnected from real life
>I think the ones who felt like giant freaks understand.
In doujin, yes. irl the 6'2 girl will just find a 6'4 guy because it makes her feel happy and natural
t. Saw it happen.
i got a hand job in highschool from a female lanklet I was like 5'5 and she was 6'1 just speaking from my own experience
Nicccce. Just a handy, but still. Good shit manlet anon. Never scored with a girl taller than me. Just made out with one. She was 5'10. I'm 5'5.
>Twitter is called X now
I'm so glad Elon owns that shibboleth now. I'm 100% convinced he is killing it on purpose, and God Bless Him For It
Also could just be some bawd looking for literally any flaw to peg a man down a few pegs. I've seen literal IRL chads be called 7/10, b***hes have some laughable standards around other b***hes as a form of coping
This.
Women are brutal. Don't give them any attention or buy into their ""logic""
I'm lucky to be tall (5'9) I don't know how manlets cope
you don't even make the cut off point
It's all relative. I'm 5'4'', and to me my 5'9'' bf seems pretty tall.
homosexual
Yes honey?
I'm sorry you don't have a strong man to hold you in his arms. I hope you can find a woman that will love you.
You shouldn't even be in this thread your experiences as a gay man serve no insight or purpose on the manlet plight. Men dont care about height.
>I hope you can find a woman that will love you.
Your wish has been granted years ago. Thanks, homosexual
No problem. So where's the manlet rage coming from then?
I'm not a manlet though. Look at the reply chain, attention prostitute homosexual
don't reply to me, gayhomosexual
I don't want you to infect me with the monkey pox
I'm replying right now, you have already contracted e-aids from reading my post.
kinda opposite for me as time goes on, I'm 5'8" while my bf is literally 6'8" and I sometimes feel like we're the same height lmao
>Difficulty: Ultra Hardcore
Bruh, normally I'd say thanks for making me feel superior at life, but goddamn that just makes me feel depressed
That's called empathy.
Something women lack
homie get on this homies level THEN complain your on hard mode
uhh Gankerbros, our excuse?
I can tell she is absolutely disgusted but does it for the money
>posts a webm of a woman visibly grossed out while kissing a deformed guy
I was going to point this out, but I guess the bar is so low for some people that kissing alone is some form of accomplishment.
Here I am worrying about b***hes, kids and the future, and some people are still worrying about kisses and hand-jobs I guess. Everything is relative in the end
>but I guess the bar is so low for some people that kissing alone is some form of accomplishment
more like autists are incapable of understanding facial cues so they literally don't see the disgust in her mannerisms
I'm pretty sure I have autism and it wasn't that hard to figure out. Becomes really simple to figure out when you remember money exists and women love that shit lmfao
What the hell is that? is there more?
el diablo
He looks like that moronic weed soldier picture that gets posted everywhere.
Person if he pug
>25 years old
Geez
Im 6.2, get fricked.
>6'4 in a country with a national average of around 5'
LOL
At a certain height, being too tall can be a problem
This isn't true unless you're an actual 7' freak.
>he doesn't exclusively go for girls short enough for a 1' or higher height difference
Homo.
I don't "go for girls". I have a wife.
Same. I manhandle her tiny body every chance I get.
I'm 5.4, and I had 6 sex partners, no excuse.
What is it, will you let me, THE manlet frick YOUR wife/gf/crush? I will climb that b***h like a mountain and claim her as mine after I stick my filthy manlet dick in her.
>I'm 5.4, and I had 6 sex partners
This statement holds no value if the rating of the women isn't specified. I'd rather have no sex than settle for a 5/10 or under
That's exactly why you are still a virgin, give me your address, so I can cuck you personally.
>short man syndrome is a me-
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T ACT MASCULINE IF YOU ARE A MANLET
Lanky virgin cope.
Raging hysterically is a feminine trait, manlet
>Lanky ass virgins looking for 10/10 virgin girls, get no pussy and are mad now
Have sex
ass virgins looking for 10/10 virgin girls, get no pussy and are mad now
never settle for less
Translator note: "I will die a virgin"
Why are you mad about that? Only a roastie would be mad about that
I'm just trying to make you see anon, to open your eyes, the porn and hentai is clouding your vision.
