How does a girl become such a massive bulklord in the post apocalypse?

How does a girl become such a massive bulklord in the post apocalypse?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetics

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's motivated like nothing else, having a family member murdered does wonders for your willpower.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cousin was shot and she died but I never had motivation like this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a family member murdered does wonders for your willpower
      Absolutely fricked up my willpower for the past 10 years or so.
      I imagine it's down to the person in question, but for me personally at least I just get these short bursts of defiance while still being absolutle stuck dwelling in my own depression, ultimately leading me to not be able to ever utilize those bursts properly. I guess the will is there but the power is missing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel that, I was definitely speaking from my own experience. For the people that can understand the void this leaves in them instead of being crushed by it, like Abby has, then this applies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's not popular to say on chud websites but medication helped me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're facing odds that none of those people will ever have to face in the sum total of all of their years, you should be using anything you possibly can to keep walking.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A thing she never brings up btw. A same person wouldn't hold a grudge like this for that long of a time in a literal apocalypse

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have the experience to even begin guessing at what drives her.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          she is driven by bad writing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leaded gas from the looks of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will can't overcome thermodynamics. Is she getting more calories than everyone else?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Will can't overcome thermodynamics
        Wrong. A woman can lift a car with the power of love for her child.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >with the power of adrenaline
          ftfy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Adrenaline didn't stop the trillion of women from being overpowered and raped by men in all of human history.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Indeed

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off randy

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    burritos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Those burritos looked PACKED. Easily 1000+ calories each and you can carry multiple in your bag to eat throughout the day.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wanted to get toned, but did one squat too many. Very unfortunate.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that shoulder and back acne should have already given you your answer
    Many abandoned pharmacies to loot freely in the big city after apocalypse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you realize how quickly steroids go bad.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRT

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    plausible answer: anabolic steroids which may be available even post-apoc and useful if you wanted to have woman warriors (for whatever reason)
    actual answer: druckmann and whoever else on the californian-ridden creative team probably didn't give any consideration to what homrone profile would be necessary to maintain that much muscle mass and just thought having a bulky muscly female character was cool/progressive/didn't realize how implausible it is without steroids or they included it so as to dare people to call it out for what it is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hired a crossfit athlete as the body double/mocap
      Crossfit, famously known for its natty athletes lmao
      They made her even larger between the announce trailer and release
      Violant woman fetishism is silly to me
      >teenage girl who savagely slaughters hundreds of people for revenge
      >supranaturally muscular woman brutally murders hundreds of people, also for revenge
      >various random psycho women as regular enemies
      Clearly the post apocalypse will have tons of insane violent women walking around

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The crossfit chick look better.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        See? Games CAN star women (as long as they're basically still toxic violent men).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anabolic steroids which may be available even post-apoc

      You're thinking of steroids like a magic good-forever substance. They're not, without proper storage they don't last long at all.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the acne implies she took absurd doses of steroids. although i personally believe duckman simply added that to make her ugly because he probably doesnt know anything about physical fitness.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She had an overabundance of calories and turned all that energy into muscle instead of fat. You can do it too lard ass.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    by having Neil Cuckman jerk off to her during the design process

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anything's possible when the patriarchy falls
    >btw druckmann and feminists actually believe this
    >btw there are actually feminist theories that boys only develop more muscle mass because they're encouraged to exercise and fight more
    tldr feminism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>btw there are actually feminist theories that boys only develop more muscle mass because they're encouraged to exercise and fight more
      >implying this isn't true

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice ai picture homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        let me go further than implying and outright state that it is true

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        let me go further than implying and outright state that it is true

        I mean untrue. oops.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has plenty of food and well equipped gym. She is more believable than joel being stacked on military rations but you don't complain about that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      please learn what the endocrine system does

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is still more believable than joel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        your mother was teaching me last night about it when I fricked her in the ass

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in the ass
          gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joel honestly should have been dead a few years in when he got shot by that dude in the beginning. There's a zombie infection but they forgot that there's other infection that can kill.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she has plenty of food and well equipped gym

      And a reserve of roids as well it seems, very resouceful

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      women naturally cant even look like that outside of the apocalypse bro

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about Marit Bjoergen?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >elite level athlete
          >still doesn't size up to abby
          it just proves my point

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's literally more jacked

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              gleep gleep gleep roids

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker actually thinks this is a decent physique

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single character who has done more psychic damage to Ganker than Abby?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Essex broke Ganker yesterday

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thread#?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make fun of moronic characters
      >"WOW V IS MINDBROKEN "

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's unironic troony logic. Don't bother with him anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game is three years old and has already stopped being relevant in the public eye
        >STILL crying about one character design every single day
        Yes, I'd call that mindbroken. Even if you consider the design bad, there are innumerable you could be spending your free time upset at, but you still choose this one.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you consider the game unworthy of disdain, there are innumerable people you could be spending your free time chastising. I'd call that mindbroken.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Mindbroken