If me, a manlet can frick, so can you, and once you do, you will see that is nothing special, then your virginal ass pain will fade and you will be happier.
Sounds like you want to sell some ugly 30 year old used up roastie to me to be honest
Very well then, die virgins with the knowledge that people shorter than you are fricking potential gfs with their manlet dicks, filling them with their manlet seed, bringing more manlets into this world.
why are you trying to convince tall people (ie normal, non-disfigured humans) to frick ugly women for no reason
There's nothing masculine about throwing a melty.
Nice projector you got there, manlet anon
Having six fingers doesn't count, pajeet
Short King. The term it's SHORT KING.
Literally only Americans care about height.
Manlets and Lanklets UNITE!
The enemy is someone else
image sauce?
Yes, short people are indeed human. Height variation is a natural part of the human population. (Chatgpt.)
To be fair there are Toads and Shyguys in her world so it could lead to some confusion.
Short master race here. I just finished talking to a tallgay. This is his life's story
>born too big, ripped open mother's vegana, forcing his dad to die a virgin
>at the age of 3 couldn't fit into the bouncy castle. Became an outcast from the preschool
>at the age of 5 he hit his head on a tree branch. The tree branch had previously been used as a dildo by a homosexual
>age of 10 he had to consume twice as much groceries as his peers. Mother driven into poverty and prostitution
>age of 15 he was regularly banging his head into door frames. Used to be a particle physicist but was diagnosed with moronation after yet another head injury
>age 18 he was conscripted to join the army. He wanted to be a tank crew but he was too tall to fit into a tank and had to be infantry
>got both his legs blown off and now he is only 3 feet tall
>says life is better
CALLED HIM AMOS MOSES
The height all went to my magnum dong.
why does she know what humans are? why is she an alien?
eh, its like being circumcised. your less of a man, it wasnt your choice and you just sorta gotta live with it. actually acknowleding your less man then a real man is hard and you create cope answers
Jesus christ that answer was horrifying lol
so is circumcision, but eh
I mean, you're not wrong, I just wasn't expecting circumcision to be brought up lmfao
I had an argument with a women recently explaining how it was just the same as female genital mutilation in the middle-east. They even call it female circumcision over there- by removing the clitoris lmfao
Somehow I think all these shitty moms would get the hint that male circumcision is an evil act after female circumcision makes an appearance lmfao
I should mention her main argument was that "it's not the same thing, men can still have babies after circumcision"
>So can women have babies after the removal of the clitoris, honey
The look of horror on her face when all the facts clicked in was honestly more frightening than satisfying- all these boys, and for what lmfao
>pope
>elected official
The pope is elected by the cardinals of rome
oh, yeah, but its sorta related. its generally something you cant choose and people cope over it. and yeah, its pretty funny that guys are all "girls prefer it! its cleaner! it looks better!" but if you said to a girl "i prefer circumcised women, its cleaner, looks better, i prefer it" youd get laughed at to your face
I had to to tell her I'm literally playing devil's advocate, but there's a reason men in the middle-east prefer women without the clitoris. All this bubbly "live laugh love" bullshit dies when you remove your clit- A women can't women as hard without it.
And it's just a small penis, why do you want it lady? 🙂
Huh? Women are more depressed and anxiety prone than men.
Again, this is related to having a clitoris lol
Women can't women as hard without it. No emotional swings, no tingles, no muh feelings, he makes me feel cummy-wummies, or muh best life bullshit. I'm not at all for female circumcision, but somehow I believe finding an anxiety prone women in the middle-east is a rare thing lmfao
Again, not a good thing, but if every women suddenly had their clit ripped off, suddenly you're just dealing with a female rather than a woman if you get my drift
>I believe finding an anxiety prone women in the middle-east is a rare thing
Black person what they live in fear of rape and murder and acid attacks all the time
no, they don't.
moron
I don't want to agree with
But they honestly don't lol
I've had coworkers at my old job literally tell me horror stories, I'm inclined to believe them.
sure, anon.
female circumcision should be legal.
>Somehow I think all these shitty moms would get the hint that male circumcision is an evil act after female circumcision makes an appearance lmfao
Moms are actually the most anti-circumcision crowd there is. My mom didnt have me circumcized after she was horrified over it happening to my brother. If you look at any sort of actual public anti-circumcision group its always women. Men are unironically too embarassed to be forward about it. Its actually really sad.
I don't think that's as normal as you make it out to be, but I'm glad for your mom's change of view and hearing that some groups actually exist for it. I also agree though that most circumcised men are too embarrassed about it to bring it up, and it often just gets passed down from the dad's side as simply as "his dick gonna look like mine".
I just know from my lived experience, it's usually a woman saying how great it is and always being flabbergasted by that lol
>his dick gonna look like mine
Americans have so many deep problems it's insane
I mean, you're not wrong, but I don't think moving to (insert shit modern country of choice here) really changes a goddamn thing in (modern year)...every single place modernized is damn near the same thanks to the internet lol
>it's usually a woman saying how great it is and always being flabbergasted by that lol
Holy cope
I used to think i had a small penis but yesterday i measured it with a full on rock hard boner and it turns out its 5cm bigger than i thought, feels great man
>Around 2 inches bigger
What the frick did you think you had down there, a 4 inch pecker? I mean 2 inches is the difference between a small, medium, and large; how you mistake a difference like that lmfao
sure did, i don't know how but i guess i had a weak boner the one time i measured it and just accepted it
You probably lost some weight
A little but not enough to explain that difference, either way feels good man
i got a tiny dick
Your dick might be the world's average, which is "small" (actually average).
>oh god im so wet, hes average sized
>oh god im so hard, she is 5/10
hey man, ask your dad, he did it
>well
>actually im Italian
I'm like 6'2'' so if someon calls me short I would be very confused.
one of my buddies in highschool was 6'11 (he was lying, he was taller, he slouched as hard as possible because people ALWAYS brought up his height. he was probably over 7 feet tall), and every time you walked into a public bathroom youd be taking a piss and see his head towering over the divider.
>oh hey dave
>hey anon
every time
Ya know......
Is she that big...or is she mushroomd?
How much bigger does she get? I mean, like an 8ft tall princess would be a problem.
But....those halls and such are really....tall.
MAYBE THIS IS HER SMALL MODE!?
I think Peach is in a permanent big mode, might be because of the crown.
I liked the movie, I just wish Luigi had more screen time.
For the manlets in here just drink ashwaghanda with tumeric and camel milk. They sell it in packet forms too. Play basket ball or do pull ups. Its never too late
How about I fricking get mad? What then bich???
the proper response should be not caring about helping her.
This post is as bland, plain and favorless as white people's food.
um, try again sweaty
>"I know, kind of a gyp, ain't it? Three fourths Asian apparently translates to one quarter the height of everyone else. Until I sit down."
i love manlet threads
That's fricking cringe, no I don't mean the manlet, I mean the soldiers, they are cringe as frick.
"haha let me die for this faceless bastard on a moronic conflict that they themselves initiated"
true
too bad about the incoming draft
Bad morning sirs!
I didn't realize she pulls his nose like the 64 screen menu. That's cute.
Why don't you want to sound mad, homosexual?
cumskin
My recommendation for insulting white people would be to associate their pathological altruism and cuckoldry into an insult somehow, you know how like those Europeans adopted the Muslim who beheaded their daughter as their own son, as an example.
I'm white, and the only insult to my "race" that matters is that being white is just a skin color. Like it doesn't explain your deeper heritage or history at any level, just by being "white".
Then again, I don't think most people have a clue of their family history spanning anything back more than 100 years, so it really doesn't matter at all when you think about it lmfao
man, that video was pure kino
> like those Europeans adopted the Muslim who beheaded their daughter as their own son, as an example.
wtf? why are they so mentally ill?
WELL FRICK YOU, LUIGI
A firm slap. It has to be strong enough to rattle her skull and remind her of her place in the food chain.
Bring up the fact that Peach's head is legitimately inhuman in terms of its size proportionate to her body.
If a woman taller than 6'5" wants to call me short, all i can do at that point is kneel.
His head is so large compared her entire body he could probably unhinge his jaw and vore her in seconds.
Its weird height is her issue and not his general proportions, he legitimately doesn't look human because of this.