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there other variant mammals with active infections of shrooms? we know monkeys can spread it, so why not other things? Is that ever considered?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume they all died since animals have shorter lifespans and worse survival chances in urban areas with humans hunting them. The animals left are the ones immune like giraffes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope they use it in part 3. Mushroom evolved and can now infect bears and wolves, for example. Imagine fighting a zombie bear. This would've been so kino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If we can't have infected animals then I hope for mutated plants at least. Imagine a Venus fly trap that's now a monster.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe someone switched her daily multi vitamin for some anabolic?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl
    She is a troony

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Abby is unrealisti-ACK!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the size of her clit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any untrained average male would beat her in arm wrestling since natural strength is in the forearms not biceps

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And everyone who actually armwrestles will tell you you're moronic.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should have made her look like this instead and i would have loved her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green Room sucked, but only stayed for the female skinheads

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >band of punk rockers piss off a neonazi gang and have to fight their way out of a bar in the middle of nowhere
        kino action movie setup
        >the band are pathetic losers and girls, spend most of the movie hiding in one back room and not a lot happens
        what a waste

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a man baby

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nanomushrooms, son

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids. Her father was a top class surgeon, he must've had some laying around

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not actually suggesting its tren but dont people make that shit in clandestine labs right now? i wonder how difficult it'd be to make it in a semi post-apoc setting.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you write her to be an invincible Mary Sue character out of spite for the people who told you your shit revenge plot for the previous game was moronic and thus kept you on a tight leash until your handlers all mysteriously left the company between games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's been three years. Let it go, chud

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I think TLOU is shit I never understood this criticism. Do you think finding a supply of anabolic steroids would really be that hard?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      25 years after collapse and considering their shelf life, yes. That said, Abs is natty

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First I would say yes but then I remember in TLOU you found random bullets everywhere so easily even in random places like toilets and school desk so sure why not steroids should be found right next to the diaper changing station.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        25 years after collapse and considering their shelf life, yes. That said, Abs is natty

        The lack of guns and ammo never made sense how they treat it like the stocks dried up and degraded.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it would've been understandable if it took place in europe but america has literally hundreds of millions of guns. You could find them easily in every other house

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop falling for moronic nitpicking about "realism" when the issue is that she's a shitty character.
    Stop letting hack writers deflect criticism by giving them an excuse to shut down discussion by screeching "incel" and "misogynist."
    This is why no one with a functioning brain takes any of you seriously.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joel feels like the creation of an orphan girl daydreaming about the perfect father figure. he has zero sexual desire or care for other women, he puts lots of effort into the perfect thoughtful gifts, he's a god-like protector that will risk his life to kill hoards of dangerous nasty men and monsters for her who then taught her how to also be a god-like killer. then in the end his fatal flaw was being TOO good of a person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes Ellie a cute little autistic girl.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The *clap* future *clap* is *clap female!

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably lifted some weights. Just look at her there, that is not a bulk lord. It's not like gym equipment suddenly disintegrated after the zombies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they literally showed well equipped gym like few minutes into her storyline and they mentioned many time how big of a gym freak she is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they mentioned many time how
        good morning

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *times
          it's just a typo, man

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting weights and eating shitty beans grown in a football stadium make you as jacked as roids

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i finished the game on hard then i did survivor + on that account. What next? Grounded + or maybe start from the scratch and do just survivor?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they don't, the devs put a normal woman's face on a roidfreak bodybuilder's body

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    same way a lumber jack does

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros....I dont know how much longer I can keep on waiting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's never coming out is it. or will be included with tlou3.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still cracks me up that all they had to show for it was this concept art. Because Naughty Dog literally has a turnover rate of 70% of their workers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bungie canceled it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would take a raincheck on Factions 2 ever happening anon. Three years. Its been three goddamn years and we still haven't heard any updates about it. What does that tell you?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abby looked reasonable back in the 2017 trailer...

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are calories in semen.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She does nothing but lift weights. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if she used steroids or something.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That exact part where that screen shot is pulled, she walks passed a full gym 10 seconds later. Following that, they go and grab food from a full cafeteria. The WLF is fully stocked with tight operation going on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one here played the game that far.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they put Anavar in her cafeteria tray too?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eat protein packed 1000+ calorie per burritos every single day and work out at the gym you will gain muscles and zits too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh dont worry i will tren everyday anavar give up

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies aren't women

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Access to state of the art training facilities used for the Seattle Seahawks, essentially in a PMC with a strict diet comprised mostly of protein, and anabolic steroids.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game doesn't understand biology or sociology
    >Ellie overpowering and snapping the neck of a fully grown man
    >Women not being overpowered and raped in mass by bandits
    >female bandits
    >A woman with a Superman physique

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating a gutful of jizz every day for the WLF homies

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl
    Wrong image?

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NANOMACHINES SON

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gcj is still trying to defend druckmann-senpai's moronic fanfiction to own da chudz three years later.
    lel

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