It was initially funny but then she kept doing it over and over. Also, it felt like there was never a reason for her to let him join her. They could have tossed in a purpose for Mario to be useful even if it was a cover or front, but it was all unnecessary and random.
>there was never a reason for her to let him join her
Bowser had Luigi, and wanted to frick up her kingdom. Mutual interest in kicking King Koopa's ass
Yes, they both had their reasons but I was personally thinking, "wait, why did she just let him join for that?", because right after she needed him to prove himself and train. So, I was thinking it could be better if it they throw in more lines like, "I feel for you but it's dangerous, we'll have to prepare", so they decide to train him to be their champion/representative, which he eventually becomes at the DK kingdom. That would also avoid the awkward moment of the toad asking, "Who's he?" and her "“He’s not important!” response, which just felt rude/demeaning to me just to get cheap laughs. They had a whole montage training together and getting to know each other, why wouldn't he be important? It was all weird. But whatever, it's a throwaway kids movie I guess.
GET PREGANANT *PLAP**PLAP*PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP*PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP*PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP*PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP*PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP*PLAP*
What's it like being short anyway? Also why do you guys seem to be thinking about height 24/7? Must be tiring and for no reason really since literaly nobody cares about stuff like that tbh
??
I don't think about height.
I didn't even realize women cared so much about it until I got to college.
discontent is the luxury of the well to do
Really? Why do you think high heels are so popular?
Women make fun of each other for being too tall.
it makes their asses and legs look better
also
is right, this is more of a thing with westernized countries in general, but it blatantly comes up when you're looking at dating profiles of American women more than anywhere else
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This one was the least offensive one. Mario is emasculated to the whole extent of the movie, it is cringe to watch these. There is no come back, no apologies, he just takes it and move forward.
I think she was at least somewhat funny in this scene. In the rest of it she's really bland.
i am 175cm tall is that 5'7' ft or 5'9' ft?
>Hey you haven't seen'a my mushroom yet!
27 years old 5'5 reporting in! Never kissed/went on a date/had a gf/had sex. Decent looking and somewhat fit too though not ripped.
Though I have never had any woman blatantly act like this; though as a joke it's cool.
short guys should just get buff
then let me top them
you tell me
to give you prescriptive
Kill her and then myself
im as long as i am tall
But isn't she a human?
Can I borrow a pair of heels and a corset?
>be 5'5"
>never noticed I was short until last year when some shitposts on Ganker pointed this out
>so anyway,
Where do you guys live that height is such a big deal
I’m 5’2, literal manlet of manlets, and I’ve dated plenty of cute girls, face and personality mog all, women love to laugh above everything else
>but women say…
Women say a bunch of moronic shit that is subject to change. They have no real beliefs
Question for the pocket princes posting demoralization content.
Why should women settle for genetically inferior men they aren't attracted to?
Do you think you are owed anything?
If women only selected people who don't go bald to reproduce, wouldn't we defeat baldness in a relatively small amount of time?
Tall people die sooner and get cancer more often, what exactly makes them genetically superior according to you.
They manage to reproduce. The only metric for genetic fitness.
It seems short kings are uneducated as well.
Every person on the planet is the result of somebody reproducing, including the short people, you dumbass.
Also I have the striking suspicion that YOU don't have any kids, so doesn't that prove you're actually genetically inferior to every person that's shorter than you but has kids?
well men are positive net tax payers and women are negative tax payers, so, kinda. like, unironically, if we replaced all women with men, taxes would drop massively, if you ignore the whole "men cant birth children" thing. females literally depend on males to offset their costs. so if you like things like...streets, lightposts, electrical power lines, birth control...yeah, men sorta foot the bill for it all.
where do i download the japanese dub of this movie, it's not on nyaa
By eating a mushroom, duh. And then unzipping dick.
I force this down her throat and turn her into a Peach fleshlight
Reading through this thread has made me so glad that I'm gay, sucks that you guys have to deal with women and all their bullshit
Pull out my big meaty thunderwiener that's as long as my shin (I am still short) and frick her
American thread
Allow me to size opportunity of this situation and make some remarks about your shortcomings, ok?
I-IM NOT MAD.